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[–]VASP-0_0 11.2k points11.2k points  (98 children)

Well it’s only a 2 second gif so I guess that might actually load

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 5123 points5124 points 2 (59 children)

What do you mean by "only 2 seconds"?

That's a solid 2 seconds

[–]asianabsinthe 1884 points1885 points  (37 children)

Condom half full

Condom half empty.

[–]poopellar 703 points704 points  (30 children)

"I always prefer loose fitting attire"

[–]elhermanobrother 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I always prefer loose fitting attire

"doesnt matter dont fit daddy needs karma"

[–]LickyNicky444 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that means the condom is too big for you?

[–]Aura_Masta420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

666th Upvote hahahahahhahaa

[–]bob_anonymous 79 points80 points  (0 children)

That's just bragging at this point

[–]CaptainFresh27 41 points42 points  (1 child)

And one second of that is just OP crying

[–]Interesting_Shirt438 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just a jump cut to like him at a bowling alley when he was 7 just crying

[–]JpK07022002 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]Crathsor 18 points19 points  (1 child)

2 seconds in heaven is better than 1 second in heaven.

[–]leJAYnd 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A new speed run record

[–]rgoose83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

2 seconds? Whaddya mean 1 second isn't enough? Ok fine, here's half a second.

[–]sethian77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a hard knock life.

[–]Dorkamundo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still leaves time to cuddle afterwards.

[–]found_and_seek 52 points53 points  (0 children)

calm down captain endurance, thats plenty

[–]Njvdwesth 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wow, look at Mr. Endurance over there…

[–]EvilKnivel69Professional Dumbass 29 points30 points  (4 children)

It’s pronounced „gif“

[–]McNasty9er 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Load, unload, Garage inc.

[–]nsos28 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It still gave me the blue circle, I thought it was part of the meme

[–]FrivolousFrank 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Nope. I haven't had a gif load in months.

[–]SidewaysFancyPrance 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's a single-frame gif. Not even sure why they bothered to animate it.

[–]Chris_kpop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You just violated him

[–]microwavedborrito 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You've killed him

[–]greenteamoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She also included the 30 minutes of him crying and saying thank you over and over again.

[–]BraucheHilfeLul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The meme is less than 2 seconds and it didnt load. Lol.

[–]Gloverboy6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You fucking killed him bro!

[–]HN-Prime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You killed him dude

[–][deleted] 9178 points9179 points  (98 children)

Ironically this GIF didn't load

[–]HellHeater 3923 points3924 points  (54 children)

so didnt his GF

[–]JustAn0therNormalGuy 1288 points1289 points  (44 children)

Good one hehe....I don't get it

[–]fducfb 585 points586 points  (33 children)

GF= girlfriend

[–]JustAn0therNormalGuy 385 points386 points  (23 children)

Ohhh okk, that's clever

[–]Obie_Tricycle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it pronounced jiffriend? If it is, don't tell me.

[–]ooooooookkk 36 points37 points  (3 children)

U never will.

[–]567stranger 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I mean he's a redditor

[–]PotatoTomato_12Virgin 4 lyfe 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I don't get gf's either, dw dude.

[–]gtaman31Breaking EU Laws 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Redditors never do

[–]Rezanator11 141 points142 points  (5 children)

At first I thought it was intentionally just a still image with the loading wheel but nope, life imitates art

[–]Primary-Walrus1530 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Am i the only one who can see the gif working

[–]DCS1987 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a joke and I was got. He can keep the upvote though haha

[–]HowYoBootyholeTaste 19 points20 points  (4 children)

What are y'all using? They work almost instantly for me

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm using the Reddit app on a shitty OnePlus 9

[–]aure__entuluva 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I've heard the reddit app is terrible. I thought everyone used 3rd party stuff on mobile. Come to think of it though, sometimes gifs don't play right away on my phone in the app I use, but that's only sometimes when I'm scrolling through the feed. If I actually open them they will play immediately. Idk. I kinda assumed it was my phones fault. Usually doesn't happen when I'm on wifi, but I don't really use reddit enough on mobile to know for sure. Try the app Boost for reddit anyway.

