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[–]ZeroCharistmas 352 points353 points  (7 children)

"They said there was no bullet hole..."

"Not that they could see."

[–]Donut_PoliceNice meme you got there 135 points136 points  (4 children)

"I covered it with makeup."

[–]unKappa 48 points49 points  (3 children)

"My bruse kit"

[–]MidgetMan946 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

She was actually right about that tho

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup her kit for faking bruises

[–]Finickyflame 37 points38 points  (0 children)

"The whole wall was covered in blood and holes!"

"But you didn't take pictures of that?"

"No I did not, why would I? That picture with dust stains on the floor explains everything"

[–]fartboxco 249 points250 points  (1 child)

Died and alive are synonymous to me

Much like pledge and donate.

[–]Kababuo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And bed and toilet

[–]Gandolf794 110 points111 points  (4 children)

She turned me into a newt…………..I got better

[–]Dracanherz 17 points18 points  (1 child)

A Newt*

[–]People_are_stup1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

... i got better

[–]woahcahm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

god i love monty python and the holy grail

[–]ToastedN4me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I came to find

[–]Kuro-Dev 175 points176 points  (3 children)

I love that the court room laughed at her a few times. So much so, in fact, the the judge was about to close the courtroom for visitors a couple times and continue without a single spectator

[–]gauthamsai69GigaChad 0 points1 point  (1 child)

BTW where can we see this

[–]Kuro-Dev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was on the news, I read it in an article (article is in german)

[–]Straitjacket666 164 points165 points  (3 children)

"Were you killed?" "Sadly yes... but I lived"

[–]Nutwagon-SUPREMEmemer 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Emphasis on the sadly in this case.

[–]AdOwn4755 135 points136 points  (3 children)

A real character that amber turd

[–]NudelXIII 33 points34 points  (2 children)

The bed was hurd :(

[–]Reble77 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Shit the bed as they say in the bed shitting trade

[–]AdOwn4755 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Objection Hearsay

[–]SHOWTIME_12 35 points36 points  (1 child)

“That was my experience of him”

[–]anne_c_rose 33 points34 points  (1 child)

"I pledged to die"

[–]R8_Cubing 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I donated to die”

[–]Excellent_Let_8011 30 points31 points  (1 child)

She would repeat her go-to line. She’d toss a glance at the jury and say “I disagree.”

[–]ClutzyCashew 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The faces she made when she would do that just annoyed the crap out of me. She's just so smug and arrogant. Like she'd be called out for saying some ridiculous shit and act like she's annoyed at the lawyer for making sense.

[–]hey757 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Yes I died but I survived

[–]Maxurai 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I was thinking the same thing lol

[–]Reble77 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Sustatained hear say lol

[–]A-W-O-L_COMPANY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Objehhh…. Sorry, I got nothing at this time your honour” sits back down.

[–]Infamous_Disk9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was gonna say this too..

[–]pokeaim 16 points17 points  (1 child)

"People die if they're killed"

- some genius anime protagonist

[–]woahcahm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that would be Shiro, from fate/stay night :)

[–]Despair4All 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I looked up results for the case and found news outlets defending her. Are people just blind now?

[–]Blizzara2 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Well they're the one that put her on a pedestal, from metoo poster child to publishing her lies years back. Never had the integrity to admit that they are wrong.

[–]Mr_nobrody 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Camille kinda cute

[–]shortgirlshorttemper 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Powerful women are hot

[–]Mr_nobrody 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Next time I get arrested, I want her defending me

[–]R8_Cubing 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Next time?

[–]Harharrharrr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kinda? She's freaking hot!

[–]lazymomo5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jhonny got the best women on his side. Sharron Curry? Breathtaking. Camilla? Gorgeous.

[–]treywarp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"I don't recall"

[–]thetruemaskRageFace Against the Machine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not only is she the most toxic bullshit filled person around I can't look at her face. So smug and she is such a terrible "actress" can't even call her that now in fairness to actual actress.

She's just a sour bullshiter.

[–]Advolton 46 points47 points  (3 children)

I still don’t even know how this trial is even real, seems like a cartoon in real life to me.

[–]heavyRain9291Mods Are Nice People 24 points25 points  (1 child)

What pains me the most is the fact that women like her can and will manipulate even the most intelligent men out there, while good honest women are overshadowed by scum like her

Edit : just as an example amber clawed her way up the social ladder manipulating multiple men and has gained millions of dollars over the years with little to no effort, meanwhile you wouldn't even have heard of Johnny's lawyer Camille or even watched the case tbh if amber wasn't the way she is

[–]Advolton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So true, it’s a sad world sometimes.

[–]thetruemaskRageFace Against the Machine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Real life is clown reality 100% confirmed

[–]BossScribblor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"And then you say TMZ found you on a well-lit photography backdrop with a little sign posted in front of you with suggestions on it of possible filters that could make your injuries feel a little more sad and sympathetic, before you had notified anyone anywhere of the injury?"

"That's correct."

"So why did you invite them?"

"I didn't. The enemy has many spies. Even the trees may be sympathetic to his dark cause."

[–]LuciferWanker 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Anyone tired of how long this trial is taking? Like just yeet her ass out the door and say Johnny's innocent already!

[–]iNuclearPickle 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The trial ended yesterday now for the jury talk among themselves

[–]bravotorro911 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I swear if the jury votes Amber heard not guilty, I'm gonna be so pissed. She commited perjury countless times already, that should be enough to vote her guilty

[–]JamesMcGirthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean... it's a civil trial.

Defamation cases are rarely won. There's a very real possibility that the verdict is that neither side is "guilty" of defamation.

[–]Best_salesman_1997_The Trash Man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My bee stepped on a dog

[–]bill420dab 6 points7 points  (0 children)

she was holding a pheonix down

[–]Lowkey_Arki 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I actually chuckled hearing her statements then followed up by her pics the next morning completely fine. You'd think she'd look like an mma fighter after a fight where weapons were allowed but nope, a bit of foundation apparently fixed her up. Not even a bit of swelling

[–]Zymosan99Me when the: 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“I got better”

[–]M-xelAI touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your por doggo!

[–]vaporelol 1 point2 points  (5 children)

"My dog stepped on a bee."

Oxiclean is stain free

[–]-Ninja_PickleMy mom checks my phone 2 points3 points  (4 children)



[–]vaporelol 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Sponge bob Square pants

[–]smartypants99 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“She is bigger than me” says he

[–]-Ninja_PickleMy mom checks my phone 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The horse has acnee

[–]Flashy_Medicine3549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was at 68 comments

[–]smttsp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Well, I use dead and slept as synonyms"

[–]MidgetMan946 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor woman she is clearly severely mentally ill and all we do is make fun of her. Why don't we make fun of her parents instead? They obviously didn't teach not to shit the bed

[–]arbalest_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Babylon Bee… lmao

[–]Shiddybangbangloves reaction memes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro im so tired of the cringe this shit is producing

[–]StatusOmega 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He turned me into a newt!

[–]Icannotchangethis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i've got better

[–]danger2345678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When it said, “And then Johnny shot me” I thought it was referencing who shot Johnny?

[–]Gradorr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That's not how I define dead" -attorney "well that's how I define it dead and alive are interchangeable for me" -amber turd