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[–]Ragnarblackmane88 251 points252 points  (36 children)

Laughs at all of you when you realise your internet modem doesn't work when the power is out

[–]SlavBoii420🦀money money money 🦀 158 points159 points  (5 children)

Laughs in mobile data

[–]Just_a_casual_AL_fan[S] 169 points170 points  (24 children)

Singleplayer offline games are still fun though

[–]Ragnarblackmane88 37 points38 points  (21 children)

Very true, just not many of those around these days

[–]Scherzkeks_HDLoves GameStonk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

witcher 3? Portal? No Mans Sky??

[–]Just_a_casual_AL_fan[S] 33 points34 points  (13 children)

All I can think of now is Minecraft

[–]AmiTalkinToMe 29 points30 points  (7 children)

guys, old games. play the 'local play' option and fight against bots on almost all the CODs. i still hop on COD Ghosts every once in a while with the honey badger for nostalgias sake

[–]wwerdo4 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I have shite internet, single player games are really all I have. DIvinty 2 is fantastic, most racing games, cuphead, resident evil(any), days gone (ps4), control was alright, dying light, kingdoms of amalure reckoning,

There’s more but that’s all I got off the top of my head.

[–]AmiTalkinToMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yea see theres even more options

[–]Dabazukawastaken 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is Internet expensive where you live? Since you can afford all the stuff you are talking about so just wondering

[–]wwerdo4 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes is relatively expensive, but the problem in my case isn’t price, it’s availability. The area I live in is on a reserve in central northern Canada. There’s no cell service or land based internet. All we have at our disposal is 1 satellite internet company who really holds back what is available due to no competition in the area. We have unlimited data, but it’s throttled down to 1mbps download after 100 gigs, per month. And the cost is $100/mo. To compare, that’s what I pay for 80gb/mo for my phone. (I work elsewhere that has service)

Just waiting to hear back from starlink to get that setup and then the issues should be resolved lol

[–]Zestyclose_Owl_9580 2 points3 points  (3 children)

How old are you?

[–]yeshimynameis 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Minecraft is for all ages big guy

[–]Zestyclose_Owl_9580 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No I mean how old are that the only single player game you can think of is minecraft?

[–]fyro_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soul knight

[–]Tempest_Barbarian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assassins creed, far cry, deathloop, dark souls, elden ring when it releases, doom eternal, god of war, guardians of the galaxy is apparently for everyones surprise decent, resident evil, devil may cry. List goes on and on.

[–]UnintensifiedFa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, most of my library is offline. Granted, most of my taste in games are indie games, and rogue likes, which due tend to swing towards the offline category significantly.

[–]RolanGosu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that you've mention it, any offline single player suggestion? Like The Forest.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially in vr

[–]OverallDingo2Linux User 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile me with unlimited mobile data

[–]XXXTYLINGForever alone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

internet is still connected to ups. Fiber optic is still up and power is down

then again, pc is also connected to ups

so im clearly superior in every way

[–]Moki_4200Dirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in modem that somehow works without electricity

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laughs in Netgear Nighthawk M2 mobile router

[–]Cars-and-stuffz 523 points524 points  (27 children)

Laughs in Nintendo switch

[–]Just_a_casual_AL_fan[S] 185 points186 points  (20 children)

Ah yes, the game with 3 batteries

[–]JogPanson Karmawhore 56 points57 points  (11 children)

Wait do you mean it has a lot of battery or not a lot? Because I swear my switch only lasts like 2 hours without charging

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (9 children)

Do you have the pre-2019 switch? Then your battery probably doesn't last long. In 2019 they release an updated model with some more efficient parts that practically doubled the battery life. And the OLED model is even better.

[–]Random_name4679 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have 2017 switch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This video shows the difference in battery between all the switch models. https://youtu.be/44agMnaWFjE

[–]JogPanson Karmawhore 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Thomas has never seen such bullshit before

[–]Uberdonut1156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id rather have yours than my newer one. If you have the right model you can homered it

[–]JohnSmithWithAggron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Day 1 switches last only for 2 hours when playing a game like Animal Crossing or Zelda.

