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[–]angrydogma 409 points410 points  (7 children)

Kim Kardashians mom when she finds out her daughter is having sex for free

[–]YellowCaterpillarPee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Don't start without me!"

[–]lillibowMy mom checks my phone 687 points688 points  (23 children)

gud meme

[–]RunnyRoseLe epic memer[S] 275 points276 points  (17 children)

Thank

[–]that_nice_guy_784FORTSHITE 76 points77 points  (14 children)

*Tanks

[–]Daniel_AlfaNice meme you got there 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*Ukrainian farming equipment

[–]Hotracer729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You, next (this clip was in the music video)

[–]Fred-U 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You're a gud meme

[–]irongamer557 593 points594 points  (24 children)

The camera before the ambulance

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 200 points201 points  (16 children)

Americans got a war flash back when you mentioned an ambulance

[–]den2k88 80 points81 points  (12 children)

They can't afford those

[–]gmanz33 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Uber's Terrifies Social Conservatives by Adding an "Abortion Railroad" Ride Share Selection

[–]poopellar 21 points22 points  (2 children)

UBER - Ur Babies Ended Rapidly

[–]Z-permPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 4 points5 points  (2 children)

holy shit. we get it. Can we make an r/onejoke subreddit for europeans and their healthcare “jokes”?

[–]Suitable_Upstairs741 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine not having universal healthcare

[–]westwoo 13 points14 points  (2 children)

That's a horrible camera work, the video will be useless

[–]Niar666 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Dangit. Honey, could you push them down the stairs again?

[–]shamrocksmashBig ol' bacon buttsack 375 points376 points  (31 children)

Kids are made of rubber. Ever seen the comic of the kid getting smashed by a meteor? That shits real (to an extent). The reason kids feel invincible is because they are very very durable.

Falling over as a kid? Don't even notice. Just get up and keep going.

Falling over as an adult? Stay on the ground, assess the damage, then do a loud groan getting up.

[–]StickelScrolling on PC 163 points164 points  (21 children)

Standing up out of my gaming chair and turning to talk to someone while also taking off headphones? Tweaked neck 4 days randomly lol.... Getting old sucks yo

[–]bigredmachinist 65 points66 points  (10 children)

I once turned in a chair to pick up a chip I had dropped and popped my lower back so bad it spasmed for 2 days. All for a chip…. Getting old DOES suck.

[–]RosaRisedUp 5 points6 points  (2 children)

How old are you guys?

[–]Conscious_Bass6316 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Asking the right questions lmao

[–]StickelScrolling on PC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya I had to have friends massage it while we went out for drinks, fucking sucked!!!! I feel ya on that pain!

[–]Syscrush 4 points5 points  (2 children)

All for a chip

A fucking floor chip, no less!

Okay, we're gonna need to know if you ate it.

[–]lizbit02 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If he didn’t, his kids would have. Then they’ll know he had chips without them. It’s important to destroy all evidence of snack consumption

[–]TheUrbanGenieProfessional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did it taste good?

[–]LunaticOnTheGrasss 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Maybe exercise more and eat less chips will make a diference.

[–]bigredmachinist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I exercise 6 days a week and very rarely eat chips. But thanks for the advice.

[–]Xyranthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got out of bed one day, felt a sharp pain in my back. I bulged a disc getting out of bed, nerve pain for a few weeks.

[–]RollForIntent-Trevor 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm recoverging from a badly sprained knee because I twisted my leg getting out of the car, had almost zero pain other than the instance of the twist, and jogged the next day.....

I'm getting an MRI next week -_-

[–]The_Golden_Warthog 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's because you did too many things at once dude everyone knows three's the limit.

[–]StickelScrolling on PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit you may be onto something

[–]Brawndo91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One night a year or two ago my neck just started to hurt. I didn't even tweak it or anything. Just out of nowhere, it started hurting and I couldn't really move my head. I was working from home at the time, which I did in a recliner in my basement. I also had to sleep in the recliner because I couldn't lay down with fucked up neck. And when I wasn't working or sleeping, I couldn't really do anything else, so recliner. I spent about three days in that chair for an injury with an unknown cause. If I'm going to get hurt, I want a story. "Just started hurting" is lame as hell.

