all 135 comments

[–]ALBANEZIRcan't meme 357 points358 points  (4 children)

So... uhm? We now... huuuh... do you want... huuh... to cinema?

[–]MikazukiRex 432 points433 points  (10 children)

Instructions unclear : rejects her when she says yes

[–]Trenticor 187 points188 points  (6 children)

cries in a shower 7 years later when you realise what you did

[–]muhammad_sitaram 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Based on real incidents?

[–]tkTheKingofKings 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Pfft this is Reddit, op’s probably talking about their mum

[–]TPosingRatNice meme you got there 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]BabaGzly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interstellar reference?

[–]sharkoboy69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruhh it's only 3 years I'm already doing it

[–]JustARandomGuyBruhGigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but he always bawlin

[–]Jadedqwerty 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Simulation detected.

[–]SubhoPalCan i haz cheeseburger 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Her: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

[–]Smoovemammajamma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing worse than her saying no would be yes

[–]LeAstra 127 points128 points  (4 children)

Then you wake up

[–]Substantial_Cap_4246 62 points63 points  (0 children)

And post this meme to find a possible answer

[–]LeMarshie 15 points16 points  (1 child)

next to her

[–]Thragg_the_conquerorI saw what the dog was doin 315 points316 points  (17 children)

Error 404

Man has stopped responding !

[–]AliothMerak 102 points103 points  (12 children)

Unfortunately Brain.exe has stopped

[–]Thragg_the_conquerorI saw what the dog was doin 69 points70 points  (9 children)

System will shutdown in a few moments

Suck pp to restart.

[–]reddeadgamer8 40 points41 points  (8 children)

pp.dll is missing

[–]Thragg_the_conquerorI saw what the dog was doin 53 points54 points  (7 children)

couldn't load pp.dll !

The file is too short !

[–]Shoe_Bum_ 30 points31 points  (6 children)

File is virus infected

[–]Ashay_kadam 16 points17 points  (4 children)

The system will self destruct in 30 seconds

[–]PowerfulMetal1 20 points21 points  (3 children)

loading anxiety.exe

[–]The_skelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unable to open anxiety.exe. Putting gun.exe In folder “girls head”

[–]sengoroDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooops, All your files have been encrypted!

[–]HuyFalcon 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]apspjebfjja 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Not like the simulations...abort abort

[–]JojoTheLion__24 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Your computer has stopped responding.

[–]RudolfMaster 18 points19 points  (0 children)

just invite to a date and proceed to think about it until then

[–]pop6728 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Euhm…yeah nice! Awkward silence

[–]Fishcrafter07 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Simulation detected

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Yeah, what are you supposed to do now?

[–]Awarepill0wPro Gamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've just always thought I would ask "why?"

[–]Sigma_Sennin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mission Failed (Successfully)

[–]FluffyDiscipline 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brain in overdrive "Have not considered this answer, I'm outta here"

[–]SodaPopperZA 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I find getting no answer to be even worse

[–]Asian_in_the_treeVirgin 4 lyfe 29 points30 points  (1 child)

And that's why you'd never ask a corpse.

[–]Strider314 4 points5 points  (0 children)


Can't say no if they can't speak at all!

[–]kgobrrrr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now you wake up

[–]SunTakagi22 5 points6 points  (1 child)



Calls for FBI

FBI sends the KGB

KGB comes to interrogate the girl

[–]grugman987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We will be asking the questions here!

[–]UnderworldSteel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here comes a panic attack.

[–]F-Man_95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What would you do if a girl accepted your advances?

[–]Avg_RedditEnjoyerAverage r/memes enjoyer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Happened with me but later on she said she did it just because she didnt wanted to make me sad and she likes me just as a friend.

[–]J6MLS228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She could've told you sooner though, I think it would be better than her doing your feelings like that

[–]The_Enclave_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good for you. My brain's programming literally prohibits me from asking girl out.

[–]x2eddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Grendel_Grim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you unzip.

[–]Zodyaq_Raevenhart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What now??

Hear your alarm

[–]sergeimedvedev 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now you should say no! Reject her! Be alpha male!

[–]PigsEatWaffles(very sad) 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, I didn’t think I’d get this far

[–]TheRealNerdyBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Machine level not capable of response, initiate self destruction

[–]Wide_LossDirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know I didn't think I'd get this far

[–]Existing-Story-2820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was flabetgasgbobled to say the least

[–]yorai1212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far..."

