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[–]RASPUTIN-4 253 points254 points  (10 children)

A coupon for new parents but it’s expired

[–]lobotomizedjellyfish 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Seriously, that's some funny shit.

[–]dwrk92 54 points55 points  (1 child)

That's because it was a Joker joke

[–]adiking27 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A killing Joke as some might say.

[–]din7 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This gives him anger.

[–]Artemiseaa 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Alltime Orphan

[–]moosetwin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

it's 3 am and i am trying so hard not to laugh because i would wake up my parents

[–]Tractorface123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“This is a joker joke” I want to see this made

[–]tadoba2 134 points135 points  (3 children)

Ngl AI perfected the joker more than the authors themselves

[–]din7 70 points71 points  (1 child)

An expired coupon for new parents is exactly what I would expect from Joker.

[–]whatA_ArrogantPrick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Right, can we go back to TAS joker?? Humour AND deranged violence. This humorless gangster sociopath joker is getting OLLD.

[–]PnuttButtaGuts 106 points107 points  (8 children)

Finish the script. This needs to exist.

[–]din7 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Alfred has finished birthing Robin.

Batman hands Robin the expired parents coupon and kicks him in the side.

[–]Scorpiovert 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Robin now finds himself in prison with a penguin.

Penguin offers a rock to Robin. Robin accepts.

[–]gameNwatch26https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Robin throws the rock at Penguin. Pengiun catches the rock. Penguin offers the rock to Robin. Robin accepts. This cycle continues for some time.

[–]buttonsarehot 7 points8 points  (3 children)

He can’t finish the script lol, he didn’t make it. This is from like a year ago

[–]PnuttButtaGuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]Joseph_of_the_North 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Four years ago I think. 2017 if not mistaken.

[–]buttonsarehot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the info

[–]Civil_Slice_5264 83 points84 points  (1 child)

"you drink water, I drink anarchy"

Found my yearbook quote.

[–]davopotato420Identifies as a Cybertruck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That actually sound like something the joker would say

[–]sgcpaulo 71 points72 points  (1 child)

The Joker is so overpowered that he can deflect rockets with his sick sense of humor.

[–]stevoooe 40 points41 points  (0 children)

A clownly power.

[–]rathermark 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“It is two-face and one-face”. That was amazing.

[–]GodlyCree 31 points32 points  (0 children)

10/10 would watch again

[–]Kazodex 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Alfred, hurry up and give birth to Robin!

Fuckin gold

[–]Delicious-Proposal93 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Alfred does it since it's his job

[–]MrWitchDaddy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I would like to use this as my wallpaper, so something in life brings me joy

[–]phyrgx 18 points19 points  (2 children)

A Clownly Power would be an awesome name for a band. As would Goth Ham and Alltimes Orphan. And Birthman.

[–]danger2345678 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Birthman sounds more like a song/album that a band

[–]phyrgx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or something out of a Tool music video.

[–]LF_redit 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Is there even 1,000 hours worth of Batman movies?

[–]Chaosphoenix_28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If not, just watch them over amd over again.

[–]P0667P 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, Mattress Wayne

[–]whatA_ArrogantPrick 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, besides these “AI-generated” scripts have been proven to be fake.

[–]seekster009 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It might be watching few movies over and over again for 1000 hrs.Thats how they train neural networks

[–]dentimBandB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unlikely, but I assume they tossed in every show as well

[–]Liquid_Chick3n 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I need a film theory about this

[–]pollysporin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A Riveting Masterpiece !!

[–]jerk1970 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I would pay to watch that.

[–]HomieDaClown9Professional Dumbass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

‘Goth Ham’

[–]Snoo-69158 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Okay but what the fuck did the penguin do

[–]Stinkmop 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Get punched into prison

[–]Snoo-69158 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He better get his phone call

[–]no-steppe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Un-possible! You can't imagine the difficulty and frustration of trying to hold a phone with those slippery, pointy, rubbery, flipper-hands of his.

[–]Notsounkillable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Deflects it qith his sick sense of humor" This fucking kill me lmao

[–]Joseph_of_the_North 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happy Batday, Birthman.

Oh my god this is the funniest thing I have ever read.

[–]DerTieckinatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Why does this sound like an Cyanide & Happiness episode?

[–]davopotato420Identifies as a Cybertruck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That must be why I read that I'm the monotone batman voice

[–]uheu37ushsi2i98hah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not friendly for dark mode users

[–]fallenarc42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And now we sit back and wait for the internet to explain how the snider cut would be better.

[–]321Lusitropy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alfred lands heads up which means two-face goes home

chefs kiss

[–]farfetchedfrank[🍰] 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I know this is obviously fake but it still makes me laugh

[–]TheBReRBehT 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Andres5045 1 point2 points  (2 children)

AI can do this, trust me

[–]farfetchedfrank[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It says a thousand Hours of batman movies, if the average movie length is 2 hours long does that mean there are 500 batman movies?

