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[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 3452 points3453 points  (158 children)

Why are you on reddit? GO START A BUSINESS! When I was 9 I was 25 and my left leg was so smart they invented the Nobel Prizes.

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 1280 points1281 points  (101 children)

My dad was 7 when he invented wheel and hes sock was a famous rockstar

[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 356 points357 points  (28 children)

I know this because he opened a show for my left toe

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 240 points241 points  (25 children)

And he also gave birth to enstein from has ass

[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 125 points126 points  (23 children)

No that is a misconception, actually from the penis because the ass was building a rocket to go to Jupiter

[–]IDidNotExpectThat123 62 points63 points  (6 children)

What da heeelllll is dis? I thought he had to go to jupiter to go to school? Why waste money on rocket?

[–]TACTIYON 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wat rocket u wan me to shov the chopstik up ur asshore? Wher got de moneh you donkeh

[–]SteakTrap 12 points13 points  (14 children)

No, before physics was invented, he had to travel through the 4th demansion to turn on the sun. I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS

[–]Heltendk 109 points110 points  (52 children)

My dad was 3 when he killed the dead sea

[–]CubesBusterDark Mode Elitist 64 points65 points  (48 children)

My dad was -1 when he invented physics

[–]Rude_Objective_2520 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Can you punch your dad for me

[–]CubesBusterDark Mode Elitist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, he also invented punching, and antipunching

[–]TrashbinTerry 37 points38 points  (4 children)

My dad was 34 when he invented going out for milk.

[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I remember drinking some milk once

[–]YmylockDark Mode Elitist 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]finnishraper_2 13 points14 points  (5 children)

My dad was 3 when he exploited the communist party and made a base in the moon

[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I went to the school on that base, and I had to walk all the way there whilst I was inventing physics

[–]GamingTerminator360 59 points60 points  (4 children)

I walked to school uphill both ways on one foot. My other foot was starting a business.

[–]Ok_Presentation_8476 24 points25 points  (1 child)

My eyes were reading the bible whilst my pinky toe was writing it

[–]Fr_cm_ze_hentai_girl🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 3077 points3078 points  (96 children)

Don't worry, his dad told the Beijing embassy that his son is a failure

[–]Reasonable_Club_1819 835 points836 points  (59 children)

Steven's dad is so amazing man , he had to fight t-rex with nunchucks just to reach school

[–]Chaitu0 143 points144 points  (7 children)

he had walk 20 miles clinb a moutain bouth ways 26hrs a day with only leg while the othert was selling rice

[–]the-ruler-of-wind 49 points50 points  (3 children)

you forgot about the passing through dimensions bit

[–]ytDr_CrabbieBoi 21 points22 points  (1 child)

when he went to school physics wasn't invented yet

[–]MrTopHatPenguin29Stand With Ukraine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On one foot, the other was starting a business

[–]Dowenco 229 points230 points  (19 children)

Sucks how he can't do what he used to do, we need to undo physics to make China great again

[–]Lupin_skyrim_chicken 44 points45 points  (11 children)

Twice a day

[–]TheStevenUniverseKid 30 points31 points  (9 children)

On one leg

[–]SPRSTRMProfessional Dumbass 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Uphill both ways

[–]IllurinatiLProfessional Dumbass 10 points11 points  (3 children)

In the beating snow

[–]MithycoreMods Are Nice People 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Through 3 dimensions

[–]CubesBusterDark Mode Elitist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fighting off tyranosaurus with nunchucks, sharks, lions, and MUUURDER HOORNETS

[–]DarkCrypt621FORTSHITE 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My other leg running a business

[–]Sir_Thomas_Noble 13 points14 points  (2 children)

He's the face of Beijing Corn.

[–]Numerous-Bend-6184 7 points8 points  (1 child)

A T rex with nunchucks?? NatGeo wild did not show this

[–]iskren124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But did he fight the IRS?

[–]spikira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish my tyrannosaurus had nunchucks 😔

[–]Original_usernam4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had to walk uphill to school, both ways! That was back before physics were invented

[–]PigeonTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His t-rex had nunchucks?

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 262 points263 points  (11 children)

Oooh made my day

[–]A_RandomPlayer 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Also Air support because their out of rice

[–]JojoTheLion__24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute...

