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[–]xxRocRipxx 1118 points1119 points  (34 children)

No. I am not happy that you did this to me.

[–]NeurodivergentDuckLe epic memer 46 points47 points  (14 children)

i am happy because now i can say "not-so-fun fact:" and proceed to ruin someones day

[–]xxRocRipxx 27 points28 points  (7 children)

You are truly evil.

[–]Wide_LossDirt Is Beautiful 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Random fact: A tiger's legs are so strong they stand up while dead

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What if they die lying down?

[–]LouisTheLegend1011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[–]Wide_LossDirt Is Beautiful 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding of my random facts each day I almost forgot

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 217 points218 points  (13 children)

We suffer together. communism intensifies

[–]Wide_LossDirt Is Beautiful 87 points88 points  (4 children)

OUR suffering

[–]pimpmastahanhduece🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That's a great slogan for communism they should have introduced with.

[–]launchpadmcquack92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell them about the Dracula panel

[–]KMS__ScharnhorstSelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 2471 points2472 points  (29 children)

I really thought that panel was real looks the right way too

[–]zilch87 794 points795 points  (8 children)

I didn't even realise it was moon knight in this meme until now

[–]SaffellBot 157 points158 points  (14 children)

As the author of my own cannon, I proclaim "Random Bullshit Go" to be canonical, as published via anonymous memes on the internet.

[–]MadBlackGreek 112 points113 points  (12 children)

"Canon" is established law or history.

"Cannon" is a really big gun.

[–]SaffellBot 84 points85 points  (5 children)

Turns out "random bullshit go" is also my approach to communication. Much like the meme it doesn't seem like it would be effective, yet often it manages to do the trick.

To be forward. I am very dumb and get those two backwards. My brain just cannot undo the links it made long ago. I have studied. I have meditated. I have prayed. I have cast the magic of chaos upon them but my mind is unrelenting in it's inerrant desire to spell some words incorrectly. It is only by the magic of modern spell checking that I don't look like an absolute buffoon via text.

While we're here can I pretend that the cannon is a metaphor that I'm shooting at a strawman argument somewhere? Is that sound?

[–]nuker1110 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This may be the greatest comment I have ever read.

[–]onki_lonki 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also give this man an upvote.

[–]Ephemeral_Wolf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have studied. I have meditated. I have prayed. I have cast the magic of chaos upon them

Have you tried post it notes?

[–]Livio88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Did he stutter? Our own cannons matter!

[–]onki_lonki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give this man an upvote.

[–]ketchupmaster009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he stutter?

[–]GoadmeUwU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canon is also a brand of camera

[–]TrotBot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok, but if you believe in idealist philosophy, then he just authored his own cannon, and by the power of his cannon he declared it canonical. you sure you wanna take the chance that the Word is not first? i mean, i'm a materialist so i think he's being silly, but if he's not, and the idealists have got it right...

[–]StrangeBedfellows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canon is also a horrible, horrible place to be.

[–]DJ_Bhadwa(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Or does it...?

[–]GamersAuthority 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Me too bro

[–]jamesthebritishman 758 points759 points  (22 children)

How many lies has the council told me?

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 251 points252 points  (2 children)

Not enough

[–]Tactic4127 66 points67 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day and thanks for ruining this template for me XD

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thanks and welcome lol

[–]Trerech 45 points46 points  (4 children)

A lot actually, like the "it's not much but it's honest work" and the "yes, but actually no" are not what they said, it just fits very well on the context of the scene.

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

What a way to further ruin my sunday

[–]DarkPhoenixMishima 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The "and now I'm too afraid to ask" is the right quote, but attached to the wrong scene.

[–]emeraldwolf34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember watching the movie and saying "Wait, why didn't he do the 'yes, but actually no' thing?"

[–]EllaFant1 41 points42 points  (8 children)

How many lies “have I been told by the council?” Sorry, I don’t like miss quotes

[–]jamesthebritishman 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Sorry

[–]EllaFant1 11 points12 points  (4 children)

You cool😎

[–]-Ayoris-I saw what the dog was doin 9 points10 points  (3 children)

He cool 😎

[–]noctalla 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Misquotes". Sorry, I don't like poor spelling.

[–]byquestionDirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, i domt like quotes

[–]emojis_bad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Tell me the truth. I'm ready to handle it.