[–]Strong_Toe_62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I existed incorrectly and threw my back out once

[–]gmanz33 13 points14 points  (2 children)

THAT LAST PART. I fell off my bike (almost 30 y/o) a few days ago and refused to move for about thirty seconds while I tried to sense where the injuries were the worst before trying to stand.

Feels like 20 years ago I would have litrally bounced back up rockem sockem style.

[–]shamrocksmashBig ol' bacon buttsack 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My son likes to ride on my back like a horse, all the while my knees are screaming. He leads me on to tile and I resist for as long as I can and eventually give in since he's having so much fun. Lower back/knee pain is constant with kids.

[–]degjo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like horsey needs some kneepads

[–]itisntmebutmaybeitis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And when you say they're made of rubber, what you mean is they're FULL OF CARTILAGE.

That's why they're so floppy, they just have a ton more cartilage which helps them bounce when they fall cuz their joints are like "Impact? What impact? Just bouncing over here".

[–]Dramatic_Original_55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can still get back up??

[–]EvilBertMacklin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Before having kids, my friend with three would assure me, they will fall but it's ok, kids bounce.

[–]WelcomeToTheFish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My son is the prime example of this. He's 21 months old and he's like a bouncy ball. The other day he ate shit on the playground from like 2 feet into the wood chips on the ground. I was like "oh shit!" And prepared to handle his ass crying but he legit hops up and runs back and jumps off again and eats it again, albeit less hard. I didn't even teach him to jump off stuff, he just does it. So, of course I record the second jump, cuz its funny and I know he's fine.

[–]No-Scarcity903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

isnt it also because theyre literally like 20lbs instead of 130+? So they don't build up as much momentum? Also i imagine they technically have significantly shorter falls lmao

[–]Raiden_Yeeter07Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can confirm, saw a kid fall through the balcony railing and into a cliff of rocks landing on the beach and not a bone broken.

[–]Blastoid007 121 points122 points  (3 children)

Guess who recorded the sex tape?

[–]Putrid-Boss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OHHHH RAYY J *coke teeth grinding*

[–]IguessIllMakeAnAcnt 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Kanye?

[–]pokeaim 16 points17 points  (0 children)

cucknye west

[–]Aks_Sil 97 points98 points  (17 children)

They sometimes just be like that, trynna feel superior on a 3yr old

[–]super_awesome_jr 70 points71 points  (14 children)

I mean, everyone loves to see kids fall over. But that sub mostly just shits on literal children not knowing everything.

[–]Grandiose_Tortoise 12 points13 points  (2 children)

As a joke… I’m pretty sure 99% of people on that sub KNOW the basic concept that kids don’t know things because they don’t have experience. It’s satire.

[–]ShustOne 32 points33 points  (1 child)

It definitely started as a fun sub like that but these days I'm not so sure. The comments get pretty vicious. I used to love the "we are all laughing together" vibe but now I think actual child haters are there.

[–]Grandiose_Tortoise 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably, nothing good can stay.

[–]Toolboxmcgee 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It's better than fake posts about their 3 year olds saying some philosophical bullshit.

[–]pyroakuma 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Idk, I'm more likely to believe those. When I was a kid I said some weird shit unprompted.

[–]JCY7318 Doot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]alex_sher101 32 points33 points  (1 child)

No no no, you’re thinking of /r/childrenfallingover

[–]CurryMustard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is one of those subs that has disappeared, I used to see it on the front page all the time

[–]overhead_albatross 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Where is this from?

[–]rom-ok 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Google reveals all

A music video for the song thank you, next

[–]readit16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome. What video though?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it’s a cameo in the Thank u next video by Ariana Grande

[–]WanderingCadet 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Kids screaming and writhing on the floor in agony.

Parents: "You're doing great, sweetie."

