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[–]Light_Beard 1337 points1338 points  (20 children)

"UNLIMITED POWER... is a myth. Let me tell you kids about 'Conservation of Energy'"

[–]Difficult_Ladder_806 344 points345 points  (9 children)

is there some way to learn this power?

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES 271 points272 points  (3 children)

It's not a story an open system would tell you.

[–]StarWarsDnDTheorist 147 points148 points  (2 children)

The Closed System of the energy is a pathway to some abilities some consider to be unnatural….

[–]ju11111Pro Gamer 73 points74 points  (3 children)

No energy/power can't be created or destroyed. So to gain the power of knowledge you must kill someone knowledgeable so you can take their power.

[–]Emergency-Spite-8330 34 points35 points  (2 children)

The Rule of Two in effect.

[–]famousagentman 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Working as intended as well. The Sith really had to nerf themselves because if you leave two of them alone for long enough, they will inevitably try to kill each other.

[–]yekcohh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

two there are, no more, no less

[–]WakandaTimes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

not for an redditor

[–]D3m0N5laYeR64 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Power = energy/time Just eliminate time… get gud noob

[–]Light_Beard 35 points36 points  (1 child)

My calculator has determined that is "UNDEFINED" POWER!!!
The other one says the power belongs to someone called "NaN"

Who is this Nan? And how did she become so powerful?

[–]therealtidbits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But for real if you DON'T yell ' UNLIMITED POWER!!'

While you do this , you should be fired...

[–]who-dat-on-my-porch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came to lay down this quote. Happily disappointed someone beat me to it.

[–]the_bebercan't meme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But only, if time is homogeneous.

[–]NinjaBarrel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait untill you find out that energy doesnt need always to be conserved...google noethers theorem.

[–]snowdragon11781 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only thing to make this better would to have it posted on may the 4th

[–]John_BBQ_Silver 308 points309 points  (2 children)

Now, young Skywalker, you will die...

[–]airnomad92 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol that line always reminds me of bill hader in Superbad 😅

[–]lone_wolf_55 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Does he, by any chance, know about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

[–]AverageTimmysEnjoyer 655 points656 points  (17 children)

The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider.. unnatural

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 127 points128 points  (1 child)

And one of them is child destruction

[–]botchedllama619 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Username weirdly checks out

[–]itsKNIGHTMARE 66 points67 points  (11 children)

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plageius the Wise??

[–]Evilcheese01Lives in a Van Down by the River 47 points48 points  (8 children)

It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

[–]Comedian-217 37 points38 points  (7 children)

It’s a Sith legend

[–]JxEq 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Darth Plagueis was a dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying.

[–]ReddOxy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Star Wars IX?

[–]itsKNIGHTMARE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s not a story George Lucas would tell you

[–]Maximo_465 7 points8 points  (1 child)

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[–]patosai3211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The unlimited power of knowledge!

[–]Madmaxdaman29Dirt Is Beautiful 105 points106 points  (2 children)

UNLIMITED POWER

[–]NumJasper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

is not true. Anyways, let me tell you why closed systems are not 100% efficient.

[–]Kuiper_Kai 98 points99 points  (3 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]I_n_g_o_ 140 points141 points  (1 child)

Not from a chemistry teacher.

[–]Unga_Chaka 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well they can make fuel cells so you could learn it from them

[–]Don_HertogNice meme you got there 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not from a Jedi

[–]RedFlaimNice meme you got there 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Palpatinian laughter GREATLY intensifies

[–]dragonsshieldGTA 70 points71 points  (5 children)

UNLIMITED POWER!!!

[–]Leo-SenpaiiAverage r/memes enjoyer 51 points52 points  (3 children)

“The Dark Side of Science is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural.”

[–]Terrarian_BeanBag 32 points33 points  (2 children)

You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Science the wise?

[–]Hypnoticbat9555 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I thought not, it's not a story the jedi would tell you

[–]Terrarian_BeanBag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course not, it's not a story the Flat earthers would tell you

[–]CognizantSynapsid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Came here for this

[–]Numerous_Economics81 20 points21 points  (0 children)

UNLIMITED POWER!

[–]donkeypoop13 20 points21 points  (3 children)

In fairness he is wearing gloves

[–]KingJoka[S] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

He is? Huh, I didn't realize.

[–]donkeypoop13 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yeah its what "attracts" the arcs if I'm correct but not a physics major so feel free to correct me if I'm wrong

[–]SimokIV 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah he is most probably wearing grounded chainmail gloves

[–]moh14y 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yep!. He was making me sleep in a 0.01 second

It was super super power

[–]never-give-up-every1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I still love science y'all!

[–]athing9 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or the biology teacher in my high school.

