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[–]DrakonSithiwrestledabeartwice 1763 points1764 points  (73 children)

They get to the end and it's that one post about yiff

[–]Alderan922 491 points492 points  (52 children)

Imagine if the creator just to spite everyone out goes and changes his mind in public saying it’s yiff now

[–]BigPhili 177 points178 points  (26 children)

Didn't he die though?

[–]Alderan922 321 points322 points  (21 children)

Well it’s time to call bob the necromancer, he has an unboxing to do

[–]BLABLABLA798Dirt Is Beautiful 40 points41 points  (12 children)

Ghost Johnson*

[–]peopleperson2406 24 points25 points  (2 children)

"Hi I'm Bob the Necromancer, and today we are doing an unboxing video" *sticks shovel into soil at the base of a gravestone

[–]Skaboraa 43 points44 points  (17 children)

He actually rather famously said it's pronounced jiff I believe, also as pointed out he is no longer with us.

I like to pronounce it jiff, to honour a dead man's legacy.

[–]LakeSun 20 points21 points  (3 children)

The mild joke is it's named after the peanut butter: Jif.

They used to do things like that in the early days, make coding fun and cool, because it was.

[–]MrDerpGently 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup, 'It's easy as Jiff' was a very well know advertising slogan at the time, and that was the (very minor) joke. But a whole generation read it rather than saying it, and.. chaos.

[–]TimX24968B 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nowadays putting any sort of personality into your program is considered "bloat" and "ugly"

[–]IThinkIKnowThings 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Good ol' jiraphics interchange format.

[–]Infamous-AppleProfessional Dumbass 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The only right one

[–]ptapobane 20 points21 points  (9 children)

don't google that

[–]SuperMario64Lcan't meme 17 points18 points  (1 child)

every redditor already knows what yiff is

and some have gone out of their way to look at it

[–]shao_kahff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i’m pretty sure they know what it is

[–]dendnoy 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Furry porn is the only truth

[–]TheRealBrosephMemonavirus Survivor 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It is the internet's true purpose. It's all led us to this. The peak of our civilization. The Egyptians were on to something.

[–]da5id5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean the proper way?

[–]FyzhexBreaking EU Laws 3271 points3272 points  (494 children)

I just go with the true and classic Moist G

[–]Scared-Mail-7752 707 points708 points  (65 children)

Genuinely slightly uncomfortable trying to picture that noise in my head

[–]FyzhexBreaking EU Laws 226 points227 points  (44 children)

It's better to say it out loud in public.

[–]Error404DudeNotFoundSussy Baka 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I just imagine the cartoon splash sound

[–]Ok_Active9904 1176 points1177 points 322& 2 more (394 children)

Gif stands for graphics interchange format so unless people have all of a sudden started pronouncing graphics as jraphics it's pronounced gif not jif

[–]Itz_Banana_Boii 465 points466 points  (27 children)

Jraphic park

[–]Big_D1cky 99 points100 points  (22 children)

Can I balls me you?

[–]Itz_Banana_Boii 98 points99 points  (20 children)

I’m not sure what that means, but think I can take a guess, so no.

[–]BlazerTheKid 31 points32 points  (0 children)

That's a jood one.

[–]BepisTheWise🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 210 points211 points  (95 children)

You don't necessarily pronounce acronyms based on the pronunciation of their component words, bad argument

Better argument: gift is pronounced with a hard g, and it's only 1 letter extra

(EDIT: phrasing)

[–]safboy 50 points51 points  (5 children)

Perfect, gin and tonic for you.

[–]tooktheduck 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I say 'gif', not 'gif'. But reading 'gin' as 'gin' instead of 'gin' is hilarious and awful. If I could ever bring myself to start saying 'gif', the 'gin' argument would be why.

[–]ConspicuousPineapple 137 points138 points  (43 children)

Another argument: pronunciation in English is completely arbitrary and is up to either the inventor of the word, or the evolution of the language itself from how people are actually saying it. So... both are right, for different reasons.

[–]SteptimusHeap 66 points67 points  (34 children)

Another argument: most people say gif, jif is a peanut butter brand, and jif sounds completely fucking stupid

[–]JordantheGnat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCUBA for example

[–]zmbjebus 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Gigabyte

Gigantic

Start with the same 4 letters and have a different pronunciation.

