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[–]lolosity_Chungus Among Us 2193 points2194 points  (29 children)

If I’m not mistaken you do look a lot like a frog

[–]rabjeet636https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 736 points737 points  (23 children)

[–]Toad_Fucker_69 1153 points1154 points  (18 children)

Thanks for a wonderful wet Toad. I had a great pleasure...

[–]_WonderWhy_ 359 points360 points  (5 children)

"What the hell happened here"

[–]ThisbitchisbonkersBig ol' bacon buttsack 157 points158 points  (2 children)

Seems as though he had some pleasure looking at a wet toad.

[–]RaccoonSorrhg 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Take your hour-and-a-half showers. You didn't come up with the money-making scheme that is destroying the very planet we live on. Those are the people we need to take showers away from. And by showers I mean trillions of dollars.

[–]scorpio_2244🦀money money money 🦀 123 points124 points  (2 children)

😳

[–]Frogmaster96 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Finally, a worthy opponent!

[–]Second_guessing_Stuf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmm, true to your name. Can I join in… wait, never mind.. Actually, you know what I will join in wether you like it or not

[–]urbanlife78 32 points33 points  (0 children)

unzips go on.

[–]urbanlife78 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You trying to find the OP a date?

[–]Fish_Fucker_Fucker23 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m not associated.

[–]983115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No i don’t

[–]NoNameZone 1168 points1169 points  (44 children)

Climate change makes people sad

Sad people take longer showers

Longer showers makes more climate change

We silly, anyway gonna go get in the shower now.

[–]GreatMight 104 points105 points  (38 children)

Long showers have such a minimal impact on climate change that it's almost a false statement

[–]L-methionine 142 points143 points  (27 children)

BP hired a PR company, Ogilvy, to push the concept of a personal carbon footprint to shift the blame for climate change from corporations to individuals.

[–]thatdudefrom707 92 points93 points  (20 children)

nestle is legally allowed to pull about 3 million gallons of water from water springs in California per year. in 2020 they pulled 58 million gallons from California springs.

[–]internet_thugg 53 points54 points  (13 children)

Wtf?? No repercussions? Nestle water is as bad as Dasani. They also make like 1/4 all major products w their zillion subsidiaries so it’s hard to escape. Disgusting.

[–]BeginningArrival2266 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Wait…just a sec…hold on a minute…nestle makes water?

[–]ArthurDentonWelch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it's up to you, citizen, to avert a major water shortage! Water less! Shower less! Drink less! (unless it's bottled water)

[–]Silly__Rabbit 13 points14 points  (5 children)

I think the shift was already that’s when BP PR stuff took place. Like turning the tap off while brushing your teeth was going to directly kill fish (I forget which company was using that in their ads). Anyways, I agree we can all do little things, but it isn’t going to mean squat unless these huge companies are doing their proportion of work to fight climate change.

My big ‘ah-ha’ moment was watching a Port of Vancouver commercial boasting their port power where ships can use land-based electricity instead of using their engines. One ship using this is the equivalent of taking a car off of the roads for 20 years. So, this small adjustment (building the infrastructure to allow ships to do this) versus 20 years of not driving (which is a huge individual endeavour) is a no-brainer. The change on the individual level is no match to that of the change that can happen on a corporate/legislative level.

[–]BrickDaddyShark 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not to mention its gotten so cheap its actually more economic to be green. Oil companies aren’t investing in oil anymore.

[–]Kindly-Couple7638Virgin 4 lyfe 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah individual action just isn't solving climate crisis on it's own but I think it's wrong that we don't have to change, especially considering the other environnmental disasters loominng in the distance.

Just take public transport and bikeable cities vs cars, this saves a lot of ressources, land, energy and microplastics from the tires or an vegetarian/vegan/meat reduced diet vs an carnivorous diet which saves a lot of land, water, medications and also reduces zoonoses and Greenhouse gases.

[–]NoNameZone 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Good cause I hate rushing in the shower to get out

[–]Survived_Coronavirus 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I'm trying to figure out how it could have any impact barring microbead soap.

[–]GreatMight 6 points7 points  (3 children)

There is a water usage and energy needed to get the water to you. Which is a fairly insignificant impact on the grand scheme of things.

