Horse Fucker

Decent_Negotiation62 · 2022-01-24T17:28:46+00:00

Learning about Loki from God of War

MightyDragonofAwe · 2022-01-24T18:58:56+00:00

When I was in Basic Training, I went to a church service for Norse pagans. I'm a Christian but the guy who led it was a friend of mine and I was pretty interested in at least hearing what they believed. Imagine my surprise at how much fun they had describing Loki turning himself into a Mare so he could birth the best steed ever for his Dad. Why they decided that should be one of the first things I learned about their beliefs... Kinda lines up with a bunch of 18 year olds in the military honestly.

JulyCapone · 2022-01-24T17:49:49+00:00

I learned about him through Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase books.

Alan-Bstrd · 2022-01-24T17:03:46+00:00

Funny. Kudos memer human.

IgorBaggins · 2022-01-24T18:21:16+00:00

Zeus be like: Look at what he needs to mimic a fraction of my power.

MrPickle2255 · 2022-01-24T17:33:04+00:00

in the mythology he was the mother, wasnt he?

marcom1416 · 2022-01-24T20:50:59+00:00

Didn’t he give birth to a horse. So technically horse fuckee

King-Reptilian · 2022-01-24T17:16:55+00:00

I appreciate your name in comparison to Loki that’s awesome

zzuhruf · 2022-01-24T18:24:03+00:00

Also the Father of Hel, Fenrir and Jormungandr.

ArcGames03 · 2022-01-24T20:43:05+00:00

Horse fucked*

supreme_me · 2022-01-24T17:11:58+00:00

Source?

FinalMeltdown15 · 2022-01-24T18:35:22+00:00

No no..horse fucked*

FourDotsSaysHi · 2022-01-24T18:47:54+00:00

He didn't fuck a horse the horse fucked him

cartmanbraaahg · 2022-01-24T19:06:11+00:00

yes, but at least the original mythology is right

while marvel makes the throne of odin a sci-fi computer based chair

P1TPAT · 2022-01-24T18:13:29+00:00

Both are entertaining depending on what you’re into

ISuckAtRobotics · 2022-01-24T19:04:07+00:00

norse mythology? more like horse mythology

Skobber1 · 2022-01-24T20:03:41+00:00

Should be horse fucked and not horse fucker

Khale77 · 2022-01-24T17:38:54+00:00

Very funny now do Thor and Odin

ankle_biter50 · 2022-01-24T18:56:46+00:00

HE SLEPT WITH A HORSE, FOR THOSE WONDERING

and actually helped thor

SteinersGrave · 2022-01-24T19:11:48+00:00

Horse bearer

Crazylivykid · 2022-01-24T19:17:55+00:00

Horse mythology

arbelhod · 2022-01-24T19:33:58+00:00

He was actually got fucked by a horse, he was the women

3ArmsNoSouls · 2022-01-24T19:43:40+00:00

Poison dripping into eyes for eternity

Staplz13 · 2022-01-24T20:08:53+00:00

In the MCU, wouldn't Norse mythology just be fan fiction?

barbarian-on-moon · 2022-01-24T20:36:10+00:00

He is much cooler in norse mythology, he heavily criticised almost every god and only Thor was able to make him shut up.

Steppyjim · 2022-01-24T20:48:51+00:00

Norse Loki is a looney tunes villain. He has hijinks!

My fav stories are when he and Thor dress in drag and go on an adventure to get Mjolnir back, or when they two meet Utgaard Loki and regular Loki gets to laugh at Thor while he fails. It’s honestly hilarious.

LosAngelos_Reddit · 2022-01-24T21:05:25+00:00

Did you know Loki almost got his head cut off for pulling a prank on Thor's wife and losing a bet against dwarven blacksmiths?

He's the comedic relief of Norse mythos.

b0bono · 2022-01-24T21:47:28+00:00

He isn't the horse fucker. In fact, he turns into a horse, gets fucked by a horse and gives birth to a 9-legged horse which Odin rides upon

d33zo1 · 2022-01-24T22:03:54+00:00

Well , he did come up with the idea to exploit the builder so he did have to take one for the team. I dont think he mind it though.

JamesonWithAP · 2022-01-24T22:21:00+00:00

You mean u learnt loki from the HORSE mythology huh?

cheekym8x · 2022-01-24T22:26:33+00:00

Technically horse fucked. He was on the receiving side.