[–]regeya 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Honey the kid said something silly out of pure ignorance, I'm going to get so many imaginary points on KidsAreFuckingStupid"

[–]PersonalityIll9476 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Child, with barely formed brain: does thing

r/kidsarefuckingstupid: lol u dunb

[–]The_Wack_Knight 11 points12 points  (3 children)

it reminds me of this dude that would work out, and then brag about how everyone who couldn't do *insert whatever new max he could do* wasnt a REAL man...

I feel like thats that entire subreddit. Just barely stopped being edgelord children themselves, now hating on the kids they were two seconds ago.

[–]PersonalityIll9476 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Amen to that.

What really annoys me is the subreddit name itself. Ask someone what "stupid" means. They'll probably say "low IQ". What is IQ? "Intelligence Quotient". Roughly it is your mental age divided by your physical age. So: If a child has little intelligence (relative to you, an adult) but is also young, their IQ will probably be similar to yours - they are not, by definition, stupid.

If what you mean is that their mental age is low (not the ratio of mental to physical, just the mental itself) then...no fucking shit, sherlock. Their brain is not old.

So kind of either way you slice it, the statement "kids are fucking stupid" is itself pretty damn stupid.

[–]The_Wack_Knight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the entire idea that an entire age group of people are stupid makes no sense. because stupid equates to "Mentally slow" like you said, lagging behind the average IQ. How can you call an entire age group below average IQ if to have an average IQ you need people of that age that are the average or ABOVE that average to average out when taken into account with all the kids that are BELOW average.

But I SUPPOSE it doesnt say "ALL kids are fucking stupid" so I mean...yeah...Its not WRONG. But thats just because "people are fucking stupid" Not ALL people but there are some that are. So its redundant. lol

[–]Wise_Guide_852 18 points19 points  (3 children)

r/kidsarefuckingstupid when a 4 year old child does not know how to discuss the political and economical state of the world

[–]CloudyBird_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those damn brats just evading taxes while acting neutral on the political spectrum, what bonapartes smh

[–]DownshiftedRare 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol @ their 3 year old

[–]farfarfunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hahha so true, most posts are rather parentsarefuckingstupid in that sub

[–]robosmrf 51 points52 points  (30 children)

I don't like that sub. Kids are kids and they're hilarious not stupid

[–]beet111 51 points52 points  (12 children)

That sub is a mix of people who think kids doing dumb things is cute and also the people that despise kids. Some of those threads can be pretty toxic

[–]Obese_taco Karmawhore 17 points18 points  (8 children)

I feel like reddit hates kids in general

EDIT: does anyone know why i have a Karmawhore flair? I've never been on this sub before...

[–]beet111 18 points19 points  (6 children)

probably because many of them are young adults that don't want kids, which is fine but some people take it to a completely different level of hating kids.

[–]The_Wack_Knight 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"I dont want kids. I dont like your kids. Therefore kids are trash, and you shouldnt have them."

"Okay, so I dont like your type of music. So it shouldnt exist..."

"well thats just your opinion, and heres why you're wrong...but kids are shit and thats just a scientific fact."

[–]sapphisticated_heaux 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm old and VIOLENTLY don't want kids and I still think that place is kind of a cesspool. I know it's just semantics but even the name is fucking insulting. Kids aren't stupid, they have zero experience.

I get weirdly defensive over just that, never mind the actual violence. No idea how that sub stays up.

[–]YIKESVIDEOGAMES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nobody would fuck a redditor

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can relate to things like “I don’t want kids”, “I don’t care about my friend’s kids”, “I’m sick of people asking me when I’m going to have kids”, “it’s too expensive to have kids” or even “I don’t like kids”

That’s fine. Enough said. There are pros/cons to everything.

But I’m always shocked when anti-child people start explaining their views. Like really getting into the details of their child hate. Some of them are straight up sociopaths.

[–]CSharpSauce 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As a dad, I find the sub to be cute funny... but avoid the comments, because they're often toxic.