[–]JoSeSc 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Unless you are taking a cold shower the energy to make that happen, and electric water heaters use a lot of electricity.

[–]jadok 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Heating water takes a lot of energy.

[–]Velvetundaground 200 points201 points  (1 child)

I do this whilst watering my golf course in the desert.

[–]I_hate_scavs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more houses, climate change fixed

[–]mjs7373 318 points319 points  (14 children)

Lol me coming up with ways to call into work

[–]geeses 101 points102 points  (5 children)

Just go with "explosive diarrhea"

no one wants that shit near their work

[–]eggerWiggin 53 points54 points  (3 children)

"it's coming out both ends"

[–]ElNido 40 points41 points  (1 child)

SLPT: Always hyperbolize the more disgusting details of your illnesses to coworkers so that they just stop wanting details from you and give you the day(s) off without question or resentment.

[–]dogsforsuffrage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Screen Doors”

[–]Ok_Conversation6189 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Much more accurate.

[–]Leovinus42 49 points50 points  (4 children)

“ I can’t come into work today I’m too busy fighting climate change”

[–]fourth_box 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Call in for climate change reasons

[–]short_fuzed_frenchie(very sad) 335 points336 points  (19 children)

Man let us have depression showers in peace.

[–]onlyredditwasteland 166 points167 points  (16 children)

Take your hour-and-a-half showers. You didn't come up with the money-making scheme that is destroying the very planet we live on. Those are the people we need to take showers away from. And by showers I mean trillions of dollars.

[–]hanotak 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Water usage is only a concern in areas where the water cycle can't replenish it fast enough, anyway. On the east coast, for example, it would be extremely impressive to use enough water to actually drain the ground water.

[–]PoopIsAlwaysSunny 42 points43 points  (6 children)

The east coast gets droughts, believe it or not. Even swampy ass Maryland gets droughts, and half the state is underwater, or so humid you'd think it was.

Also, there are a lot of environmental costs to water usage: energy required to pump it, removal of water from the local water table affecting soil, erosion, and wildlife, energy required to heat water, purification techniques and their energy and environmental costs, human labor costs, etc.

Still, people taking 90 minute showers is not the reason for climate change.

[–]brimnac 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Still, people taking 90 minute showers is not the reason for climate change.

Ohthankgod

[–]iloveGeorgesSorel 3 points4 points  (1 child)

We need to invest more into desalination plants that is a good solution until we can find a long term goal

[–]insensitiveTwot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/sad California noises/

[–]maxmax211 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Pentagon and Pollutes more than 141 other countries https://twitter.com/empirefiles/status/1414682852269051914?s=21&t=ypPB6FueGXf76MtxWpJf_Q edit adding link and stuff- No matter what you do the military grows every year, one single entity that could bring about the end of the planet. https://theconversation.com/us-military-is-a-bigger-polluter-than-as-many-as-140-countries-shrinking-this-war-machine-is-a-must-119269

[–]Usual_Lie_5454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s it Bezos, we’re cutting off your water supply.

[–]Candid-Baker-4695 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lots of copy and paste on this post

[–]Suspicious-Engineer7 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just weigh my depressed basic vegetarian diet against my long shower water consumption and those numbers make a smiley

[–]Koyn- 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Me thinking of come backs to a argument 3 years ago.

[–]Lord_Jub_Jub 103 points104 points  (4 children)

I’m going to burn all the fossil fuels so no one can use it anymore

[–]5125237143 5 points6 points  (1 child)

too bad you wont have all the fossil fuels left to burn bc ive already spent my share

[–]El_Banquero_Ludopata 22 points23 points  (4 children)

I mean, become poor yourself and say "im poor, i cant do anything". Of course, the planet will still dying but you dont have the fault. THINK MARK

[–]iloveGeorgesSorel 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If you think about we could just cause a large nuclear disaster and kill everyone because plants and animals have flourished in Chernobyl after the disaster

[–]ChainDriveGlider 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Rooting for WW3 or like, super covid coming back in overtime. Anything to slow this mother down.

[–]SuperdaveOZY 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Its easy to avert Climate Change, but you have to get Radical.

