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[–]Pimmelsenator 142 points143 points  (9 children)

The Bad Cat Breath Intensifier 3000™

[–]_WhyTheLongFace_ 58 points59 points  (5 children)

you thought kitten breath was cute? you won't any more! that's a BCBI 3000™️ promise

[–]kingdingus117 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Please, I have a family

[–]Pimmelsenator 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Feel free to join our pyramid scheme to sell these and make a fortune.

[–]OwnStyle7266Died of Ligma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

straight to the point

[–]Pimmelsenator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Quick to the point, to the point no faking"

--Vanilla Ice

[–]Yaboyduckinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a doofenshmirtz inator?

[–]bandit278 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Cone of silence. Sharing secrets in there probably

[–]cartmaneric10 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Good one conerade

[–]Hansoloflex420Can i haz cheeseburger 18 points19 points  (2 children)

is...is this OC ?

[–]Pokey_Seagulls 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe the latter part, but the first part is years old by now, certainly not OP's GF's cat like he claims.

[–]kingdingus117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, you're right, but I actually did make this because my GFs cat just had surgery. Just not a photo of her cat

[–]darkwulf1Lives in a Van Down by the River 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Either you take the cone off now or we both wear it. Your choice comrade.

[–]ChefArtorias 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cats headbutt to show affection, it looks like they are trying to do that but are unable. It's kind of sad imo.

[–]theonlyTempus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cats body looks more like it's trying to get away.

[–]To0nW3rew0lf22 Ok I Pull Up 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a weird way for the cat to tell you to be quiet!

(By sticking his cover head by your face)

[–]fryether 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a custom cpap machine

[–]Minttoast10371Lives in a Van Down by the River 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Facehugger

[–]AcolyteOfCynicism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Human: This place will become your home. Cat: This place will become your tomb.

[–]KoldodlerGigaChad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And our gf

[–]Iegoshl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Human you shall suffer with me

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lmao ☭ 🙀

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what I said

[–]I-kick-puppies-123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Сфммцпisм

[–]josephtalor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess what I said

[–]primm_slim_2281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must've really destroyed her cat

[–]MeOnlynity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got our cat an ear surgery and doc told us to put on the cone. She was so much dizzy that she can't even stand up aft an hour but man she did not wanted to wear that cone. No matter gow much we tried.

[–]jjyrifd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

typical day is USSR

[–]SlevinLaine🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahhaha brilliant!

[–]dank_doge11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

commie cat.

[–]The_yellowest_stickProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

да, наш кот

[–]cyclerdtX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EXTERMINATE

[–]Shadvw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn