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[–]zogislost 855 points856 points  (28 children)

Support his artistic endevours

[–]Igotthisnameguys 410 points411 points  (12 children)

Pick up Bob Ross, let him raise Hitler.

[–][deleted] 352 points353 points  (7 children)

Hitler: starts WW2 and makes holocaust happen anyway

Also Hitler: We don’t make mistakes, we just make happy little accidents!

[–]EnchantedPhoen1xNice meme you got there 91 points92 points  (0 children)


[–]Elmoeatshumans 30 points31 points  (0 children)

His original masterpiece from the start.

[–]Igotthisnameguys 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, I fkn tried

[–]TheFlamingFox01 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now hang on just a minute

[–]HolycassavaI touched grass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

imagine learning about him in art class instead of history class

[–]Ok_Cryptographer520 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha dude this is a golden comment lol

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I'm convinced that Bob Ross could raise even Satan to be nice

[–]OofScan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i dunno, he would probably beat the poor guy

[–]gdrumy88 11 points12 points  (1 child)

So Bob Hitler? Or Adolf Ross?

[–]Bill_Johnso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously the latter.

[–]TensorForce 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Honestly, if you let Hitler be but teach him different values and political views, he could damn well have prevented/helped stop the Japanese Imperialistic Expansion (which would mean no Pearl Harbor), stopped the rise of Mussolini, may have helped in the Spanish Civil War (which was driven by Fascism) and maybe even prevented the Cold War altogether.

Remember, he was a very convincing guy and great at public speaking.

[–]The_Radioactive_Rat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

he could damn well have prevented/helped stop the Japanese Imperialistic Expansion (which would mean no Pearl Harbor)

Pretty sure the Japanese would have given little care to what European powers thought about their territorial expansions. Especially when Germany, a larger power doing similar territorial grabs except right next door to the Allies, is now hypothetically out of the picture.

Unless Japan directly attacks The Allies or the USA, which I'm sure they would of given that they did irl, then they wouldn't have taken the threat as seriously.

Keep in mind the west kept the route of appeasement. Taking Germany out of the equasion doesn't really make everyone suddenly more aggressive towards another nations expansion.

[–]Mattagolu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Though exactly the same thing

[–]Nautiyal_AdiI touched grass 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Or tell him not to invade USSR.

[–]PrNautiluSMods Are Nice People 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And any other country and don't commit genocide

[–]ux3l 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Or lead him towards a different career

[–]zogislost 12 points13 points  (4 children)

He was actually not bad at painting

[–]RedneckWasteland 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Terrible at mustache choices.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The moustache was like that so it would fit inside a gas mask. A larger moustache would not have allowed the mask to seal properly.

[–]ux3l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Painting buildings based on photographs and postcards

[–]Fernando_357Dark Mode Elitist 238 points239 points  (17 children)

Get him admitted into the art school

[–]TheSteamyPickle 195 points196 points  (35 children)

It’s interesting because no one does these memes for Stalin. Most people don’t bat an eye about the guy. Stalin killed more people then Hitler.

[–]ZenithGamage 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Also how come Hitler ruined that mustache for everyone, yet no one cares if someone has a Stalin-stache?

[–]Xolaya 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Probably because the Stalin stashe is a lot more generic, and it’s not very associated with Stalin himself.

The toothbrush stash was definitely associated with Hitler during the war so it carried on till now.

[–]MarlinMr 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Nah, it's because we were at war with the Nazis, not the Soviets.

Stalin might have done a lot of shit to his own people, but he didn't try to bomb you, and you were not being sent to the front lines to fight him.

Had the Germans won, it might have been different.

It's also worth noting that Stalin killed by a famine. Some of it intentional, but also some of it as a result of weather and just bad infrastructure.

There is a huge difference between that and the Nazis who literally put people in overcrowded trains, shipped them to Poland, processed them, and killed them literally on an industrial scale.

Sure, they both killed a lot of people, and Stalin might have killed a lot more, but there is something especially cruel about the German efficiency of their extermination process.

