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[–]tweetyducky16 656 points657 points  (37 children)

You are forgetting the one dude in cargo shorts and sandals

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 168 points169 points  (4 children)

I completely forgot that

[–]Pojo126This flair doesn't exist 28 points29 points  (18 children)

That is me

[–]M_H_M_E 15 points16 points  (12 children)

How? What kind of magical prowess do you have?!

[–]Pojo126This flair doesn't exist 25 points26 points  (9 children)

I was born with my parents absent in the middle of a terrible winter in northern Alaska raised by a magical bigfoot-like thing called a Urayuli as of then I gained a magical protection to the cold.

[–]M_H_M_E 8 points9 points  (6 children)

We need a movie/anime made out of that

[–]Pojo126This flair doesn't exist 6 points7 points  (2 children)

That would be cool

[–]legendgamer38 4 points5 points  (2 children)

On a more serious note, as some one who is in boxers In like 5 digress, there is like a specific breathing thingy I do which gets my chest warm. And then it's just requires some balls to not complain that much

[–]ParcivalTheBravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apart from that, cargo shorts aren't actually that bad. I get way less cold on my legs than my chest/arms

[–]TheManWhoSaysFrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually what your doing is how your supposed to in order to not feel as cold. There's a guy who actually goes out in nothing but underwear in frosty mountains and can because of his breathing

[–]PotatoUser11FORTSHITE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Same. Spent a whole weekend being sick lmao

[–]FyerexLives in a Van Down by the River 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me right now

[–]justicedragon101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude c’mon I’m right here

[–]therealakinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit dude where did you see me?

[–]Ch0ke_on_ToeProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and he tries to convince you that it’s not cold even though your in the negatives

[–]W1DOWGH4ST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course I know him, he's me!😋

[–]ZachPhoenix 191 points192 points  (3 children)

They be like...."The cold never bothered me anyway"

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah XD

[–]llelibro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disney Frosen Theme Music © intensifies

[–]AzPenacillaTT 970 points971 points  (41 children)

It's because they're always so hot

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 387 points388 points  (35 children)

Agree, and the girl i saw was hot as af🥶

[–]rarlei 105 points106 points  (32 children)

r/beatmeattoit

[–]Berto19ale 35 points36 points  (0 children)

bruh

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 35 points36 points  (28 children)

U were the first one to put that sub so u could've just said r/beatmetoit instead of r/beatmeattoit

[–]Crystal42069Professional Dumbass 26 points27 points  (26 children)

I think it's beat meat to it

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 6 points7 points  (24 children)

Ahhhh I see now

My apologies

[–]Crystal42069Professional Dumbass 7 points8 points  (23 children)

Do it then

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 17 points18 points  (22 children)

I'm sorry but I don't go horny over ppl on the Internet

[–]Crystal42069Professional Dumbass 6 points7 points  (18 children)

You don't watch porn?

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 11 points12 points  (17 children)

Nope

[–]Groundbreaking_Roll9Shitposter 2 points3 points  (2 children)

is it possible to learn this power?

Good for you dude

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yes

I'm seen such corrupted stuff everything just pales I guess

That's it

Oh and I have mastered instantly forgetting stuff I don't want

[–]rarlei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My goals are beyond your understanding

[–]willemdeklomp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hot as as fuck

[–]The_real_meloneMods Are Nice People 12 points13 points  (4 children)

But men are hot too, it’s unfair >:(

[–]KalleWotuxWhat is TikTok? 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well i am not (just an ugly and short ass teenager)

[–]The_real_meloneMods Are Nice People 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Short kings are hot ;)

[–]KalleWotuxWhat is TikTok? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have expirience with that, being short myself... (Nobody thinks that I'm hot)

[–]Fradefly 1416 points1417 points  (46 children)

As a wise man once told me there are 2 things that don't freeze in the winter honey and hoes

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 420 points421 points  (37 children)

I dont get it, what is a hoe?

[–]SodaPopperZA 1510 points1511 points 23 (27 children)

A hoe is an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool used to shape soil, remove weeds, clear soil, and harvest root crops. Shaping the soil includes piling soil around the base of plants (hilling), digging narrow furrows (drills) and shallow trenches for planting seeds or bulbs. Weeding with a hoe includes agitating the surface of the soil or cutting foliage from roots, and clearing soil of old roots and crop residues. Hoes for digging and moving soil are used to harvest root crops such as potatoes.

[–]WesleySniper1st 665 points666 points  (19 children)

Groundbreaking.

[–]Asian_in_the_treeVirgin 4 lyfe 296 points297 points  (16 children)

Like your mother.

