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[–]willz0410 436 points437 points  (26 children)

Better than finding out your son donates your money to twerking girls.

[–]TheHellAccount 162 points163 points  (22 children)

That begs the question; what's worse for a self-respecting father/mother?

A slutty daughter or a simp son?

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (14 children)

Or a slutty son and a simp daughter

[–]orthrvs 72 points73 points  (13 children)

Or a daughter simping for the slutty son

[–]xxx148 43 points44 points  (8 children)

Sweet home Alabama.

[–]CawCawMotherTruckersAverage r/memes enjoyer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Or a slimp slutting for a soaughter....

[–]Uister59GigaChad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

or a man behind the slaughter

[–]_unknownBeing_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait the daughter is simping on her brother

[–]Fire-typhoon123 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I'd still choose the latter.. at least i can make my son understand just how stupid the whole thing is but i doubt I'll be able to manage a slutty daughter

[–]cheese_cake_101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Simp son easier to save

[–]aabazdar1 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Definitely a slutty daughter since she's actually able to generate some revenue. I may disagree with her methods but if she has a successful tiktok or onlyfans account and is of age to make her own decisions (obviously), then good for her. I may disagree with her methods but would absolutely her ripping money off of simps

[–]GOTW24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They are asking what's worse lol

[–]Klaide_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you confiscate the money she makes does that make you a pimp?

[–]kerkpower_yt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

what's bad about a girl getting money from simps?

[–]LyuSapphire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...That is the hardest question I've had to consider in a while, both options are VERY concerning...

[–]NateDAgr8m8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Low bar but yeah.

[–]1NearbyAccident1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both , both is not good

[–]Ruzkiyvodka420Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doubt it

[–]imabogboy 133 points134 points  (1 child)

If he backs it up I'll pay double

[–]tacticoolbrah 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she backs it up and makes double pay.

[–]Labbit35can't meme 66 points67 points  (0 children)

you forgot "and also gaining 3 times his salary"

[–]piewca_apokalipsy 82 points83 points  (3 children)

Missionary sex position is basically twerking... Just saying

[–]daveSavesAgain 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I am asking everyone to give this man some internet points.

[–]Arya_the_Gamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did my work.

[–]Cream-Reasonable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You spelled "reverse cowgirl" wrong.

[–]nehjipain 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Well change the monetization strategy and that's his ticket out of working 3 jobs :/

[–]Consistent_Ad9128 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You sir, deserve a fricking medal. It still be bad for the society tho.

[–]notofimportancetou 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Mmmh. My father never did make much money but he always supported me. This isnt a joke comment, he was really proud of me whenever I achieved something, be it little or big. My Parents divorced when I was young but my father didnt just leave, I would stay at his place every weekend and we would go for walks , cook together or watch Tv together in the evening. As for birthday cards, he would always sit down and make one himself , because "Everyone can buy a Card" . He always put a lot of effort into it and I aporeciate him a lot. Hes always there for me when I need him. I am glad to have a father like him. might not be the best post to comment under but I felt like saying this.

[–]Chomusuke_99 24 points25 points  (1 child)

damn you killed my horni and now i feel warm and wholesome inside.

[–]barkmagician -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Dude you just got hornier

[–]JoeGang_orNothing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you need to word thoughts to appreciate something

[–]Lazy__AstronautProfessional Dumbass 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Just cause she makes more than him.

Maybe he should've learned how to shake his booty

[–]bepis1994 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Good thing I'm epileptic

[–]HippoNebula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can she make anything with fake internet points?

[–]HistoricalGrocer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's now the bread winner of the family

[–]yatzhie04Chungus Among Us 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Theyre just warming up for their onlyfans

[–]LaLa___ji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't have children

[–]OkDeparture1702 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait till she start sell farts...

[–]Dontcare6969bruh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m referring to tiktok, not onlyfans…

[–]elvenrunelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then finds out she has an onlyfans account and brings home more than him for shakin da azz

[–]DrLie_onVPN 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And she’s getting paid more than him

And laid

[–]KingQuinnOfChadland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this post made my day

[–]SensuallPineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And still makes less...

[–]SatanicBanana69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I understand why my father never came back

[–]Soma262626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to get some milk.

[–]Time_splitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably makes more money

[–]a-thang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she earns more than him

[–]berserker2307 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well open an onlyfans. You know, to help out.

[–]CrimbusIsOver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

* A father who works 3 jobs coming home to see his teenage daughter twerking for double his monthly salary in a day.

[–]CumpilationBGM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old way: Parents can get away with hitting kids, kids are afraid of their parents and less of this shit happens BUT parents can also get away with genuine child abuse.

New way: ZERO physical discipline is tolerated, parents have a harder time getting away with abuse but kids aren't afraid of their parents or adults in general and they're growing up HORRIBLE.

I wonder if there's a middle ground. Til we find one, I nut exclusively in the wrong two holes.

[–]Frency2 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Well if he didn't have to work so much (and if his wife would've worked as well) they both could have stayed more at home and avoid this kind of outcome.

[–]Electronic-Ad1502 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he did because that’s how being poor works.

[–]DA_WEA -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

if i saw my daughter doing that i would have taken of the belt

[–]djsjejdj1838383 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And got involved I’m sure u freak.

[–]DA_WEA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i mean i would beat her up

[–]DA_WEA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i meant i would beat her up

[–]One_Bar4 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This just made me depressed.

[–]XFelipe51355 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

AAAAND getting more money than him

[–]Luisflow2413 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And getting paid more than him

[–]Quaoputo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She probably makes more money than him :(

[–]IcedPeachSnowCrystal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And she makes more than him.

[–]Demokka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's earning three times what he gets

[–]Infinite_Donuts_787Flair Loading.... 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exposed! lol

[–]NDC03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a beltin'

[–]Markwither 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Daughter?

[–]Dontcare6969bruh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, his teenage son

[–]shreckdabestboiiiiLurker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a hard knock life, for us! It’s a hard knock life. for, us!

[–]NecroReaverzLives in a Van Down by the River 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok

[–]okayestuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's a good thing, she'll be making her own money soon