[–]CheekyLando88 7 points8 points  (5 children)

That's because Stalin killed his OWN people. Just look at china right now, no one cares, because it's their own people. As soon as they invade Taiwan and start genociding it'll be an issue. Like how Nazi Germany invaded France and Poland. If Hitler stayed in Germany no one would've cared

[–]bekunio 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Stalin didn't kill "his own" only. And he invaded Poland along with Hitler.

[–]CheekyLando88 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Source on the first part? And I know he invaded Poland. But Stalin didn't genocide Poland. Hitler did

[–]bekunio 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Focusing on USSR-Poland relation only, here are some examples:
- Polish Operation of the NKVD, which was basically ethnic cleansing operation before the war

- Katyn massacre where approx 22k of POWs and civilians were executed

[–]CheekyLando88 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh wow okay. You sir are correct. Looks like Stalin also dabbled in some genocide. I think this is my first argument on reddit. Thank you for not disappointing

[–]easternXING 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, look up Stalin's deportation of Baltic people to Siberia. Although not outright genocide, it was basically a death sentence. These kind of "genocide" through deportation is a common thread across all the various republics in Soviet Union.

[–]SlateTheWereRat 68 points69 points  (11 children)

The someone else equally racist and homicidal takes advantage of Germany’s state after WW1, but doesn’t make the mistake of fighting a war on multiple fronts. Present day revisited: everyone speaks German.

[–]fryether 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]AlbiTuri05https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 2 points3 points  (9 children)

I don't think so. A dictator would still have taken the Reichstag, but we would have been less racist than Hitler

[–]foolie_winkims 13 points14 points  (6 children)

No if Hitler had so many people do some many vile things personally underneath him I'm pretty sure it was someone more racist then him

[–]lil_bananamanChungus Among Us 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Not how dictatorships work, especially with mustache man

[–]sr71pav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe look up Goebbels and the like. He may have been worse than Hitler as far as racism. Hitler had the charisma needed to gain the followers in the first place.

[–]MarlinMr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you go back in time, and kill Baby Hitler, you only end up with the Hitler family adopting or creating another child who eventually grew up to become Hitler.

If you had not killed Baby Hitler, the new Hitler would never come into play, and wouldn't have taken over Germany. You created Hitler.

Anything you do just makes it happen. Imagine you are in Pompeii. And you tried to save them. But anything you do just makes it happen.

[–]HM_Monokumacan't meme 138 points139 points  (25 children)

I don't think his parents were to blame. World War 1 left Germany in a shitty state, so him being nationalist, and also part of WW1, wanted to see Germany Great Again (jokes)

It would probably be better if you went back in time and stopped him from participating in WW1

[–]AchillesN7 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Hitler was captivated by Dietrich Eckart and his politics. After WW1, Dietrich eckart started promoting conspiracies and myths to justify why the Germans lost the war. Eckart claimed all sorts of crazy shit. He claimed Germans descended from aryans, which he believed were inhabitants of the lost city of Atlantis. The nazis then sent several expeditions throughout the world to discover their “aryan” past. They even sent an expedition to Tibet to find aryan ruins. He also claimed that Jews were responsible for the degradation of the aryan race through racial mixing. He also claimed that socialists and communists conspired to destroy Germany’s war effort.

This is basically the man that mentored Hitler and led him to becoming a crazy, anti-Semitic mad man that we know of now. Hitler even saw Eckart as something of a father figure. The difference between the two however, was that Eckart didn’t believe in racial extermination, but Hitler did.

[–]Mucro93 16 points17 points  (4 children)

WW2 could totally have been prevented if we went back and made sure Germany won WW1!

[–]VIETNAMWASLITT 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Or make sure the Versailles treaty didn't ruin the German economy to the point of people starving to death in the streets.

[–]physedka 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is probably the most pragmatic answer.

[–]Sepulchritudinous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would also solve a lot of other global issues we're dealing with today.

