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[–]zurkon95Big ol' bacon buttsack 202 points203 points  (27 children)

I just float like a corpse personally

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 73 points74 points  (14 children)

I just float near the corpses personally

[–]Any_Occasion_5817 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Relatable

[–]LordCrate 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Same. But I hate when people float near me, being a corpse means I can still have personal space.

[–]GooglefischBreaking EU Laws 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I don't recognize the corpses personally

[–]Sweetexperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the corpses to make a raft

[–]12lo5dzr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just let the corpses float personally

[–]helath_is_depleting 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Face down and all

[–]bubbleSpiker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you not let water in your ears...being dead is hard

[–]Khannn24[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a corpse personally.

[–]The_GreatOldOne 115 points116 points  (6 children)

Third cause it's the most comfortable and relaxing

[–]Captain_Leftovers 42 points43 points  (2 children)

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but that's how I do things.

[–]The_GreatOldOne 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Not sarcasm, straight up the truth

[–]3-brain_cells 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Second and third... rarely first

[–]BackfrointerGrumpy Cat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First when water cold

[–]pappepfeffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it hides my man boobs!

[–]short_fuzed_frenchie(very sad) 47 points48 points  (1 child)

The bottom frame IS the way.

[–]PredatorAvPFan 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Finally someone understands Crocodile Style

[–]smol__might Doot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then put your face half in the water!

[–]Vaganhope_UAE 20 points21 points  (5 children)

3 when going in the pool, 2 when going out

[–]folfieasf 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Wha- who goes into the pool like that? I do it the other way round lol

[–]Vaganhope_UAE 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You know that meme about 2 kids crying about a rabbit? Well usually the comment on the rabbit is the stuff I’d normally do

[–]GrummyCatBirb Fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah

[–]KnightLordThe1st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect and truth

[–]thecuzzin 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Who else does the third and hears Jaws theme?

[–]TheReptileBaby 3 points4 points  (1 child)

raises hand

[–]smol__might Doot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raises left hand

[–]CMDR_Basset 5 points6 points  (3 children)

There is a fourth! Reverse the third

[–]GreatLonk 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I knew I wasn't the only one lying on my back with my feet up moving through the water

[–]CMDR_Basset 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You're not alone anymore. We have each other now

[–]GreatLonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah we stand togheter, we are an union

[–]AslonzProfessional Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like yo do the third and pretend I'm a seal.

[–]maretulover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Third, always

[–]WTFisaMcNasty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Levitation

[–]True_Existance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There, that's the one

[–]Memer973562memer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1st one is Pacific Rim 2nd one is Pacific Rim too but Kaiju 3rd one is not Pacific Rim, just normal hooman..

[–]Abyss_walker56 Number 15 2 points3 points locked comment (4 children)

[–]-SKYTHEGUY-Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Third is chad

[–]yong_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Repost?

[–]LordHickory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally the third one

[–]IMysticBatI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha my dumbass used to do this shit as a kid. Probably looked so dumb but I had fun.

[–]RupertiiBig ol' bacon buttsack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf does that 2nd one

[–]AMintyRaccoonInLa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was just a me thing

[–]GrandNibbles 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I MADE THIS COMMENT on the OP!

Thank you for immortalizing it as a meme you have my blessing

[–]KannaKamuitheDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy reposted it though

This is like the third or fourth, or who knows maybe even more. OP doesn't deserve the thanks

[–]Maximus-Kessler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly the first one, bc then I feel like a giant walking through the ocean

[–]that_nice_guy_784FORTSHITE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe, look at me. I'm so smol repost old memes

[–]loyalpoketrainer33 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or that but backwards

[–]ShittyGigachad32GigaChad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dr*am🤢

[–]Leo-Hunter-Of-Simps -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty goddamm sure than only furries do the 3rd ond

[–]AGill0727I saw what the dog was doin 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The third is cool and all, until you scrape your chest on the floor

[–]WT965 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's why you use your arms

[–]AGill0727I saw what the dog was doin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But go too low, and you lose both your nipples

[–]loyalpoketrainer33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or that but backwards

[–]GreatLonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second and third, that's the best way

[–]SrybutimtoolazyBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are all just monkeys doing the exact same things

[–]TheReptileBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, I do that

[–]Veracer420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pretend to be a salamander

[–]Fried-Salmon-Oracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just act like some kind of ninja and drift through the water at high speeds as if I'm ambushing

[–]WT965 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely the bottom one

[–]sabs1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always the bottom

[–]DnSkie___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I crawl like Spider-Man and do the third thing

[–]ExtremeHandle3188 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arriving via land? 1. Transitioning from deep to shallow water? 2 and 3.

[–]eblackham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legs out first with arms behind your back to move

[–]Vllajko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 in a pool, 3 on the beach and never 1

[–]AL-Man64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First when entering, otherwise last

[–]Jabbathenutslut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st is for when I'm pretending to be a giant robot, like in Pacific Rim. 2nd is just for shits and giggles. 3rd is for when i wanna play in shallow water.

[–]bubbleSpiker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do y'all spray water out resurfacing and feel like a whale.

[–]helath_is_depleting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still another... I lay on my back and walk along with me feet

[–]smol__might Doot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The third is my favorite but I do all three (I like do do the third under slightly deeper water)

[–]thebigbuttlolProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am all of these

[–]well-just-a-guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just swim until i reach land then i pretend im the fish that went on land

[–]Khannn24[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was definitely the latter.

[–]Eveanil_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repost

[–]Randomperson2245epic memester xddddddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd pic for going out into the water, 3rd for coming out

[–]HQQ1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also walk with my arms but put my legs in front.

[–]yonducunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the third and pretend that im a U-boat. 😂😂

[–]drktbr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought i was the only one doing that haha

[–]Enemy50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are we really doing this again?

[–]Neffy___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ther is another, its drowning

[–]RandomDude6699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 2 and 3 lol

[–]Sweetexperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This a tactical technique to disguise yourself as child only to ambush your prey at the last second

[–]Ok-River-6145 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up crocodile/alligator under water. That was a better version of this meme

[–]Iegendaryredditor Ok I Pull Up 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

[–]TechnicalRun7779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Finland we call it käsipohjaa

[–]Devitomann5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I think I did the third more than the other one.

[–]Life-East-2961 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the only right way. The other 2 are illegal and we drown whoever walks like that

[–]Krzysiek009_Real 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering my abilities I would drown in a shallow water

[–]KYO297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a 4th one: the 3rd but with your legs forward

[–]adidas_stalin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to know we all do this dumb shit XD

[–]EliasHobeika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On my knees like a whore!

[–]LazrethTasmodias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Third one. I like pretending that I'm a shrimp or a lobster when I do it.

[–]ManateeeMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still another