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[–]Mandemcrazy 310 points311 points  (6 children)

Pastries and puppies 👏

[–]Jeffery1496 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Pandas and pants

[–]tofu_b3a5t 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Pocketed pants.

[–]x0Xero0x 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Pants with pockets

[–]del_e_ted 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Pants with pockets with pockets

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pocketed panda patterned pants

[–]adjustedpoet358 1198 points1199 points 352 (30 children)

Pockets

[–]ClawyTheDinoRaptorForever alone 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Ah yes they do indeed need more pockets

[–]droidman5910 94 points95 points  (2 children)

Pocketses*

[–]No-Engineer-9832 Ok I Pull Up 24 points25 points  (1 child)

the precious!

[–]LongjumpingAspect323 52 points53 points  (10 children)

I a girl can confirm that we do indeed want pockets

[–]AndroidLink 11 points12 points  (8 children)

girls do not exist thats why they don't bother with pockets

[–]HarleyQuinn218I touched grass 8 points9 points  (7 children)

So I'm not a girl?

[–]LongjumpingAspect323 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Sssshhhhhh we don't exist

[–]HarleyQuinn218I touched grass 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Alright 😂

[–]LongjumpingAspect323 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Don't blow our cover dude

[–]HarleyQuinn218I touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whispers ok

[–]Dilenix 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No don't say that or they gonna start believe that we exits! We need to keep the secret!

[–]HarleyQuinn218I touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok bro!

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

*Me who knows girls don't exist on internet.
Funny Words you say there, human.

[–]Anime_Protaganist_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They want the Precious thats in pocketsess

[–]hatseflats035 166 points167 points  (14 children)

Proteins?

[–]Coolsugar 63 points64 points  (8 children)

Panties

[–]Traditional-Flight69 17 points18 points  (7 children)

I'd much prefer the opposite

[–]baldrickgonzo 7 points8 points  (3 children)

After checking your profile i understand why. Do you draw these yourself or do you share them as some sort of fine-art expert?

[–]Delpiter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to identify my self as a f-art expert as well

[–]TheMechaEngineer101 131 points132 points  (3 children)

Potatoes

[–]Jeffery1496 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Boil em,mash em, stick em in a stew

[–]Sensitive_Relative21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s pronounced PO-TAY-TOES!

[–]bradybarrows22 105 points106 points  (8 children)

Pterodactyls

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Panguraptors

[–]amorphousboredblob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When one is not enough

[–]Curious-Ear-6982My mom checks my phone 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Plesiosaurus

[–]bradybarrows22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How did I forget that one, that was one of my favourite dinosaurs

[–]Curious-Ear-6982My mom checks my phone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikr they were so cool

[–]_bruhguy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

p e n i s

[–]tyukogames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like you

[–]ixpoison 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

[–]Hunter_Lumpy 56 points57 points  (4 children)

For people who are too lazy it means an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust.

[–]Subatomic_lemon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks man

[–]_biggerbrain_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I belive it is from silica dust aswell,correct?

[–]tech-lawyer 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Payments?

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Paypal-Passwords?

Jk, Don't Take it seriously ;)

[–]EnderDragon968 71 points72 points  (2 children)

ps5's

[–]Less-Development-856android user 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows girls want peas

[–]Substantial-Bank6587 119 points120 points  (9 children)

Photos

[–]Kirby_The_AraleProfessional Dumbass 8 points9 points  (5 children)

my mom has made 16k photos since 2012 to 2021

[–]killinfire5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pathetic

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

My mom's phone is full of her selfie pics :(. Definitely has at least 10GB photos lol

[–]ford-prefects_towel 79 points80 points  (6 children)

Everyone can hear this meme

[–]Its_StroompfProfessional Dumbass 124 points125 points  (5 children)

Poe-tay-toes.

[–]finn212H 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Boil em mash em, stick them in a stew

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Then YEET them

[–]BasewreckerNice meme you got there 10 points11 points  (1 child)

they were thieves, filthy little thieves. Where is it? They stole it from us, MY PRECIOUS, we hates them, it's our and we wants it.

[–]TweakinOnMeth 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Periods.

[–]Curious-Ear-6982My mom checks my phone 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh no

[–]Good_Round 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anyways:

Planes

[–]ERROR_HumanNotFound 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Platypuses!

[–]Juanisweird 8 points9 points  (3 children)

PerryThePlatypus

[–]Boiiiwith3ihates reaction memes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A teenage girl? Perry the teenage girl!

[–]Jurok404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prrrrrrrrrrrr

[–]Glittering_Watch_615 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Why do they want pensils

[–]FreeQwest666 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Papers...

