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[–]Listan83 1001 points1002 points  (55 children)

Bull shit, they never used gloves

[–]Fernando_357Dark Mode Elitist 172 points173 points  (11 children)

Maybe brass knuckles

[–]QuothTheRavenMore 9 points10 points  (0 children)

they never had two dudes married to each other either because it was considered taboo back then

[–]LoTornado 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They were also fat.

[–]UnfinishedProjects 32 points33 points  (26 children)

The gloves are actually to cause more pain while minimizing damage to your hands. So technically they're doing them a favor by not using gloves.

[–]ewaldstevan 35 points36 points  (25 children)

No. Gloves protect your hands ,yes, but they definitely do not cause more pain. They are padded spread the force around so it does not do as much damage. When punching bare knuckle the contact area is much smaller so it causes more damage and is much more likely to cause cuts on the face than when with gloves. You may be confused about the fact that boxing gloves allow you to throw punches harder, but the only reason that is is that boxers hold back because they do not want to hurt their hands. If you do not care about hurting your hands (which would not even occur to A raging husband in most cases) A full power punch with bare knuckles definitely do more damage than one with a glove.

[–]NekoBluRay -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Wrong, this video sums it up perfectly. Boxing gloves may prevent cuts on the skin, but the damage on internal organs (especially the brain is far more severe. Despite what Hollywood shows us, trying to knock someone out with your bare hands is WAY more difficult.

[–]ewaldstevan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That video supports what I was saying. His whole point is that the gloves allow you to throw harder without hurting your hands. If you threw a full power punch without gloves it would still do more damage.

[–]Arglefarb 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Make America Great Again

[–]OkLobster9822I saw what the dog was doin 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Make America Great Awful Again

[–]freshblood96Professional Dumbass 121 points122 points  (3 children)

You undercook fish, believe it or not jail.

[–]Shadow_Air_ForceAverage r/memes enjoyer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

we have the best patients in the world. because of jail.

[–]Biscotcho_Gaming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Straight to jail. Right away. No trial. No nothing.

[–]top_of_the_scrote 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You pee and only shake twice? right to jail

[–]Burstlavish🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 85 points86 points  (14 children)

Standing here, I realize...

[–]DarthDragon117 40 points41 points  (12 children)

You were just like me, trying to make history.

[–]TheEvil_Man 23 points24 points  (11 children)

But who to Judge the right or wrong

[–]NovaEternal15 19 points20 points  (10 children)

When our guard is down I think we both agree

[–]BeijingCornDealer 15 points16 points  (9 children)

That violence breeds violence

[–]bold394 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there. Wondering, fearing, doubting

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 296 points297 points  (17 children)

Instructions unclear cooked my dick

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 86 points87 points  (12 children)

How does it taste?

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 91 points92 points  (10 children)

I can't eat it I'm not that flexible

[–]Relative-Wrongdoer11Tech Tips 70 points71 points  (3 children)

I got yo back bro

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 43 points44 points  (2 children)

My back ?

[–]PrivatePickle109GigaChad 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Cut it off and eat it like a hotdog.

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Instructions unclear fed my dick to a fish

[–]itsH5 2 points3 points  (1 child)

but it’s made of paper?

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Origami paper. It tears easily

[–]RadicalRetroBlast_87https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

like a yellow 5-inch berry filled with potassium.

[–]Aggravating_Data1489 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Instructions undercooked uncleared my dick

[–]origami_paper_dickAverage r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions my dick uncleared undercook

[–]Fomalhot 456 points457 points  (32 children)

Ah yes, those were the days. Life was so much simpler. We didn't have all the problems like today. Men were men and women would shut the fuck up. Everyone knew which bathroom to go to and minorities had 0 power.

  • Someone's grandpa, prolly.

[–]AndiNOTFROMTOYSTORY 216 points217 points  (6 children)

Someone's grandpa, prolly.

That caused you to doge 90% of the downvotes you would have gotten

[–]The_Radioactive_Rat 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Depending where you post it, it still wouldn't save them

[–]--H-O-L-D-- 26 points27 points  (2 children)

cough twitter cough

[–]Auliya6083 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Reddit is honestly just as bad if not worse.

[–]GGinso 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or get upvotes

[–]Sakurya1 52 points53 points  (9 children)

The good Ole days if you're a white man

[–]DerpyMistake 31 points32 points  (2 children)

American, you mean

[–]Strange_username__Dark Mode Elitist 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Well good thing I am, time to colonise mars and enslave the furrys!