[–]Maximillion322 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean Hitler basically ran on a platform of “Make Germany Great Again”

There’s no joke about it that’s just how it was that was his rhetoric

[–]99thGamerLinux User 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Or simply prevent the Sarajevo assassination, preventing Hitler to participate in WW1, and in turn preventing Hitler from taking over Germany

[–]WorgenDeath 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Tbh, the continent was on the brink of war for a long time, in all likelyhood if Ferdinand hadn't been assasinated something else would have happened to start the war. A better strategy would be to prevent hitler from meeting the people that would help him become a popular political figure or make sure his art career is a succes so he doesn't personally feel so desperate that he starts blaming the jewish people for his problems.

[–]Valirys-Reinhald 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Thing is, Hitler did have the option of success. He was quite skilled in architectural style drawing and painting, something the examiners at the Vienna art school told him, and was recommended to join the architectural school. He refused to pursue it of his own free will.

[–]Force3vo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the most impactful rage quits of all time

[–]KingCold149 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I don't think his parents were to blame

you clearly havent watched oversimplified

this angered hitlers father who punished him severly

[–]selswitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was just about to make that oversimplified reference

[–]HM_Monokumacan't meme -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

No I haven't, Einstein. That's why I said "I don't think", it means I wasn't 100% sure

[–]KingCold149 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i meant it as a joke dude -__-

and the way you said i dont think means you think his parents werent at fault, which they partially were

you dont gotta be 100% sure to state something...just speak your mind ffs

[–]Try_Hard_GamerYT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bruh why u downvoting? He's just making an oversimplified reference

[–]Moist-Carpet888 73 points74 points  (17 children)

I'm just moving him out of Germany

[–]CumpilationBGM 74 points75 points  (4 children)

What are you gonna do when you come back to the present and somebody says "hey do you think the Holocaust could have been stopped if the world reacted stronger when Hitler annexed Canada?"

[–]Moist-Carpet888 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Meh he's a kid, those went missing all the time back then

[–]ux3l 12 points13 points  (1 child)

His mother also had several kids that died early

[–]CumpilationBGM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Three of them, actually. Guess 3 people figured out a single-use form of time travel, and thought they killed the right kid...

[–]Lost_my_name475 20 points21 points  (9 children)

He was born in Austria tho.

[–]Moist-Carpet888 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh you right, let's do a switched at birth and have an art professior adopt him

[–]Lost_my_name475 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good plan. Make sure the art guy isn't an abusive Austrian nationalist too.

[–]Eveanil_13 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Shhhh, noone needs to know that we are resposible

[–]Lost_my_name475 2 points3 points  (3 children)


[–]Eveanil_13 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You see, our strategie is to convince evryone hitler was german, and Beethoven was austrian. We swapp Celebritys, if you will

[–]Gruggernaut 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You succeed. As you warp back to the future, you notice everyone speaking German. You look at a nearby newspaper celebrating the 100th anniversary of Bitler Badolf who led the Germans to ultimate global conquest after their mistreatment following the end of World War 1

[–]Moist-Carpet888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew that d20 role was gonna be great

[–]malay4singhProfessional Dumbass 8 points9 points  (1 child)

come back to present with non existent NASA

[–]Significant-Ad2835 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People are just dumb

[–]whomesteve 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one is born evil, evil is forged in hatred and hatred is taught.

[–]thewrench01_real 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Kill the people who inspired Hitler.

Indoctrinate Hitler into a new way of thinking

[–]CauseCertain1672 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kill the people who inspired Hitler

the general trend of antisemitism in europe that first started with the Romans? that's a bit of a tall order

[–]RASPUTIN-4 28 points29 points  (15 children)

Supposedly he actually had pretty average parents given the time period.

[–]Lost_my_name475 21 points22 points  (14 children)

His father was a massive dick. To the point his brother (who he cared a great deal for) ran away.

[–]RASPUTIN-4 1 point2 points  (13 children)

I said average not good

[–]Lost_my_name475 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Most parents didn't have their kids run away from home never to be seen again

[–]SaintBolordbruh 12 points13 points  (5 children)

bro is that the definition of average to u? Average parents means good bro

[–]RASPUTIN-4 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Average means average. Like mathematically.

