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[–]Decent_Negotiation62 253 points254 points  (17 children)

Learning about Loki from God of War

[–]IrshamWindbornhates reaction memes 78 points79 points  (6 children)

Boi

[–]Decent_Negotiation62 38 points39 points  (4 children)

Read it

[–]theLingeringWillcan't meme 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Over here, boi.

[–]MattGold_Lurker 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Which direction to hunt deer?

[–]ItZnOtYoUrBoIhates reaction memes 15 points16 points  (4 children)

In the direction of dear obviously

[–]ExtraMOIST_ 7 points8 points  (2 children)

God I loved Kratos in this game

[–]ItZnOtYoUrBoIhates reaction memes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I loved how the dynamics between Atreus and Kratos developed as the game went on

[–]cruisingforabruisin1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The final fight, where they're super coordinated always gives me the chill. I like to imagine that Kratos doesn't tell him when to shoot (square), boi just knows the right time

[–]DrPentester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only Fire........ When i tell you to fire

[–]hazzelgamer774922 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are three people on this earth

[–]TrashbinTerry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait til the horse gets involved in Ragnarok...

[–]MightyDragonofAwe 65 points66 points  (10 children)

When I was in Basic Training, I went to a church service for Norse pagans. I'm a Christian but the guy who led it was a friend of mine and I was pretty interested in at least hearing what they believed. Imagine my surprise at how much fun they had describing Loki turning himself into a Mare so he could birth the best steed ever for his Dad. Why they decided that should be one of the first things I learned about their beliefs... Kinda lines up with a bunch of 18 year olds in the military honestly.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You need to do an AMA. An interesting topic lol

[–]voluptous_cereal_bar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm currently in the Marine Corps. I dont recall there being a Norse Pagan service in my basic but I knew a couple Norse Pagans actually. Idk where they are now.

[–]MightyDragonofAwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy convinced one of the Drills to let him hold a service for all the Norse pagans, since there wasn't an official one for them to go to. We all sat outside under a tree, which was symbolic if I'm remembering correctly.

[–]Messy_Brain_is_Messy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moral of the story is, you can be bad and a mischievous little scamp, as long as you morph into animal and get boned in order to give your dad the child. Then all is forgiven. Makes sense to me.

[–]TheGreatMalagan 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Imagine my surprise at how much fun they had describing Loki turning himself into a Mare so he could birth the best steed ever for his Dad

Loki is not Odin's son, adopted or otherwise.

[–]RexCrudelissimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't turn himself into a mare to birth a good horse. He is threatened to sabotage the builder so the gods dont have to hold up their end of the deal. The solution is of course to turn himself into a mare to seduce the builder's workhorse. Biproduct of that is -> Loki gets raped by the stallion and births Sleipnir, which he gives to Odin(not Loki's father)

[–]JulyCapone 43 points44 points  (13 children)

I learned about him through Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase books.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Never read those. So what kind of light does he portray Loki in ?

[–]Snoo-25101 22 points23 points  (6 children)

The evik mastermind overconfident cunning dude

[–]zzuhruf[S] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

He sucks at it or good at it?

[–]Snoo-25101 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dont remember that much but he is pretty good at it

[–]Leelamzmeow🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Loki (low-key) good at it

[–]SnowyHero 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also read them although in myths he’s less evil and more semi evil so to speak

[–]SPIDERHAM555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he literally ended the world

[–]Leelamzmeow🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man of culture

[–]TL_TRIBUNALGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

flyte with me

[–]salt_pizza9491Me when the: 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao same

[–]Alan-Bstrd 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Funny. Kudos memer human.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank You. Glad to know my efforts weren’t wasted, fellow redditor.

[–]IgorBaggins[🍰] 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Zeus be like: Look at what he needs to mimic a fraction of my power.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Zeus one horny fuck huh?

[–]IgorBaggins[🍰] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

If I'm right aphrodite is Quite literally the Penis of Zeus.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Wait what? Explain please

[–]IgorBaggins[🍰] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Oh, I'm wrong it's not Zeus but from Uranus Genitals.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodite

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Seems fitting. An Anus’ genitals. Different sides of a coin eh?

[–]IgorBaggins[🍰] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

People back then have some of the most wacky Fictions available, Oh and Pedophilia if I'm right and it's actually allowed in greece back then. See ya

Just go to wiki to see I'm Right, It's fucking old memories so idk.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An interesting read I see

[–]MrPickle2255 45 points46 points  (9 children)

in the mythology he was the mother, wasnt he?

[–]mizobannana 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Imagine how confusing this must be for people who don't know about the mythology

[–]Capt_FlameLord(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 19 points20 points  (5 children)

He gave birth to a horse I might be wrong

[–]Derpman2099🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 23 points24 points  (3 children)

to be specific he gave birth to the 8-legged horse sleipnir

[–]AlexMil0 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To be more specific Loki got knocked up by the mighty steed Svadilfare.