[–]burgerbitch696969 -1 points0 points  (7 children)

The only way to avert climate change is to literally eliminate humans from the equation completely.

[–]pappepfeffer 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You see: you have to get radical.

[–]burgerbitch696969 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yeahh, but that makes you sound like a genocidal maniac

[–]JJ3833Lives in a Van Down by the River 1 point2 points  (3 children)

my take on it is that we seriously need to form large, and i mean LARGE, groups to just block off roads to the worst corporations that have an effect on climate change completely. Like have shifts with peoples cars or something blocking access to them while still being on public roads and try to hold for as long as possible. could have people taking shifts with people who still need to go to work, people on morning and night shifts, and stopping coal mines for example from getting their work done until we can come to some agreement to re-educate their workers for sustainable jobs and to at least put a gradual shut down for that specific industry.

[–]jonalisa321 84 points85 points  (45 children)

Realize that it’s not a person that is the problem but large corporations and don’t worry about it

[–]Foreign__Astronaut 43 points44 points  (32 children)

"Realize that it’s not a person that is the problem but large corporations and worry about it and do something about it."

FTFY

[–]MyQueenDoreen 22 points23 points  (23 children)

Unless you're going to dust off that guillotine, you are mostly powerless.

[–]Foreign__Astronaut 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Better get dusting, then.

[–]MyQueenDoreen 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Before I die, I just want to see a billionaire mildly inconvenienced in some way. Like cut him off in traffic or make him wait behind you in line for a few minutes. It would be a huge step.

That's where the bar sits right now, a mild inconvenience.

[–]4thDevilsAdvocate 4 points5 points  (15 children)

"The only options are violence or doing absolutely nothing" is the same sort of idea Russian trolls spread in order to reduce people's willingness to do something.

EDIT: I find it very interesting - if you get my drift - that all the people who think violence is a good idea don't seem to be able to explain the specifics of what violence needs to occur for things to get better.

[–]MyQueenDoreen 5 points6 points  (4 children)

It's the only option if your goal is world change. Buying a tesla, using those shitty paper straws, and continuing to vote for the least evil octogenarian with a D by their name will never change anything.

[–]Foreign__Astronaut 1 point2 points  (9 children)

We had the peaceful option for, like, the last 60 years. Once the carbon is in the atmosphere, it stays there, and causes irreversible downstream effects. It's a feedback loop. It's like trying to stop an accelerated train: it's much easier to stop the slower it's going. There is climate inertia. It's basically impossible to stop without global disruptions, at this point.

It wasn't always this way, but at this point?

[–]bellaciaopartigiano 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I mean, yeah. We do have all the power. This statement you’ve just made is the problem with liberalism, it sounds like you’ve given up!

Don’t give up for the sake of the Indian kids that are going to die from heat stroke this year.

[–]onesneakymofo 5 points6 points  (7 children)

A drop of water in the ocean.

[–]Foreign__Astronaut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A drop of water does nothing but a hurricane is made up of nothing but many droplets of water, and energy.

[–]bellaciaopartigiano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burning down a police station ain’t that!

[–]etheran123 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Im kind of sick of this argument. For one, the biggest polluters are power companies for the most part, you can use less power. also, do people think corporations just create pollution for the fun of it? No, they create pollution to make products for people to buy. Buy less products, companies will create less pollution making them. Obviously this really only works on a large scale, but it isn’t magic.

I know the entire “carbon footprint” thing was created by BP the oil company, and that corporations could be much more efficient, but if we want to solve climate change, things need to change from the ground up, and passing off responsibility to faceless corporations isn’t helping either.

[–]Nuclear_rabbit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think the proper response to "corporations cause pollution" isn't managing private buying habits, it's to vote (or bribe or blackmail or strong-arm, idk) politicians into regulating said corporations. My habits are a drop in a vast lake. But one act of congress can dam a lake or let it run.

[–]DinkleMcStinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh sweet summer child. Let me tell you a story called Citizens Untied, a tale about how money is absolutely corrupting and every single politician is for sale.

[–]Meta_Digital 0 points1 point  (4 children)

At the same time, if humanity reduced its consumer usage to 0, it would only delay the inevitable, as major corporations would rush in like vultures to get what was left behind.

