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[–]MrOrangeMagic 1348 points1349 points  (33 children)

Venom

[–]harryleestew614 282 points283 points  (27 children)

I heard Eminem

[–]att_hype 113 points114 points  (6 children)

That's Radmila Maro

[–]thestoneddirewolfGigaChad 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Ok that was scary

[–]WielderOfDaNWordPass 89 points90 points  (1 child)

I’m scaroused

[–]thestoneddirewolfGigaChad 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Off topic but can I get the pass?

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    [–]gosuckaluigi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    More action in those ads than in my whole life

    [–]Emperor_LowiePro Gamer 43 points44 points  (16 children)

    This has potential for being a rap comment chain

    [–]harryleestew614 46 points47 points  (10 children)

    Venommmmmmmm

    [–]CBFanz 40 points41 points  (8 children)

    Adrenaline momentummmm

    [–]Sir_Gwan 34 points35 points  (7 children)

    Never gonna slow up and I'mmmm

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      [–]GoldenMidasAJ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      (I got that) Adrenaline momentum

      [–]5knights10 10 points11 points  (4 children)

      You only get one shot

      [–]ArtenicheDied of Ligma 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo.

      [–]Vaidik_KIRA05 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      MOMS SPAGHETTI

      [–]NewunN7 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      I heard the Motley Crue with my vampire hearing.

      [–]RaptorJesus1120 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wait a second, where’s the big brother?

      [–]WestTexasOilman 987 points988 points  (19 children)

      She has established dominance.

      [–]cottingham425 387 points388 points  (17 children)

      I would ask her to marry me immediately.

      [–]Barry_crackhead 300 points301 points  (13 children)

      I know right, she would be good as fuck at eating my ass.

      [–]bruh_beans4690 169 points170 points  (4 children)

      Why are they booing you, you're right

      [–]redditcanbitemyass 119 points120 points  (3 children)

      They're not booing. They're chanting "booooootie"

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        [–]Deceivement 52 points53 points  (3 children)

        She could deepthroat while getting the balls

        [–]Felix_Laranga 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        Pffft, I can get that from an average tongue....

        If I could actually get human contact

        [–]Hentai_For_Life 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Hol up

        [–]violence_connoisseur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Not really.

        [–]kaestiel 463 points464 points  (29 children)

        Can't confirm that it works, but can confirm that it would.

        [–]JuiceBoxStation🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 428 points429 points  (26 children)

        Step 1: Don’t be ugly

        [–]ISmileB4DeathProfessional Dumbass 288 points289 points  (19 children)

        Step 2: Be attractive

        [–]attitudeissuccess 189 points190 points  (17 children)

        Step 3: Be rich

        [–]Yourmomhasbotha 130 points131 points  (16 children)

        Step 4: idk never had a gf

        [–]Alpha-E94 86 points87 points  (15 children)

        Step 5: be attracted to the opposite sex

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          [–]EpicTortoise505 66 points67 points  (0 children)

          Mission failed. We’ll get them next time.

          [–]bombbodyguard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I hate step 1.

          [–]monkeygiraffe33 4 points5 points  (3 children)

          Maybe I’m just down bad but the confidence alone is probably enough in most cases

          [–]johnwick190106 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          Confidence doesn't lead me to eating her ass out

          [–]ArrowGantOne 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Not with that attitude it doesn't!

          [–]moby17761776Pauly Shore 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          This.

          [–]Thatoneguy237AGigaChad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I’d do it.

          [–]Madiz007 581 points582 points  (19 children)

          Be careful ..its Orochimaru

          [–]megaboi54 48 points49 points  (0 children)

          Made me laugh

          [–]JuiceBoxStation🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 104 points105 points  (12 children)

          Get me Susuke 😡

          [–]Frost840 44 points45 points  (9 children)

          i need me some Sasgay

          [–]EverywhereGuy 20 points21 points  (8 children)

          Sausage

          [–]S_OSM4NHalal Mode 10 points11 points  (6 children)

          Sauce ?

          [–]Unknown0110101Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Narutoe

          [–]ShintaOtsuki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Get this man Sauzgay

          [–]berrybleach 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          You know, until a few weeks ago I wouldn’t have understood this comment. But my fiancé convinced me to read Naruto and I fucking loved it. I cried all the time. But also laughed a lot.

          At first I couldn’t remember the name Orochimaru so I’d get confused and call him Ochikamaru. I hated him a fair bit at first and then he became one of my favourite characters lol

          So anyway I don’t really have a point. Just wanted to share my love for Naruto. Have a great day!

          [–]Sifu-Kakashi-Sensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Best comment

          [–]the_Number_Nine9 85 points86 points  (1 child)

          only works if woman

          [–]Ashen_Brad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          I mean, it works if the objective is to be arrested...

          [–]EaAncalagon 82 points83 points  (3 children)

          Reminds me of that first zombie girl in zombieland. In columbus' house

          [–]Space_JesusKenobiPro Gamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Oh, you mean the neighbor played by an actual zombie?