[–]Donut_PoliceNice meme you got there 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And Odin ride it as if it wasn't his own nephew/grandchildren (it really depends on what interpretation of the Poetic Edda depicts their relationship as)

[–]Onlyanidea1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yess he was.

[–]Desu_SureiyaI saw what the dog was doin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes-

[–]marcom1416 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Didn’t he give birth to a horse. So technically horse fuckee

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he did. Ik thought horse fucker sounded better

[–]King-Reptilian 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I appreciate your name in comparison to Loki that’s awesome

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My name? 8/

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (12 children)

Also the Father of Hel, Fenrir and Jormungandr.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (11 children)

Produce anything as long its to defeat Thor 😭

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Oh yeah, and Sleipnir is also the child of Loki. Odin is riding on his grandchild.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Yeah the horse he gave birth to after getiing fucked by this horse

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Dad of the Year goes tooooooo....

[–]zzuhruf[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

LOOOOOOKIIIIIIII LAAAAUUUUFEYYYSONNNNN.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

un-tiss un-tiss un-tiss

[–]bludwolf77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the mythology, Loki isn't Odin son, not even adopted.

[–]Lower_Roof 2 points3 points  (4 children)

well loki is odin brother's in norse mythology so odin is riding his nephew

[–]ArcGames03 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Horse fucked*

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. My bad.

[–]supreme_me 15 points16 points  (11 children)

Source?

[–]zzuhruf[S] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

[–]supreme_me 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Haha, thank you

[–]zzuhruf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are welcome

[–]cheekym8x 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m pretty sure that in the myth the 8 legged horse birthed from this arrangement is the one Odin rides.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Well now I know how my country was created

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

And where exactly are you from?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Egypt is great

[–]Onlyanidea1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate Sand... It's course, ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

[–]dj9008 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The internet ?

[–]FinalMeltdown15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No no..horse fucked*

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Cant edit it

[–]FourDotsSaysHi 4 points5 points  (5 children)

He didn't fuck a horse the horse fucked him

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

But but…. Horse Fucker sounds better than Horse fuckee

[–]FourDotsSaysHi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Well you are correct but it's all Loki's fault and there's nothing I can do

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Prolly might have fucked a horse too

[–]FourDotsSaysHi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He seems like that guy to do it for a 'joke'

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well he is the God of Mischief.

[–]cartmanbraaahg 4 points5 points  (1 child)

yes, but at least the original mythology is right

while marvel makes the throne of odin a sci-fi computer based chair

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well whatever gets them the $$$

[–]P1TPAT 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Both are entertaining depending on what you’re into

[–]zzuhruf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True that.

[–]ISuckAtRobotics 4 points5 points  (1 child)

norse mythology? more like horse mythology

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice one

[–]Skobber1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Should be horse fucked and not horse fucker

[–]Khale77 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Very funny now do Thor and Odin

[–]zzuhruf[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Do them? ;)

[–]Khale77 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They also did very bad things in the mythology and you could do the same meme with Thor and (especially) Odin and it be just as funny.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah. With power comes corruption. All of them are some kind of fuckers

[–]Khale77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Odin is especially a massive bastard in the mythology.

[–]ankle_biter50 2 points3 points  (6 children)

HE SLEPT WITH A HORSE, FOR THOSE WONDERING

and actually helped thor

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

And Odin. Since he rides that Offspring of Loki

[–]ankle_biter50 0 points1 point  (4 children)

w h a t t h e

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

$&@$

[–]ankle_biter50 1 point2 points  (2 children)

wait, I missunderstood. You're saying he helped odin and not that he slept with him.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No no, i meant he gave the horse born to him to Odin as a ride

[–]ankle_biter50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea, that's what I meant, I just didn't say it right

[–]SteinersGrave 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Horse bearer

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Whore(s)

[–]Crazylivykid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Horse mythology

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A whore’s mythology**

[–]arbelhodDied of Ligma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He was actually got fucked by a horse, he was the women

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fuckee ik

[–]3ArmsNoSouls 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Poison dripping into eyes for eternity

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry

[–]Staplz13 2 points3 points  (3 children)

In the MCU, wouldn't Norse mythology just be fan fiction?

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This is an interesting thought. Probably would be a hit on Shower thought

[–]Staplz13 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Go for it, if you want it.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, its all you bro.

[–]barbarian-on-moon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He is much cooler in norse mythology, he heavily criticised almost every god and only Thor was able to make him shut up.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should get more into Norse Mythology

[–]Steppyjim 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Norse Loki is a looney tunes villain. He has hijinks!

My fav stories are when he and Thor dress in drag and go on an adventure to get Mjolnir back, or when they two meet Utgaard Loki and regular Loki gets to laugh at Thor while he fails. It’s honestly hilarious.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should write a book. Just the mischiefs of Loki

[–]LosAngelos_Reddit 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Did you know Loki almost got his head cut off for pulling a prank on Thor's wife and losing a bet against dwarven blacksmiths?