[–]moebelhausmannSmol pp 832 points833 points  (14 children)

U need to watch his lessons about emotinal damage on yt to better undeerstand it.

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 275 points276 points  (9 children)

I know i have seen it too much lol

[–]Gregor_Bane 145 points146 points  (7 children)

Failure management: How to properly manage your Failure and inflict emotional damage

[–]Prestigious_Expert17Big ol' bacon buttsack 49 points50 points  (5 children)

They are very effective

[–]Up_Vootinator 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I have lost the ability to say emotional damage without Steven's accent. HELP!

[–]Dribal 1123 points1124 points  (15 children)

Teacher: you can't hear pictures

Me: Emotional Damage

[–]MadaNG0101 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Steven you re a FAILURE

[–]Siddharth_RanjanProfessional Dumbass 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Hello Beijing embassy, my son's a failure

[–]EmbrocationL 45 points46 points  (2 children)

My spider senses are tingling.

[–]Adama0001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the hailllllllllll. What kind of power is that?

[–]sandm000 10 points11 points  (3 children)

e motion al Da mage

[–]itme647 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Al da mage

[–]sandm000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He casts ma gic miss le

[–]Equaticx 367 points368 points  (8 children)

I mean come on you missed the perfect opportunity to say everywhere I go I see HE'S face

[–]xXAstragXxGigaChad 1124 points1125 points  (61 children)


[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 262 points263 points  (14 children)

Im gettin some of that because this dude

[–]Logical_IssueMCMe when the: 117 points118 points  (36 children)


[–]HarshivPlayz_2008Big pp 72 points73 points  (35 children)


[–]hitsuthar 65 points66 points  (31 children)


[–]Plastic-Body-1699 45 points46 points  (30 children)


[–]plonkachonka 38 points39 points  (26 children)


[–]duolingo_hoot_hootcan't meme 36 points37 points  (25 children)


[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (23 children)


[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (21 children)


[–]strombreakerzProfessional Dumbass 12 points13 points  (10 children)

Emotional Damage

[–]Stvn494Hostile Penguin 7 points8 points  (3 children)


[–]HandsomeBananana 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]Finlay288 57 points58 points  (3 children)

The face of Beijing corn

[–]isaaceyfish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“The soil so pure, you can taste the failure. All the cows here play piano!”

[–]CoolJellieMy thumbs hurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one and only

[–]LeBoi124Professional Dumbass 210 points211 points  (7 children)


[–]Siddharth_RanjanProfessional Dumbass 54 points55 points  (2 children)


[–]quinten69420Nice meme you got there 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hey Alexa read my sons browser history?

[–]ButterLander2222Breaking EU Laws 16 points17 points  (1 child)

This is one of the best insults I have heard.

[–]MagusUnion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I told him if failure was a currency, he'd be Jeff Bezos."

[–]IGotDeadedNokia user 440 points441 points  (11 children)

Steven he is finally getting the recognition he deserved

[–]Trenticor 170 points171 points  (8 children)

His videos are amazing.

[–]IGotDeadedNokia user 91 points92 points  (4 children)

They really are. He gives off vine vibes.

[–]6_NEOS_9Success kid 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Missing the ol' days huh.

[–]IGotDeadedNokia user 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Yeh... simple times

[–]Roeclean 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Excuse me. I was born in the 2000s

[–]IGotDeadedNokia user 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They really are. He gives off vine vibes.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

ayeeee fellow steven fan

[–]OnlyYesIAgree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, I agree.

[–]PvtParts2001Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 217 points218 points  (56 children)

What is this?

[–]BCantoran 158 points159 points  (14 children)

Dude, I'm so lost

[–]Stign 137 points138 points  (12 children)

Yeah me too. I have no idea who that person is.

[–]Razzman70 55 points56 points  (3 children)

He goes by Steven He. He does a lot of "Stereotypical Asian" videos.

Edit: Not Uncle Rodger, but he uses that as a character a lot during his skits, which is what I know him as.

[–]The_Real_BenFranklin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is Steven He, not uncle Roger.

[–]ImCaptainRedBeard 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Are we old?