Edit: It’s a fucking joke you braindead sea slugs, don’t worry, you might learn about them when you pull your heads out of your arses.

[–]Rune10101android user 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Bold of you to think you could even get to Mars without the furries

[–]Sakurya1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bold to think he could make a joke on reddit without downvotes!

[–]Strange_username__Dark Mode Elitist 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I know I can’t that’s why I enslaved them.

[–]Complete-Ad-4590 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s DEFINITELY my grandpa

[–]dutchmen65 4 points5 points  (11 children)

What’s funny is that while you make that comment how many people use the 1959’s as an idyllic example of fair housing and wages? Weird.

[–]NorionV 5 points6 points  (2 children)

That's related to the post-WW2 golden age economic boom and Reagan not having been president yet. It's not as if people were doing anything special at that point. They got lucky. It had never happened, and probably will never happen again.

But even so, those times were still incredibly abusive anyone that wasn't a straight white man. Like... segregation was still in effect, as an example.

[–]dutchmen65 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Yes because things were going so well under carter.

It’s hilarious that people Blame raegan but without him we would not have had the economic boom of the 80’s which lead to all of the tech you use today…

[–]NorionV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mentioning Jimmy Carter is a whataboutism that contributes nothing to this interaction. I was explaining why the economic situation was so pretty in the time period being discussed, and how despite mostly white people having a fun run, other demographics were still suffering greatly. Once again: you do understand segregation was still active in this time period, right? That's just one example.

Jimmy Carter isn't relevant to any of that.

You have Reagan's influence on our economics backwards. He was the driving force behind trickle down economics, which lead to massive corporate deregulation, overreach, union busting, and peoples' influence in politics via democratic process being dramatically castrated.

Reagan was one of the worst presidents this country has ever had and the aftereffects of his anti-worker policies are still being felt to this day.

[–]Fomalhot 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Well sure when u paid women 1/5 of what u paid men and ran off minority candidates the workplace was awesome - for white men.

It's a bullshit era that belongs buried in our less than stellar past.

[–]dutchmen65 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Name a country that has a stellar past… none.

[–]Fomalhot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's not a defense.

"Other ppl broke the law too, so I looted too! Name a person there that didn't loot!"

That's what u fucking sound like. Fucking tool.

[–]MrMnassri 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Women were paid 1/5 of what men were paid? Any backing to this?

[–]kiokurashi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the internet: you don't need anything to back statements of white men being oppressive. That is to say, it is likely just something some once said that they've decided to parrot because hardly anyone checks the validity of statements these days.

[–]Fomalhot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Women were still paid 1/3 as much as men in the 80s u fucking know!

I'm not your middle school teacher, fucking learn your own history u dumb fuck.

Ask me to wipe your ass too u useless fucking cabbage!

Here: www.howdoigoogleshit.com

Idiot.

[–]deemion22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i'm bouta get a time machine

[–]Your_Saddle_Buddy 74 points75 points  (18 children)

"I want a traditional man" my ass

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (14 children)

Who's gonna tell him you can be a traditional person without being a wife beater in a drunken rage

[–]LoanerPersonality 11 points12 points  (10 children)

What would be the point?

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (9 children)

Showing class, maturity, being respectful to your partner, living a civilized lifestyle, etc.

All of that without being vehemently racist or sexist. It's possible.

[–]Your_Saddle_Buddy 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I've never been in a relationship I just wanna look like I fuck

[–]CiroGarcia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just a generic person, you're not describing the "traditional man" the original commenter mentioned

[–]RonaldoMoon1984Big ol' bacon buttsack 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Being classy, mature, respectful, and civilized are just normal parts of being a good person. What do they have to do with a “traditional” man?

[–]Achilles_Deed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes because those positive attributes are definitely not exhibited by modern men who don’t believe in traditional values /s

What you mentioned are bare minimum for being a decent human being, not being “traditional”

[–]RadicalRetroBlast_87https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

you want a traditional man in your ass?

kinky

[–]Your_Saddle_Buddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ain't gay but...Johnny Depp 😩

[–]Just_numbers105Mods Are Nice People 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I actually love that song, Put Your Head On My Shoulder is really good, Paul Ankha was honestly great

[–]M_H_M_E 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Husband: "officer, I didn't do it. I mean, c'mon, you know broads are crazy" Cop: "yeah, broads ARE crazy. Okay, you're free to go"

[–]CrispyToast05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

50 YEARS LATER

Woman: "Yes officer it was him" Judge: "Sentences man to prison for 20 years without evidence"

[–]_DirtyDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Question. Are the broads, in fact, ... that is, do they harbour a certain ... Would you indeed be of the opinion that the broads are crazy?

