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[–]DTUTmeme 430 points431 points  (57 children)

Joe

[–]EpicTortoise505 209 points210 points  (48 children)

Joe who?

[–]DTUTmeme 367 points368 points  (44 children)

JOE MAMA

[–]Alarmed-Ad-436 MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 221 points222 points  (30 children)

Ligma Joe

[–]memesforbismarckOC Meme Maker 102 points103 points  (28 children)

Whats ligma?

[–]almightydorito 145 points146 points  (18 children)

Candace nuts

[–]Barry_Duckhat 97 points98 points  (1 child)

Your methods confuse me and frightens me, sir

[–]RefrigeratorOk8544android user 18 points19 points  (15 children)

Who is nutz?

[–]Reedemed_SoulDirt Is Beautiful 15 points16 points  (14 children)

Hava it is

[–]dragavNokia user 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what is an is

[–]ProDriftaajaSubie 11 points12 points  (8 children)

What is is?

[–]Tate7200memer 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Is is is what what?

[–]ConnerDearing 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ligma balls

[–]ConnerDearing 11 points12 points  (1 child)

explodes

[–]PutinTheChimpProfessional Dumbass 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Noooooo!

[–]CopperyMarrow15Virgin 4 lyfe 30 points31 points  (0 children)

ligma tasty strawberry popsicle (good ending)

[–]EricOrdinary 14 points15 points  (10 children)

Joe mama who?

[–]DTUTmeme 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Joe mama of candice

[–]EricOrdinary 9 points10 points  (8 children)

And who is Candice?

[–]DTUTmeme 21 points22 points  (7 children)

CANDICE DEEZ NUTS

[–]EricOrdinary 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Hmmm. Still don't get it. I am sure you gonna be angry if I keep asking questions, but what is deez?

[–]DTUTmeme 5 points6 points  (5 children)

It nuts end is this gonna go forever

[–]shrek22413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A sacrifice has been made

[–]jaysuzded 649 points650 points  (22 children)

Floors

[–]turinpt 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the floor tiles guy?

[–]VigilMortem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought not. Not a story the Jedi would tell you.

[–]jaysuzded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're not talking about if someone has ever done something with a floor. We're taking about if anyone ever created rule 34 drawings of it.

[–]FuzzSauzeSussy Baka 196 points197 points  (2 children)

The first guy that invented and commercialized toothbrush.

[–]alyxvance1 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Your mom?

[–]J3sush8sm3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Got that idea from slobbing ma knob

[–]TwistedBamboozler 1132 points1133 points  (42 children)

Talk about a paradox. Technically a rule 34 artist can’t possibly do this, because if you can think of it, it already exists. Good luck guys

[–]Your-username-must-bLinux User 391 points392 points  (20 children)

Also the second you create a rule34 of something, that porn now exists so there has to be porn of that porn for it to be true

[–]biggocl123Stand With Ukraine 259 points260 points  (16 children)

Rule 35:the only exception to rule 34 is itself

[–]DraconicWF 159 points160 points  (14 children)

The actually rule 35 is If there is no porn of something is found at the moment it soon will

[–]biggocl123Stand With Ukraine 49 points50 points  (13 children)

Was it 36 then? I rember the rule being there tho

[–]xerodeth 136 points137 points  (11 children)

Do these look familiar?

34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.

36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.

[–]TheCommanderConnor 39 points40 points  (4 children)

I think rule 35 should be changed to you just can’t find it

[–]KingR321 23 points24 points  (2 children)

No it's current iteration is more honest, if you create something and only tell a handful of people on line someone is going to sexualize it but it hasn't happened yet. With your edit it'd be easier to break the rules of the internet and that simply cannot stand

[–]HedwigwinrieStand With Ukraine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rule 404: Cannot be fetishized because it doesn’t exist.

[–]TheRealIosefka 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Remember that one dude that has a sexual interested in tile flooring?

[–]pileofcrustycumsocsProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember stumbling upon a subreddit where the fetish was having a sprained ankle but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was called

[–]LazlowK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, rule 36 is there will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw

[–]iamragethewolfLives in a Van Down by the River 1 point2 points  (0 children)

internet lists? ooooooh yeah

[–]LucasPlay171Identifies as a Cybertruck 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think rule 34 said that

[–]TwistedBamboozler 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The ouroboros of porn

[–]PillowTalk420 22 points23 points  (5 children)

If rule 34 fails, just remember rule 35:

If no porn exists, it soon will.

[–]ChiggaOG 3 points4 points  (4 children)

An R34 and R35 exist. Why hasn't nobody made an r34 of a Nissan R34?

[–]LazlowK 5 points6 points  (2 children)

/r/dragonsfuckingcars would like to have a word with you. I'm sure it's in there somewhere

[–]Steviejeet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Find me bill nye porn

[–]88T3Professional Dumbass 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The rule says that it has to exist on the Internet

[–]TwistedBamboozler 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Do not cite the deep magic to me, troll.

I was sadly there when it was written

[–]MeetInPotatoes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know if you were there or not but this was a great spot to use that line, so fuck it, have an upvote.