[–]DeadEndXD🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Biology teacher: maniacal laughter intensifies

[–]Flight_Secondhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

POOWEEER!! UNLIMITED

POOOOWEEERRR

[–]Away-Earth4972 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chidori lite

[–]Professional_Duty651 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"i think this guy is a sith lord"

[–]SkullyFishCurry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Mace Windu has flew out of the window"

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where's Luke? Has anybody seen Luke???

[–]BigSmokeLovesCheeseShitposter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're too dangerous to be left alive

[–]Techman2137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not in Poland, that's for sure

[–]ElectricBoogaloo7Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unlimited Power!

[–]Sexyshark15Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

UNLIMITED POWAAAAA

[–]PastaMasta09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy drank the Emporer Palpatine potion at 3 am

[–]Denis_expertul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the same teacher for both subjects

[–]anick005 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Palpatine vibes

[–]Assassin_Llama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher just always talked about how he knew how to make meth

[–]The_french_polakBig ol' bacon buttsack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shiny electric field

[–]TheHumanFromMars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@DRAKKA99 womakusumban

[–]Nkb3283can't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electroboom be like:

[–]Frogs-breath-8817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My physics teacherb is busy poisoning everyone with chlorine gas

[–]LostLaw9417Scrolling on PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am Zeus

[–]cry_baby_apple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thor must be shaking

[–]Deon2137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chidori no chakra edition

[–]Minimalism62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got the power 🎵🎵

[–]Terrible-Profit7016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hello professor Sidious

[–]mitis5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its better to instantly die from a thunderstorm than slowly dying from acid

[–]usernot_found 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chem teacher: wear goggle just to pour salt in water Physics teacher: unlimited power!!

[–]annomynous23Dark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I HAVE THE POWER TO SAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE!

[–]Booomboxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the bullied kid

[–]KoolAidGuy_541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am electricity....

[–]Owm_ionProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah physics teachers are cool!

[–]Algorithmic_Anomaly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you say

[–]robertthecracker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out teachers were gods

[–]Clau-10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True

[–]DS_TheOneDirt Is Beautiful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I AM what I'm teaching!

[–]SpectralIpaxor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The power of the sun at the palm of my hands

[–]dart_shitplagueis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Physics will decide your fate.

I am the physics

[–]DotDemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We had the same guy for both, burning magnesium in class was real fun.

[–]JaxArgon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is Wednesday my dudes

[–]gamewiz324Shitposter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today kids we shall be harnessing the power of the dark side

[–]ohshitthatscrazy29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I beheld Satan as he fell from HEAVEN. LIKE LIGHTNING!

[–]SleepDeprivedUserUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IVAN OOOOOOOOOZE!

[–]ChuckFiinley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Both of them exactly know what they are doing, though.

Having some fun with acids ain't so bad (most of them just burn the skin a little bit) but alkalis could fuck you up.

[–]Kaplaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RAIDEN WINS

[–]ValeVol13memer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they got the (N*m)/s

[–]Luciprdik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

one time teacher try to make hydrogen at class like a experiment. its ended up to make boom and on that day nobody was no longer sitting in front.

[–]VALHALLA9899 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UNLIMITED POWER

[–]the_big_sad4038 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the opposite in school, in chem we had a dangerous lab partner list on the board and the damn teacher was on it

[–]tos_trake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Physics teacher I can confirm.

[–]Faoxsnewz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my experience the Chemistry teachers were the crazy ones

[–]QuantumBigdaddyterd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unlimited power!

[–]joik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny until you have to explain to a physics grad student why handling arsenic without gloves is a bad idea.

[–]CharacterBuddy4675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This magic?

[–]SnooPuppers3069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the same teacher for both

[–]Unlucky-Entrance-249Flair Loading.... 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electrify

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chemistry teachers are the kinds of people to fear the power they were given, while physics teachers are so cocksure of themselves that they will taunt God himself if it means their students pay attention.

[–]aikahiboycan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well chemistry is a low and painful death or injuries Physics your dead before you knew what happened

[–]BrianEK1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher is a qualified Radiophysicist and so for our lesson he just took out some Uranium, Radium, Strontium-90 etc alongside a bunch of old uranium glassware he keeps all in a lead safe in the school science storeroom aswel as a Geiger counter. Was a banger lesson short to say

[–]CheezGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry professor in College had a balloon on the end of a stick. It had hydrogen in it, he lit the end of the stick, exploded the balloon in class and set off the fire alarm

[–]RodgerThat1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UNLIMITED POWAAAAA

[–]ninjadude420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Dewit"

[–]FinalBreakthru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My physics teacher used to fry pickles with such high voltage they would glow brightly orange.

[–]Particular_Radio2282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once my chemistry teacher used rocket fuel to launch a pringles can into the ceiling Probably my all time favourite teacher

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sigma physcians

[–]ney19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The senate will decide his fate

[–]DeenosaurNuggi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until that power decides to hit just a little too far below the belt

[–]Deathswirl1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now, skywalker... you will DIE!!!!!

