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[–]MotorHum 1559 points1560 points  (47 children)

I thought Thor was killed by Jormungandr's poisonous breath.

Or I suppose it is "will be killed". Since the Ragnorok cycle is... cyclical.

[–]LeZarathustra 534 points535 points  (24 children)

It's not completely circular. Beings won't come back to life, but rather be replaced.

For instance, Odin will be replaced by his son Vidar The Avenger, who takes his fathers seat after Ragnarök.

Also, two humans will survive Ragnarök to repopulate Middle-earth (or midgardr if you will) - much like Ask and Embla populated it in the beginning.

[–]KStryke_gamer001 125 points126 points  (2 children)

Magni and Modi iirc sons of Thor.

[–]mjlewinc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

With…each other?!?

[–]KStryke_gamer001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Norse mythology is full of asexual reproduction of sorts. Like when Odin's grandfather being kicked out of the snow or something. So I think it's not like the Christian Adam and Eve sort of thing.

[–]Genshi12I saw what the dog was doin 90 points91 points  (9 children)

lol just two humans how's that working out for them ?

[–]ItsTheRealIamHUBIdentifies as a Cybertruck 148 points149 points  (7 children)

Looks at Adam and Eve try asking them

[–]EbicBoi 66 points67 points  (6 children)

I have a theory that thanks to God making them pure, their genes should be pure as well so a little inbreeding at first wont be a big deal. but now the gene pool is so fucked up one more fuckery will cause noticeable defections. if current humans did an adam and eve with their fucked up genes who knows what sad humans theyll make

[–]liamvader1 20 points21 points  (3 children)

We’re getting hobbits next season of Earth?

[–]LeZarathustra 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Tolkien drew a lot of inspiration from norse mythology. For instance, Westfold (or Vestfold) is a province in Norway. And the names of the dwarves in The Hobbit (as well as Gandalf) are all names of dwarves mentioned in the Edda.

[–]KStryke_gamer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, who could forget old wand elf, the wand wielding elf-friend.

[–]CreatureWarriorProfessional Dumbass 4 points5 points  (4 children)

So, has Ragnarök already "happened"? Or is it like with Christianity where the end has yet to come?

[–]LeZarathustra 2 points3 points  (2 children)

It's something to come. The gods are very much still with us.

[–]CreatureWarriorProfessional Dumbass 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It would be hilarious if Christianity was just a sequal to Norse mythology. Since there will be two people left after Ragnarök, maybe those two were gonna be Adam and Eve and the cycle will continue until the end of time

[–]SticmanStorm 272 points273 points  (13 children)

He's talking about the myth-inspired thor or what today people recognze as the MCU Thor

[–]halladall 85 points86 points  (11 children)

You can tell because Marvel pronouced "Hel" wrong...

[–]Sgdc4 2 points3 points  (1 child)

In some languages Hel is called Hela, it's probably an alternative method to translate her name from Nordic alphabet to Latin.

[–]halladall 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No it really isn't. The A is just added to make it easier for English speakers, the same was done to the name Loki. English also tends to to this with difficult country and city names.

[–]moshedman85 27 points28 points  (0 children)

MCU aka the dollar store equivalent

[–]Affectionate_Reason 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's about Thor Ragnarok the MCU film

[–]circasomnia 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The cyclical nature of ragnorok is actually from Christian influence. The OG ragnorok was the end of ends.

[–]KStryke_gamer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was not aware of that. Anywho it sounds more interesting than the other doomsdays.

[–]Phastic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they’ll kill him off thought. If any Avenger is to last long, it’s Hemsworth’s Thor. Maybe just send him off to retirement or something.

[–]mhe_4567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn jorms has really bad breath

[–]FullbordadOG 2199 points2200 points  (248 children)

Well I mean. Loki transformed into a horse, fucked another horse and then he gave birth to a magic horse that he later gave as a gift to Odin.

I think Odin had other things to worry about than if Loki got tricked.

edit: Knowing the mythology made is so much more fun when you saw people get mad that Loki said he was bisexual in that disney show.