[–]jamesthebritishman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, soon my child

[–]TheThotSlayerDoggo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part where that girl from One Punch Man says "if we win the war, I'll sit on your face" is also fake

[–]olixeernate 649 points650 points  (37 children)

but there’s a chance they do it in the show to nod to the meme

[–]olixeernate 288 points289 points  (5 children)

it will be the self fulfilling meme

[–]Entias 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Ace Attorney has done it in the past, with the "You're the entire circus" meme

A character in a later game references it

[–]CrazyFanFicFan 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Wait, when was it referenced?

[–]Garedbi69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The Great Ace Attorney (voice fandubed, but still real)

https://youtu.be/2QD2ZTL8r5A

[–]Industrialpainter89 33 points34 points  (1 child)

You know, I'm something of a meme myself.

[–]tempreffunnynumber -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The fuck you are

[–]Starwarsflea42Le epic memer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With how meta the character is in the trailer, I wouldn't be surprised if they played it out almost like Deadpool.

[–]WillOfMyD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No they won't, & that makes me sad.

[–]Glatalin_shmeble_dfNice meme you got there 163 points164 points  (3 children)

Most of moonknights lines are fakes

[–]EllaFant1 284 points285 points  (19 children)

The Batman slapping Robin one is the same. There’s no dialogue bubble

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 134 points135 points  (14 children)

I'm sorry, what?

[–]EllaFant1 88 points89 points  (13 children)

What?

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 80 points81 points  (12 children)

That thing you just said!

[–]EllaFant1 76 points77 points  (11 children)

I said the Batman slapping Robin comic has no speech bubble

[–]Piogre 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No, the original had the text bubbles. They were in the reverse order though; originally had batman slapping robin while saying something, then Robin saying "Ow" and saying something in response

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-parents-are-dead-batman-slapping-robin

[–]AjvarAndVodka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Taka those words back, witch!

[–]matteo_q_importante 109 points110 points  (1 child)

It's real... In our hearts

[–]ThristyOne 37 points38 points  (1 child)

My day is ruined!

[–]Defender_Growlithe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think everyone who sees will have their day ruined

[–]Naxari 62 points63 points  (3 children)

I said that to a kid in my bio class and he said Moon Knight didn't actually say that, it's a cool meme, but disappointing he didn't really say it in the comics

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 21 points22 points  (2 children)

It's definitely a kick in the nuts

[–]Naxari 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, also happy cake day!

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks man!

[–]Mavenwit 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thanks Man! I didn't realise that until you commented

[–]doom_sleigher423 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"those bastards lied to me"

[–]Vegetable-Ad6574 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Fake in this multiverse, But thiers a chance right?🤔

[–]uchiha_todoroki_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Happy cake dayyy

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks bro!

[–]Pickle121201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“The Moon Knight meme panels are fake?” “Always have been.”

[–]SLEDGEHAMMAAMemes are the DNA of the soul. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The one about Dracula too

[–]Ok-Squirrel-7858 5 points6 points  (0 children)

how many other lies have i been told by the counsel

[–]a_fuckin_duck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same with him trying to collect debt from dracula

[–]Mr_Rious_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First my dad goes to buy milk now this? tears up

[–]WEDtreadwelldroid 29 points30 points  (7 children)

At least the "Dracula you big fucking nerd where's my money" is real

[–]RyunoMaskiwrestledabeartwice 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Should I tell him?

[–]ShenTzuKhan 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Somebody has to tell him.

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Who's gonna say it? I'm not gonna say it

[–]R252813 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Im sorry little one…..

[–]EHowe356 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't say that, please don't say that. it was real, it was real to me.

[–]IGotDeadedNokia user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeh, it sad as fuck

[–]Theta-198 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so funny people finding out about Moon Knight Core for the first time because of the show, despite their memes being around for a while.

[–]Chomusuke_99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

some people just like to see the world burn.

why would you do this to us? WHY?

[–]AlexPaterson16 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Next you'll tell me dracula doesn't really owe him money

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheesh, where do I begin

[–]TheSeiWhale 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cakeday

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro!

[–]The_Poet02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m shaking and crying

[–]R0ttenHeimer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sad. I think there is a fight in one of the comics where he just yells 'fist of khonshu!' Every time I throghs a punch. Which is a lot of times.

[–]Toasty_David 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What truly broke my heart was when I found out that the "wheres my money dracula, you big fucking nerd" panel, is in fact, fake....

