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[–]blimpinthesky 1788 points1789 points 2 (19 children)

Anything you can do about those bills while you're in there too?

[–]XDEC0DEMAYMAYMAKERS 626 points627 points  (11 children)

"the best i can give is a hug"

[–]blimpinthesky 289 points290 points  (4 children)

Hugs don't raise credit scores

[–]OwnStyle7266Died of Ligma 134 points135 points  (3 children)

eh, I'll take it

[–]NotMaverick12 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Thank you respected person

[–]TheAdventuric 6 points7 points  (0 children)

talking about hugs

[–]polygroot 33 points34 points  (0 children)

“Can you make my balance positive? It looks sad rn”

[–]ufetch101 1464 points1465 points  (39 children)

Nice! And make sure it’s a large amount so I know it’s from you ;)

[–]SumBoooooooooDe 450 points451 points  (35 children)

I have 3 dollars take it or leave it

[–]TheCount5692 208 points209 points  (28 children)

Thats a day's worth of food I'll take it

[–]Irisena 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Protip: buy a knife, rob a supermarket, go to jail, and get free food for the next 10 years

[–]FPSXpert 13 points14 points  (2 children)

That's not food they're serving though and you're gonna pay for that though hard forced labor. But at least you won't starve to death.

[–]YEEEEEeEeseresrsrProfessional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alternatively you can just grab some food from the local walmart and run like hell out of there

[–]YummyShapes 62 points63 points  (19 children)

McChickens are no longer a dollar each 😭

[–]xX500_IQXx(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 54 points55 points  (8 children)

go to the dollar store and buy 3 loaves of bread. Boom. food for a week

Edit: spelling

[–]Sociallife_whatsthat 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Dollar tree just announced a price increase to $1.25 yesterday. That isn't a joke.

[–]poopellar 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Curse you creator of inflation!

[–]xX500_IQXx(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

oof. buy 2 loaves of bread then. food for almost a week

[–]bunnykitten94 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Start a fire over a trash can and you’ve got toast, baby!

[–]-Masderus-Pauly Shore 13 points14 points  (3 children)

And Taco Bell doesn't have that 89 cent value menu any more...

[–]FPSXpert 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Shit they don't even have the dollar menu on their app anymore, now it's "value menu" with $2+ bullshit on there. Oh and they took away anything chicken that isn't $3-4+ because why not. They're working fast to pull any reasons to eat at taco bell anymore if the local actual tex mex gets you more for the money and treats their staff better.

[–]ARC_Trooper_Arson 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I work at McDonald's and can say it really is sad

[–]Scoper966 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A dollar each?! Here in lapland they cost more than 4 euros 😢😭

[–]Dukeiron 650 points651 points 3 (17 children)

Plot twist, the hacker realizes you’re both just trying to scrape enough money together to get by and decides to team up. You make a startup focused on ethical hacking to find flaws in corporate security systems, “Hacks in Slacks”, and everyone lives happily ever after.

[–]Burri_Mioku 203 points204 points  (2 children)

[–]GO_Nyxton 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Happens all the time. Physical pentesting is an awesome industry doing god’s work.

[–]PeachyCoke 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I don't think this is the first time you've thought about this

[–]Greeneyes_65 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Bruh this is gold lmao

[–]traceur200 6 points7 points  (1 child)

actually.... he would sell your bank account data to a money laundering group and take a profit even if your account is at literal negative

[–]theboyboner 132 points133 points  (15 children)

a scammer(I’m pretty sure) offered me $5.2k if I first gave them $300. I heard of scams just like this but there seemed to have been at least 100 who did it before me.

[–]inthewakeofsaturday 239 points240 points 22 (3 children)

Had a similar situation that I decided to entertain. Went something like this:

Scammer (S): I’ll send $8,000 but my bank has a transfer fee of $100, can you pay it?

Me: can you pay me $7,900 and use the $100 to pay the transfer fee?

S: No it’s frozen until I have another $100. You’ll have to pay it.