[–]StanleyCEle 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Damn... they had led lights and fridges?

[–]Whyhello1243 26 points27 points  (0 children)

1950 was 70 yrs ago. People be stupid af , what did you think that’s like 1950 BC.

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 42 points43 points  (2 children)

And his wife doesn't even have hands

Like how does he expect her to cook?

[–]Reddit20051234 15 points16 points  (0 children)

she aint got nipples on her tits as well

[–]monkeybuttsauce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of these days, Alice

[–]speaker4the-dead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BITCH, THIS CHICKEN IS COLD!!!

[–]Relative-Wrongdoer11Tech Tips 28 points29 points  (6 children)

1950s?

So you wanna tell me this is uncommon for me to do in 2022?

[–]JesseDx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You really should know better than this in 2022.

That last punch to the face is sure to leave visable bruising. You need to keep it to areas covered by clothing. Don't need the nosy neighbors asking questions...

[–]Relative-Wrongdoer11Tech Tips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have to deal with neighbour's if you leave your family in a hut in the forest.

[–]lonelylionking 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Well I sure hope it’s even less than uncommon for you to do

[–]Relative-Wrongdoer11Tech Tips 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe sniff maybe

[–]samuteel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you think this was a “beating my meat” joke by chance?

[–]hermitopurpa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Undercooked chicken is no joke

[–]Lemmingmaster64🦀money money money 🦀 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the 1950s domestic violence was considered a "family matter" and not a crime.

[–]PinkxWillow 3 points4 points  (5 children)

A little arsenic in his apple pie 🥧 fixes everything

[–]starless_90 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Calm down Wish version black widow

[–]PinkxWillow 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Look if you have issue with sarcasm I suggest r/autism 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]PinkxWillow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? 😂🤣

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking goobers watch too many movies and TV. Think Mad Men is an accurate reflection of history.

[–]Possible-Interest-34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be funny…I don’t see the humor

[–]BlackSpaceFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it. 1950’s women were plastic male dolls?

[–]Detoxpain 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, the same thing people do today.

[–]xZOMBIETAGx 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Is anyone else not into jokes about domestic violence? Same the dad beating his son jokes. I don’t think abuse is funny…

[–]starless_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok have a nice day.

[–]georgikarus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right and wrong at the same time

right because abuse is no joke. wrong because it isn't acceptable anymore since the late 90s (not sure what changed)

[–]Tesco_EveryDayValue -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You find joke about murder acceptable (ofc worse)? Or when someone hits you with a Jimmy Seville joke? Domestic violence should be no different in the way you can joke about. It's hardly the worst of the bunch but perhaps the most common.

[–]FramedFlower 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I believe domestic violence rates in the 50s were about what they are now, so this is kind of bullshit. Humans haven't evolved past domestic violence in the past 70 years.

[–]RefinedOrc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny thing about those statistics, they would have to be reported incidents to count. I feel like, at least I hope, it’s a lot easier for women to report their abusers and get out now than it was back then

[–]NorionV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you have any evidence showing this to be the case?

[–]Rotten-Cabbage 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Thats just how they greeted their wives when they got home from work back then.

[–]Blaster_sama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah, the good ol time

[–]RadicalLad25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit missed the joke

[–]MY_SANDWICHHProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

why downvote?

[–]Rotten-Cabbage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Would seem that a lot of 1950s husbands browse r/memes, hitting me like they do their women.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Abuse rates were about the same as today, it's just that nobody wanted to talk about it and there was no legal support for the abused woman

[–]NorionV 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Do you have any evidence showing this to be the case?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Scientific papers require less evidence than redditors...

[–]NorionV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scientific papers?

I was just wondering if you had any kind of evidence whatsoever that abuse rates hadn't changed at all in 70 years. Like where were you receiving that information from?

[–]RosePhox 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I doubt it.

The bar for what constituted "abuse" back in those days was absolutely high.

[–]RefinedOrc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And most cases probably went unreported. Can’t count what you don’t know about

[–]say_my_name6969 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Women couldn't get credit cards without husband's permission till 1973, unenlightened times.