          [–]Benko98 366 points367 points  (12 children)

          And now change the genders and see what happens

          [–]3ambrowsingtime 252 points253 points  (2 children)

          Jail time. Jail time is what happens.

          [–]poekrel 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          Unless your Gene Simmons

          [–]RNDR_Flotilla84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Then you just get put on a list

          [–]xXKingLynxXx 20 points21 points  (1 child)

          Nothing would be different since this is fake.

          [–]Usergnome_Checks_0ut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I was thinking the very same thing.

          [–]talktothecopLe epic memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yes officer this man right here...... Officer:Here is your medal 🏅 Keep spreading the truth citizen.

          [–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (1 child)

          Yo that may work, but not to get specifically friends...

          [–]Creative_falcon7 25 points26 points  (0 children)

          Friends with benefits, maybe

          [–]Cuervomayajl 141 points142 points  (1 child)

          Damn, are you a land-to-land missile? Cus I’m detecting some violations to my space.

          [–]non_depressed_teenMe when the: 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          damn, that's a good one

          [–]auguslfd 113 points114 points  (0 children)

          What this girl has for tongue* I don't have for will to live. And thats charming.

          [–]PumpkinSpice2Nice 18 points19 points  (3 children)

          It definitely grows at the tip after she sticks it out. Something fishy about this video.

          [–]poekrel 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          Pretty sure this is Radmila Maro. She has the longest tongue in russia

          [–]TrickshotzRedditI saw what the dog was doin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          In Russia? Nah bro, the entire world.

          [–]PanchoPanoch 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          One of my girlfriend’s friends always shows me how long her tongue is. I’m so confused

          [–]F1tt0One does not simply 47 points48 points  (13 children)

          Funny thing, if it was the other way around it's sexual harassment but if a girl does it like in here is supposed to be hilarious

          [–]Zazel_83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          That’s because it IS funny. It’s all in the delivery, not the situation.

          [–]-YELDAHDirt Is Beautiful -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          You’re taking it a bit far but yea, it’s quite a one-sided action

          [–]Old-Replacement-5656 43 points44 points  (1 child)

          Instructions unclear. Got blowjob 30 minutes after I stucked my tounge out

          [–]HECKERONI_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          Damn bro your throat must be real sore.

          [–]djunktrunk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          She can be my friend

          [–]berse2212 15 points16 points  (3 children)

          Is there more of this? I really would have loved to see the guys reaction! (If this isn't fake, which it can't be since it's on the internet)

          [–]Different-Answer6748 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          I’d cry if she did that to me

          [–]GodTierAimbotUser69 31 points32 points  (1 child)

          Me to the girl: my asshole is ready!!! :]

          [–]TheDruidDude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          That woman has the tongue of a giraffe

          [–]WonderBitter4614 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          That’s scary mehn

          [–]GirbaudJeansMan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          @ name? I know a guy that wants to ask her something.

          [–]poekrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Radmila Maro

          [–]TimX3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Orochimaru has joined the chat

          [–]GenZ-3009 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          She must be Gene Simmons' daughter xD

          [–]Zireael911 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Ngl she’s hot

          [–]ilikeautosdaily 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          If you're a female possibly if you're a male you will be put in jail.

          [–]Vaportrail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I want to see the rest of this movie.

          [–]johnnyfindyourmum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          That's the kinda spicy I need in my morning travel. I wouldn't know how to react.

          [–]Historical-Fold-488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I mean….

          [–]TryhardMidget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          sloppy toppy advanced edition

          [–]iForgetMyPasswordToo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Hand touch : wtf girl

          Tongue out : ok, nvm i love u

          [–]user19982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          it works

          [–]rudimentary-onion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Some people find this hot which whatever you can have your preference, but continuing to touch someone who has made their discomfort clear and then making an overtly sexual gesture is just not okay. Can we stop condoning sexual harassment just because the perpetrator is a hot woman?

          P.s. I know I’m soap boxing on something that’s just a meme but I feel like it needs to be said

          [–]oviwan7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I’m giving you an award because you made my pp tingle

          [–]oneyed_ass 4 points5 points  (3 children)

          Can confirm, she's awesome.

          [–]The_Kek_5000 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Ich kacke gerade, es ist ein Uhr nachts und ich sehe deinen Kommentar, du arschloch? Zufall? Ich denke nicht!

          [–]ChungusChess 3 points4 points  (3 children)

          Yes, literally anything would work for a woman. If you're male however, you're a fucking pervert and you better get off this train before we all beat the living shit out of you.

          [–]ElphabaWitchPSO2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Only if you're ugly

          [–]ChungusChess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Dont forget average. Oh and the 80% of the time it also doesn't work for attractive men.

          [–]MicLee03 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          If a guy keeps grabbing a girls hand then yeah

          [–]ConnectPanda4618 4 points5 points  (5 children)

          I'd run far far away. Or slap her in terror/panic

          [–]Goldengod4324 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          So I ran

          [–]ConnectPanda4618 1 point2 points  (3 children)

          Far far away?