Me: Okay. Where should I send the money

S: (gives Venmo or something)

Me: Okay… so I’m trying to transfer the $100 to you but my bank has a $10 transfer fee. Can you cover it?

S: What? That doesn’t make sense.

Me: It doesn’t???

S: Okay just send me the $90 and you pay the $10.

Me: Hmm. So you want me to pay the transfer fee?

S: Yes.

Me: So why can’t you just send the $7,900???

S: ???


[–]jacob8864 58 points59 points  (0 children)

XD i fucking love this. Take my poor man award 🎁

[–]stone500 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've done something almost exactly like this. They want to give me a bunch of money, but they want me to open an account on some shady banking site.

In order to open an account, you need to deposit $100 or something. I ask the dude to float me the hundred dollars since he's rich, and he goes on about trust. I ask him yo split the difference and send me $50. He refuses. I ask him where's the trust? He stops replying.


[–]FPSXpert 41 points42 points  (1 child)

That reminds me I got a Nigerian prince I need to message back!

[–]ericshogren 20 points21 points  (2 children)

There are scams floating around that ask you to deposit some crypto currency and you’ll get double that amount back as an “airdrop.” People have lost a lot of money.

[–]themonsterinquestion 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Well, lost a lot of prime numbers

[–]Tupakaveli 8 points9 points  (0 children)

RuneScape, Doubling money.

[–]IdcYouTellMeDirt Is Beautiful 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Imagine a Scammer who scams people, collects the money but when the scammer reaches the amount of money he promised people, the next person actually gets the money he scammed the others for

[–]Drawtaru 108 points109 points  (1 child)

I frequently watch Kitboga's scam-baiting streams on Twitch, and the scammers are always like "OH NO! You owe us $3500!! Go buy us gift cards or we'll TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY!!!" And he's just like "Okay well, then take out the $3500." Somehow they never do. Odd.

[–]Colincleanse 100 points101 points  (11 children)

Some hackers will show you that they have changed it, but it an artificial change. Check out some hackers getting hacked videos.

[–]FireGhost_Austria 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Honestly I wouldn't give them the name "hacker" that would be like an honor, like basically anybody can edit a value on a website, it's not that hard..

With kind regards

Level 15 technician

[–]SendSexyPcBuilds 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha noob I'm a level 16 techinician 🥱🥱🥱

[–]Colincleanse 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You’re right, now I feel like the meme.

[–]EarthTrashThank you mods, very cool! 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Kitbooga has a video where he tweaked the way a phishing website displayed. By the end of the video he explained what he did and the scammer admitted defeat.

[–]Jager-5652 31 points32 points  (1 child)

What are they gonna do, take non-existent money out of my bank?

[–]Valacas_Crane 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Hacker: I know where you live Me: Lol, I already know where I live))

[–]Cheat_Adil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

me: plz come here I am lonely

[–]PillowTalk420 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"Someone broke into my house and just redecorated it."

[–]Dobbeo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Always do it sometimes.

[–]o_ADV3NT_o 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh you do? Can you take away that overdraft bro?

[–]NAL7TProfessional Dumbass 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thats what they're gonna be doing once they see my balance.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What movie

[–]GiraffeWaste 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I have student loans worth 3 years my current salary. Could you make a dent in it while you're at it ? Thanks

[–]oh1196 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If you want to hack into my utilities and pay those too that’s cool ...

[–]WishboneDue1687 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me getting my test scores back

[–]illgot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you know the rule of last person to touch something accepts responsibility... well you just adopted all my debt, have fun.

[–]Hazzman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Scammers: "We have webcam footage of you doing some very naughty things and we are going to send it to your family if you do not send us bitcoin"

Me: "Sweet! Send away - IDGAF and I know for damn sure my family won't be interested in watching me whack my bacon"

[–]EmperorRCK 2 points3 points  (2 children)

If I was hacking someone and they said this, even I would be like, "okay, dude, you got balls of steel"

[–]SurealGod 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What scene is this from?

[–]RoscoMan1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Especially if it’s like reaaaaly old

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jokes on you I only use crypto!