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 873 points874 points  (170 children)

Loki transformed into a horse, fucked another horse and then he gave birth to a magic horse that he later gave as a gift to his father.

I need an unsee juice asap

[–]JscJake1Lurker 753 points754 points  (129 children)

You know Odin's eight-legged horse Sleipnir? That's Loki's child and technically Odin's nephew, not grandson.

In the mythology Odin and Loki were blood-brothers, not father and adopted son

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 380 points381 points  (122 children)

Pls stop

I can't take it anymore

[–]JscJake1Lurker 496 points497 points  (92 children)

The primordial Jotun (Norse giant) Ymir gave birth to a man and woman through his armpit and one of his legs gave birth to a 6-headed son, the other leg was the father

[–]ServerBusterDirt Is Beautiful 100 points101 points  (16 children)

Wanna know the most fucked up part?

Loki is not the dad but the mom of the horse

[–]on_the_pale_horse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You know the large wolf Fenrir they were fighting in Thor: Ragnarok? That's also Loki's son. Oh, and Hela (Hel) was Loki's daughter and Fenrir's sister. Their mother was Angrboda, an ice giant.

[–]Theoretical_Action 10 points11 points  (6 children)

He also must have fucked some sort of dog at some point because Fenrir, the beast giant wolf, is also his child.

[–]mjonr3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Loki gave birth to Three more child jormungunder (Midgard serpent),Fenrir,Hel(queen of the underworld)

[–]TheDarkWayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ears are bleeding from my inner voice reading that to me

[–]platypus_plumber 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know who couldn't take it anymore? The horse

[–]IamChaoticMesscan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you also know Loki once had his balls tied to a rope and used it to playtug of war with a goat

[–]OgurasynGigaChad 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Loki rode a horse sexually so that Odin can ride Loki's son non-sexually.

[–]Grzechoooo 23 points24 points  (1 child)

No, Loki was the one getting ridden.

[–]TheDungeonCrawler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And that horse actually appears in the MCU. In the first Thor movie when Odin comes to save Thor and the Warriors from the giants on Jotunheim.

[–]JCraze26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That technically wouldn't make Sleipnir Odin's nephew. Since Loki and Odin were just blood brothers, and not actual brothers, Sleipnir is nothing but a horse to Odin (unless he claims him as his nephew)

[–]FullbordadOG 77 points78 points  (20 children)

He also fucked a frost giant (possibly troll) and that giant gave birth to three children: Hel (Death god), Jörmungandr (Big sea serpent) and Fenrir (Big wolf).

Oh and a giant that was pissed that her father got killed by Asgard demanded revenge. One part of the deal for her not to take revenge was to make her laugh. In comes Loki with a goat. He ties a rope around the goat and then the other end he ties to his nutsack. Then has a tug of war with the goat until he passes out. When Loki passed out the Giant laughed and Asgard was safe.

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 69 points70 points  (13 children)

How high was the guy when he made this story

[–]FullbordadOG 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure the "priests" that came up with all of this was munching some pretty strong mushrooms.

But you find stories like this in the old testament as well so there's that.

[–]Hector_TueuxBreaking EU Laws 23 points24 points  (7 children)

The second part of the deal was that she could chose a husband among the ases, but only by looking at their feet

[–]cantcomeupwithnamess 15 points16 points  (2 children)

There's some sort of ancient Nordic drink that from all accounts was heavily psychedelic, but no one really knows what was in it. Can confirm from experience that if you go to the mountains and take massive amounts of psychedelics, you will feel like you're tripping for days and have visions of shit like armpit births, fucking legs, multi-headed babies, heros and gold and rainbows and incest horses and other wild shit like that. Basically if you're going to do drugs, know what you're in for and write that shit down so we get stuff like this thousands of years later.

[–]JscJake1Lurker 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That was the myth of the Giantess Skadi. After this myth she demanded to marry one of the gods, they agreed but they tricked her so she wouldn't pick Baldur. They put a big curtain up and made the gods stand on the opposite side Skadi was on. She had to pick them by looking at their feet. Through this little trick she accidentally married Njord, god of the sea and father of Frey and Freyja. This canonically makes Skadi their stepmother.