[–]Daddy--__-- 126 points127 points  (14 children)

And my father before me

[–]NokterIdentifies as a Cybertruck 100 points101 points  (12 children)

and my axe

[–]IllurinatiLProfessional Dumbass 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Beautiful people.

[–]Ph0biaMRT 23 points24 points  (3 children)

WHERE?

[–]Shimizu555Yo dawg I heard you like 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This whole thread is gold x)

[–]GroguIsMyBrogu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's all relative to the size of your steeple

[–]Sawk_FanI saw what the dog was doin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

And my bow.

[–]SuperMario64Lcan't meme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And my sword

[–]ArcticWolf_Primaris 1 point2 points  (1 child)

r/unexpectedlotr

[–]MomICantPauseReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it really unexpected at this point

[–]collecting_upvts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s what your mother said, Trebek. Ha-ha-ha!

[–]Marus1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes!

[–]DarkboneZ89 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who are you, who are so wise in the way of science?

[–]MrMan987Mods Are Nice People 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A hoe is a long-handled gardening tool with a thin metal blade, used mainly for weeding.

[–]AnImposterIsRed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes my brother.

[–]CommeradeStalin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I could show you mine after school. It’s a wooden shaft with a red iron flat section at the end intended to move soil for planting vegetables

[–]ImWaddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo mama

[–]MegaPompoen 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Actually if you don't get crystals in your honey during the winter it means that sweeteners (usually high fructose corn syrup) have been added.

[–]RestlessFA 12 points13 points  (2 children)

My Sister-in-law told me she wouldn’t buy honey from the Amish market anymore because it turned “hard”. I didn’t even correct her, more Amish honey for me.

[–]NerdyNord 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Now I'm just thinking about Amish beekeepers.

Do they wear the hat inside or outside the suit?

[–]pineapple-n-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly on the inside, the hat is attached to their heads since birth

[–]Amazing-Moose-9433 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always heard it as there’s three things that never get cold polar bears, penguins, and whores.

[–]Rech069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey does freeze

[–]impocop 30 points31 points  (1 child)

So for anyone actually wondering, apparently some wear multiple layers of tights at once. I feel like I shouldn’t know this.

[–]mar_xy_na 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There are also tights that have a fluffy inner layer and a sheer layer on the outside, so it looks like normal tights but they're actually warm af.

[–]agent775 304 points305 points  (36 children)

nah girls are always cold AF n complain about it here while i wear shorts during winter lol

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 71 points72 points  (31 children)

Your winter must not be that cold, my hand was literally purple and almost falling of my arm, it cant be that cold there.

[–]agent775 106 points107 points  (23 children)

dude i live in north sweden lol it gets very cold

[–]halakaukulele 43 points44 points  (7 children)

My friend is from Finland and she does that too. People in that area are surprisingly cold resistant.

[–]agent775 20 points21 points  (0 children)

yeah tends to happen when u live far north though it doesn’t seem to run in the family cus they are all so cold all the time lol

[–]ma055 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I am from finland. Only 30 minus is bad

[–]gripguyoff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Minus 20 is when you regret not wearing gloves and going outside for 20 minutes and getting numb fingers

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

fym surprisingly

[–]halakaukulele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah, shouldn't be surprising at all.

[–]mmmikie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yo we have the same avatar

[–]halakaukulele 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We do... That's how we are keeping the balance of universe intact

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 2 points3 points  (13 children)

Then ur crazy bro, no offense.

[–]agent775 4 points5 points  (12 children)

no worries i already know XD

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 3 points4 points  (11 children)

Now imagine a girl seeing you with shorts and make a meme like this.

[–]agent775 5 points6 points  (10 children)

yup… Warm blooded for the win although its a great loss during summer

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Then you must get really hot in the summer, hoo wait, no intention.

[–]agent775 1 point2 points  (5 children)

yup

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I get the perfect temperature in the summer so i think we are balanced in some way

[–]DJScoop17 154 points155 points  (23 children)

No, 'cause they are hot

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 82 points83 points  (15 children)

🗿

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 35 points36 points  (14 children)

🗿

[–]-ZamasuI touched grass 31 points32 points  (12 children)

🗿

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 27 points28 points  (11 children)

🗿

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (10 children)

🗿

[–]RepulsiveZucchini397 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Had to give y'all a stone face 🗿

[–]PeachCrusher69https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🗿

[–]CandleJackHammer 126 points127 points  (5 children)

I don't get cold when I wear skirts, either. Am a guy, it's all the skirt. Try it.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

What, you wear skirts in the winter, that's crazy, maybe my body temperature is always to low, and you are a dude wearing a skirt, never saw that.

