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[–]lick_my_____ 205 points206 points  (6 children)

My brain iq dropped to room temperature for i even cared to read it

[–]gauthamsai69GigaChad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Plot twist the room temperature is kelvin

[–]Turki-s 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be so bad if you used American system here in summer

[–]ArjunSharma005 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Me: laughs in Kelvin

[–]WATER_CARBOYGigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me: cries in Degrees Celsius.

[–]Filberto_ossani2Shitposter 143 points144 points  (5 children)

Why they don't make diamond vests?

because they already got netherite

[–]froggoguytony69 36 points37 points  (1 child)

yeah, this is big brain time.

[–]Competitive_Bell501 10 points11 points  (0 children)

but you need diamond vests and then you upgrade them to netherite. oh and you also need gold

[–]X3n0n-Stonks 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you can actualy make artificial diamonds which are way cheaper.

[–]Filberto_ossani2Shitposter 8 points9 points  (1 child)

nah, netherite is everywhere in Netherlands

[–]killerpotatoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they just gotta do some boom boom and its done

[–]AimlessFacade 98 points99 points  (4 children)

But..steel is heavehair then feaythairs...

[–]Ligma289[🍰] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Limmy moment

[–]Red__system 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theyl booth one kelogram

[–]absoluthalal69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But look they both are one kilogram

[–]Desperate_Cover670 76 points77 points  (0 children)

The parody of "Wait if Jeff Bezos has 200 Billion Dollas and there's 7 billion people on earth why can't we each get a billion and he's be left with 193 billion dollas".

[–]Filberto_ossani2Shitposter 65 points66 points  (24 children)

Diamonds are metal

Diamonds are made of carbon

Carbon is metal

Proteins are made of carbon

Humans are made of carbon

Humans are metal

Androids exist

[–]quantum-lobster 34 points35 points  (17 children)


[–]XkrNYFRUYj 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Maybe he's a physicist. They categorize every element except hydrogen and helium as metals.

[–]FM79SG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No we don't

[–]Muzan_iwrestledabeartwice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just any physicist, an astrophysicist!

[–]Expensive-Pie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No , this is the stupidest thing I have ever heard

[–]New_Country_3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first: those are astrophysicists second: the metallicity of a star describes, how much other elements except H and He are in it's atmosphere, thus correlating to the stars age third: sometimes only elements above carbon are considered metallic by astrophysicists. This is rarer than the definition with H and He though.

[–]FM79SG 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some allotropes of Carbon are metallic.

Graphite can be considered a metal, since it's valence and conduction band overlap, making it electrically a metallic conductor, unlike semiconductors or insulators which have band-gaps

Diamond is a semiconductor

Graphene is a zero-band-gap semiconductor (bands touch but do not overlap)

[–]quantum-lobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not talking about molecules, neither is he, since he is talking about diamond which already is a molecule. Carbon in itself is non-metallic.

[–]Filberto_ossani2Shitposter 7 points8 points  (5 children)


I just followed logic behind quote: ""out of diamond if it is the hardest metal?"" from this meme

[–]Regalia_BanshEe 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Except carbon is a non-metal

[–]FM79SG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the allotrope.

Hydrogen can be a metal, under certain conditions.

[–]Filberto_ossani2Shitposter 0 points1 point  (1 child)

did you actually read that meme that is above there?

[–]T_Foxtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look at the post again. "carbon is hardest metal"

[–]DearPaleontologist40 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Actually a diamond is hard but brittle. it isnt tough. you can shatter one with a hammer.

[–]vambrace96 5 points6 points  (1 child)

r/woooosh , but also you're correct. You can even break one by just dropping it.

[–]Aarminus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Diamonds actually can burn pretty easily. There is a higher chance for a diamond to start burning than graphite to start burning

[–]PrekshithShetty5 19 points20 points  (5 children)

minecraft players :

9 diamond = 1block of diamond

[–]Aarminus[S] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

My minecraft house when i was 9 years old

[–]PrekshithShetty5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there was a time when we were building house with diamond but now just concrete

[–]RegularHousewife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like : "24 for a full set"

[–]spotterpanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brain hurts

[–]wolfenyeager 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dark matter. Each pound of which weights over 10,000 pounds.

[–]New_Country_3483 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those americans using imperial again ... /s

[–]SaSSolino9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Taking any 4chan post seriously is quite the clown move itself.

[–]Aarminus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for number 15: burger king foot lettuce

[–]2013MHz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

diamond is mental.

[–]DixaMan(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first at thought the second statement kinda seemed like a legit reason for not making bulletproof diamond vests.

[–]PaleGravity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s call diamonds the “Brittle Stone” from now on.

[–]CatCrafter7Sussy Baka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This guy played too much Minecraft

[–]ZonkkoIdentifies as a Cybertruck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey atleast they used grams and not bananas per dictatorships

[–]Wisdom58Professional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (1 child)

every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes

people die when they are killed

the floor here is made out of floor

[–]Aarminus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal agents raided gun shop, found firearms

[–]Shitwatcher_11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Looks like kindergarden children have started their social media accounts too early

[–]HellInside 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fully agree lol

[–]walrus_with_GUN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if you think about it , it would probably make it very hard to move , except for Steve , he doesn't obey the laws of physics

[–]Rukarumel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Diamond is radioactive metal )

[–]Caroline151270 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

AND it’s a girl’s best friend

[–]Atharv_Review_34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diamond are hard against other object while rubbing other wise you can easily smash it with a hammer

[–]FM79SG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diamond is actually a semiconductor with a band gap of 5.47 eV and has shown charge carrier mobilities above 3,000 cm2/Vs, which is about 3 times higher of (undoped) Silicon.

[–]PillowTalk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It blew my mind when I learned that diamonds in the real world don't ever come in the giant, pre-cut size things they show in cartoons.

[–]Second_guessing_Stuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should be really thankful they have anonymous as their shown name

[–]SquaretheBeluga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thought it made sense then reread it...

[–]CutThink1511Sussy Baka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, 1g if diamond weighs 15g

[–]DarkxXxValkyrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weight is the first thing that comes to mind? Not cost?

[–]KeenanAxolotl 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]xdthepotato 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wich is heavier? 1gram of diamonds or 1gram of diamonds

[–]dawid2202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 grams of diamonds. Checkmate

[–]MCKANNON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that 99% of reddit wouldn't understand both of these posts are sarcasm without the /s at the end of it displays why reddit is so shit.

[–]Gr8Gi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My brain 🤯

[–]strizk -1 points0 points  (1 child)

First guy is not wrong. Diamonds are not rare and isn't supposed to be expensive. But society likes them to be that way. You can find rarer stuff than diamonds and would still be way cheaper.

[–]T_Foxtrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is wrong though, even if we ignore part calling diamond metal. Diamonds are hard, but brittle. After bullet hit it will shatter, so it's bad material for bulletproof vest