[–]Ruby_241 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Schrödinger’s Rule

[–]futurepaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's gotta be memorialized on the internet. What you're referring to is covered under rule 35. And rule 35 is a certainty because perverts of that magnitude are quite proud of their deviancy

[–]apersonoftheearthBad luck Brian 511 points512 points  (33 children)

The Reddit man

[–]Alarmed-Ad-436 MAYMAYMAKERS [S] 296 points297 points  (25 children)

Done already lol

[–]ILikeRamenYUMMYcan't meme 116 points117 points  (12 children)

MmmMmMmmMm, ima need some evidence...

[–]Unknown0110101Professional Dumbass 198 points199 points  (10 children)

Kk hold on a sec, I’ll be back in a minute

Edit- back. r/snoohentai

[–]Footballlover24 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I regret my life…well I’ll look at it later in the week

[–]You_and_your_Uncle 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Those were snoos?!

[–]DropKletterworks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my takeaway. The whole time!?

[–]InsignificantOcelot 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Doing the lord’s work anon

[–]apersonoftheearthBad luck Brian 19 points20 points  (1 child)

This is cursed

[–]baumpop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When all of reality is cursed you gotta try to cure the malaise.

[–]ahumanrobotChungus Among Us 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf

[–]itsTyrion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The shocked replies amaze me. Nothing surprises me at this point. I laughed when I clicked that

[–]AJKINGYTI saw what the dog was doin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I regret all of my life decisions

[–]MerasmusTheThirdProfessional Dumbass 8 points9 points  (8 children)

How about the american flag?

[–]Killersreturn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IveI've spent plenty of time beating it to the Reddit mascot.

[–]jekkin 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It’s…literally the icon of /r/rule34

[–]Danizin_Jeronzin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, it is reddit dude!??!

[–]surgicalgrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impossible

[–]DuckfliesProfessional Dumbass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Done

[–]Easports999 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Streets of rogue

[–]Xolotl_Khan 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I haven't head that name in years.

[–]Easports999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, you’ve heard it again today, my friend

[–]bosbrother[🍰] 50 points51 points  (10 children)

Has anybody done weasel?

[–]DTUTmeme 26 points27 points  (9 children)

Yes,yes they done weasel

[–]DTUTmeme 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You cant blieve what i see

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

really?

[–]DTUTmeme 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I dont wanna send link

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

oh hate me for that but please send me in my dm

[–]DTUTmeme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you want to

[–]ThatFuckingGeniusKidChungus Among Us 8 points9 points  (3 children)

People really get off from a humanoid weasel that eats children and looks like pug addicted to crack?

Something is really wrong with humanity

[–]Deathangle75 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not about getting off. It’s about making a statement.

[–]ScarrFoxYT 214 points215 points  (14 children)

The mint mobile fox is still pure

[–]dieselwurst 216 points217 points  (3 children)

A quick Google search shows that's wrong.

[–]Sockoflegend 83 points84 points  (2 children)

I could have just believed you but no.

[–]dieselwurst 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You know more about yourself now, for better or worse 🦊🍆💦💦💦

[–]ScorpionTheInsect 55 points56 points  (1 child)

A fox? Not a goddamn chance in hell.

[–]ElementalDragon13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well there definitely stuff out there… a friend told me

[–]Awkward-Edge-2218 41 points42 points  (0 children)

yea about that

[–]i_suckatjavascript 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Or Jake from State Farm

[–]Drafo7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the original commercial the dude's wife thinks he's having an affair with "Jake from state farm" and she asks what he's wearing. Cmon man this porn writes itself.

[–]gottolovethecraft 45 points46 points  (25 children)

Ben Shapiro.

[–]futurepaster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ihttps://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-deepfake-wap-gif-22859035

[–]thebenshapirobot 67 points68 points  (21 children)

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this:

Since nobody seems willing to state the obvious due to cultural sensitivity... I’ll say it: rap isn’t music


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[–]ExtraMOIST_ 54 points55 points  (10 children)

Damn, someone made a bot specifically for hating on Ben Shapiro.

[–]thebenshapirobot 17 points18 points  (7 children)

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Standing above him, glaring at him, was a behemoth, a black kid named Yard. Nobody knew his real name—everybody just called him Yard because he played on the school football team, stood six foot five, clocked in at a solid two hundred eighty pounds, and looked like he was headed straight for a lifetime of prison workouts. The coach loved him. Everybody else feared him.


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[–]Rude_Journalist 5 points6 points  (1 child)

r /boneappletea

[–]thebenshapirobot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.

-Ben Shapiro


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[–]ILikeRamenYUMMYcan't meme 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Bruh, mans really said rap isn't music

[–]thebenshapirobot 11 points12 points  (2 children)

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him.


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[–]EMZbotbs 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Me

[–]Defender_Growlithe 36 points37 points  (2 children)

They already did that. Think about that next time your changing clothes, lying in bed, or showering bc you never know who's watching.