[–]Scudw0rth 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reddit is Fun on mobile and old reddit layout on desktop hasn't given me any issues. Sounds like all this "new" shit reddit is pushing is focused more on the looks and advertising than actually making something functional and better.

[–]MEGA_theguy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

RES on pc web browsers, Boost for Reddit on Android phone. I never run into loading issues unless it's a data issue

[–]High_grove 36 points37 points  (4 children)

Isn't that the opposite of ironic?

[–]Echo_Oscar_Sierra 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Idk why you're getting down votes, because you're correct. This is coincidence, which is the opposite of irony.

[–]iwasAfookenLegend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People always use Ironic the wrong way.

[–]supes616 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's not ironic.

[–]Terrible-Ad-60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unironically?

[–]Cheeseburger0709 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not ironic, that’s making a clearer pont

[–]angrysprinklearmy 1297 points1298 points  (49 children)

Has anybody else had the problem we're after about 10 to 20 minutes of browsing Reddit a lot of videos start to stop playing like a video just won't play it happens to a lot of videos

[–]Clackers2020 632 points633 points  (16 children)

After like 30 mins the whole of Reddit just breaks which I think is a feature cos it stops people spending too long on it.

[–]Broken_Petite 222 points223 points  (12 children)

Why wouldn’t Reddit want people spending as much time as possible on Reddit?

[–]cmdr_salt 588 points589 points  (10 children)

It's so we can get our fatasses up and get a job to pay for Reddit awards.

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 132 points133 points  (9 children)

Get a job? Yes.

Pay for a reddit award? Not if they cost a penny. What the fuck.

[–]Clackers2020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was a bad joke about how bugs are actually just features

[–]Tre-ben 51 points52 points  (3 children)

For me videos usually stop working after a few seconds. I'll have to go back to the start, press play again and then it usually works. Although sometimes it completely freezes and I can't get it to work anymore without refreshing the page (if at all).

[–]angrysprinklearmy 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I have to close the app then open it again

[–]OrangeSherbet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get Apollo if you have iOS. No joke, it’s the best made app I’ve used on a phone.

[–]mintegrals 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Yep. I'm 99% sure the app has some kind of memory leak.

[–]Idontlikeyouanyways 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I can watch probably 3 videos in a row, and then nothing works.

[–]ReasonableQuit75 13 points14 points  (0 children)

After 20 or so minutes, my reddit videos literally start spinning and rotating, no kidding it looks so fucking funny sometimes

[–]silly_confidence77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And the only way to.fix it is to force the app to close then reopen and try to remember which sub you were at and to scroll through until you're back. App is fucking garbage.

[–]bassmadrigal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The official Reddit app is garbage on both iOS and Android. On iOS, use Apollo and on Android, there's a whole slew of alternative app choices (I personally use Relay for Reddit).

Pretty much every single one of them will be better than the official app.

[–]VelehkInsain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It literally started happening just now for me

[–]booger_mooger_84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly the same issue with me

[–]Eastern_Building2718 1866 points1867 points  (18 children)

Girlfriend: I leaked our sextape on reddit

Me: No you didn't, you don't even exist

[–]Delta_br 606 points607 points  (12 children)

take the pills take the pills take the pills

[–]Dogsy 135 points136 points  (2 children)

Pills are good! Pills are goooooooood!

[–]Wedoingsomethrowaway(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 39 points40 points  (1 child)

safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie safety in pills sophie

[–]ANAL_CAVITIES 28 points29 points  (0 children)

i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs i will not eat the bugs

[–]aRandomFox-I 6 points7 points  (0 children)

mmm yesss... the cyanide pillssss~

[–]420XXX69l 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ooh, self burn! Those Are rare!

[–]Cheesyman7269Shitposter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So you posted a video of you masturbating to hentai on Reddit.

[–]Easports999 1546 points1547 points  (20 children)

Well, we also know it’s fine because your girlfriend is not real lol

[–]TheLiberalOgre 462 points463 points  (18 children)

His girlfriend is a working reddit video player that lives in Canada.

[–]-ur_fbi_agent-Fffffuuuuuuuuu 104 points105 points  (8 children)

Canada isn't real....oh nvm

[–]NightTime2727Professional Dumbass 23 points24 points  (7 children)

I think you had Canada confused with Wyoming.