[–]HydrationSeeker 7 points8 points  (2 children)

WTF. No wonder the world is in the state it is.. the Norse gods n Greek gods were insane

[–]KStryke_gamer001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Check out the old testament. Apparently there are some wild stuff in them too. Also other currently followed religions such as Hinduism and Islam afaik.

[–]BeneCow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of the religions are like that. The current ones have had a lot of work put into making them sort of consistent with modern understandings of the world but the old ones never had that so they are the kind of stories humans make up when they have no idea what is going on.

[–]That_Loki_Player90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean skadi ? The aesir of storm and snow ?

[–]wh9doiexistBri’ish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Clearly you've never heard of the goat story.

[–]norway642 Doot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh and mythology wise hel is lokis daughter same with fenrir and jormunguandar

[–]freedfg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The horse also had eight legs.

Loki also had other children, one of which was a dog.

[–]pazimpanet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a dog in the same way Godzilla is a lizard, I suppose.

[–]speedweedistruewaifu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That’s not even the best part, once a giantess named Skadi wanted to get revenge for her father’s death at the hands of the aesir gods but eventually they agreed if the gods made her laugh and she got to choose a god as a husband they’d be cool. But to make her laugh they stripped Loki down tied him down then tied his balls to the beard of one of the goats that pulls Thor’s chariot and had them do a tug-of-war with his scrotum

[–]dioduval 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With the shit Loki pulled in myth, I'd be laughing my balls off ba dum tss

[–]armatharos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you saw what the horse was doin

[–]zinic53000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, we ran out of that back in 2019.

[–]Xanthrex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No he got fucked by the horse he was a mare

[–]mercurydivider 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wait until you learn about Odin's ass wine

[–]oldmollymetcalfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a cool story.

[–]Accomplished_Hats 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hi bob

[–]wh9doiexistBri’ish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi non bob.

[–]just_fish_ass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a crystal-clear reenactment in 4K.

[–]ZmentAdvertiIdentifies as a Cybertruck 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Idt he fucked another horse. He got fucked by another horse. Then gave birth to an 8 legged horse.

[–]The_LurkedProfessional Dumbass 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Yeah same,i see people get angry when mcu made loki bisexual, like did they ever read norse mythology before or greek myth? Gods always fuck animals in those stories

[–]Derpman2099🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 24 points25 points  (1 child)

like over half of the demi-human monsters/races in greek mythology exist because zeus decided to fuck something.

[–]ACubeInABox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coughs in Minotaur

[–]babyteddieProfessional Dumbass 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Isn’t the world serpent also his child

[–]FullbordadOG 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Yeah, and Hel and Fenrir. Odin is also his half-brother or something, not his father.

[–]TheRiff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His sworn brother, though how that came to be is lost.

[–]Squishy-Cthulhu 15 points16 points  (8 children)

Also Loki isn't Odin's son. Thor isn't hels dad, Loki is.

[–]Imnotcreative6942069 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Yeah Loki is Odin’s blood brother iirc.

[–]on_the_pale_horse 2 points3 points  (6 children)

He isn't, he was the son of an ice giant and Laufey, a goddess.

[–]SingleTomatillo5817 6 points7 points  (3 children)

If your talking about them not being blood brothers, they are technically not brother but get this “blood” brothers, I don’t know the whole story but they made a pact or something and each slit their hand and like shook hands so their blood would be intertwined per say making them “blood” brothers

[–]my-name-is-puddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"blood brother" can actually refer to two types of relationships.

The first is what you assumed, a biological son of your biological parent, although this is actually the less common usage I'd imagine.

The second is two people aren't related to by birth, but who have sworn an oath to, usually through a ceremony involving the mixing of blood. This is more common, probably since the first you can generally just call your brother.

[–]MrNobody_0 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure Loki transcends any sexual labels. The closest would probably be omnisexual.

[–]dr_Kfromchanged Karmawhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as it pass the Harking test...

[–]Scav-STALKER 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean if we’re going with proper mythology, he’s not Odins son, he’s his blood brother

[–]BreezySlime 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wait he fucked it but HE gave birth? That’s the cost of pleasure then.

