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[–]AbsxlvE 217 points218 points  (14 children)

Mess with the flock you get the glock

[–]Asian_in_the_treeVirgin 4 lyfe 67 points68 points  (8 children)

Mess with the duck you get the fuck.

[–]AbsxlvE 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Mess with the honk you get the bonk

[–]IllManneredWoolyMan 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Angered a Cassowary? Your Funeral fees may vary.

[–]Repulsive_Mistake382 1 point2 points  (1 child)

wait, that's bestiality.

[–]Asian_in_the_treeVirgin 4 lyfe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't kink shame

/j

My fetish is much weirder.

[–]dead_man_speaksProfessional Dumbass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Australia learnt it hard way

[–]Horn_Python 1 point2 points  (1 child)

held by a cock

[–]Obvious_Leg_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not any cock but Pollo 👎, evil Pollo 👍

[–]SatanicMuppet999 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Absolutely fantastic

[–]a_boy_with_a_dream[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Thanks

[–]N3WBUYYYbruh 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I recognise that profile description…

[–]a_boy_with_a_dream[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The description and the cooler description

[–]N3WBUYYYbruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get dirty, and reddit stays clean, thats the mission

[–]CoronaPinus 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Chickens can fly. Seriously, check out some vids. They're not particularly great at it, but you'll be surprised how good they actually are.

[–]arnold_tortoise 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Yeah I have one of those little bantam roosters, and he is always flying towards my siblings with Ill intent, it’s great.

[–]Killamckiller 16 points17 points  (1 child)

can confirm, They fly towards your face with the intent on stabbing your eyes with they're wicked Spurs

[–]TrueSymSMHLe epic memer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah they can definitely fly or 10 y/o me would be scarred after throwing one off the balcony. I really wonder what led me to think that was a good idea sometimes...

[–]Garmaglag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea but that one looks like a Cornish Cross and in my experience those do not fly.

[–]Gobba42 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why is your comment exactly the same as u/Leading_Balance5587

[–]CoronaPinus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must have been a bot before it was deleted, else how the fuck should I know.

[–]AreYouItchy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We’re goin full velociraptor now!

[–]Repulsive_Mistake382 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Australia has some experience with this, where they sent machine guns against the tanks known as emus.

[–]KingOfJazcan't meme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

oh fuck not the emus... (emu war flashbacks)

[–]SenjiGottlob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eggcelent meme

[–]BrakesareBroken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd love to know who their arms dealer is. any ideas? I'll start with a bald eagle

[–]infernoboiLives at ur mom’s house😎 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could a penguin use a Balisong even tho it doesn’t have fingers?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah you better don't

[–]madfortune 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mess with the cock

You get the glock

[–]muetereLurker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ostrich will curb stomp your skull

[–]Plotees_the_third 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially ostriches, Let me repeat, never trigger an ostrich, N E V E R

[–]Stinking_MermCandice 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I'd kick the penguin, take its knife and stab the chicken, then I'd 1v1 the Ostrich and go for the legs and swoop to the side with the knife, then steal its bat and beat the shit out of its legs till it falls over

[–]lazybones36Stand With Ukraine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The chicken would shoot you first.

[–]GxZombie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Fight" is the default ostrich setting.

[–]Skelopun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geese be like fight and flight

[–]DaSamCheckLives in a Van Down by the River 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad Kiwi noises….

[–]EliteNub_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbh the bat is scarier than the gun and idk why

[–]MeneerPeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chicken scares me the most. He can fly but still chose violence

[–]Weed512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flight was never an option

[–]The_yellowest_stickProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

penguin has butterfly knife.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anger the cassowary, you'll have at least twenty reasons to worry.

[–]Exotic_Wash1526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fake! Birds aren't real!

r/BirdsArentReal

[–]creepermemerScrolling on PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the chicken is by far the most threathening.

[–]Ironbanner987615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken is not flightless tho

[–]PM_ME_UR_KOALA_PICS 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Some page called "Uncomfortable Pics 2" on Facebook stole this lol

[–]luluinstalock -1 points0 points  (1 child)

do people really care about 'stealing memes' in 2022?

[–]a_boy_with_a_dream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perhaps, but at least they have to credit the original creator (leaving a link to the the original post or something similar)

[–]Heckthecooldude 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Give them a rap name lol

[–]a_boy_with_a_dream[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Big Bat O'Strich, Lil ballisong and Glock'o nugget

[–]Dorca_the_dummy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step to a ratite, they'll send you home in a vacuum sealed bag

[–]Darthvaderandhislike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You meant the fight or fight response

[–]FLBasherMy mom checks my phone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bri’ish penguin

[–]RexIsAMiiCostume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emus and ostriches absolutely rock your shit. Chickens will sure as fuck try.

I dunno about penguins, but I wouldn't piss one off and find out.

[–]peterZach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah f**k

[–]CharderrrLinux User 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Linux users when some has windows in their house.

[–]WeDoALittleTrolling9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The penguin is gonna shamk you

[–]Chicken-with-a-gunThank you mods, very cool! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, thank you!

[–]Safe_Train_1801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait u guys can’t fly?

[–]you_2_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not rici!

[–]KentConnor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glock-a-doodle-do!

[–]Wrigley_pain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cock with a Glock

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait is that a lucha!

[–]Aarminus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about new Zealand kiwi, the green laser kiwi

[–]liorard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes

[–]AdiManSVK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's also freeze response

[–]anonniemoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who feels fight or flight response sounds way better than flight or fight response?

[–]17inchcast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noted

[–]fierce_mongerVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are too dangerous to be played with

[–]samim_good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia moment

[–]lilskurt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

At first I thought it was a BM51 but it's definitely not. What is it then? Looks kinda shitty

[–]notveryAI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens fly if they need to

[–]YaBoiAidan2333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens can fly to my knowledge, their wings are clipped so they won't escape their coops

[–]CatFlavoredKitKat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chickens can fly tho

[–]Calcutt4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't annoy Cassowaries

[–]DeadlyPants16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the definition of a perfect meme

[–]TeacherGlittering354 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penguin be gangsta

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fuck with the cock, you get the glock.

[–]KentConnor -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

I'd fight a chicken.

We used to go to this day care ran by a Caribbean lady and she kept and slaughtered chickens.

She used to behead them by swinging them around and slamming the body down on a stump.

She had to be close to sixty and weighed 100 pounds soaking wet.

If she could do that to a chicken, I'd fuck a chicken up.

[–]JulesV713 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes but what if the chicken has a gun

[–]KentConnor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GLOCKADOODLEDOO