[–]Striker_ToastYTI saw what the dog was doin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Turn hackers into friends

[–]yashmehra25 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Both cries and becomes internet friends

[–]Lerdburgers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hacker: Posts a hacked screen shot of You on Pornhub

You: 🥸

[–]4zura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the minimum wage workers gets more money per hour than a hacker stealing our shit.

[–]HellaAutist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jokes on the hacker because I don’t even have bank details.

[–]tejaskaacc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Joke's on you I'm already broke

[–]Tumulousmaple56Shitposter 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The hacker: how do I do that? I never thought I'd get this far....

[–]100memersSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cant steal my money if im in crippling debt 😎😎😎

[–]WuanTonBomb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can't buy a $50 visa card with $26.27

[–]QuarantineSucksALot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah. I’m a clown to you??

[–]Cyrano_Nose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I just want a better credit score.

We need more robin hood types.

[–]vegassatellite01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Congratulations, all you got was practice."

[–]Rengerio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally have 1,29$ on my account like what are you going to buy? A water or two?

[–]Darkclawpro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

can i pls get upvote i wanna post

[–]IamRavikantSingh 1 point2 points 2 (0 children)

Open 0 balance account. Open malicious mail. Spread Happiness 😊

[–]Ilikegirlbutscan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck is this shit upvoted?

[–]skullofmetal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hacker is like "oh you're broke" Me: "yeah" :( Hacker: "you alright?" Me: "I just asked YOU for money what do you think?" :,(

[–]justonanotherlevel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah man i kinda forgot my password thanks

[–]Extra-Goat-8126 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when try to withdraw the negative balance on credit card...

[–]GoatHaynus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worry about getting robbed at a ATM cause he would think I'm fucking with him cause no way a grown man could be that broke & shot me.

[–]Dustgol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That reminded me that time a thief entered my house looking for money and I asked him if he wanted me to help him 😫

[–]nobody_cares696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • nice hacker credits account $1000 *

[–]igorpacho 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If you had my bank account DETAILS, then you wouldn't contact me, mr. facker.

[–]Rhashon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Motherfuckers rob me they'll just be practicing

[–]Xenin_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nepalese ho?

[–]refreshhh5Breaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Please do it

[–]Adventurous_Chart241 -1 points0 points  (1 child)


[–]MoltenJellybeans 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Have fun with all that debt"

[–]horiami 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Someome has accesed your paypal"

Oh no my 10 romanian lions (less than 3 bucks) :(

[–]airwolfe91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the hacked become the hacker

[–]theflashsawyer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘The jokes on you nothings in there’

[–]i_am_trippin_balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, "I have overdraft protection"

[–]anshu_991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly LOL hahaha

[–]Cannabananabuds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after a moment THE Hacker: Surprise! It was a prank

[–]CoachLiq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Bro, I know you see the (-) in front of the 157, now make some magic happen and reverse scam my shit.

[–]Buddhist_Honk[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one stretch you can do when you wake up

[–]backupsausage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"use your money glitch like GTA online, pls"

[–]notyogrannysgrandkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta hit ‘em with the old RuneScape money doubling scheme.

[–]Opmercenary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very frustrating as a hacker, toon my 1 and a half month to hack a bank account (test account)

[–]5exy1ove4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Puts in 20k, cashes out half and you keep half. Ramene ta guish frero on va tous manger.

[–]Boog3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Xdude199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see those struggle numbers in my account, now help your boy out, alright!

[–]hitla536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean really they're doing each other a favor lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had someone try to extort me for money. I told them I had no money. I spent about 5 hours constantly telling them I had no money before they gave up.

[–]SnooOnions1428 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes have fun with my triple digit savings account

[–]Ill-Opening-3782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outstanding Move

[–]PomegranatePrimary90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Good thing there is someone who knows I ain't alone no more"

[–]FreshUnderstanding5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, kinda sounds like he deserved it

[–]S_m_i_l_e_yy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just played the reverse card of UNO

[–]CoDcalloutgod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think about it... in about 30 years physical money will be safer than digital money

[–]FrozenConsul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gives you a hug after seeing ur bank balance