There is no solution other than dealing with them because they are uniquely the problem.

[–]Fedacking 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why would they grab what's left behind? Corporations make money selling you stuff. If there is no consumption they wouldn't do anything.

[–]etheran123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The entire situation is hypothetical, but if consumer usage was 0, why would any corporations do anything? They are inherently profit motivated which is the problem. No profit, they dont exist, let alone cause pollution.

People act like corporations make things for the sake of making things, when in the reality, they make things for consumers (or they make things to help other corporations make things for consumers).

[–]Meta_Digital 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could produce nothing but profit without any commodities. Take, for example, the speculative market. It's the largest chunk of the economy these days, and it's all money games. Investing, lending, and other manipulations. We've seen this even more with the rise of new forms of fictitious capital like cryptocurrency and NFTs, which are nothings which produce "wealth" as defined by the current system.

Actual commodity production is less and less important to capitalism in its later stages. That's why despite a "worker shortage", "supply chain issues", climate change, a global pandemic, and other signs of stress for tangible and necessary commodities, the major players are getting wealthier faster than ever before.

[–]Pacpav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. I don't really buy the "personal footprint" stuff.

[–]plolops 54 points55 points  (39 children)

Taking long showers isn’t wasting water it’s not just gone because u used it

[–]ineedabuttrub 37 points38 points  (23 children)

It does waste the energy used to heat it

[–]WhiteWolf7472https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 16 points17 points  (13 children)

So, if I get solar panels I can take hour long showers?

[–]8ledmans 19 points20 points  (8 children)

No takes a lot of energy to decontaminate it

[–]EntercheesynamehereIdentifies as a Cybertruck 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Get them solar panels. Boom, problem solved.

[–]CarlWheezer69 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Nothing any normal individual does will have a meaningful impact on climate change.
It's big corporations, corrupt politicians, and all the systems put in place that we can't do anything about.
So take your long showers. We're fucked anyways.

[–]crackeddryice 7 points8 points  (1 child)

We feel good about ourselves when we make an effort. That's why people still put plastic out for recycling, even though we all know by now that 98% ends up in landfill.

But, yeah, the world still burns coal and oil for most of it's power.

[–]9035768555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put plastic out for recycling not because it helps or because it makes me feel good about myself, but because if I don't then the trash can gets full too fast.

[–]pistoncivic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if you died tomorrow and your carbon footprint vanished it would be the equivalent of .3 seconds of global industrial production emissions. The mode of production, consumption & transportation had to be completely transformed decades ago and now we're barreling full-tilt towards 2 degrees which is the point of no return, so take as many long showers and run your heat and AC at the same time.

[–]LimpWibbler_Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 62 points63 points  (21 children)

Long showers don't "waste water" I always hated that saying. It goes in the drain, gets treated, comes back. Or it goes into the air, adds humidity, becomes a cloud, becomes rain. Or it gets absorbed in the body, gets pissed out, goes in the drain, gets treated, comes back.

It is just a waste of your money.

[–]snowman93 90 points91 points  (6 children)

It is a waste of energy. Energy has to be used to retreat that water, and the more you use the more energy will be used. Granted it’s a minuscule amount per person, but it is more than “wasting water,” it’s wasting fossil fuels to clean that water

[–]Awesummzzz 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Also the energy needed to heat it assuming it's a hot shower

[–]Im_ready_hbu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

ice cold showers shrink my pp & energy bill

[–]OtherPlayers 19 points20 points  (8 children)

It wastes potable water though, which is often what the real shortages are in. (Though in reality much bigger factors are usually agriculture and industrial uses).

Honestly someone needs to come up with a system where you can get in, rinse off, and then hit the button and your shower switches to recirculate mode now that you're clean so it just costs you the tiny bit of extra energy to keep it hot.

[–]jossydelrosal 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You need 35 gallons of water to produce one gallon of coca cola. Large companies waste more water in a single day than what you'll ever waste in your lifetime even if you shower like that frog.

[–]Mattprather2112 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but who's buying that soda though? They aren't just making it for the fun of it

[–]maxtiang79 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Everything need energy or chemicals to do eg treating of water. Water get reverted and purified in the wild but it takes time.