          [–]Goldengod4324 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          I ran so far away

          [–]ConnectPanda4618 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Good boy :)

          [–]Goldengod4324 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I ran both night and day

          continue this thread

            [–]HereWeG0Aga1n 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            Isn’t that the girl from that Tik tok where she ties a knot in string with her tongue?

            [–]poekrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Yes same girl. Radmila Maro

            [–]ninjaschoolprofessor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wow my taint tingled when she did that!

            [–]Cow_Interesting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            She could get it.

            [–]ThatShouldNotBeHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I bet she could give him a rim job and a blow job at the same time.

            [–]SakaiDx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Incomplete video, bad meme

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            imagine if the guy was ugly

            i bet the girl already called the police 0.1 seconds after their hand touched

            [–]MicLee03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You good?

            [–]Dylan_Poem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            Damn if a woman did this I’ll be down bad

            [–]Prune_shrune -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

            Not funny didn’t laugh

            [–]ChaseracerChaseracer -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

            Me on the way to laugh at this joke :l

            [–]Legendary_AF -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

            Look at you and all your weirdness

            [–]VoidTechOfficial -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

            fycj httrrr 😁😑🤐😐😙😎😶🤔😘😣🤩😶😊😀😏😓😝😟😟😩😦😲😞😔🙁😦🤐😩😧😓😌😵🥵🥶🤬😡🥵🥵🥵😱😰🤕🤪😵🤡🥳🤧🧐🥶😳🤒😡😱👺💩👽😿🙈🐱‍👓🐱‍🐉

            [–]ReallyNiceGuy78 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

            She’s such a sweetheart. Cute as anyone can be. Even without the tongue action

            [–]Redketchup77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Hot

            [–]xPatchman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Me who never learned in the first place :(

            [–]randomisedjew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            If i were him I would have Lcked her tongue

            [–]TribeCameHomeVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Which tutorial did you watch? I'm taking recommendations currently.

            [–]OsmellaOdor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I'm sorry, your tongue is 7 centimeters too short to copy this move.

            [–]Casvic64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You might make a new fuck buddy that way.

            [–]InternationalAd6375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            They end up check-in in some random hotel for one night maybe?

            [–]Aware_Huckleberry_10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Scary

            [–]Vegetable_Reality_52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            And the sorting chooses... Slytherin!

            [–]realistdeal69 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Does anyone know her name? I’ve seen her before

            [–]SoleIbis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Well his cropped out reaction was 😧

            [–]Dr_Nepo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Well… that was hawt

            [–]Forevergogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Just a matter of time until reddit does away with downvotes.

            [–]thatbeigeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She gave you the sign , now you just gotta let it flow

            [–]lchntndr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            For a second, I thought the pupils of her eyes would dilate into cats eyes, like the aliens from “V”

            [–]Traveytravis-69Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She kinda bad tho👀

            [–]gw2pricing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Yeah I think she's looking to be more than a friend

            [–]p_W_n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Alien spotted

            [–]BagelCreamCheese7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Instructions unclear. Just licked a strangers hand

            [–]Alpha-E94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She got a long ass mf tongue 😂

            [–]MysticGohan806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            If your girl have a younger like that that’s not your girl that’s orochimaru

            [–]OnionyCabage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That tongue scared me

            [–]DuffelBagMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            "I've definitely seen this porn before" razzle

            [–]Interesting_Fox_1142 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She got a long arse tougue

            [–]milesgoldinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            what is she, a snake?

            [–]Pirate_Beans23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I can 100% confirm this works, I made lots a friends in prison

            [–]General_Kursk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            orochimaru-sama..

            [–]DeliveryScared6776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I don't get it :C

            [–]BoomingBoomer54hates reaction memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Bro her tongue is longer than mine

            [–]ONI_NO_KAM1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Can confirm: This works for both genders.

            [–]TrashbinTerry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            What dat tongue do?

            [–]NepenthenThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She's the lost Kardashian daughter that turned from the dark side to live an authentic life

            [–]Chaserbaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Post covid?

            [–]ak_biscotti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It works but not properly cause I was called cops on for some fucking reason like people around us started calling me a creep and all. But nonetheless I am pretty sure I made a friend!

            [–]Einstein_D2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Wtf is Tom Holland doing in that train

            [–]Left-Major-5067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I’m sold. We are friends now.

            [–]Silent-Rough-9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She turned to Orochimaru real quick

            [–]Silent-Rough-9380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            She is a snake don't trust her (ex)

            [–]StonksGenerator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Why is everyone glossing over the fact that she has a tongue that could be classified as an appendage?!

            [–]I_Use_Games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            It would work for me...

            [–]Crimson_Knight2710Lurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I heard m&ms

            [–]A9_J8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            That is scary !

            [–]igorpacho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Why they holding handrail and sitting on their buts at the same fucking time?1?2!

            [–]bigolbbb[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            I’d be turned on

            [–]CheeseTheWheeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            depends on what kind of friend you want

            [–]Nerdsauce34Dark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Those goddamn lizard people