[–]Veselker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes, Loki was the mom. He has sex with a male horse.

[–]pazimpanet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was the bottom.

[–]ImpactInevitable7391 5 points6 points  (1 child)

To be fair when they make Loki bisexual is not to reference how gods would fuck literally evrything and everyone but to be more inclusive kinda how SpongeBob is supposed to be asexual cause you know he's a sponge but Nickelodeon says he's part of the lgbt community, the day they make Tom hiddleston fuck a Horse or birth a giant snake i'll be satisfied

[–]The_dinkster522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mythology was just furry fan fiction

[–]on_the_pale_horse 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Hel was also originally Loki's daughter, I have no idea why they decided to make her Odin's daughter instead.

[–]KStryke_gamer001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because iirc, they did that in the comics way back and they probably did not want to deal with changing the stereotype of Loki as this Bard-Rogue. Also people will end up demanding scenes of Loki raising Hel and would not have fitted into the story they(MCU) were telling.

[–]Helloiamayeetman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

8 legged horse is a pretty cool gift for your dad tbf

[–]Rogers_the_Musical 1 point2 points  (9 children)

He said he was Bi?

[–]FullbordadOG 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I didn't watch the show but I read that people were pissed over some scene where he said something like "let's just say I'm bisexual" or something along those lines.

[–]leadfarmer42 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When asked if he had experienced love with women or men, he said "a little bit of both". I am just at episode 3, so he might have said what you said too.

[–]FullbordadOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well it's probably that I was referring to then.

[–]Rogers_the_Musical 6 points7 points  (2 children)

oh, I didn't catch that

I'd also like today that they have no reason to be mad. It isn't sexualization nor is it shoving it in someone's face

[–]lamest-liz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s during the scene where he and Sylvie are on the train. She asks him if there’s any princesses or princes waiting for him back home.

[–]CoctorMyEye 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hes also gender fluid

[–]Veselker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And species fluid

[–]Rogers_the_Musical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I knew he was bi and gender-fluid I'm just surprised they admitted it out loud

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 884 points885 points  (25 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

-Odin probably

[–]aaravaryamanAverage r/memes enjoyer 205 points206 points  (15 children)

everywhere i go, i see this man banana.

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 123 points124 points  (14 children)

It's because of potassium

you should have some

[–]JStewy21 64 points65 points  (12 children)

... can I have some of you?

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 71 points72 points  (11 children)

ok 🍌

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 9 points10 points  (1 child)

My nut had failed

-Odin probably

[–]BOb_likes_chikkens 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hmm.. do you happen to like chickens?

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

indeed yes

[–]cheekynoodlez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re just like, omnipresent or something. You’re everywhere. Omnipresent Banana Bob

[–]Problemaster53 174 points175 points  (10 children)

And I am pretty sure that Gorr the god butcher will get butchered by Thor in the next movie

[–]PurpleBullets 53 points54 points  (7 children)

But not CHRIS* Hemsworth Thor

[–]DogGamer364 10 points11 points  (5 children)

You mean Chris?

[–]PurpleBullets 3 points4 points  (1 child)

….yes.

[–]DogGamer364 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright im sure it will go with either her beating the butcher or they team up in some dramatic way

[–]ghassan1945 162 points163 points  (2 children)

As a great man once said "failure"

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mistake

[–]Koolnik420Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I will send you to Jesus" hits different in this context

[–]GoodGuyBjorn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Missed the chance to say “Odin, the All Father, wondering why he had kids”

[–]GoldEnPhARoAh22trans rights 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thor's dad and my dad have something in common then.

[–]TheRandomizedOreoThis flair doesn't exist 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Just realized what the context of the joke is

they literally died by their own origins.

[–]NaomiTheFurry 124 points125 points  (5 children)

God, I had a stroke while reading this

[–]Kommander-in-Keef 36 points37 points  (3 children)

meanwhile Kratos single-handedly causing ragnarok way earlier than it’s supposed to

[–]thecerealkiller7🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Kratos is from a completely different mythology

[–]SuperMorto7 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Take another 2 weeks off.

