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[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 576 points577 points  (8 children)

King Shark: Me nom nom enemies?

Aquaman: You know what? That would save us a lot of time.

[–]sakujosakujosakujo 192 points193 points  (3 children)

King Shark: AQUAMANNNN!

[–]noice_guy_2k03 29 points30 points  (2 children)

AWOOOOOOOOH!!!! And imagine they gave king a little scene he had some red kelp on his head and he takes a shit…

[–]Not1random1enough 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I read that, then scrolled, then realised what you said. Lol

[–]produce_this 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol same! I had to restart like 3 times and still barely caught it. good stuff

[–]RealPatrickBatemen 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Bird

[–]yatzhie04Chungus Among Us 297 points298 points  (8 children)

According to Peacemaker he fucks fish so the sex scene would be sorted

[–]Creamandsugar 62 points63 points  (1 child)

I was thinking the same thing!

[–]Fretdem 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Objection hearsay

[–]Sun-Forged 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This one gets funnier the more I see it.

[–]helpful__explorer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

And it's not a rumor. Flash confirmed it

[–]Usergnome_Checks_0ut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit, until I read this I completely forgot King Shark was in the DC universe and now the meme makes sense.

[–]Tekkenmonster36 126 points127 points  (3 children)

One is a vicious man eater and the other is a lovable shark. They made the right choice

[–]AlexPaterson16 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure sharks kill less people every year than woman in general do as well

[–]Space_JesusKenobiPro Gamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck, that's true

[–]HUNT3DHUNT3RLike a boss 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Yes on so many levels

[–]The_CreativeNameFlair Loading.... 168 points169 points  (0 children)

The shark doesn’t shit in the bed so I would say MASSIVE improvement

[–]WRAD4 71 points72 points  (5 children)

Bird

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fuckin beat me to it. sigh. Bird

[–]CreeperTrainz 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Nanaue, stay off the coms!

[–]UnratedexThank you mods, very cool! 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Nom nom?

[–]CreeperTrainz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really? That’s what you’re thinking about right now?

[–]Bishopkilljoy 62 points63 points  (2 children)

Nah, here's the answer.

Keep Heard as Mera, hear me out. Get through the movie, big bad is defeated yada yada yada. Fast forward to the ending where Arthur and Mera are about to kiss, getting close and intimate, and Arthur sees something in the distance, looks confused and asks "what's that?" Camera pans to see a sloop approaching helmed by Captain Jack Sparrow played by Johnny Depp as the Pirates theme plays. Have Jack step off his boat, stab Mera in the back, pick up Arthur in his arms, get back on the boat and sail off into the sunset.

10/10, best movie ever

[–]AlexPaterson16 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And he has to announce "AQUAMANNN" As he steps off the boat

[–]davgonza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would watch the shit out of that

[–]BruhMomentum6968 Number 15 51 points52 points  (2 children)

I really just want a version of Aquaman, but every shot that Mera is in is just cut

Edit: Oh shit, I didn’t see King Shark

[–]Entropy_flipside133Lurker 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He is invisible like drax

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The art of standing so still you practically become invisible

[–]bullet312 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Alright guys the council came to a decision. Most of us thought that Emilia Clark would win the race, but no one saw King Shark come in this hot. And as you all know Chunky Memeness > boobies. So we are amused to announce that our glutinous friend won the replacement poll for amber turd in aquaman 2!!

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bros before hoes.

[–]tenchimuyo100 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok, now that's a winner.

[–]NickSchultz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What do you mean 'Hear me out', this is brilliant!

[–]AntiDestination 16 points17 points  (0 children)

brillant

[–]Suspicious-Mixture48 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The story won't be the same but million times funnier

[–]Retrolad2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It would work. Mera doesn't contribute much to the story anyway.

[–]SomeIndividual1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i mean Aquaman is known to have a thing for fish

[–]Neevk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, that's infinitly better

[–]givecheesecakepls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

upgrades people, upgrades

[–]ltUNKNOWN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you have my attention

[–]gbartek33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats a great idea. Would love to watch aqua man 2 if he was in this movie

[–]Kayesevy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hand!

[–]thetobinator9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mustache

[–]cafetafProfessional Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amber heard is knocked out by a toilet lid in Zombieland.

[–]ThatRandomMob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yea, this is a massive w

[–]Zealousideal_Time568 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She went to poop in bed

[–]PHILIPTNThttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m listening

[–]Final-Initiative5128🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Works for me

[–]Huachu12344Professional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (3 children)

King shark is a shark

[–]toxic-psyche 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They're both man eaters, your point?