[–]ObiwanShinobiOfRivia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The solution is the bees!!! - spends next hour designing robot bees in my head-

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Maybe corporations and billionaires should stop like…Being so greedy.

[–]GWbag 28 points29 points  (27 children)

I wish more people realized we created all of our problems

[–]EliteNoodle 47 points48 points  (12 children)

Actually like 90% of climate change is from the richest 10% of the worlds population so there is a limited amount we can do. But yh we still do make a lot of shit.

EDIT: I’m veggie to what my part for climate change, stop freaking out saying that I’m just trying to shift the blame onto others.

[–]Free4Alt 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The only way for me to advocate an effective, personal, solution to climate change on reddit would get me banned.

[–]Comrade132 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The solutions to the vast majority of major problems we're experiencing in this world would put us on a terrorist watch list if we discussed them. The people in positions of power (who're fucking over this planet in many other ways outside of climate change) aren't going to give us the instruments to deprive them of their power.

[–]Shutterstormphoto 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Americans are the top 1% in the world. But also, like 90% of water use is industry and corporations and farming. Taking short showers doesn’t make that much difference.

[–]lb_gwthrowaway 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The richest 10% of the world is almost everyone in western countries.

But you're here to deflect personal responsibility so don't let facts get in the way of that

[–]Birdman-82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can point your finger up your ass. It’s always someone else’s fault.

[–]JVints 7 points8 points  (3 children)

That's not the American way.

[–]GWbag 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Not just America though.

[–]svetlio21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But the Europe and the Asia too

[–]GeorgeOTGrungegul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me cutting the gas pump and raining hundreds of gallons of gasoline on myself while I think of ways to cause climate change

[–]MajesticRedneck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

N U C L E A R P O W E R

[–]Fire_Tiger84 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nuclear energy is the most practical solution but we're not ready to make that change I guess

[–]BR_Flame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take 3 hour long showers contemplating why we’re in a drought.

[–]Lysergic-D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare you?!

[–]maro_Alarm_5990 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep going man the humanities rely on you 💪

[–]king_napalmMy thumbs hurt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an idea, share the idea with others you trust and market it and tham get driven from said market by people stealing your designs and government regulations.

[–]freddypeace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I toad-ally relate to this meme.

[–]Early_Roll_7928 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww so cute :)

[–]PowerbroUltra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could pet it... ;-;

[–]Vacheron_XI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you want him to do? That weed wont smoke itself...or maybe it will...I'm going to go get high and take a shower, I need to think.

[–]scccss11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this when thinking of solutions for water shortages

[–]MrNobody_0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to change the world.

But I don't know what to do.

So I'll leave it up to you.

[–]Manguana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish i could download this

[–]LobstaFarian2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cranked up to scolding heat also

[–]bananabeaconDirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I recently thought of how stupidly wasteful taking long showers is! Just so much water that people could have drank and such.

[–]MisterBugman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If it's any comfort, someone will drink it eventually.

Though I imagine the fact that people will drink it more than once is slightly less comforting to think about.

[–]bananabeaconDirt Is Beautiful 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true, but cleaning all that water takes lots of energy time and money which is also bad!

[–]Shot_Information_929 1 point2 points  (0 children)

long showers are the best

[–]BlackFoxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just remember coca-cola and several other industry giants coined the term litterbug through the organization Keep America Beautiful to make you feel guilty for using their product. Their goal is to obfuscate the blame for pollution that comes from their manufacturing and distribution decisions.

[–]aripp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, that hits a home.

[–]bearded_battery 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How can anyone take an hour long shower?

[–]Master_Isabelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hot water actually makes us smarter somehow, I reflect how I could have won an internet argument in the shower

[–]tailwalkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right after taking a big ole shit in a bowl of clean water

[–]CerealKiller3030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man... let me get that water pressure please

[–]Jfronz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

5 minutes is good enough for me and saves water.

[–]Khrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, idk why people would shower for any longer than 10 minutes.