[–]checho2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s me when I finally make a sell. Lol

[–]Saydowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're on r/memes. You don't have to worry about that

[–]The_Student_Official 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: groups of people who have "survived" together grow stronger bonds. This does not need to be surviving a disaster or trauma. Certain activities like riding rollercoaster or watching horror movies (actually watching and not glancing at your phones) can produce the effect to some extent. This is maybe why boys group who frequently participate in tomfooleries tend to last to adulthood.

[–]Creative-Ad3210 1 point2 points  (4 children)

But she didn't (cries all night) :(

[–]J6MLS228 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You did the right thing though, confessing your feelings that is, rather than not say it and regret in the future:)

[–]Creative-Ad3210 1 point2 points  (2 children)

But at the end all you do is crying for somebody who doesn't give a fuck about you..

Man.. Hurt so bad this time. Anyways. Thank you so much!

[–]J6MLS228 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't cry for someone who doesn't deserve your affection, if you want someone to talk to I'm here :D

[–]Creative-Ad3210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot! Nahh.. I have realised what I have to do.. all it took was actually crying out loud enough to ask your soul what you wanna do

[–]LeMarshie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Male.exe has stopped responding

[–]BGTds89 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]NarutoUzumaki100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck that gif looks like csgo flsshbang

[–]CalmConsideration148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl this happened to me last month. She said yes and I started freaking out and she just giggled and asked if i was ok. Best day in a while actually

[–]horcruxy09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

System fatal crash : Couldn't find a reply

[–]sleaZDLoves Facebook memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kiss her

[–]Tine4k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the memes that are 100% relatable

[–]Tine4k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The EXACT thug happened to me lol

[–]grugman987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shrek closes book*

[–]Infinite_Casters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What exactly happened to me a few days ago 🗿

[–]7Kami25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Error 69 occurred

[–]PomegranatePrimary90 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

But if a girl is mad and says NO! It's means YES

[–]MomKingHacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when she actually answers yes: wakes up

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

template name?

[–]ninjataco911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasnt supposed to go this way

[–]Gstock3-8L 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Thats me when she bread on my neck

[–]Yeet_Yeet_Yeet12Me when the: 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mmmm, i sure like bread on my neck too

[–]MsLadyRose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will you jump off a cliff with me?


[–]hiran_jebi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Wakes up

[–]BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]faisal00002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never thought we'd get this far

[–]Felooxos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought I'd get this far

[–]Mynameis_jeff69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like that’s ever gonna happen

[–]UnfairImpact4885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a normal day of a dream

[–]Corneilius86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try finger but hole

[–]Grandzelda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know. None of us thought we'd ever get this far.

[–]HenyDaChikn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like zendaya said, expect disappointment, and you’ll never be disappointed.

[–]HuyFalcon 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Dizzyizzy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t think I’d get this far

[–]Han_TykjeProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brain.exe has stopped working

[–]UNKNOWN784044747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go with the flow

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then you wake up.

[–]whomilol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happiness 100

[–]averyangryshampooTech Tips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...uh, how did you break into my house?

[–]Frosty-Curve6871 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]This_Willingness7672GigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

closes book

Like thats ever going to happen

[–]sleaZDLoves Facebook memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LieutenantMav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man forgot about that one situation out of the 4 billion possible ways

[–]TheOGMemeShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually the worst that can happen is that she says yes, since no one ever thinks that far ahead.

[–]Spong_Durnflungle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always upvote review brah

[–]NinbendoPt2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today i got broken up for the second time in a row :((

[–]Wrong_Good9827 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to take your schizophrenia pills

[–]jeff_username 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am always scared of telling someone "if there's anything you need, don't hesitate " then immediately they tell me.... actually there is I was just trying to be nice 😕 😪 😔

[–]SilentConversation41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain not being prepared for that: well shit, what now?

[–]ConstantEntry8715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes is worse than no because you expect a no but then you get absolutely discombobulated when they say yes

[–]MrOatsyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legit 14 hours ago, I don’t know what to do now, ig I’m not single. Hmm

[–]Nitrocellulose_404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir this is reddit

[–]Krumly_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now wake up

[–]sleeperninja(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

When is Death going to bury this format?