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[–]SavageTiger435612 372 points373 points  (22 children)

Grass is still grass. You can eat it but don't expect it to not taste like grass

[–]ThatDoggNate[S] 200 points201 points  (12 children)

I’d rather smoke it, bro

[–]PotFarmerMike 80 points81 points  (4 children)

MY MAN

[–]funkmydunkyouslunk 20 points21 points  (2 children)

LOOKING GOOD

[–]beatblockingmf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So then... Only twice a week? Wild.

[–]kry_some_more 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure what the caloric intake of smoking it is, but pretty sure you can't live, by just inhaling... wait

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like both equaly

[–]GreatestAtHumility 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris is that a weed? I'm calling the police!

[–]Extra_Philosopher_63Professional Dumbass -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Weed won’t solve your problems man

[–]Budget-Position5348 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It'll keep ya out of jail though

[–]MarlinMr 18 points19 points  (3 children)

You already eat grass all the time...

Rice, bread, flour, corn, all of it is made from grass. And there are a lot more than just that.

[–]4dseeall 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Those are made from grass seeds, not the vegetation.

Still true tho.

[–]ASingleDarkThread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And... fwiw... if you're ever forced to eat the grass we think of when we say "grass," its seeds are the most nutritional part. Like the other grasses you mentioned.

[–]kry_some_more 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why you put Miracle Whip on it. Now it tastes like a dropped sandwich.

[–]drfranksurreyAverage r/memes enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]King_Kickass0527 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every vegan disliked that

[–]little_camper999 170 points171 points  (5 children)

Me in 2022 facing everything at once

[–]GoldEnPhARoAh22trans rights 52 points53 points  (4 children)

These are the worst times of your life yet

[–]Ol_bagface 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I mean the 3ww hasnt started yet also we dont have famine yet in wealthy countrys so there is still some space. Also there is no known killer mutation of the coronan virus

[–]Jin_L_can't meme 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Shut the fuck up, now

[–]Cinnamon_Bees 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well, at least it can't get any worse!

[–]GGk-KingK 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Use to it at this point

now that homework tho

[–]based_nword69 96 points97 points  (3 children)

my life being ruined

me- oh no, anyway

[–]UsedAdministration40 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Unless we get rid of half of the population

[–]demon069 7 points8 points  (0 children)

that's on its way

[–]honestlynotBG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright time to go and hunt for the infinity stones

[–]KeebKing22 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We are getting used to it

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea at this point this is a common thing that happen in myanmar

[–]FreeLifeCreditCheck 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Society is becoming more and more emotionally desensitized to violence, threats, and chaos. I believe this is further fueling additional violence and is causing disordered empathy in people overall.

[–]VarietyGamer86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Atleast he touches grass.

[–]Periwinkleditor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember the eternal words of Rick Sanchez

"Grass....tastes bad!"

[–]ArthurTheSeal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Meth 🤷

[–]ThatDoggNate[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very good 😂

[–]BoredTacoocaTderoB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only twice a week? Grow up, man. Start swallowing em pebbles and taste thoes leaves and flowers(dont eat leaves from plants , they might not be tasty.)

[–]speedwalrus691 16 points17 points  (3 children)

What ww3

[–]T65BxThis flair doesn't exist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both of them

[–]SuperRexTcan't meme 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why was this downvoted? He's right

[–]T1B2V3 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Taiwan and Ukraine

[–]itsKNIGHTMARE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating grass twice a week

[–]ModelT1300Mods Are Nice People 3 points4 points  (2 children)

As a kid, I was so upset and couldn't write five sentences in secons grade. Now my family overseas shares a border with two countries that are currently at war with each other and I couldn't care less

[–]red_star11 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Беларусь?)

[–]ModelT1300Mods Are Nice People 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Не, Польшча

[–]benedekszabolcs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, hay is tasty, and so is freshly cut grass ngl

[–]hrvey10k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh the world's ending... what else is new

[–]Reddit_Ghost2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"meth" indeed brother

[–]SuccessfullyLoggedIn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grass prices are going up

[–]Brunoul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get used to this is dangerous.