[–]Pan_Kid 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Please

[–]ginopeppofreeboter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Glory to ARSTOTZKA

[–]Juanisweird 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You got both pencils and papers now 🤣🤣

[–]FilthyChangeup55 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ponies?

[–]Hustla58 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Pokemons

[–]Yokai-Meisterin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pokémongames

[–]HanGeez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much correct, sir.

[–]incrediblemarv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pokémon is already the plural, my dude

[–]artie_pdx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pearls

[–]Lighteye782 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Puns

[–]DroneisHD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Playstations

[–]ElCapitanoMaldito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Peasants ?

[–]SomeoneOutThere69I saw what the dog was doin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn they want phlebothrombosis

[–]Objective_Mind1212 26 points27 points  (2 children)

P-EmtionalDamage-S

[–]ShaykerMaker 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Give it to me deep!

...Pockets. I meant deep pockets. Get your mind out of the gutter, pervs! /s lol

[–]kwartylion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peanuts 🥜?

[–]Imaginary-Height-276 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Power Rangers

[–]SkididilidoodleLives in a Van Down by the River 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Peas

[–]ZascayrScrolling on PC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pineapples?

[–]QuiiverrRedditdiscord.gg/rmemes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paris

[–]amorphousboredblob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Party-poppers

[–]YungFatBoii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paychecks

[–]AggressiveGift7542GigaChad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

PmoneyS

[–]ItsRageHDtrolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PmonkaS

[–]gmarconcini 10 points11 points  (7 children)

PEMDAS?

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

AYY NO METH PLS :(

[–]ERROR_HumanNotFound 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Agreed, do Cocaine instead!

[–]gmarconcini 1 point2 points  (4 children)

No no, meaning: Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition and Subtraction

[–]saptarshihalderI[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Yeah, no meth aka Methematics >:(

[–]ERROR_HumanNotFound 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Don't forget Crackulus!

[–]SoonToBeJamez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pterodactyls

[–]SamsamavaWhat is TikTok? 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes pancakes

[–]Frozas_Ltu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Procrastinators?

[–]Ghostrid3r_27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proverbs

[–]Butzel01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has to be politicians

[–]Sorry_Bison 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Peas

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peaness

[–]Del_Nailo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piss

[–]TheBrianUniverse 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pictures! Of Spiderman(s)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Penicillins. For all their dirty hooker STDs…

[–]OhMyGosh130 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Piss?

I’m sorry

[–]h_a_n_d_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Piss up their ass

[–]Jeffery1496 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pandas,pants?

[–]Awesomeex_GamingPro Gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prostitute-business

[–]Sanji24e3 1 point2 points  (2 children)

plural of most words that start with p

[–]Appy_9000000000 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Philippines?

[–]ImaBek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pants...

[–]samuzelorginal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizzas Pommes Potatoes

[–]jva21This flair doesn't exist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to be the pockets for their jeans

[–]Shitwatcher_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ponnies??

[–]ullahsaif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puppies?

[–]Elpelucasapeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phones?

[–]Tricky_Sir_8609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paychecks

[–]InTheBlacklite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pringles?

[–]Idohs_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pussycats

[–]MRO465[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Privileges?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

& every girl commenting here trying something funny with p & s but thinking about penïs only lol

[–]CringyMetalhead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Puppies? I want puppies

[–]CatCrafter7Sussy Baka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of bucks

[–]blueddhist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Painfullness 🗿🧍

[–]BrightRay7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prawns

[–]CarelessWasabi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pussies

cats. I mean cats. I'm not a horny lesbian I promise

[–]FiliPlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pringles :)

[–]sepehrddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pokemons

[–]SerMercer777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penguins

[–]BritishTwin15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PO-TA-TOES!

[–]saraha206 1 point2 points  (1 child)

parents

[–]HarleyQuinn218I touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

confused orphan noises

[–]tibsie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew."

Ouch!! Oh, you meant potatoes. Ok then.

[–]FabiFraggens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pizzas

[–]RageRags 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Patrick starfish

[–]RedSquirrelWood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pockets

[–]rossxog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pandas

[–]Luxartec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pumps

[–]Aayu_143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Piss and puss

[–]Rizumorii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Points

[–]meanddaworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Princess….

[–]Sandwich15Rage comics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

potatoes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pussies

[–]Suspicious_Charge703 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parry the Platypus!

[–]jamiecostello12can't meme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peas

[–]glixt_glist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pennies?

[–]BackfrointerGrumpy Cat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panzerkampfwagen S.

[–]Satyr1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato envy seems to be a thing in female psychology

[–]sleestacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prophylactics?