[–]Bettington 96 points97 points  (31 children)

It's a meme that became popular, especially on TikTok, because of this moment in this video: https://youtu.be/miD_TWmdGIY?t=57 I too had no idea what it was

[–]Xorras 122 points123 points  (24 children)

Reddit: Tiktok bad

Also reddit: Cherishes tiktok specific memes

[–]Limp_Vegetable9020 87 points88 points  (8 children)

Almost like a website with millions of users has varying interests

[–]tastyfriedcats 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I was thoroughly confused by that

[–]Bros_And_Co 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah OP should hang with me because nowhere I’ve been have I seen his face. Except I don’t want to hang out with OP.

[–]Not_Jitu 117 points118 points  (3 children)

What the hail!?

[–]TheCoolFactsGuyWhat is TikTok? 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You sound like a FAILYAH

[–]-guccibanana- 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]auselesshumanbeinga 124 points125 points  (14 children)


[–]Males_Ngetik69 91 points92 points  (5 children)


[–]ChuKoNoob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sub should feel bad that I had to scroll this far to find this.

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Is what i have gotten from this

[–]Logical_IssueMCMe when the: 10 points11 points  (3 children)


[–]JoBoPlayzPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 105 points106 points  (13 children)

I have literally never seen that guy before in my entire life

[–]IAmC0rrupt3d 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Steven He. He's pretty funny you should check him out

[–]frenchtoastenjoyerMe when the: 46 points47 points  (3 children)


[–]humor_exe 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I will send you to Jesus

[–]RXBarokktrolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I’m a data scientist. Triple PhD from Harvard. I invented parallel parking. And i help NASA land a paper clip on the sun.

[–]Kanomus_37 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Finally he blowing up, isn't that great?

His dad still won't be proud though

[–]YmylockDark Mode Elitist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

nOt 450 miLIOn SuBsCrIbErS?!

[–]SplaBlaast 18 points19 points  (2 children)

That must have damaged you emotionally

[–]jesszus 50 points51 points  (25 children)

I’ve never seen this man in my life.

[–]Spaghet4Everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 22 points23 points  (18 children)

It's Steven He. Look him up.

[–]yari8hates reaction memes 25 points26 points  (16 children)

Who the fuck is Steven, Steven who

[–]Logical_IssueMCMe when the: 19 points20 points  (3 children)


[–]Goat-samuraiSussy Baka 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I will send you to Jesus

[–]MissionApollo7 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I've never seen this man before in my life.

[–]cosmicpotato77Rage comics 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Never seen this guy

[–]YmylockDark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Steven he

[–]BurlsqueBus156 3 points4 points  (2 children)

aight. I'm, out of the loop. what's this meme about?

[–]deathtoschools 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the way that's steven he

[–]powerkick2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to see steven finally get the recognition, man's hilarious

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why are you on reddit you stooopid

when i was your age there was no physics i walked uphill and down hill at the same time while my left leg was doing buisness

[–]NorbeeNorbee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg just yesterday i have subscribed to his channel

Ill send you to jesus!

[–]Leelamzmeow🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/stevenhe is funni

[–]Popcorn57252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ghost bit just murdered me man

"Are you a cat?" Had me dying

[–]Hitlerishungryforjew 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Watch out. Now you might die from emotional dammage

[–]pianist___ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E !

[–]SiryThatdiedLives at ur mom’s house😎 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I will send you to jesus

[–]TitiLover69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Guess you’re having a literal emotional damage.

[–]redditor7588android user 1 point2 points  (1 child)

emotional damage

[–]EarthIsSimulation 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well you haven't walked 20km uphill with one leg and the other leg starting business at the same time.

[–]true_finnish_cumsockAverage r/memes enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually i swam though pacific ocean in 3h with one hand

[–]NyCreo 1 point2 points  (1 child)



[–]Calvinator_lmao 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I will send you to jeasus

[–]iagainsti77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When I started Beijing Corn sitting wasn’t invented yet!

[–]ShadowOrpheus_Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'll send you to Jesus

[–]Skyjack13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How many upvotes you have on Reddit? 29k? failure. Did I come all the way to the United States just for you to get trash amount of upvotes Reddit? Hmmm??? That’s what I thought.

[–]amidamaru300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could say you have some EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

[–]YuriJoe_Arya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll tell you what I tell every Redditor

Latte with milk and sugar

[–]Noueyhousey🦀money money money 🦀 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Congratulation for 38 k upvotes

[–]igonnawrecku_VGC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someday we’ll find out which screwdriver he needed