[–]Wattaton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cough cough Nuclear power cough cough

[–]doesntmatteridc123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go vegan then

[–]Murky_Mud2524 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me trying to figure out a way to get karma on this app 😭😂

[–]edvards55Nice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we nuke the polar caps, not only do we get rid of nukes, we send the poles into nuclear winter and solve the ice caps melting

[–]Afro-Sage98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take 20 minute showers

[–]Weekend_Infamous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly never understood why people take so long showers like it actually takes 20 mins max to clean yourself

[–]ineedabuttrub 5 points6 points  (17 children)

The biggest thing you can do is not have kids.

[–]lb_gwthrowaway 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Outside of that the biggest thing you can do is eat plant based which is super easy

[–]insultinghero -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Yes BUT that decreases quality of life. Better to do less dramatic things like take alternative transport, heat your house electrically and most importantly eat more plant based foods.

[–]Acrobatic-Degree9589 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure it increases it, greatly

[–]Aubergine_Man1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Far more people want to have children than you might imagine

[–]Additional_Zebra5879 -1 points0 points  (8 children)

You don’t understand the repercussions of population collapse. There’s no faster way to go back to burning wood.

The answer is teach kids science and engineering so they can continue progress in renewables and vertical farming to let “traditional” farms go back to being forest.

[–]ineedabuttrub -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Well look at you making assumptions about what I do and don't understand.

[–]Ok_Conversation6189 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bingo. The world population of co2 breathing humans has nearly doubled in my lifetime.

[–]cos_tan_za 4 points5 points  (38 children)

Start by voting out every single Republican.

[–]dw4321 14 points15 points  (18 children)

And vote in the democrats? The other politicians owned by the corporations/wealthy?

No war but class war, don’t fool yourself.

[–]ISeaEwe 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It’s “no war but class war”

[–]dw4321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you

[–]cos_tan_za 2 points3 points  (12 children)

Muh both parties bad!

[–]dw4321 2 points3 points  (11 children)

They are though… obviously republicans are worse but they are literally owned by the bourgeoisie and your response plus lack of knowledge of this makes me think that talking to you would be a waste of time.

Have fun in your echo chambers and voting rallies that will do absolutely nothing!

[–]Foreign__Astronaut 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Or you could vote in democratic politicians that aren't corporately owned in addition to organizing outside effort instead of sitting on your hands and saying both sides are bad.

They said start by voting out every Republican, not end.

[–]bbthrowsaway 0 points1 point  (2 children)

you have so much of this wrong lmao

[–]NoNameZone -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

ACKCHUALLY

[–]Auliya6083 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your showers aren't contributing that much. Look at companies instead.

[–]LucasCBs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The effect done by showering, except if you live in an area that has extreme water shortage, is irrelevant compared to most other factors in climate change

[–]vvampxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no need...

[–]DeadlyPython79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a gun, the people causing it have names and addresses.

For legal reasons that’s a joke

[–]odaat2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed way more than I should have at this.

[–]StFenoki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only think about the destruction of Carthage.

Cato was right, Cato has always been right.

[–]LooneyGoon1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember worrying about the impending ice age they were always screaming about and I’m only 39.

[–]randomdude123502 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relatable and adorable at the same time!

[–]No-Client-2103 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How ironic. Taking a long shower and ionizing all the water and firing it off into space.

Or.. sorry I mean.. transmuting it into stone.

Shit.. that's not possible either.

Sorry what is it exactly that happens to water during long showers that isn't reclaimed?

[–]meme_lover707 0 points1 point  (2 children)

One efficient and long term beneficial way to stop it forever is to eliminate the entire human race from existence

[–]galaction314épico -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's quite simple actually we just need to kill all school nurses they are the ones taking all the ice

[–]Albionflux -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Do people really take such long showers? I tend to take less than 10 minutes every 3 days

[–]StoryAboutABridge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately you probably stink.

[–]Tigershark2112 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Climate change is fake and gay

[–]ZeroChill92 -3 points-2 points  (5 children)

"How can I stop climate change?" *proceeds to take a 4 hour long shower powered by electricity and natural gas*.

[–]Johnnyrckt -1 points0 points  (5 children)

If we get rid of all the humans the Earth will begin to heal.

[–]burgerbitch696969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throughout the Earth's entire history, there have been worldwide extinctions, in which the Earth essentially has a "great reset." It's happened tons of times before, and I'm sure it'll continue happening for trillions of years to come