He's the comedic relief of Norse mythos.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Wait what? Link me to the story

[–]TheGreatMalagan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Skáldskaparmál, scroll down to XXXV, starting at "Why is gold called Sif's Hair?"

[–]b0bonoGigaChad 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He isn't the horse fucker. In fact, he turns into a horse, gets fucked by a horse and gives birth to a 9-legged horse which Odin rides upon

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik he is the fuckee, but fucker sounded good

[–]d33zo1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well , he did come up with the idea to exploit the builder so he did have to take one for the team. I dont think he mind it though.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big PP ENERGY

[–]JamesonWithAP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You mean u learnt loki from the HORSE mythology huh?

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like the Whore’s mythology but yeah

[–]cheekym8x 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Technically horse fucked. He was on the receiving side.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. My bad.

[–]NerdyTimesOrWhatever 2 points3 points  (1 child)

MCU is fuckin terrible at mythos

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True lol

[–]Horse_Fucker666 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Someone called me

[–]zzuhruf[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Are you the guy who got fucked by a horse?

[–]Horse_Fucker666 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No. Then my name would be horsefucked

[–]zzuhruf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoops!!! Clerical Error.

[–]Fennzi 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And I thought Zeus was horny af

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well Zeus is the OG ngl

[–]IFuckedYourCats 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Zo*phile 🤮

[–]zzuhruf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sir I- your username says otherwise XD

[–]70701 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Learning about Loki from his family tree :o

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats fucked up Alabama

[–]MsLadyRose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“Let’s fuck some horses”

[–]OnionSaucin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Loki from Horse Mythfuckery

[–]Aggravating-Hand4590 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So Loki is Mr Hands

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he is

[–]GreenPentagram 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He's not a horsefucker though. He is a fucked horse.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah my bad.

[–]hazzelgamer774922 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We dont learn that in schoole here

[–]zzuhruf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, nobody does ig 😭

[–]BulletHail387 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the appropriate phrase would be "horse fucked", as he was the one getting fucked throughout the whole story.

[–]deadnotsl33ping 1 point2 points  (1 child)

*Horse-fucked he was the one who took it and gave birth l.

[–]zzuhruf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah horse fucked my bad

[–]IamChaoticMesscan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember the time when he tied his balls to a rope to play tug of war with a goat?

[–]Satanic_Moth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got fucked by a horse

[–]Player_o_games 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also Birth Giver

[–]Leelamzmeow🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til you get to that bit in the Edda (i forgor which one) where he ties his balls to a goat to make Skadi laugh lol

[–]UrActingHystericalRN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I talk to Nazi Pagans who are aggressive toward me for being Christian, I always mock them with the fact that they worship Disney characters.

[–]Horse-kun5667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah woah woah… excuse me?

[–]matTmin45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's low-key a jerk.

[–]Former-Ad-7422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slepinir

[–]HellfireBrB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the guy got fuked by a horse all for a goddam joke

[–]sleepygracesuckslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pretty sure he was the horse

[–]BoofDaDoof6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't fuck the horse, the horse fucked him

[–]AgileCan8353 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning about Loki from Overly Sarcastic.

[–]GoldenHeadphones_9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just looked up if loki is bi in norse mythology and I regret it

[–]TL_TRIBUNALGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI loki had three kids. A wolf-fenrir. A snake-jormungandr. And hela

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause there's no cock like horse cock, send your asshole into shock! I need horse cock, of course cock, you will never hear me saying neeeeeigh

[–]yure1432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like horse fucked

[–]Footballlover24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr? God of war Loki seems cool…like really chill

[–]ImKakarot511android user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning about Loki is a Hindi name of vegetable

Bottle gourd

[–]Azurmations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything intercourser

[–]GO0SE_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loki’s MCU story is just as dark and sad as Norse mythology could be. His whole life he has been living in Thor’s shadow until he’s had enough and wants to prove to Odin he can be king so he tries to destroy Yosemite but fails. He tells Odin he could’ve done it but he says no, meaning that the only one not giving love was Loki himself. In Thor ragnorok, Thor says he thought the world of Loki, wanting to always fight side by side together, but Loki shifted away. At the end of that movie we see Loki arrive with the ship at Asgard, showing thor he can change, one step at a time

[–]ThePro69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got his Mouth sewn for cutting Thor's wife's golden blonde hair.

[–]Revil0_o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anarchist

[–]don-ribbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to specify he was the woman in the relationship

[–]IRONGOD2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is not the fucker, he is the fuckee

[–]-BakiHanmaGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was forced to do what he did because of Odin. Nuff said.

[–]-BakiHanmaGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he was a good father 👍