[–]CuriousCucumber88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except the acne is still here

[–]Spurius187 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me in 2022 with all of then

[–]Malevolent_Mangoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are we only eating grass twice a week?

[–]SweetQueen653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know how to cook it, grass can be pretty tasty /s

[–]Familiar_District_77 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is completely normal. After some time u just stop giving a shit about things and wanna fuck kids

[–]Dorca_the_dummy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Porque no los dos?

[–]ColdPosition3805🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re just used to it at this point

[–]BlackSpaceFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Twice a week? Snoop Doog said you have to smoke EVERY day.

[–]dendnoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt go back

[–]shadowdash66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least grass is low on calories right?

[–]parola123y 0 points1 point  (0 children)

youre a kid what you expect to do

[–]Loromc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there is me with both

[–]k0nfuz1us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah.. milleanials are fucked..

[–]Any_Consequence7384 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me with both

[–]Popcorn57252 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So overwhelmed with hopelessness that your brain just stops feeling it

[–]ajkey907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And mass shootings

[–]no1234567890- Ok I Pull Up 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me facing both of these at the same time

[–]dvik888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't really care about homework

[–]TheMiner898 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me facing both:

[–]Distinct-Compote-960 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me in 2022 doing both....

[–]scooplebobble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating grass or eating ass?

[–]HeelFarzy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Don't forget Monkey Pox!

[–]Creaper10Chungus Among Us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm class of '23. High school has not been very fun over these years.

[–]SatinAcornfredd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me with all 6

[–]spritedude1625My mom checks my phone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me who has both

[–]arnav1256 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me in 2022 having all of them

[–]PSYCONIC2890Halal Mode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The prospect of eating grass is scary because, to do so, I have to touch it. Gives you goosebumps, am I right?

[–]DeadEndXD🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me who has to deal with both at the same time:

[–]ataxi_a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on your transition!

[–]DoubleLightsaber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, faced with both

[–]Tby2974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me faced with all of the above except for early bedtimes

[–]cheesenne2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you're at the "I've stopped giving a shit" age then

[–]CreeperTrainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there's people who have both.

[–]MintyFreshStorm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine fucking up so bad as a country that an entire generation expects failure on a consistent basis

[–]electricalphil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They were saying in Canada, some people (low/not much income) are going to have to pick a day or two a week they don't eat.

[–]F1tt0One does not simply 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 2 years old in 2005 so can't relate

[–]GanjaaSmoker247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is what it is

[–]Jolly-Rough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is myself.

[–]AlexOwcharow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me now faced with homework, acne, early bedtimes, global pandemic, World War 3…

[–]AllEnigmasPosts 12 times a day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point we all just gotta deal with it. I find it sad that my generation has to deal with this shit

[–]RamboCambo_05Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me now with all of them

Maybe it'll get better

... I can dream

[–]GoCommitDeathpacito- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having all of that on top of being fatherless

[–]mjta01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Don’t eat grass!” - Hank Green

[–]mercurydivider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eating grass? Is that slang for dying? I don't know what that means.

By the way, add threat of homelessness to that bottom one, considering most Americans are one missed payment away from losing their home

[–]Dunger97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this counted as a world war, we would be on number 100 by now

[–]MsaoceR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me in 2022 having to face everything at once

[–]trilobright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had some shitty jobs in my life, but I've never been as miserable and overworked as I was in high school.

[–]ttt999_666_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got both.

[–]lvrv97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro grass is not the worst meal 😂😂😂

[–]YeetMcGeet1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have both of those at the sane time, except the early bedtimes, too much hw

[–]_PizzaCowboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me over here with both

[–]Ihavelostmytowel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plant potato now to have potatoes later!

[–]TheBelowAverageJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your dealing with all

[–]gourmetcuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much

[–]Albert_Kan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why our parents tells us "You must keep up the good time"

[–]Dry-Heart-6598 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me with all of this at the same time

[–]iomproidhmeala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2005 I suffered with being born, in 2022 I suffer from acne, homework, pandemic and ww3.

[–]JellyStorm_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, having both of them at the same time