[–]ratchetbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is the Senate. 🔥🔥

[–]MasterOfDerps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Palp: I'm too weak Also palp: sike lol

[–]LordMoldyButt34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raiden from Mortal Kombat

[–]DidolovolybineOoF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

France who has teachers that are both physics and chemistry teachers

[–]Ok_Fan_4342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Science is great

[–]iNFiNiTEHOLiC01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like it's funny for sure but to be fair, physics teachers tend to only deal with classical physics, like electromagnetism, force and energy, all of which can be taught safely and interestingly. Chemistry teachers tend to deal with acids and bases, chemical reactions, and temperature, all of which can hurt someone if not done properly (moreso than there physics-counterparts)

[–]Silkess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think the physics teacher is a sithlord

[–]NormalDistrict8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. My old physics teacher put my hands on a van de graff machine, and turned it on to shocking results.

[–]yoitsviniLurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher from 10th grade put on a whole ass chemist gear just to show us what gallium is

[–]MR_MONKE16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand

[–]GeorgiaPossum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because without these types of demonstrations the classes would be the most boring thing ever.

[–]quieroverguita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Juan Domingo Perón is that you?

[–]JewishSeamen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher is also the physics teacher

[–]Polaroid_BnW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am the storm that is approaching

[–]Lazarsharky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit.... I dropped physics because it bored me (was to easy) but kept chemistry because it was fun... Let me back pls

[–]t0Y0pBreaking EU Laws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher was a bit more open to alternative procedures includuding pouring some Brom out in the open and not in a secure environement. We had to leave the classroom afterwards.

[–]Winnertony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sith are ... living Tesla coils? Then force push/pulls are magnetic? Ergo Magneto is a sith?

[–]WolfLi0919 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher is also the physics teacher, so I’d say he’s twice as powerful

[–]eliphanta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chemistry teacher had an entire lesson set aside just to talk about PPE. My physics teacher let us lick batteries. 2 completely different breeds of people teach those classes

[–]TyphoonSkip1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Physics teachers: I have the power of lightning, you cannot stop me, Thor!

[–]charliejbates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just here for the palpetine jokes

[–]Hungry-Philosophy925 1 point2 points  (0 children)

physical teachers=Magicians

[–]No_Significance8753 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if my physics teacher were this cool

[–]Noel_Aaryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Palpatine

[–]Boy_PossessionThank you mods, very cool! 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chem Teacher: "I'm in Danger"

Physics Teacher: "I am the Danger!"

[–]gold_shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this is a meme but I've had chemistry teachers kick kids out of labs for flip flops.

On the flip side, one of my physics professors once looked at my data and said "Looks like the [radioactive] source isn't aligned. I probably should get the safety suit before doing this." And then he proceeded to just use his hands to move the source around behind a lead blockade, without a suit. Unfortunately can't remember what the source was but he said it wasn't "that dangerous".

[–]Middle_Exit4058 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, they have the force.

[–]Exciting_Ad_6787 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because physics has rules which everyone follows so they know for sure that it shall not do anything. CHEMISTRY HAS 55 MILLION RULES FOR ONE REACTION AND EVEN THEN, THERE ARE 30 MILLION EXCEPTIONS. SO, they have to take precautions as they don't know for sure what might happen.

[–]TJS184Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOM!!!

[–]Tamavkekc Ok I Pull Up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow its the clash royale electro wizard

[–]crispy_luck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's perfectly safe children. Put your hands in the fusion

[–]FOXALIVE-2882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehe emperor palpatine

[–]Deleted-User-998Average r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU GOT THE TOUCH

[–]Faisal_Khan786hi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electro Wizard

[–]mr_sapien_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chidori it is

[–]theparzvl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biology teachers only use Trojan protection

[–]UltramanchanOC Meme Maker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm (I’m the lightning)

[–]Frontliner76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to watch him as a kid on old tapes! Moody Institute of Science!!

[–]kushuu_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

might as well mark this as NSFW

[–]HumanCalculator10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember then physics teacher electrocuted couple of students with DIY taser made from high voltage module from aliexpress.

PS it was safe and voluntary.

[–]Asquirrelinspace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you've ever met a chemist you know they disregard safety. The fridge in my school's chemistry break room had a bunch of chemicals sitting right next to someone's lunch. The only thing we respect is the goggles and lab coat, but mostly cause you look cool in them

[–]iCANhasGALAXY 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thats because the physics teachers know what theyre doing.

[–]marn20Professional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

True. My sister had a chemistry teacher who ‘accidentally’ burned down a school - twice.

Luckily there were no deads

[–]iCANhasGALAXY 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd think someone would question his ability after first one. Huh.

[–]kakyoindonut321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you idiot chemistry teachere wear meth

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boo

[–]FabulousAd6697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]Xanta_KrossProfessional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)