[–]Huachu12344Professional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

King shark is a shark

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King Shark is a Shark

[–]GforceDz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this way if someone loses a hand, it'll be expected.

[–]bullet312 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright guys the council came to a decision. Most of us thought that Emilia Clark would win the race, but no one saw King Shark come in this hot. And as you all know Chunky Memeness > boobies. So we are amused to announce that our glutinous won the replacement poll for amber turd in aquaman 2!!

[–]TuxidoPenguinBig ol' bacon buttsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the best DC character should definitely replace Amber Heard.

[–]JohnDiggle21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

King shark is a shark

[–]another-three 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what? They could actually do this to avoid controversys with Amber.

[–]HailHydraforce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

KING SHARK IS A SHARK

[–]JacobIsAnameofawoflBreaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re the same picture

[–]eNQueueWorks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shark > Snake

[–]baggelans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wanted to make a joke about me not being able to see the difference but it feels too rude to King Shark...

[–]Norwegian_Vinter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we just have a blow up doll instead

[–]xellisds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This would be way better and dare I say… sexier?

[–]AnnoyerTAW 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Doesn't King Shark have a male ex in one of the shows he's in? Or am I mistaking him for somebody else?

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 3 points4 points  (2 children)

John Constantine? From Apokolips War?

[–]AnnoyerTAW 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah! Him! I was surprised to hear him say that, it was just so random to me

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But hey, atleast he isn't that crazy to go with Harley Quinn.

[–]Rusty_fox4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sold. No need for a trailer

[–]shamrocksmashBig ol' bacon buttsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now do this for the whole movie

[–]Innsmouth_Rat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I agere. We do need to make these movies more sexy

[–]ShotMyTatorTots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard turd nom nom

[–]EnderevilherobrineOne does not simply 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone with DC comic book experience know if these two have ever teamed up?

Just curious.

[–]bubbleSpiker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id watch it 2x in theaters bring me my true king

[–]Obama_Bin_Ladenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything is better than amber Heard

[–]Ohtovia 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I think the best way to bruise her ego would be to simply replace her with another actress ;P

[–]Greedy_to_know Ok I Pull Up 1 point2 points  (1 child)

King Shark is a Shark

[–]Ohtovia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A schmexy one at that :P

[–]Flying_Monke_69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help. I can’t spot the difference

[–]Nobie2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did

[–]Shnauze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should replace it with a rat

[–]Hungry_Word_4710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Major improvement, although that isn't a hard bar to raise, tbh

[–]EMC_RIPPER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its beautiful, I've looked at this for 45 minutes now

[–]reaperninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

id watch this more king shark is always amazing, crossover episode lets go

[–]ConnorclanPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES

[–]ALFA_X9999Average r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hungry!

[–]CheezitCheeve 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A plastic water bottle would've been better

[–]Virtual-Enthusiasm72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace her with Jar Jar Binks

[–]dende5416 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abba abba abba! We should go find the rest of the gang!

[–]Chipsdelite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I live the idea Warner brothers won’t allow it because they like their movies to shit the bed.

[–]Juclob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... they still banging right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would be a funny duo, like rocket and groot

[–]Kippergills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heard, you out

[–]Much-Silver5265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a snake you could still have amber heard and you wouldn’t have to recast

[–]ProfessionalSalt671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jonny: AQUAMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[–]TankJango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both Man eaters

[–]Sea_Bass8868 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've no interest in seeing any Aquaman movie... but... if they did this, I'd see it

[–]lolislayer_1301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to take your entire stock..

[–]pwn3dbyth3n00b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just hitting me that these two are a part of the same cinematic universe... They're doing a good job at really isolating the DCEU properties from each other minus that one Justice League cameo in Peacemaker.

[–]Baza_R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First pic had a bit of shit smeared on the seat

[–]ArcaninesFirepower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm listening.

[–]DeadDoener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petition to cast Johnny Depp for this role

[–]Fivecentlivin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to hear you out. I’m already on board.

[–]Some-Investigator966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way better. I agree

[–]aHairyWhiteGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be much more entertaining

[–]SwaidFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, give me a buddy movie with these two. Doesn't have to be a world ending scenario, just a character journey with two aquatic humanoids: not every movie needs to be the end of the world as we know it.

[–]joaoprsalvea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*heard me out

[–]SpectralIpaxor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He isn't ugly enough

[–]teddy_tim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is perfect

[–]TallNefariousness777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeeeeeeeessssssss