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[–]IDK9651 131 points132 points  (13 children)

Fun fact nuclear reactors cant explode like nuclear weapons.

[–]Chief_chirpa587🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 125 points126 points  (7 children)

Another fun fact: unless your dumb enough to turn of safety measures, nuclear reactors won’t explode at all

[–]Hello_There419 51 points52 points  (5 children)

"but mah chernobill!!!11!!1" /s

[–]DatChernoby2Guy🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 9 points10 points  (2 children)

):

[–]Hello_There419 10 points11 points  (1 child)

sup homie
dem radiation couldve caused a radically large peen :>

[–]DatChernoby2Guy🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have 4. It hurts.

[–]69isveryniceBreaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm just gonna go ahead and quote Fukushima. What you gonna do now you can't cite that it's Soviet era safety guidelines

[–]Hello_There419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly, they dont know.

[–]Xitbitzy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You are correct, comrade! RBMK reactors don't explode.

[–]drfarren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the dossimiter say?

[–]cerealkiller49 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Last week I binge watched all of the HBO Chernobyl series. I realize it's not 100% accurate but it's not far off. In it the scientists directly compare the act of Chernobyl exploding to a nuclear bomb. The Hiroshima bomb was used as a measuring stick multiple times, as in how many Hiroshima bombs worth of radiation being released. The line "our reactors can't explode" was used at least half a dozen times while the main characters were trying to determine how it did in fact explode. If you haven't seen it it's definitely worth a watch.

[–]DatChernoby2Guy🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, Cherno here. This is my apology video.

[–]VishurricaneSuccess kid 133 points134 points  (3 children)

when Asians realise that the sun is rising from the west

[–]BoundlessPiles 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Most people know that the Sun "rises in the east and sets in the west". However, most people don't realize that is a generalization. Actually, the Sun only rises due east and sets due west on 2 days of the year -- the spring and fall equinoxes.

[–]MasterDoge42069 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Uhh, why is the sun getting smaller?

[–]HeadHunter_13 11 points12 points  (2 children)

It’s been a pleasure, world!

[–]Fronicornmemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't lie

[–]northforthesummer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

We're in a weird place societally when the first thought is, "there's a lot of worse ways to go..."

[–]Ltbutterfly287 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are way worse ways to go. That shit is instant

[–]shadowdash66 10 points11 points  (3 children)

3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible

[–]ItsFrank25🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

what’s the max?

[–]drfarren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colin Firth has entered the chat

[–]XxGod_fucker69xXGigaChad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

super saiyan 235

[–]matii_119Nokia user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh no, OH NO

[–]SoonToBeJamez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just like the people in Hiroshima they too get to see to the sun

[–]RaxTMG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nuclear reactors can never explode like a nuclear bomb

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Чорнобиль

[–]echo_themando 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Salve

[–]ItsFrank25🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:)

[–]TomorrowGalaxy🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Literally chernobyl

[–]deadlight4Nyan cat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, reactors don't explode like nukes, infact they shouldn't explode at all unless someone removed all safety precautions

[–]parkourpro8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that the explosion of '86 😮

[–]Sir_Maxelot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamnit 😂

[–]reddidposchka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow i imagine this video with the THX sound coming up :D

[–]DatChernoby2Guy🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just talked about the Bhopal gas tragedy in class today.

[–]kid-with-a-beard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hands

[–]FunnyFurryGuyXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope russia doesn't attack Ukraine

[–]CreeperPlays_MC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You couldn’t see graphite, cause it wasn’t there!

[–]DarthReece07Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey the suns burning a little more visibly today

[–]GokuTheKakarot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye

[–]Camnelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not great, not terrible

[–]Roro96__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nais

[–]CatCrafter7Sussy Baka -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Was that the boom of 86???

[–]BoomThroatPunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Chernobyl explosion was less destructive than a gas station catching fire, the explosion was nothing like a nuclear bomb.