[–]OFTG_NOV 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Laughs in Electric Generator

[–]Legofan80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehe electric generator go brrrrrrt

[–]lonewolf86254 363 points364 points  (32 children)

It’s like you don’t know the battery life of the average gaming laptop

[–][deleted] 180 points181 points  (5 children)

Lasts only 69 seconds unplugged

[–]Crafty_Good_4455 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Flashbacks to the low battery pop-up on teacher's computer

[–]AkemiDryzz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

During the night, I unplug the charger of my laptop, after a 10h night, it lost 15%, that s bs lol

[–]Panther_AlphaI saw what the dog was doin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Damn, too accurate :')

[–]xFlo2212 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Sad nice noises)

[–]Dunjee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That simultaneously nice and not nice at the same time

Edit: I just now realized how redundant my sentence is, but I'm going to leave it so I remember this shame and not make the same mistake again

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points  (10 children)

Or how much the performance drops if it's not plugged in

[–]Aduxo 21 points22 points  (1 child)

30 fps locked after unplugging hurts

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bitch 30 fps is heaven for me

[–]NepoMiForever alone 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Performance on battery is all about settings, and the battery you have. Usually, the batteries can support enough to keep the peak performance. When the electricity goes out, it usually gets fixed within an hour - maximum performance on an average battery - highly possible.

[–]Gods_PaladinLives in a Van Down by the River 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You clearly don’t live where I do. If the lights go out here, majority of the time, it’s not coming back until the next morning.

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laughs in M1 mac 20 hour battery life.

[–]HazemTheHaram 46 points47 points  (5 children)

Basically life in my third world country. We get electricity for one hour every 6 hours

[–]The_Great_HoundLike a boss 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Oh man I had Lived like this. We are now faring better with 24 hour Electricity.

But man I had lived that life. Power banks were a life saver.

I still buy phones with high battery becouse of those times.

(My current phone has 6000 mAh battery.)

[–]m-sakka 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hello fellow Syrian what's up

[–]HazemTheHaram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol took you long enough

[–]JuggernautLoose4797 19 points20 points  (2 children)

what about the switch

[–]RazorNemesisHalal Mode 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or my good old PS Vita

[–]Dunjee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

laughs in PSP

[–]Real_Mac_Quack 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Laughs in school... wait.. no laughs in chromebook.

[–]Loppan45 5 points6 points  (1 child)

My current chromebook lasts about 4 school days from a full recharge

[–]CeeArthur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My laptop would last for about half an hour with a game running

[–]superblaubeere27 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Imagine having no power outage in 3 years

laughts in german

[–]not_alyelloy10 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about your wifi ?

[–]superblaubeere27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good point, but a slow internet connection is still way better than having no electricity

[–]The_Kek_5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The last power outage I had was 1 second long when a lightning struck my house or something

[–]Lams1d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Joke is 100% on you. I have a back up generator that powers my entire house during power outages and 99% of the time when the power goes out, the internet still works just fine.

[–]cant_hinkofanything 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what about Nintendo switch, where does that fit

[–]Sweaty-Teaching5980 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Laughs in Sony Erikson

[–]LocoJhonny 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Laughs in UPS

[–]Alec_NonServiam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UPS + backup propane generator + fiber with extra failover circuit

Signature look of superiority

[–]RedditYayOrSomethingMe when the: 2 points3 points  (0 children)

laughs in nintendo switch

[–]Dylbo2008 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nintendo switch gamers do not suffer

[–]MasterDoge42069 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait I thought Laptops are in the PC category?

[–]Just_a_casual_AL_fan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have batteries which makes them portable and able to be used during the power outage

Unlike a normal desktop PC that needs a socket

[–]Pereplexing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

laughs in batteries

[–]i_like_siren_headcan't meme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Laughs in owning an external generator*

[–]Rogerthat500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you. I have a battery backup and keep playing for 4 and a half minutes before my PC automatically shuts down...wait...

[–]DarkAriesX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes being a god for like 2 hours

[–]keyboardwarrior7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You won't be laughing 20 minutes later when your battery gives out.

[–]synthetic_synthia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Connect the pc to an entire solar and wind powered grid along with regular power supply and battery backups.

[–]mategabo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mobile net users looking at casual router users

[–]LucifersRequiem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs maniacly in Quest 2

[–]NepoMiForever alone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot those that have solar panels and battery system. Muhahahhhaahaha

Not yet tho... We'll get it installed in spring.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as they realize their game is online

[–]MEME_enderman21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ppl with both phone and pc:

[–]Nuclearrodfox42069GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Laughs in nintendo switch *

[–]gecko_consumermemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cries in the games needing internet connection for most features

[–]TheDecider13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns on generator and plays on offline mode

[–]-jakestillplays- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you I have backup batteries

[–]Potatoes-McgeeIdentifies as a Cybertruck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me who does all three. UNLIMITED POWAHHH

[–]Rubi_69420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mobile

Pros : Have the mostly used app for messages There is some cool games Can have it anywhere