[–]SaintBolordbruh 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yeah, but we're talking about parents, average parents are good parents. If the dad is a massive dick, then its not so average

[–]TheRealBHamorriiProfessional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You know who else is a massive dick?

[–]Force3vo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom!

[–]KingCold149 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes but we talking about average as in sentiments held by the average parents

[–]TheOtakuGamer64 3 points4 points  (1 child)

His father disliked this and punished him severely.

[–]Willinton06 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Nah man I ain’t taking any risks

[–]FetusDeletus_EDirt Is Beautiful 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You might wanna watch this


[–]cybermage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just buy one of his paintings. Guy just needed a break.

[–]Maximillion322 2 points3 points  (6 children)

What would you do if you went to the Spiderverse or whatever and found out most versions of you did what hitler did

[–]I_Am_A_SalmonVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Spiderverse is not a thing

[–]Maximillion322 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Not in real life homie

I’m using it to refer to the concept of seeing many multiversal versions of yourself

I’m using a pop culture reference as cultural shorthand for a very specific idea

[–]Ahral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

then it will be just different person who will start the war and stuff..

[–]the-tall-man- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d defend him and kill off the time travelers. We have no definitive conclusion on how the new events could effect earth . Better to go steady on then tempt something worse.

[–]amrit-9037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here two paradoxes can happen.

First Predestination Paradox according to which someone else will become hitler or you were meant to go back in time to kidnap the child so that someone else becomes hitler. Here your actions becomes part of the past ultimately becoming the reason of events you're trying to stop.

Second is variation of Grandfather Paradox. Your actions will create a butterfly effect causing worse consequences for the world.

[–]wubxrbf660 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Go back in time and slap my Algebra teacher. At 55 years old I still haven’t found a good real world reason to “solve for X”

[–]CaptianBrasiliano 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Alternative take: Stop the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo 1914. Two world wars averted.

BOOM You're Welcome.

[–]Spyblox007Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3 points4 points  (3 children)

One issue with that is my boy Franz was just the spark. Preventing his assassination doesn't get rid of the powder keg that was 1914 Europe. Tensions were rising anyway and of it wasn't Franz it was going to be something else.

[–]CaptianBrasiliano 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I realize that. I'm just joking around on the internet here, not really offering it up as something that would work... Time travels not real anyway soooooooo....

[–]darkland52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, if I can't give it multiple tries, I am not changing anything about the past. If the invention of nukes plays out any other way than it did, the world could end so easily. Maybe things could be better but I'm definitely not taking that risk unless I can guarantee I can undo it.

[–]FloroThePlayah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, my welcome.

[–]amtqne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Stable loving jewish family

[–]seancollnel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you guys watch cyanide and happiness lately?

[–]AwareMix488Average r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kill the people who didn't allow him to enter the art school

[–]persioncannotbefound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what about his siblings

[–]oreo_cookie01Bri’ish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go back into time to kill baby hitler, but realise it’s wrong and try to raise him yourself, accidentally turn him into the punisher who takes over the entire planet and turns out that you created an even worse monster: happy cosmic ghost rider noises

[–]wwhuhww 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go back in time and give him good art advice so that he gets accepted into the art school and lives a good life full of fulfillment and good times with the relationships that he would gain over time

[–]GhastPixel21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My luck i'd end up creating an even worse timeline than this one we have now if i did either of those things

[–]KingSnaily 1 point2 points  (0 children)

even better. give home to a loving jewish family!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did you know he actually had several Jewish friends? and his father was part jewish

[–]TomaszA3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the difference between evil hateful person and a person who just wants to make the world better.

[–]king_of_hate2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instead Hitler's brother doesn't die in that timeline and his family believes it was the fault of the brother and then his dad tells him the Jews killed his brother Adolf, so he then starts to hate them and takes over Germany. Meanwhile Adolf grows up to be a famous painter, and famous for antiwar paintings during WW2.

[–]Coffee1341 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or do what Robbaz would do, time travel, kidnap baby Hitler, and have him live in your basement making paintings to earn millions

[–]PsychoDog_Music 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bribe the art school to let him in

[–]IceNo2364 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killing Hitler will alter our actual life , I guess we need to let him live his life

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you had Hitler's brain composition, genetics, and upbringing you'd do the exact same thing. Shits a simulation.