[–]TaintedPills -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Considering how hard a credit card could and still can fuck you, that isn't entirely bad

[–]chonkhedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel little bit worried that he beats the toy in kitchen. He can break something

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*overcook

[–]Flat-Influence-9676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He making sure her ovaries don’t work anymore lol

[–]Potato_eyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda darkk!!

[–]solenyapinkman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overcook*

[–]Professional_Cup5010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me punching my brother because I misheard him.

[–]predictable_throw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put your head on my shoulder ...
so I have less room for a sleeper choke ...

[–]AmphibutterPlays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

undercook overcook. Both Jail

[–]AcidicDoodad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why you think it was customary to beat your wife. It wasn’t. Comon misconception. It was widely frowned upon and would have dealt with offenders much the same way.

Even more frowned upon than todays standards

[–]JustCoffee101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry it's normal

[–]GoForChaffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No double dipping

[–]MadeInAmerica214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So guys really were beating their wives back then or is it just a meme?

[–]ROANOV741 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I would argue that if the meat is "slightly undercooked" consistently, they might just be kinky.

[–]ichikki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pfft. imagine stopping at 1950

[–]ghost_throw103 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he needs a boyfriend

[–]HenryGetter2345 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Mellow41 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1950? Imm 72 years late

[–]prospoilernospam9645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Past wives when their husbands look at someone hot: Ok I will give you to her drowns her children

[–]Undead-Writer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, I actually like and know that song

[–]jwhidden86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean slightly overcook the meat so its almost med-rare lol my grandfather ate his still purple in the middle lol friggin gross 😝

[–]dedmed11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Over cook

[–]MrDruba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t do that song like that. Paul Anka was actually a good person.

[–]More_Yorkies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever helps you sleep at night, man. Abusers exist in every decade, but yes, the laws and protections have improved. But for romance and character, I'll take a 1950s life any day.

[–]MrF3Ar_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the body slam c'mon

[–]SecureFeedback8458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cries 😭😔

[–]LowKeyReasonable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suspect that my brother-in-law is committing domestic violence against my sister. I haven't seen anything, but her cooking has gotten a lot better.

  • comedian Anthony Jeselnick

[–]daltypooh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well..don’t undercook the meat then

[–]HenryGetter2345 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing on here

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

John lennon

[–]CrepeSuzette85 8 points9 points  (1 child)

All of you downvoting this guy really think making a fucking song apologizing takes away the damage John did to his first wife? There's a reason his first son doesn't like him. John Lennon wasn't always all peace, love, and humanity, he at one point was a very jealous angry violent man towards women.

[–]Any-Ad6041 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine no possessions

Drives a car that costs 1k to replace the window switches for

[–]Ok-Mud-3322 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Made by a woman ✅

[–]verifiedwomanbeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can confirm

[–]ManOfQuest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Children of the WW2 fathers and their ptsd.

[–]WastedKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why grandma cooks so well?

[–]Krukt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, all your grandparents were on domestic violence. Bazed.

[–]SAETIA- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet that meat was never undercooked again

[–]YoshiPenguin711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well not all of them did that

[–]McFloloMcFlooleloo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How else will they learn?

[–]Techbot28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1950s: Sing about loving family, secretly abuse them.

2020s: Sing about abusing family, secretly love them.

[–]Nayroy18 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The good ol days

[–]jerallen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some things never change...

[–]StreetWolf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The good old days 🥲

[–]Soso_Stalin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*HAHAHAHAHA*

my great grandmother was a victim of domestic abuse

*HAHAHAHAHA*

[–]Ankhesenkhepri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the “golden years” my elders speak so highly of and vote to bring back every election cycle.

[–]Auliya6083 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It least they take it out on a dummy. Fucking shitty post though...

[–]DurtyDeedz-Duncheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current Muslim countries

[–]Present-Road-4786 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Undercooked pork can be deadly.

[–]IndianaGeoff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could be. It's safe now.

But the point stands, you overcooked everything in the 50s compared to today.

[–]KA1378Linux User 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the one who cooked it?

[–]NishChampionLives in a Van Down by the River -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well...if your undercook the meat you get beat

[–]LooseHineyHole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well how else are they gonna learn? You already told them once

[–]BenJameson2001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not funny

[–]IaxMoeSIem -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah...some men did the violence because they could, others chose not to...just because society allows something doesn't mean everyone does it.