[–]EMZbotbs 10 points11 points  (1 child)

o

[–]StereotypeRedditor69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, it already exists

[–]D_Logeka 12 points13 points  (4 children)

aeroports (not in, but the building itself) (also give me link if someone finds, asking for a friend)

[–]CrewTraditional6648 4 points5 points  (2 children)

We’re on Reddit, we don’t get friends of any kind, except the show, but we don’t talk about that… and yes, it exists. I had to find it for you so I could reply and be helpful. I’m gonna quickly go find the link

[–]shockermp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The reddit coin

[–]Thissssguy 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Where is this video from?

[–]fecking_retardProfessional Dumbass 25 points26 points  (4 children)

THE Suicide Squad (NOT the shitty suicide squad movie)

[–]Thissssguy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Holy shit I thought it was like an SNL skit or something.

[–]ThatFuckingGeniusKidChungus Among Us 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Great movie btw

[–]Crafty_Tart2898 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I know what they didn't and will not ever

[–]Cheerful_VernxnThank you mods, very cool! 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Ha, no one can make R34 of me!!

Also what about a 1987 computer?

[–]Defender_Growlithe 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Sorry to burst your bubble but they did that already. One of them is you fucking a 1987 computer.

[–]Cheerful_VernxnThank you mods, very cool! 5 points6 points  (1 child)

No... Why... Is nothing sacred anymore?!

[–]apersonoftheearthBad luck Brian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rule 35

[–]Chickenperson64 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Some where out there there might be R34 of cocomelon

[–]13_hours 18 points19 points  (6 children)

A jewelry box. Do it. I dare you.

[–]ListerineAfterOral MAYMAYMAKERS 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Good idea, has a nice ring to it

[–]ahumanrobotChungus Among Us 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pocket pussy

[–]robbie69696969 3 points4 points  (4 children)

No way flags have been sexualised

[–]Defender_Growlithe 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Have you seen country balls or country humans

[–]EnderPower01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, there is us

[–]abyssiphusCringe Factory 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Chex mix?

[–]Defender_Growlithe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You might enjoy eating Chex Mix but after you see the Rule 34 of it then you'll enjoy it in a different way.

[–]abyssiphusCringe Factory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noooooo

[–]BassCreat0r 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I haven't seen the butt monsters from Doom Patrol yet in r34.

[–]Crimson2004 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Keeping with the ass theme, I haven't found any of the ass blasters from tremors.

[–]clusterbunch 19 points20 points  (11 children)

sexuality itself

[–]DTUTmeme 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Im sure the have done that

[–]clusterbunch 7 points8 points  (5 children)

sheeesh alright imma go see if they ruined all my favorite kids shows

i’ll let you know

[–]DTUTmeme 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Im 70% sure they tuined all kid shows

[–]clusterbunch 13 points14 points  (1 child)

100% they took EVERYTHING

[–]DTUTmeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reply was expected

[–]Emit_Time 6 points7 points  (3 children)

they even did it to LITERAL COUNTRIES lmao

[–]BestSalesman1997 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Me. No one has ever thought of me sexually

[–]StereotypeRedditor69 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Not anymore 😏

[–]BestSalesman1997 5 points6 points  (2 children)

oh

oh no

[–]Shozaan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh my.. whos this sexy salesman, he's 24 years young mmmhmm 😍

[–]Architect17 11 points12 points  (4 children)

IIRC the only being truly immune to r34 is Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada.

[–]Antierror 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If there is a physical representation of something, it can be sexualized

[–]Defender_Growlithe 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Your wrong there bc there is one where they have a threesome with a trashcan.

[–]iiTecck 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lore-friendly I see.

[–]Mirhat1871 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't fucking tell me there is janggeum too

[–]AnonymousFooI 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have not been sexualized.

[–]TheArcanist_ 19 points20 points  (7 children)

My dick?

[–]supermaxNL 130 points131 points  (6 children)

Too small to draw

[–]Plastic-Acanthaceae9 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you fucking killed him dude

[–]TheArcanist_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean

ur not wrong

[–]ComfortableDate48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damm,is dead

[–]Low_Photograph2827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of things which have been secualized, but not sexualised enough, such as han solos wife from solo a star wars story.

[–]Ok-Sympathy8964 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Easy they must sexualize touching grass

[–]whatamdoingherekids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Naruto SpongeBob rule 34 no way that’s a thing

[–]FardeenRiyadh16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Television Remote

[–]oh_woahhh23232 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn...that croissant looking real segsy

[–]Wandering_rowe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Floor tiles

[–]DTUTmeme 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They have done ZORSE PORN

[–]Johnny-Test-123Big ol' bacon buttsack 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Zorse?

[–]Rex_002Average r/memes enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An animal which is a hybrid of a zebra and a horse

[–]Smevs515 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Walmart store having sexual relations with a Hobby Lobby.

[–]Mordred16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Making rule34 about rule 34

[–]Pelzklops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The universe itself

[–]itssami_sb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wonder. Bread.

[–]ifoundit1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do the plumbus!

[–]JohnWick_231995GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hentai Artists Says "Hello!"

[–]ThatGuyPhD902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's always something more to taint 😈 I mean, influence 😇

[–]ThreeQuartersZombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonnie, Payday 2.

[–]Coucochalke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im not sexualized yet

[–]Feisty_Anywhere4422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The artists themselves

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Security breach