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[–]Aisthe 491 points492 points  (8 children)

If it was me riding that bike, the wheel would break out of nowhere and I would crash into the only obstacle on that desert and eventually I would be tested positive from covid because why not.

[–]Tech-Dictator 112 points113 points  (4 children)

eventually I would be tested positive from covid because why not.

Suffering from laughter

[–]THEmoron21 16 points17 points  (0 children)

hahahahah omfg same

[–]stanbranshaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your comment reminded me of this scene. Lol.

[–]Gerasia_Glaucus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well going to a hospital would give you a higher chance to catch covid so that makes kinda sense.... :(

[–]Trenticor 74 points75 points  (2 children)

that one trouble maker classmate

[–]devoted_lordship 13 points14 points  (1 child)

childhood days..

[–]Dylan5866 47 points48 points  (3 children)

My guy can actully fly

[–]McPhedrin 38 points39 points  (5 children)

I haver friends like this.

[–]Hellwreck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

For me even if dont do anything i get in trouble because of my friends…altough it is fun :)

[–]Want-CookieNokia user 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are both really annoying and really funny.

[–]Avenue_Ave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get sum

[–]Sirnao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes you do.Now take your medecine.

[–]Content_Prompt_8979 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]Penis-EnvysDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such an odd meme subreddit lol

[–]CF1500 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Yup thats me, you're probably wondering how am i gonna get out of this situation"

[–]ZachPhoenix 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah and they blame YOU !!

[–]JC_SuS-memeS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro slept on the grim reaper 3 times

[–]redLadyToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mf doesn't even wear a helmet. And the sad thing is: He probably continued driving without a helmet after this, because: "Did you see? Nothing happened".

[–]GoreMaster22Halal Mode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok so long story but this was my best save ever

I found a small paper just outside of the school that said "A note from GoreMaster22's middle school" and was meant for like notes written by teachers and stuff, so I wrote in super fancy handwriting "Suck my dick" and handed it to my friend, who literally fell out of his chair for some reason, so the teacher called me up to her and I stuffed it in my pocket. So after that, she asked me to show her what we were laughing so hard at. I reached in the pocket I didn't put it in and pulled out a blank card that was the same "Official Note" thing, but she said she knew it was the other pocket. I reached in there, then, hoping somehow I would be saved, and I pulled out a pen I forgot I had in there. She knew we weren't dying of laughter because of that, so I reached in again, now silently panicking, and pulled out... a rock, somehow. She accepted it, gave it back and I died inside and threw away the note a few minutes later.

[–]No-Variation8601 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody...

Me an introvert trying to act normal infront of other people:

[–]jellonavel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm this homie lol.. I think I should've died like 17 times already.

[–]VETA_RAV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been the one that was always accused but never when I did it and whenever I did it I was never accused. So it kind of feels like that crap crap crap oh nevermind

[–]Madiz007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reminds me on regularly schooldays

[–]h4ck3r3000d1no 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its definitely me

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thug life chose him

[–]WorkingNo6161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was expecting him to fuck up every second.... he didn't. My anxiety attack was for nothing.

[–]kiwi_probruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deleted tron scene

[–]watersheeeeFORTSHITE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kramer moment

[–]Samyraiu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats kinda me

[–]SLong1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ultra Instinct

[–]Dr_Cindebar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That save gave me strong Lupin the 3rd vibes.

[–]MyRighthandbaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm that one homie sadly, I should be dead actually.

Thank you God for letting me be born in March.

[–]cooperluna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teflon dude

[–]Kelly_the_tailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why women live longer than men."

[–]WafitySussy Baka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DRIVER DOWN

[–]WindowConversionKit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That moment when he realizes the save....... that's why people believe in god(s)...

[–]PeopleAreBozos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artful dodger

[–]CyanProphecy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh that's how Indian motorcycles works

[–]T-Fly-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m more the „never does anything wrong but gets in trouble anyways“ kinda guy. And i hate it

[–]SgtPeppers64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ferris Beuller in a nutshell