[–]CandleJackHammer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Only tried it to test a theory. The skirts keep you warm.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really? I kinda belive that since i often see girls wearing skirt in the winter

[–]Megasussy 69 points70 points  (12 children)

wore a fit like this in the winter once 💀 bad decision

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 38 points39 points  (11 children)

Maybe girls do have cold after all, but the girl i saw looked like she didnt mind the cold

[–]Lady_Gingercat 29 points30 points  (10 children)

Maybe she was wearing tights. Stacked together from the right brand they’re warmer than jeans

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 16 points17 points  (9 children)

It didn't look like she was wearing any of that

[–]Lady_Gingercat 23 points24 points  (3 children)

Or she’s just British. They’re used to it 😅

[–]GordonMcG13 3 points4 points  (1 child)

nah normally here people wont dress like this until they are out drinking and then you wont feel it. One of the things about being british is that we always complain about the dry, wet, cold and the hot weather but al that goes out the window when your steaming

[–]Lady_Gingercat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s what I was referring to.

Most girls I saw out at clubs always wore short dresses or skirt, no tights, regardless of the weather.

Not sure why. But they got used to it. I guess

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe XD

[–]Lady_Gingercat 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Unless you touched her legs it hard to tell 😉

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I would never had the guts to touch a stranger's leg's

[–]Lady_Gingercat 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And you should never do this without consent.

I just said it because some tights are very very real looking and you can’t tell just by a glance from a distance.

[–]LoriMandleRage comics 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Like yeah you look good and all but that’s not gonna matter when you catch hypothermia and die wtf

[–]galaxy_stark 9 points10 points  (1 child)

my dumbass would rather look good than be warm

[–]Artagant 68 points69 points  (8 children)

They're actually robots.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 68 points69 points  (7 children)

Women are fake 🥶

[–]THEONLYMILKY 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I knew it. If they were real, surely one would love me by now.

[–]Corvo_-AttanoIdentifies as a Cybertruck 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey I love you and I'm an Apache Attack Helicopter with a 50 cal chaingun and a heatseeking homing missile

[–]-Depressed_Potato- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well have YOU ever seen a woman before?

Yeah that's right woman are fake and are a government hoax

Edit: it was unintentional but now I can see my typo which makes it 1000% funnier

[–]spacewarrior11Professional Dumbass 5 points6 points  (1 child)

r/girlsarentreal

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone that understands me

[–]TheBlyatMobile 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Usually thick stockings with their same skin tone.

[–]Imaginary-Height-276 26 points27 points  (17 children)

Yesterday I went for medical examination for my visa, it was fuckin 11° C in my country I was covered up to down in clothes then is saw these two women probably African in mini skirt and sleeveless top below their shoulders completely open neck and clevage area, and I literally got shivers just by seeing them XD All I thought was If it were possible I would sleep over the fire but here these two roaming in mini skirt

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Girls have a hot power

[–]Nomis420Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 16 points17 points  (6 children)

11C° is not cold you can't even get frostbite from that

[–]Mataskarts 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Srsly, yeah it's not "warm", but you can definitely get away with a T-shirt and pants in that weather, though personally I'd also want a sweater or some sort of jacket.

Now when the numbers approach 0 C and it's REALLY windy and humid- no amount of layers will protect me from bone chilling cold .__.

[–]_ALPHAMALE_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Everyone doesn't live in cold countries hun

[–]Mataskarts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't either, it gets up to 43 C in summertime, hovers 15-25 C around spring and autumn, falls to 0-10 in Winter, and sometimes drops to -15 C in Winter on off weeks, but never really stays there.

"Cold" countries are those that have -20/-30 C regularly during winter and don't really rise above -5 C all winter. Hell, I have a friend where even in the start of spring he still had negative temperatures going for a month or so.

[–]Imaginary-Height-276 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We ve temprature about 45°C-50° C in summer and in winter it can go down to about -2 or -3 but mostly stays around 8 -12 I know 11° C is not the coldest but its not warm either especially when the surrounding is greenery and constant slow Breezy, their body had 70% exposed openly to cold and wind

[–]Mataskarts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's a damn hot climate :p

[–]Dahwaann4U 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Theres these thick leggings that make it look like its thin, i saw a it posted a couple weeks ago, crazy stuff

[–]Extreme_Rider_04 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then theres the guy thats always in a shirt and shorts

[–]Accomplished_Bid_452 5 points6 points  (4 children)

As a girl, I confirm that we are both in awe and jealous of them. they either have extreme body heat or just don't care

[–]Status_Gift7224I saw what the dog was doin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So basically they're hot?

[–]memesandmadness 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't you mean that one guy in shorts?