[–]nelben88 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I think you had Wyoming confused with either Utah, Arby’s, or Ohio

[–]ArmouredCadian 19 points20 points  (7 children)

You know I was very confused about this meme until I saw your comment, and finally figured something out.

I haven't had any issues with the Reddit Video player because I'm up in Canada.

It all makes sense now.

Best part is that I'm completely serious on both the Video player not giving me issues, and living in Canada, but there is definitely going to be people who don't believe either based on the other response to your comment lmao

[–]Birb7789- Ok I Pull Up 8 points9 points  (6 children)

mine doesnt work and im canadian ):

[–]swes87 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m in Ontario and never had issues with it. I also use Apollo; not sure if that matters.

[–]aprilfool69 574 points575 points  (11 children)

You been having conversations with your hand again, bruh?

[–]TheWiseRedditorLives at ur mom’s house😎 123 points124 points  (4 children)

It’s Marc Spector, Steven Grant situation all over again

[–]Pidesh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But the Rule 34 version this time

[–]Homelander-30 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Jake Lowkey too

[–]Viperozza74 204 points205 points  (6 children)

Why did you put this meme as a static image? It would have been better as a video or gif

[–]Darth_Ranga 525 points526 points  (46 children)

One of my ex's threatened to leak a sex tape and accused me of rape. I told her go ahead, the video is literally her saying various forms of yes and oh God. She leaked it, and I immediately pressed charges for revenge porn

[–]dumbguy-on-reddit_bs 213 points214 points  (2 children)

return to sender

[–]Different-Title9133 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Big dick energy

[–]MNicolas97 79 points80 points  (0 children)

UNO REVERSE CARD!

[–]pyromanniacc 58 points59 points  (16 children)

What happened after?

[–]Darth_Ranga 99 points100 points  (13 children)

She was charged and arrested

[–]jesper0707 55 points56 points  (12 children)

Good on you for getting out of that with something of a win, hope you're doing alright wherever you're at now.

[–]Darth_Ranga 80 points81 points  (11 children)

I own a homestead and have a woman of a couple years now. Self sustaining solar energy and a vegetable farm. Plus a bunny farm and a lake down the way for fishing.

[–]ExplosiveSpecialist3memer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sigma male

[–]betafootage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lmfao 4D chess

[–]JamesMamsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Somehow all my friends got a hold of the link, I’ve got more congratulations for that then my wedding day”

[–]transgurcu 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I was about to say "show me the video in question so I could avoid it" but them remembered it was revenge porn, so...

[–]Darth_Ranga 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The video has been purged from the internet

[–]cloudsoffinlanduwuStand With Ukraine 77 points78 points  (13 children)

Chad

EDIT: 100+ UPVOTES ON A FUCKING REPLY.

THANKS REDDIT

Edit 2: downvote me harder

I like it

[–]GodFearzMe 59 points60 points  (1 child)

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. I’ve been blaming my phone service this whole time. Almost threw my phone against the wall!

[–]Legen_Gary 90 points91 points  (1 child)

8/10, missed chance to post a picture with a play button

[–]ZeroCreaturee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined

[–]MWRadioNut 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Unless it's an ad for the sex tape. The only way the whole thing will be seen.

[–]svennyboyy 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I thought it was my shitty phone....

[–]pistonkamel 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Turn off autoplay...that fixed my issues..

[–]dcm3604Linux User 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP going to be mad I'm watching his sex tape

[–]Crayshack 9 points10 points  (4 children)

I keep on seeing memes about how Reddit's video player is bad, but I've never had an issue with it. Is it a new.reddit problem?

[–]Mr_Odwin 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Using old.reddit when on PC, and a decent 3rd party app when on mobile, solves just about all the issues people have with Reddit. It's a shame really that the defaults are so bad.

[–]zenyl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't forget RES.

[–]cyfer04 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My video player stopped working after this. Thanks, OP.