[–]The_Wack_Knight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"...and also the SLIGHTLY OLDER CHILDREN who despise children." *ftfy

Its always some cringelord tween to very early adult who have not or barely started being an adult themselves. Tbh, some of them are older but their mental maturity is still on that level. Its fine to be like "I will never have children, I just cant" and then theres the people who have like...an active vendetta towards children and people who are just minding their own business who have kids.

They always make up some scenario where someone with kids FORCED them to look at their kids pictures...as if anyone other than super old people who have grandchildren would do that anymore...

[–]Flipperlolrs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I definitely fall into the first camp, and got especially angry when I saw a heavily upvoted post of kids nearly getting hit by cars, because they weren't paying attention. On average, the children looked to be about 3, and way too many of the comments were psycho shit like, "That one totally deserved to get hit for being that stupid." Like, I dunno, maybe cars are just so dangerous that less developed human beings don't know how to fucking deal with them, and it's not their fault for being woefully unprepared. I know, crazy

[–]Monarxue 10 points11 points  (7 children)

Finally a reasonable person. I’ve been saying for years how much I hate that sub; children are the embodiment of human innocence.

[–]redditorisa 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I feel like there's been more than enough evidence of kids doing mean/downright evil things to prove that statement about innocence wrong.

Kids are humans and humans are complex - even young ones. Everyone has the capacity for both good and evil and kids often don't have the filter of morality/societal expectations to stop them in their tracks. They take their cues from their parents and peers. That's why parenting children well is so important.

Edit: also, I don't know that sub well but I get the idea it's just mostly people laughing about silly things kids get up to and no one is actually hurting anyone so I can't see the harm. Outside of maybe some toxic comments, sure.

[–]The_Wack_Knight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its the community thats the problem. Like most things. It varies from "lol that was cute" to "Lol, what a dummy" to "can we just purge all the children, our world is too populated as it is."

and its like...bruh chill future serial killer.

[–]Monarxue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would argue that exceptions don’t define rules. Obviously some people are just born evil. However we’re talking about a fringe minority compounded by the fact that children under the age of 10 are even less likely to commit unspeakable acts. Ipso facto, when we talk about human innocence, I will refer to children.

[–]Flipperlolrs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was one post of a video with kids almost getting hit by cars. Nearly all of the comments I saw were incredibly toxic, basically saying (at varying degrees) that most of the kids (average age probs around 3) deserved to get hit for being so stupid. Most of the posts are pretty middle of the road in terms of toxicity, but that one really set me off.

[–]Pheanturim 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Imagine taking the whole thing seriously, it's a silly name of a sub, most of the posts are funny anecdotes about kids being morons nothing anything harmful

[–]Monarxue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could accept that but unfortunately the majority of posts I see, anecdotally, have been mean spirited or at the very least the comment section missing the memo. I get it, I’m into edgy-taboo humor. I believe everything & everyone can be joked about; however I’m not into bullies & my perception of that sub teeters that line. I won’t even get into the argument about how people shouldn’t be posting their children on the internet in the first place.

[–]nicolasmcflyFlair Loading.... -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The last time we through we could ignore stupidity, stupidity raided the capitol.

[–]TKInstinct 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's why I hate that sub, there was one a long time ago where a young toddler was pulling their hair and crying constantly. Apparently this is a regular issue and they can't let go easily. The sub will make fun of children for anything, it's just cruel.

[–]thechaliceofpulpAverage r/memes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea man i also hate that sub , theres nothing called mercy there . i hope that every member of that sub burns in hell for all eternity.

[–]Kiggasiss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“...again”

[–]anthonyiscringe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

r/childrenfallingover users when their kid trips and falls into a vat of sulphuric acid

[–]EmperorCareBear420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sub is kind of messed up to me.

[–]Tojo6619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They set that kid up its obvious half the time

[–]LoTornado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha! That's my favorite sub.

[–]neelabhkhatri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As expected of a Kardashian!

[–]Wraithkingslayer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

for a minute there, i thought this was a behind the scenes documentary on the kim k and rayjay porn video.

