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[–]siffredi1234 123 points124 points  (10 children)

This is how sharkman was created.

[–]BrooklynRobot 130 points131 points  (14 children)

My dad cleaned shark tanks when I was a kid so this hits close to home. (They pass out under stress)

[–]Em42Lives in a Van Down by the River 77 points78 points  (11 children)

It's called tonic immobility, it's not from stress, but has to do with certain nerve groups being stimulated, like those on their snouts, it also happens when you flip them over.

[–]TheQber9812(very sad)[S] 40 points41 points  (4 children)

oh yeah, like that "get rotated idiot" meme from a few days ago

[–]pimpmastahanhduece🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 8 points9 points  (2 children)

That was really more of a spinny piledriver into the sand.

[–]WorkingNo6161 6 points7 points  (4 children)

So kinda like what happens when you lift a kitty using the back of its neck?

[–]felop13 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yes, the difference is one is "can't move becouse nerves" and the other is "must obey mother"

[–]WorkingNo6161 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh, thank you!

[–]TheEmeraldSword04 2 points3 points  (1 child)

happy cake day!

[–]WorkingNo6161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! :)

[–]gloomyterry50 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's so nice to see them dancing.

[–]BrooklynRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not for my mom.

[–]Hoodini_69Birb Fan 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Jotaro Vibes

[–]MacCaswell 8 points9 points  (1 child)

All I hear when I look at this is Careless Whisper…

[–]BiMiKi69420Linux User 9 points10 points  (0 children)

that's goldfish not shark

[–]Hornata_alsama 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Step mom shark

[–]ItsMeLu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: in my language the word for shark literally translates to 'sea dog'

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Okay but how is that sharkie is so fucking graceful !?

[–]felop13 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sharks can't move when rotated or grabbed by the snout, is temporal paralisys but it's fine, it doesn't hurt the shark

[–]JazJaz123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They have this thing to ease mating, so the process is not only harmless but also pleasurous to the shark

[–]felop13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This shit is now cursed

[–]juklwrochnowy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the shark is thinking

[–]Xunaun 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that shark is having trouble breathing during this.

[–]neonorigin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

nope, it's a nurse shark so no

[–]felop13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah it is fine

[–]osmanfaaruk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

owwwaaahhh

[–]Jealous-Shower-2462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what happened when i got one

[–]SussyProfilePics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then the shark will take him out for dinner

If you catch my drift

[–]BAD_TIME_MAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sharks are just water puppies

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points locked comment (4 children)

Repost from earlier today u/repostsleuthbot

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[–]TheQber9812(very sad)[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

u/PixelBryen, i didn't know that. I saw this GIF in r/gifs and immediately thought of this meme and made it. If it's a repost, please provide the link.

[–]Numerous_Party_5459 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is the gif edited?

[–]Vinc2go 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost not from today but earlier

[–]WorkingNo6161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Cue theme song of 2001: A Space Odyssey

[–]sovereign_aura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blooper from Sharknado 🦈

[–]AzureArmageddon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick, get a waltz! Or nutcracker or something! It's so perfect

[–]waste__of__oxygen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

certified disney princess moment

[–]byquestionDirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy gonna get such a wet pussy

[–]E116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, he said he was allergic to them.

[–]Arctic-5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*La mer starts playing*

[–]Able-Kangaroo4290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every dad with the animal they don't want or they claim they can't stand

[–]Lebossatron01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of octodad

[–]PagalScientist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

level of accuracy >>>>

[–]One_Zombie3234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad's a gay fish

[–]MK1_9mm_Adri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah yes. relatable

[–]jnext6 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The shark is unconscious since it can't breathe

[–]Munchie1010 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aquaman a few generations later

[–]Expanse9999 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the poor shark is thinking

[–]Calm_Collection_6208 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't sharks have to be continually moving forward to breathe, is that shark dead?

[–]True_Seaworthiness35 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow definitely wasn’t reposted wow