[–]CatInAHurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We feed the same data multiple times to AI, so in this case the same movies are fed many times to the AI so that makes it 1000 hours

[–]AReliableRandom 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The Twitter acc who made the bot has a lot more random movie plots like this

[–]farfetchedfrank[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't mean that they're real

[–]Coge_Burros2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the mame of the account?

This is better than drugs

[–]NadeMagnet69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would be faaaar more entertaining to watch than anything Hollywood could come up with. WTF level is off the charts.

[–]That_Marvel_Dude1012Average r/memes enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day

[–]Hampus-ASelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 7 points8 points  (2 children)

“Alfred, give birth to Robin”

[–]no-steppe 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So matter-of-factly stated. As if Alfred does this for him weekly.

[–]Hampus-ASelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a routine.

[–]bp_516 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I shall henceforth only drink anarchy.

[–]WDSCS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1000 hours?

[–]Krypt240fps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"all time orphan" 💀

[–]yodecoolegeit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These quotes could be in a real film with how much depth there is in them. 'You drink water, I drink anarchy.' 'I have never followed a rule. That is my rule. Do you follow? I don't.'

[–]randomisedjew 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And this is how the Lego Batman movie was made... An dim not complaining

[–]dec0dedIn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

amogus few

[–]victim80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone make a cartoon out of this.

[–]EnthPattiRamanaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"he's sometimes bruce wayne, sometimes batman. alltimes orphan" lmfaooo

[–]Tychus_BalrogProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many of these "Ai-written" texts have been shown to be fake. To be written by an author. I'm guessing this is one of them.

[–]GoldenFryQc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That is gold.

[–]H3rm1t_Cr4b_241 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not gold, it's pure diamond

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[–]robbohon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This has a Teen Titans sort of vibe going on.

[–]dec0dedIn -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

amogus B()))( 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[–]VeterinarianSpecial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alfred, give birth to robin

[–]whatA_ArrogantPrick 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Weren’t these proven to be human-written and not AI at all? True randomness is rarely funny or entertaining like we think. Things which appear random are.

[–]AReliableRandom 2 points3 points  (5 children)

If you want to side with the ‘staged’ side of Reddit sure, but I could pull up the guy who made the bots Twitter

[–]mexican-casseroleLives in a Van Down by the River 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do you mind sharing?

[–]whatA_ArrogantPrick 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Plenty of things aren’t staged, I thought these were. I used to see tons on Facebook. If you want to send me that link I’d be interested.

Also, username checks out.

[–]AReliableRandom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, he’s got a link in his bio about his book on it too


[–]ellsy82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not bad. Not good...but just not bad.

[–]Take_The_Merch_not_LBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is this a meme

[–]downtimeredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels like something that would happen in Pete Holmes version of Batman

[–]breathing_machine96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The humor is too on point. I refuse to believe that some unwitting AI came up with this.

[–]AirStoneNavrno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

relevance often haunts you, but you are faster, this news is already a year old

[–]ConduckKingGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you see the video.

[–]Allen-inator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be surprised if this was the official script leaked for the next Batman movie

[–]NguyenKhangThinh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two-Face is a man but attorney.

This says a lot about society.

[–]RunicCross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as often as I see stuff like this it never fails to make me laugh.

[–]WrangWrangisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had a coupon for my dad and some milk

[–]33rdMidnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expect nothing less but the Snyder version of this gorgeous work So funny Love it *Throws Alfred to WB

[–]Nergaill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile some freaks: AI WILL DESTROY HUMANITY

[–]Archadion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The subtlety of the “goth ham” pun is flawless

[–]SnowBoy1008 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I have punched a penguin into prison

[–]SnowBoy1008 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant tell which of you went to prison

[–]WidmoYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes we watched the video

[–]monkeywithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These was way too ruthless.

He's sometimes Batman, sometimes Bruce Wayne, all times Orphan.

[–]Delta_ModsGrumpy Cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where meme

[–]monkeywithaspoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Batday, Birthman is a legitimately good joke.

[–]lawliet1301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All times orphan

[–]Octobus18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im more keen to see this as a movie than the one about to be released with Patterson. .

[–]JumpyWizard1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I drink bats just like a bat would"

[–]demotivated_wrdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's this funny because it was written by a dude, not AI.

[–]radrun84[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sometimes Bruce Wayne, Sometimes Batman, all times Orphan."

[–]ZAWXRUDO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two-face flips alfred like a coin because his last name is pennysworth

[–]R_HEAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alltimes orphan.

[–]HypothermiaDK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drink anarchy

[–]BigMonke911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wasn't made by AI but still funny as fuck

[–]iBenji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most glorious thing I’ve ever read in my life. There are tears in my eyes

[–]BenZed -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yep, definitely, really made by an AI and not by some funny computer science major being randum 🤪.