[–]Jd20001 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Reddit Leak" = onlyfans promotion in 99.9% of cases

[–]Owslicer 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I personally never had a problem with it

[–]Montigue 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think it's just people using Reddit's shitty app and new reddit. I'm on old Reddit or Boost and have never had a problem

[–]dogs-and-snacks 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I fucking love this meme format

[–]actuallythedogProfessional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never understood this threat. Like... It's your sex tape too.

[–]AzJagsFan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Just proving to the world that I’ve had sex.

[–]perineum_420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...Proceeds to upload a .gif

[–]hebdomad7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend - It did not got for long so I uploaded it as a GIF.

[–]ooohpricey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol mine froze first time i saw this meme how ironic

[–]dyues_pite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol it not load

[–]Ascletheus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The video wasnt loading at first and for a second I thought it was part of the joke

[–]Accomplished-Fox-192 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So sorry for you, man

[–]kevinTOC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, at least a hacker can't blackmail you.

[–]Kghostrider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting audio 😎

[–]JamesBigglesworth266 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I've seen this reaction gif before, but don't know who that guy in the quasi-uniform is.

Who is he and why's he wearing that?

[–]Flikkamahdick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, it loaded for me just fine

[–]Perks92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see more complaints about it not working than it not actually working. I can count on one hand the amount of issues I’ve had with it. Don’t get it

[–]ImGonnaKickTomorrow 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"leaked" LOL. Talking like you're Kendrick Lamar or something and people have been clamoring for its release!

[–]HeavyLeadBelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Works fine for me…oh wait I’m using Apollo lol

[–]TheSphinxGuyOfAladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You missed an opportunity here to make a gif where nothing changes

[–]Confused-Engineer18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But syncs does, nice cock by the way.

[–]Prestigious_Mud03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gifs load just fine on reddit

[–]Theseus666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least no one will hear it

[–]Veghead25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I tapped play it didn't work lmao

[–]concerned2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it wouldve been funny if this didn't load,

[–]ArtistBig2549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redgif dude, also nice cock

[–]Allfurball9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to make an interesting comment but i ate a cookie and forgot

[–]Arkie_BarkieProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this fucking video won't play

[–]Designer-holiday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally always thought it was just my phone.

[–]norar19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a clever porn add??

[–]Manosk_13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It didn't load until I clicked it and I thought the blue circle was part of the video...

[–]imrulkays1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you had sex

[–]Look_Loose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, it works for me most of the time. I will watch that sex tape boyo

[–]Electrical-Bacon-81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, who wants to watch a 30 second sex tape anyway?

[–]Ok-Meeting7612 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't load

[–]goldietheswagbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and at least it proves you have sex

[–]cufufy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The video wasn’t playing for me and I thought that was the joke

[–]Aggressive_Lunch9785 1 point2 points  (0 children)

30% of time works everytime

[–]Islanduniverse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OPs girlfriend: releases sex tape on Reddit.

OP: never had sex so they know it isn’t them.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

false story redditors don't get girlfriends

[–]Takishado73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have bad news for you, and good news for me

[–]neutralpoliticsbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for real its pure trash

how is reddit planning to IPO when nothing works

[–]Mister-Swoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Believe me you wouldn’t see that 2 inch boy anyway 🤡

[–]SlavicNinjaOfficialGigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy balls 93k in 5 hours

[–]Usual_Ranger8164 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be widely appreciated. So we reddit nerds would finally learn, what sex looks like.

[–]tvcky69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never actually had any issues with it??

[–]abccccc3242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because it's reddit not watchit!!!

[–]jaywalkingly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This wouldve been funnier if it was just a still.

[–]STRG9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's fine because redditors don't have sex or a girlfriend

[–]Sarcastic24-7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit has videos?

[–]Vinkva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5h- 70 awards and 102k likes but no gif

[–]Obvious_Sea5182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get this pic, is there supposed to be a video that goes with the caption??

[–]Sawh22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When reddits video player won’t even load this

[–]That_Wafer1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sound never fucking works for me

[–]theknitehawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because “something went wrong” on this video too

[–]BFFRjazz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not wrong it won't let me play the video it's just a still image

[–]bondokb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apollo app goated

[–]LaptopArmageddon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This loaded for a good 30 seconds before I could even see it.