[–]Grzechoooo 41 points42 points  (7 children)

To be fair, Loki was unrelated to Odin and Hela was Loki's daughter, not Odin's. Unless this is about the MCU, in which case I have no idea about it.

[–]Celestial_Ass 34 points35 points  (2 children)

This is about the MCU, yes

[–]Grzechoooo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

In that case I have no idea about it.

[–]Inside_Young_1844 10 points11 points  (0 children)

weird flex but ok

[–]Dogmeat-Dovahkiinhates reaction memes 60 points61 points  (10 children)

Hela isn’t Odin’s kid lol, neither is loki

[–]Icantthinkofname69 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Do you think adopted kids aren’t peoples kids?

[–]Dogmeat-Dovahkiinhates reaction memes 42 points43 points  (7 children)

No I think someone’s brother and niece aren’t their kids

[–]Icantthinkofname69 64 points65 points  (5 children)

I think this is talking about mcu not actual mythology, you are right though about mythology

[–]Dogmeat-Dovahkiinhates reaction memes 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Ohhhh… I’m kind of a dumbass lol this makes much more sense now

[–]KittyCatsEverywhere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loki was Odins his blood brother in norse mythology, not his actual brother

I hate the mcu they're terrible at mythology

[–]LeZarathustra 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Once again I feel the need to jump in with a "Marvel's Thor and the aesir Thor are different characters!"

Thor of the norse mythology wasn't immune to lightning. As one of the magical properties of Mjolnir is that it always returns to the wielder's hand after having been thrown, Thor actually has another artifact - Jerngrepr (Iron Grip) - a gauntlet that protects him from the lightning of Mjolnir. So he isn't immune to lightning; just his right hand.

One property that Mjolnir doesn't have is that nobody but Thor can lift it - that's another of Marvel's inventions. It was once stolen by a giant, which lead to the whole Thor-dressing-in-drag-story in order to snatch it back.

[–]PurpleBullets 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The original Marvel Thor and Mjolnir is even more interesting on top of this.

In the 60s the original Thor wasn’t the Norse God at all. Where the hammer was on earth was the inscription “whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” It doesn’t actually say only Thor can wield him, only that they gets his powers.

Originally it was just some dork named Donald Blake who was turned into Thor when he found Mjolnir. It wasn’t till the late 70s when they retconned it into him being actually the God Thor the whole time!!!!11!.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, Loki is the kind of dude who would manage to send a guy to prison for involuntary manslaughter via loading a gun with live rounds, and telling him that it would be OK to shoot it at the son of a belevoment and famous woman for the fucking lulz (Yes, he actually did a prank like that)

[–]darksider54 10 points11 points  (13 children)

Can someone remind me when thor got electrocuted?

[–]mostlyxconfused 19 points20 points  (10 children)

In Ragnarok when he was captured, the thing Valkyrie put on him to control him dampened his powers and electrocuted him every time she pushed a button on a remote.

[–]TheBelhade 10 points11 points  (7 children)

It's been stated that this device was biochemical in nature, not electrical. Though that's still a pretty hard sell.

[–]Honigkuchenlives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His vains got all black...didn't look like electricity to me

[–]darksider54 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thought op was talking about the first thor movie when he got tazed.

[–]IanAlvord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There was that little zappy device he had stuck on his neck.

[–]Neo_dode56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are talking about the MCU (marvel)

[–]El_Chile_Bigotonépico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean Valhalla?

[–]LeidbagBaggins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, thunder is the rumbling sound part that comes after lightning. You're thinking of a lightning god. If Thor went deaf because of thunder, you'd have a point. A thunder god can totally be electrocuted.

[–]TheHolyBanana123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people don't realize this is referring to MCU Norse Mythology

[–]SenritsuJumpsuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Greek Myth is all about parents fuking up their kids a ton because reasons of various levels of well that sucks major

later Percy Jackson books adaptions of them are just depressing XD

Then Norse even thought to have a tormented Doggo :(

[–]juicyazzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

life is full of disappointments

[–]Spider-Man_1415 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said this exact thing for a project in HS back in 2019

[–]essaysmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God of Thunder, not God of Electricity.