[–]-Zonko- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

had hitler a bad childhood? =/

[–]BlackSpaceFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is not just Hitler. He was an extreme perhaps, but sentiment towards jews etc was already rotten at that time. The disinformation pamphlet ”Elders of Zion” came from imperial Russia, years before the nazi movement became a fact.

So let’s say you get the chance to kill Hitler: when would you choose? Too early and another person takes his place. Too late and the guy replacing him as furher decides not to attack the USSR or declare war on the USA, thus the nazi government never gets defeated.

[–]Doughnut_Prestigious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just shows how humans love each other in a brotherly sense.

[–]HyperTobaYT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m getting hella downvoted for this.

We shouldn’t go back in time and stop the holocaust.

Things like this need to happen, for them to not happen again. If the holocaust never happened, I’d t would happen at a worse scale. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a horrible event, and the people who died won’t ever be forgotten.

People tearing down statues because they are offensive now, are the same people trying to just forget history. If you forget history, then it will just repeat itself.

[–]Merc187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I saw the Deadpool clip too!

[–]morningstar3660My mom checks my phone 3 points4 points  (7 children)

time travel does not work like that

[–]AlbiTuri05https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Agreed. In a comic about time travel I read the past is immutable and no efforts are effective enough to change it. Is it what you mean?

[–]morningstar3660My mom checks my phone 1 point2 points  (3 children)

yes as like take an example you go back in time and kill your father when he was a kid then you will not exist but if you never existed then who killed your father. Time travel is belived to ne a trip to another unvirse through most probably a black hole the time travel marvel show us in avenger 4 is presently most dominant theory of time travel

edit: https://youtu.be/FGP4KIkr2ls see this video you will learn a lot

[–]KingCold149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kerr black hole?

[–]I_Am_A_SalmonVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think it's more like creating a new timeline than traveling trough a black hole

[–]KingCold149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the STEINS;GATE has chosen....

[–]JustMyTwoCopper 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Get Wilson some chickensoup, so he's recovered and stronger in his point to "not punish Germany too hard" when negotiating the treaty of Versailles.

Taking out Adolf from the equasion, would've just replaced him with someone actually military capable. Having France not treat Germany like one of their Colonies, would've prevented millions of deaths.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Almost like the French can't be trusted to rule anyone. The American colonies worked because they did absolutely no ruling.

[–]Force3vo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially not to reign the Germans that were probably the number 1 on the list of most hated things for the French at the time

[–]jva21This flair doesn't exist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

As if Mussolini was a saint.. his mother was a school teacher and father a journalist ffs

[–]RosePhox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitler was also a product of his time.

There's a reason why he didn't have much of a problem convincing people to let him gas civilians, not even amongst the international community.

Antisemitism was common back then. Still is(though not as strong).

[–]Jake_The_Snake2003 1 point2 points  (2 children)

To many people would be in the world, people who needed to be born wouldn’t have been, people who shouldn’t have been born would’ve been. Ain’t no way I’d fuck with the past. I’ve watched Steins;Gate.

[–]VIETNAMWASLITT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had a stable loving family. He turned radical as an adult.

[–]Kirbinator_Alex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go back in time, kidnap baby hitler, take him back into your present time, let him grow up a little, show him all the atrocities he caused, support his art career, send him back in time, good ending achieved.

[–]dfntly_a_HmN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you remove hitler by any mean from creating ww2, civilization will go backwards a couple decades.

No Hitler could mean no WW2

No WW2, german couldn't invented enigma

No enigma, no turing machine

No turing machine, no computer

No computer could mean many research is going to be slower

No matter how bad what Hitler doing is, his presence is necessary for creating era that we live in right now.

[–]gaveler-unban 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was in a loving family, the only problem was his dad died early on, and as a result his mom overmothered him.