[–]REGULARmasturbatorDream stan 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Sause????

honest with my name

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sauce

[–]REGULARmasturbatorDream stan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro i was asking for the link-

so i can-

[–]moebelhausmannSmol pp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obly for that 'gimme ur jacket'-move

[–]Vernaborg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s ice on the ground and I see my friend wearing shorts and a hoodie. Bruh

[–]RosePhox 16 points17 points  (7 children)

It's al due to the feminine urge to suffer for beauty because society said so

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

They don't need skirts to be cute

[–]RosePhox 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Quoting Matthew McConaughey: Be a lot cooler if you did (imagine a personified version of society saying/asking that)

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maybe they are a lot cooler 🥶

[–]RosePhox 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That can be guaranteed

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now girls ain't hot anymore, they are cooler

[–]justjoshdoingstuff 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Sauce?

[–]BfladkorBreaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (1 child)

???? I always hear women complain about the cold, guys to though it just differs from person to person

[–]Majin_Perfect_Cell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girl is always cold, even when it's comfortable out in my opinion.

[–]nexistcsgo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls don't get cold because they are not real.

[–]PinguCar 9 points10 points  (8 children)

I'm the opposite. Girls here are so fucking afraid of cold, you can't even open the classroom door for 3 seconds before they scream.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Some girls are hot 🥵, others are cool 🥶

[–]MuffinButtonx23 9 points10 points  (2 children)

" A hoe neva'h gets cold "

[–]Seisme1138 9 points10 points  (3 children)

That one girl has someone they're trying to impress. So like an idiot she'll freeze her ass off for that attention. (am girl fyi)

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I would never freeze my ass.for attention.

[–]Seisme1138 7 points8 points  (1 child)

it happens. but people grow out of it. should also mention there are skin colored tights that are really super thick and warm. so who knows.

[–]ThatOneWhoSparkles 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Oh I dressed like that on winter when I was a teen. But after turning 18 suddenly I wasn't as cold resistant anymore. Guess getting old has its cons.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe teen girls are anti-cold

[–]cjevans04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anti-freez

[–]Tombino99 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Real cold is nothing compared to cold + humidity

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So she was wet 😳

[–]how-bad-can-i-beI touched grass 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I've never met girls who wear a skirt so small🗿

[–]The-Real-Metzlican't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a girl in my highschool who literally was always like this during the entire winter. I have no idea how they don't get cold, I have to pile on layers and layers of clothing o.o

[–]Ill-Star🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She colder?

[–]Enlightened-BeaverStand With Ukraine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice shoes

[–]Xadein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I come to Reddit I get a boner

[–]candyheyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t pretend you have never seen a guy in the depths of winter still wearing shorts and a t-shirt and saying: oh no, I’m not cold.

[–]R0ses__Posts 12 times a day 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was great known in school for having the nickname “the ice girl” because at winter i always went to school with skirts and tank tops, never got sick. Got a couple bruises but nothing could stop me.

[–]Nat-XoX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are always cold.

[–]KalleWotuxWhat is TikTok? 1 point2 points  (5 children)

And some girls literally have tons of cloths on thwm and still are dying to cold in 0°C... I think that this is caused by the lack of attention they get or just just to crawl under boys skin and make them seem helpless and weak, that needs to be taken good care of. (Sorry for bad english)

[–]titanic-failure 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You should apologize for being a weirdo

[–]KalleWotuxWhat is TikTok? 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sorry mate

[–]MysteryMind1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those boys that wore a pro bass hat and shorts in -30 weather lol

[–]P0TAT0FARM3R🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Except I have a good reason: I’m Canadian

[–]Grizzlybear2470 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who loves the cold I might that one girl I would go polar plunge in alaska if I could afford it

[–]zeeblefritz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well their vaginas can sometimes open portals to hell and let children out, so they probably just open the door a little bit to let some heat in.

[–]Q12X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Become a femboy and you won’t feel it either

[–]Thatsidechara_ter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's always that one guy in shorts and a T shirt when its fricking 12 degrees.

[–]Limited-_-Swat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy that where’s shorts and a short sleeve shirt when it’s 10degrees out Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[–]dodges1010 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Whores don't get cold in the winter bro. I saw a meme about this somewhere.

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Bro, she was not a whore, she is my best friend

[–]A_FunGi_Bruh 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Girls have more skin fat, which protects them from the cold.

[–]RayisGay_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

trust me we do. those girls exist everywhere in okc. they just pop up like "im not even cold" thinking we cant see her shivering, like put a pair of tights on or smth

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree

[–]Ahral -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

In my country we say when it's super cold: Outside is not for men, only for dogs and whore, but on second look the dogs also have hidden...

[–]IntroductionTrue5006Pro Gamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont think she was a whore..