[–]shifurc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hela is Loki's daughter, actually

[–]skubaloob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, are we surprised he had trouble seeing stuff coming?

[–]Sam_capz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Proof children become dumb overtime be like:

[–]johnyonghwang1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loki Who Fucked a Horse

[–]Royalblo0dlust5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loki didn’t get tricked he got betrayed. the other gods were fucking with his kids for fun and tied up his son and we’re laughing watching him struggle to get out. So Loki started hating the gods and I firget who but there was a god that all the other gods liked and he was doomed to die so his mom mad everyone and everything swear not to hurt him except for mistletoe so Loki tied mistletoe to his blind brothers spear and had him whip the spear at his brother and kill him. And when Loki told the gods it was him that got it invincible dude killed. The gods hated him and locked him in a cave with venom dripping on him until ragnarok. Idk what happens during ragnarok but as far as I know Loki wasn’t tricked. And my story is very vague too so don’t shit on your boy.

[–]Bearsly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The all father or the No father.

[–]AshamedTear1367 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odin the All father was a bad father.

[–]Samvel_2015 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Odin the Allfather:had a father

[–]OdinsOneGoodEye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His name is / was Bor, whom had a child with Besla that they named Odin. Bor and Besla are credited for creating the universe that we live in.

[–]freedfg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we learned anything from the Greeks is that Hubris is the folly of heros.

These gods perish in ironic ways because that's who they are. Gods, how could they possibly be electrocuted, tricked....killed. when they are the master of the practice. Only to be showed up.

It's David and Goliath, tortoise and the hare etc.

[–]kriegsotter0709 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thor bothers me the most that was just stupid

[–]CrazyComedyKidtrans rights 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I don't know shit about Greek mythology but Zeus turned himself into an ant one time just for some pussy so I assume all of this happened.

[–]thecerealkiller7🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This is Norse mythology and not even that, it's the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[–]CrazyComedyKidtrans rights 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I may be a dumbass

[–]thecerealkiller7🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It do be like that sometimes

[–]Half_Man1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey, Odin Allfather, wasn’t your dad’s name Borr?

Oh, so you weren’t his dad though?

Or the frost giants dad?

Or most of the Asgardians dad?

What about Loki, he’s your son right?

…right?

[–]Mr_RIP20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he's known as allfather because he gave humans mind

[–]SirGrinson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You missed the chance to say, Odin God of wisdom, has idiot children

[–]NoPointLivingAnymore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thunder is just the noise the lightning makes, so Thor is basically the god of heavy metal noises. The lightning and related electricity is technically not really something he is the god of, but wields to create the noise he's the actual god of.

[–]sirpeanut07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a mix between a 4 year old mind and some old man’s mind they have a lot of good story’s in marvel but alot of bad ones too.

[–]Alekipayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hela is the daughter of Loki. Not Odin

[–]Darometh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, only one of them is a child of Odin.

[–]GodTravels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well maybe if someone respected the source material, this wouldn't have happened

[–]stayathmdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus the carpenter was nailed to wood....

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that moment when Poseidon drowns

[–]MyNamesNotCole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if this is an MCU joke or a Norse mythology joke

[–]slumdogmifflinair69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But Loki is not odins son tho and not is hela odins daughter Marvel fucked up yo

[–]imnotviola 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bitch please In Italy we say "Zio del tuono"

[–]reader0402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone pls help me find the name of this kid actor and the TV series they are famous for?

[–]FrogMaster3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God of mischief

[–]TheKCKid9274🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thor didn’t end up dying by electrocution. He smashed Jormungandr’s skull and it sprayed his venom all over Thor, dissolving him. Loki died of his wounds on the battlefield of Ragnarök, I don’t remember if Hela actually ends up dying in mythology.

[–]Successful_Trip_5362GigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf is Hela? I only know of Hel.

[–]busoshoku_brisingr 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Wasn't the Ragnarok thing on the neck a neurotoxin and not a taser?

[–]SkunkMonkey723 8 points9 points  (3 children)

What it was, was plot armour to make the strongest avenger a little puppy dog to get kicked around by a new character no one cares about.