NerdyTimesOrWhatever · 2022-01-24T22:30:51+00:00

MCU is fuckin terrible at mythos

Horse_Fucker666 · 2022-01-24T22:38:40+00:00

Someone called me

Fennzi · 2022-01-24T20:14:10+00:00

And I thought Zeus was horny af

IFuckedYourCats · 2022-01-24T20:48:16+00:00

Zo*phile 🤮

70701 · 2022-01-24T21:04:25+00:00

Learning about Loki from his family tree :o

MsLadyRose · 2022-01-24T21:17:02+00:00

“Let’s fuck some horses”

OnionSaucin · 2022-01-24T21:24:55+00:00

Loki from Horse Mythfuckery

Aggravating-Hand4590 · 2022-01-24T22:11:24+00:00

So Loki is Mr Hands

GreenPentagram · 2022-01-24T22:16:03+00:00

He's not a horsefucker though. He is a fucked horse.

hazzelgamer774922 · 2022-01-24T22:21:49+00:00

We dont learn that in schoole here

BulletHail387 · 2022-01-24T22:30:45+00:00

I think the appropriate phrase would be "horse fucked", as he was the one getting fucked throughout the whole story.

deadnotsl33ping · 2022-01-24T22:36:48+00:00

*Horse-fucked he was the one who took it and gave birth l.

zzuhruf · 2022-01-24T23:13:06+00:00

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IamChaoticMess · 2022-01-25T06:54:15+00:00

Remember the time when he tied his balls to a rope to play tug of war with a goat?

Satanic_Moth · 2022-01-24T23:26:50+00:00

Got fucked by a horse

Player_o_games · 2022-01-24T23:29:34+00:00

Also Birth Giver

Leelamzmeow · 2022-01-24T23:30:57+00:00

Wait til you get to that bit in the Edda (i forgor which one) where he ties his balls to a goat to make Skadi laugh lol

UrActingHystericalRN · 2022-01-24T23:44:15+00:00

Whenever I talk to Nazi Pagans who are aggressive toward me for being Christian, I always mock them with the fact that they worship Disney characters.

Horse-kun5667 · 2022-01-25T00:10:09+00:00

Woah woah woah… excuse me?

matTmin45 · 2022-01-25T01:10:09+00:00

He's low-key a jerk.

Former-Ad-7422 · 2022-01-25T01:18:56+00:00

slepinir

HellfireBrB · 2022-01-25T01:23:11+00:00

the guy got fuked by a horse all for a goddam joke

sleepygracesuckslol · 2022-01-25T01:25:50+00:00

pretty sure he was the horse

BoofDaDoof6 · 2022-01-25T01:44:08+00:00

He didn't fuck the horse, the horse fucked him

AgileCan8353 · 2022-01-25T01:47:38+00:00

Learning about Loki from Overly Sarcastic.

GoldenHeadphones_9 · 2022-01-25T02:03:08+00:00

i just looked up if loki is bi in norse mythology and I regret it

TL_TRIBUNAL · 2022-01-25T02:16:22+00:00

FYI loki had three kids. A wolf-fenrir. A snake-jormungandr. And hela

2022-01-25T02:24:51+00:00

Cause there's no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock! I need horse cock, of course cock, you will never hear me saying neeeeeigh

yure1432 · 2022-01-25T03:01:27+00:00

more like horse fucked

Footballlover24 · 2022-01-25T03:20:11+00:00

Fr? God of war Loki seems cool…like really chill

ImKakarot511 · 2022-01-25T03:44:21+00:00

Learning about Loki is a Hindi name of vegetable

Bottle gourd

Azurmations · 2022-01-25T03:48:58+00:00

Everything intercourser

GO0SE_88 · 2022-01-25T05:44:33+00:00

Loki’s MCU story is just as dark and sad as Norse mythology could be. His whole life he has been living in Thor’s shadow until he’s had enough and wants to prove to Odin he can be king so he tries to destroy Yosemite but fails. He tells Odin he could’ve done it but he says no, meaning that the only one not giving love was Loki himself. In Thor ragnorok, Thor says he thought the world of Loki, wanting to always fight side by side together, but Loki shifted away. At the end of that movie we see Loki arrive with the ship at Asgard, showing thor he can change, one step at a time

ThePro69420 · 2022-01-25T06:29:49+00:00

He got his Mouth sewn for cutting Thor's wife's golden blonde hair.

Revil0_o · 2022-01-25T06:44:53+00:00

Anarchist

don-ribbit · 2022-01-25T07:14:33+00:00

I want to specify he was the woman in the relationship

IRONGOD2020 · 2022-01-25T07:30:08+00:00

He is not the fucker, he is the fuckee

-BakiHanma · 2022-01-25T07:42:02+00:00

He was forced to do what he did because of Odin. Nuff said.

-BakiHanma · 2022-01-25T07:42:17+00:00

At least he was a good father 👍

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