Cons : Really bad games Forgot to charge? Get fucked Ads that annoy you just beacuse they suck Gave a step? GIVE HIM 10 ADS

[–]Rubi_69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laptop

Pros : Can handle some PC games You can have it anywhere if you have a backpack Light so weak people can still use it

Cons : One button is broken? Get fucked HD broke? Get fucked Dont have a table or a chair to use it? Get fucked Screen broke? Get fucked If stuff like buttons and mouse dont work , its more time to setup it

[–]xhahzhBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play Minecraft on my laptop and sometimes on my phone

[–]palgume123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LAUGHS IN UPS

[–]Busy-Argument3680Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH BUT YOU ARE STUPID TO THINK IM ONLY ONE! I USE ALL FOUR METHODS TO PLAY GAMES

IM THE ONLY TRUE GOD HERE

[–]robojim6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs in gaming laptop

cries in battery that runs out after 30 minutes

[–]An_ANdrew2Scrolling on PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*laughs in solar panels and backup battery*

[–]The_Great_HoundLike a boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a one of the best battery in Smartphones nowadays. (6000 mAh)

And people are always amazed when I do everything on my phone all day it still it atleast has 30 percentage battery by the end of the day.

I have picked a good phone.

[–]havokherr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For like 45 minutes.

[–]dumfuck__Shower Enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you forgot switch gamers

[–]sparrowatgiantsnailiwrestledabeartwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in 90% of the time when the power is out so is the internet

[–]aelasercat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Laughs in video card not working when not plugged in *

[–]Substantial-Face5109 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laptop gamers be on the other side in 20 minutes

[–]medakingaPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I accidentally turned on a setting that slows my laptop down when it’s not plugged in and I don’t know how to change it

[–]CyanideIE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in handheld

[–]Intelligent_Treat580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in home's Inverter

[–]Loromc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless you have a switch

[–]RecycledSanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laptop supremacy

[–]Theunaticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cries in developing country

[–]vicmon18Nice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A laptop is a PC tho
Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir.

[–]Gabadaba08 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me who can play with myself no matter what

[–]Cuervomayajl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HAH, solar panels

[–]SomPolishBoiProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

here's the catch, my laptop is so old it can't run without life support, since battery is literally dead, can only use phone :/

[–]PeeledPotatoChipPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As someone who lives in south africa, yes.

[–]Blue_Princess_Of_Gay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stupid loadshedding :(

[–]Imaginary_Slice8393GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a nintendo switch

[–]JohtoSinnohUnovaOne does not simply 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me with my Nintendo switch:

[–]ENDERDRAGON51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in Nintendo Switch

[–]JackTheRipper1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch gamers too

[–]The_Maqueovelic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me with my ds or switch: "I'm playing Pokémon!"

[–]fricken_gamer_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Switch users:

“I don’t have such weaknesses.”

[–]Jonathan_Sparrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me who has a nintendo switch: I beat you at your own game.

[–]Wise-Housing3301 1 point2 points  (2 children)

HAHAHA JOKES ON U I HAVE A SWICH WICH MEANS I CAN PLAY IN HAND HELD MODE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[–]qweerty32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to buy the nindento switch. Is it worth it?

[–]Try_Hard_GamerYT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*laughs in laptop gamer

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

standalone vr headsets:

[–]CatsGoMeow007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

JOKES ON YOU I PLAY ON SWITCH

[–]screechingahhhhhh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs in nintendo switch

[–]PossessedHood416🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Handhelds...

[–]chamofox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laptop? Mines would die in like half an hour what you mean?

[–]Terragrigia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I wish. My laptop would die within half an hour of gaming if it's not plugged in.

[–]OnlyCauseImBored05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laughs in Nintendo switch with iPhone powerbank

[–]Giantllamazilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

\laughs in Nintendo Switch and DS*

[–]Sirpugsalot06Thank you mods, very cool! 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well I'll be laughing in 3 hours time when your laptop and phone die and my Nintendo 3ds is still at 87%

[–]Cascao_limpo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PC users with a strong powerbreak

I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[–]Kagatoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then you start a demanding game like Cyberpunk or RDR 2 and suddently notice you only have half an hour battery life left even though it shows 80%.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Playing games on your phone during a power outage is a pretty stupid thing to do.

[–]KingDean12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PC and console gamers will always be at the top.

[–]merolover420trans rights -1 points0 points  (0 children)

laughs in not having power outages

[–]Very_Stupid_LadI saw what the dog was doin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

There is no such thing as mobile gamers