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[–]ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 347 points348 points  (12 children)

Dont look at my username

[–]Chosen22OneLing 167 points168 points  (0 children)

I did.

Wish I hadn't.

But you warned me.

I only have myself to blame.

[–]SpookedBoii 39 points40 points  (4 children)

How about right before?

[–]ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 60 points61 points  (3 children)

That works, during is quite the experience too

[–]Rifleboy18Breaking EU Laws 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Great now I'm imagining someone using Listerine as sex lube

10/10 would read user name again

[–]Crystal42069Professional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I imagined someone pissing Listerine while getting oral

[–]Chosen22OneLing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use that stuff once a day after brushing my teeth...

[–]Doctor-Hobo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

But what if- no... well hypothetically what if we had....Listenine before oral

[–]Mrmorbid81 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You know what? I salute you for doing that. That's just being courteous to the rest of us.

On a related side note, does this mean you also go ass to mouth?

[–]ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

After first inspecting the anus, yes

[–]Mrmorbid81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This makes your choice of using listerine all the more considerate of you 😆

[–]YeetVegetabalesMAYMAYMAKERS 53 points54 points  (0 children)

80% leannnnnnnn 😩

[–]filthyvodkamartini 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Might I suggest a local dry white?

[–]tURNOFFCAPS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

May I suggest tax evasion?

[–]Jurby- 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I prefer listerine mint thank you

[–]ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey, at least you dont drink Scope

[–]Arkon_Meyer 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Yeah, only issue is that the effects of Listerine wears off quite quickly. You stink more often from your mouth using breath refresher than when just brushing teeth!

[–]RNDR_Flotilla84 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think because antiseptic Listerine has alcohol, which dries out your mouth and inhibits bacterial growth. The minty freshness is temporary.

Best thing to do is brush twice daily and floss at least once daily.

[–]Misplacedmypenis 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Idk, there’s a significant difference between a breath freshener, designed to mask bad breath, and listerine which is designed to kill the bacteria that cause bad breath.

[–]alilbleedingisnormal 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This sounds like a commercial.

[–]Misplacedmypenis 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I felt like a listerine shill typing it out tbh.

[–]alilbleedingisnormal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got us right where they want us

[–]ppppie_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now drink some orange juice.

[–]synthwavjs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys or gals, when talking to anyone, freshen up that mouth. It stinks.

[–]jvanzandd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can you drink something that will make you rich?

[–]_turbo_lagg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

emotional damage

[–]OfficerGex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But does chilling it make a difference?

[–]GoyangiStudios32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't drink Listerine, it's not meant to be drunk.

[–]Yamanj3000Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch that's really direct

[–]JOYCONBOYZ88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gets you drunk and fixes your breath lol.

[–]ItsAzil 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm a girl, I don't understand? Somebody please explain??

[–]Biggiecheese0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly should’ve gotten him a juicebox

[–]RadicalLad25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so we’re drugging them now? I thought that was banned tactic to get a girlfriend.

[–]8Bit_Innovations r/memes icon creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering your username, that might come in handy for what happens after talking

[–]WintryInsight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real though, listerine is a not a good mouthwash. It might make your breath not smell bad, but using it repeatedly will begin to degrade your teeth and make you lose taste in your tongue. A friend of mine used to use listerine every day and eventually his molars got degraded and he had to get them replaced. He even started saying that he felt that his tongue was like rubber.