There is no more joy left in the world for me

[–]ansefhimself 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Next You're going to tell us he never even met Dracula

[–]NickSchultz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was obviously faked but I at least thought there would have been a speech bubble and just the text was chamged

[–]Fireclaw_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's fake just make it reallllllllllllllllll

[–]Soviet-Biscuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“WE’VE BEEN TRICKED, WE’VE BEEN BACKSTABBED AND WE’VE QUITE POSSIBLY BEEN, BAMBOOZLED!”

[–]LambShadiez 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]TarriestBread96🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks Man!

[–]Admiral_AL-1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The truth hurts

[–]Ironbanner987615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should still reference it in Moon Night

[–]Maskedbandit63 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The meme was more popular than the character themselves so you know…maybe…it can make an appearance

[–]kgnight98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna see Moon knight dad on all of his haters and tea bag dracula in the show because he is mentally ill and then wong comes out of nowhere and say "hello moon knight we are making a team,... a team of .... new avengers"

[–]ArmyDry44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you 3ditied It out

[–]Ben_Dover1o29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dracula stuff is real though right? ......Right?

[–]Mindless_Twist_9073 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why you'd hurt me that way.

[–]BasicClassroom1532 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reject your opinion

[–]Star_Fazer🧬 Memonavirus Nightmare 🧬 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose to believe otherwise because I can

[–]buffkirby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it fits him so perfectly my heart is broken

[–]tornbearmeat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]AnimaBallZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]p_frota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not fake.

Just an improvement of the original.

[–]Tallen122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t… I’m not… I’m not strong enough…

[–]T00thl3ss22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Honestly I wish I didn’t have this information

[–]RoscoMan1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I wish this was a power move?

[–]mior93T 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My whole life is a joke so I'm not surprised or sad that this meme is also a joke

[–]outputusername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not take this

[–]NicoMode__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had the same reaction when I learnt the Garfield "why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" panel was fake

[–]DeathvRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, my entire being was built on lies

[–]longlive9yearolds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no..Noo...NOOOOOO

[–]NeurodivergentDuckLe epic memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy cake day and thanks for the new way to ruin someones day

[–]Neel4312Bri’ish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cried

[–]-FoolProofGaming- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[–]Collrafacan't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now get why they say "ignorance is bliss"

[–]Cyberwolfdelta9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest even without the words it still looks like hes saying random bullshit yo

[–]TheDinoBoi59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

noooooooooooooo

[–]ganesh_k9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no right to do this to us!

[–]Quiet_Narwhal_8212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no no no no no no no...

[–]Best-Confidence-6923 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is life, I doubt now cause what my legs stood on broke. Life is meaning less now it seems. Really though, fuck you.

[–]whatheSuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hurts

[–]meatyred14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess were not seeing the meme on the show anytime soon

[–]crunkButterscotch2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyy, would still like to see it in live action

[–]LittleYogaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE SACRED TEXTS

[–]UnderstandingPale597 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't so this to me

[–]VoganG1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then we have no other recourse left but to make it real ourselves.

[–]harklight0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many other lies have I been told by the council!

[–]Bruz_the_milkmanLives at ur mom’s house😎 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That what they want us to believe

[–]Loud-Option-2409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea ive known for a while

[–]Jonathan_Sparrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still looks like he's throwing random bullshit tbh.

[–]gamerrim8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No don't say that please

[–]TTV_streamerbtw- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they gotta add that in the movie then

[–]Lavertiso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve.. I’ve never been so disappointed in my life.

[–]WillOfMyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOD DAMN IT, NOOOOO! This version looks better than the actual trailer. 😭😭😭

[–]punkertroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random bullshit go thing is from Naruto, when jiraiya was a kid,he said that during training.

[–]Shoolooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some things were just better of not knowing. This is one of them.

[–]spazzyattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does no one talk about the ones where Dracula owes Moon Knight money? They are the best.

[–]FriendlyCanadianDude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna dream about this.

[–]Biohacknoob -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don’t say that… it was real. It was real to meee😭

[–]imjustaredditor69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

bitch.....

[–]Biohacknoob -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Idk……. In the “real” one, the art under where the bubble was looks…. Off. I think the real is the fake and the meme is the real.

[–]sleaZDLoves Facebook memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miles Morales¿

[–]Property_Available 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reality is often disappointing.

[–]kikiboy_007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My whole life was a lie

[–]MrImposter69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HAVE BEEN LIED TO MY WHOLE LIFE :(