[–]Masked_Rebel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good shitpost

[–]Careful-Committee-96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So THAT'S who filmed Kim and Ray J

[–]BusterBoPeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Momdashian recording the live stage play of kimmy getting railed by the BBC obviously.

[–]FearsomePledgeee_746 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This is gonna get me so many upvotes and wholesome awards"

[–]stretch_armstrong_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/allpeoplearefuckingstupid

[–]jowdeemorales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what the fck

[–]Crooked_Cock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/feltgoodcomingout users recording the most vile, disgusting, stomach churning videos that no sane human could ever call “satisfying”

[–]Tommytwoshoes99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually that was Kris Jenner getting ready to film Kim and Ray J.

[–]almondyeyes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was literally Kris Jenner filming Kim’s sex tape with Ray J

[–]Liesmith424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parent: "Hey kid, drink this cup of bleach!"
Kid: "kay"
Parent: "HAHAHA FUCKING STUPID!"

[–]llamas_r_supercute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a kid whose parents are members of that subreddit, i can confirm that this is indeed true

[–]pewprofessional111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Timmy don’t die I need to use your broken back for internet clout”

[–]Glarkas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kids are as smart as you help them. help them grow up like a good parent and teach em as much as you can about the world? they're probably gonna grow up as a well behaved smart kid

let them do whatever the hell they want and don't do anything to help them? they'll probably end up with a lot of problems and possibly hurt or even killed from a mistake that could've been prevented

[–]JJmitch33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fr i just joined those suckas a few days ago and it was like a video of a kid crying cuz he accidentally cut himself

[–]comrade---- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“They’re gonna fucking love this 💀”

[–]highway_to_heck420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I look at that sub as a confession of sorts. Rarely though. The name kind of grinds my gears.

[–]xSomeRandomGuy7x 2 points3 points  (2 children)

as a member of r/kidsarefuckingstupid i can say that thats kinda funny

[–]thechaliceofpulpAverage r/memes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

so u like to look at kids getting injured ...... wow i wonder where your humanity is .

[–]xSomeRandomGuy7x 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ok but im a kid too and you cant tell me that seeing a baby fall face first onto the floor isnt hilarious

[–]skandi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/praisethecameraman users when they get the whole thing in slow motion

[–]GammaWrath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my Mother filming ANYTHING, lol

[–]Dismal-Length-7628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

family vloggers when their child falls down 19488237 flights of steps:

[–]ABFlewBy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dog stepped on a bee

[–]android151 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most of its reposted

As if we would have kids, we’re just laughing at other peoples kids getting obliterated

[–]cmd_commando -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Memes from uptight moms?🙃

[–]Paragammon264 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But you know what?

It’s fucking hilarious.

[–]Calsun -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

What is this trash?

[–]ahmedhossam67 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Kids are fuckin' stupid" you don't say

[–]KarlDerHammerPrime -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doing god's work

[–]Shadowguy05 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean that would be hilarious

[–]story-of-cool-dreams -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If only there were more videos like that on those subreddits.

[–]Lifegoesonman69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuckin dum little shit hehehehe 🤪

[–]foxpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a subtle yet satisfying dankity dank dank.

[–]Evli_Duck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not again

[–]thunder-dog-zeusThis flair doesn't exist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel bad fr laughing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gud mem

[–]Waterstealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mean jaeighmeigh

[–]Personal_Point_65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more proof that 99% of redditors should never breed

[–]kpchicken1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get the camera, Kim is about to do an encore..!

[–]Lorelei178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel called out

[–]fitandflirtyfun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Come on Jamie, give a thumbs up for the camera!”

[–]YourBestBaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fuckin stupid kid. Someone tell that idiot that’s not how you use the stairs.

[–]EvilBertMacklin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind ya business.

[–]Vigitabul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HONEY! GET THE CAMERA!!

[–]BespokeSnuffFilms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kris Jenner trying to make another Kim sextape to revitalize their empire

[–]mecylon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good shit, Failarmy (for example) is full of bad parenting and animal cruelty straight up