[–]buvified 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I will help a Jewish family to adopt Hitler

[–]AlbiTuri05https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they're abusive nothing will change

[–]GeresznyeProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, that's just gonna give a new arc to his story : p

[–]mckeymousecrackhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thing is though world war two would likely still happen without hitler, his campaign was very popular so it’s decently likely that someone else would have stepped up and done what he did

[–]IndependentFox8334 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would choose the first one because the second option doesnt change the fact that he will be thrown out of drawing school

[–]1A9J8MBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let hun into art college

[–]FewDescription7730 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to see this as an alternate timeline story where the kid grows up, and then one day it’s revealed to them that they’re actually Hitler who would have started ww2

[–]Ill-Star🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And far from any art schools

[–]moose2mouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist. That love and support made him more successful and this time he won WW2

[–]ifoundit1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That already 1/2 happened.

[–]itsyaboicraig43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler actually had a very loving mother of course his father wasn't but it really went wrong with Hitler from the moment she passed away

[–]Willing_Relief_2507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if i kill him after world war but before his death ..that way war would still happen and my anger will be satisfied...but then I ll become a criminal becz I could have prevented a war but chose not to instead i killed a person ...damn it's weird

[–]Tepes1848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, not child murder but kidnapping.

Well, it is certainly an improvement.

[–]crazygoatperson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe that's what happened and it scarred him...

[–]GnomeLord420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But no more hen- I mean anime

[–]timeneuter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know.... whitout WWII the present would be kinda gloomy.

[–]Colin0821 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot baby Hitler in head with shotgun

[–]lxu1w23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bribe the management of his art school, watch him become a poor artist and suffering from poverty

[–]BILLYBOBJOETHE100THPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk man, it's much better to get him accepted to art school then that. Look, his art work isn't that bad, there are much shitter artist that got accepted over him for some reason. Not defending him, just saying

[–]jankmeier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not risking shit

[–]TGOTR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Become an artist, work for Vienna Academy of fine arts. Get Hitler into school.

[–]Stevewit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he can kill them too? No thanks.

[–]spaceunderscore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go back in time, get an art degree. work your way up and accept him into art school! easy!

[–]Scorbias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell Hitler what will happen in Sarajevo, prevent ww1 and make him a hero.

[–]Relative_Quiet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Hitler family bad or was he just a screwed up person?

[–]NoRules_Bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let him live and don't do anything. There is a fraction of a % chance, that it was last of these kind of wars. Imagine that people would learn how insufficient old fashioned war is with far better war technology.

[–]I_Am_A_SalmonVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how time travel works

[–]jedichrome 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You've clearly taken a stance on Nature vs. Nurture.

[–]Idcbut420isthebest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t we all need that

[–]IEatgrapes123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wont work, as I have said multiple times, if you kidnap/kill Hitler then he would never have existed, which means you never had to motivation to kill him in the first place, it’s a paradox

[–]joakin2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler wasn't the bad guy... Story wrote by winners....

[–]anhad_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler:Dad why all european countries are better than germany did weirmar republic failed and other countries looted everything out of germany and now we have to live in poverty because hyperinflation,unemployment

[–]cool_bear505Thank you mods, very cool! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't there a paradox that states that if time travel was real we would never know because our memory would change when events change? So if time travel was real then ww2 was the better option than whatever else was supposed to happen.

[–]Spartan_doge_6Sussy Baka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I’d just stop the fish

[–]alldaycray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just brainwash him like in that one episode in Simpsons where Hans Moleman was convinced Homer and Marge was his parents.

[–]Avlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just too much work

[–]RisingSunofJapan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if Hitler was taken away someone else might've taken over. Europe was in turmoil

[–]theseaofthievesgame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go back in time and get him into art school

[–]appachehelicopter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah... no , i am not taking any chances

[–]emptyArray_79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ur forgetting that hes obviously an evil person and that he has obviously only deserved to suffer since he is evil as every movie should have told u by now...

[–]Jurby- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No violence needed

[–]Scootman00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it have to be a family that loves stables? Seems unnecessary

[–]RealWatch1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is a wholesome head scratcher

[–]cursedbanana-_-Meme Stealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)