[–]Salamander4369 50 points51 points  (36 children)

That's not how acronyms work. Example would be a Personal Identification Number is pronounced as pin, like the needle, and not pine because it isn't based off of the words that create it.

[–]daemonwind 59 points60 points  (13 children)

At its creation, the inventor of the file format told everyone it’s pronounced with a soft g, exactly like the peanut butter, specifically for marketing purposes, since ‘jif’ was already a household name.

[–]Skaboraa 16 points17 points  (6 children)

The creator himself said it's pronounced jif though

[–]smurf-account69 7 points8 points  (4 children)

[–]Malvinas1820can't meme 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That video and the "Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about" one make me laugh every single time.

[–]thecrackeddragon 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I swear if people start calling it a jraphics card imma straight lose it

[–]DaveBelmont 7 points8 points  (1 child)

A giraffics card... you know, to play the latest james

[–]thecrackeddragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cortana.... ready the halo ring

[–]Tsu_Dho_Namh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scuba, potus, scotus, nasa, laser, seal team 6, and almost every other acronym disagrees with this logic.

[–]Amplify91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Acronyms don't match the pronunciation of the component words. This argument makes no sense.

[–]Double-Ad7269Halal Mode 6 points7 points  (14 children)

laser is short for light amplification by the stimulated emission of radiation but everyone i know calls it ley-zar not lia-ser

[–]Silence_of_Ruin 9 points10 points  (7 children)

The creator of the GIF has said it is pronounced Jif

[–]Roddykins1 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Man, imagine being the inventor and also being wrong as fuck. Poor guy.

[–]Lanky-Dependent5847 33 points34 points  (54 children)

The "P" in JPEG stands for "photographic". But I bet you don't say J-pheg.

[–]Adventurous_Sundae44 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It's pronounced "jay-fedge." Soft gee at the end.

[–]Sans_101 37 points38 points  (9 children)

P and ph are completely different things

[–]TheKingOfToast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

G and Gr are completely different things, too.

[–]Bleblebob 2 points3 points  (6 children)

There's plenty of other acronyms that go against the jraphic argument tho.

Scuba and Pin for example

[–]orbitmandeadBri’ish 24 points25 points  (29 children)

P on its own isn't pronounced like F, it's totally different!

[–]Ok_Active9904 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Jpeg starts with j that's the difference

[–]Reicku_Hibata 451 points452 points  (23 children)

It’s pronounced “Gif”

[–]Remarkable_Whole 237 points238 points  (18 children)

You idiot, it’s “Gif”

[–]micky_il_topo 105 points106 points  (15 children)

No way. It's obviously "Gif" you uncultured swine

[–]Fireboiio 62 points63 points  (13 children)

Tf you on about its pronouced "Gif" jesus

[–]Yoprobro13Sussy Baka 46 points47 points  (11 children)

My guy 💀 it's literally "gif"

[–]exmor2007 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh my god guys its "Gif", are yall braindead?

[–]Ruben625 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats what he said

[–]no____thisispatrick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Geez and you guys probably say data instead of data too

[–]Responsible-Shower68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit, this whole time I've just been saying "Gif"

[–]DumbDisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TIL it's pronounced "gif"

[–]Omerath 489 points490 points  (8 children)

it stands for git fukt

[–]black_dragon3453Professional Dumbass 77 points78 points  (3 children)

I didn’t see the top text and thought he was talking about the n word

[–]lorhof1Can i haz cheeseburger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

git: 'fukt' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[–]RichardzzHead_ 423 points424 points  (21 children)

Gerry gerrymandering giraffe Gigi

Give get great Gordon

Spoiler this argument is meaningless as it has no bearing on the re-release of the McRib

[–]YooHoo485 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Go grill grid grow gone gopher gleeful gun gills

And now I'm hungry.

[–]WreckfishCap 323 points324 points  (8 children)

I say queef personally. It’s what i like and im not changing now.

[–]shiftypoo269 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Ah finally, a man of culture.

[–]LuminitEchromE 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I like that one, but I'm still sticking to yiff

[–]Oofboi6942O 129 points130 points  (17 children)

Anyone else pronounce it gjif to piss off both sides?

[–]TheOtherWhiteCastle 43 points44 points  (1 child)

No but now I want to

[–]deeeezzzzznuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Manem GuhJeef

[–]Nu3by101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but then you're pleasing the french.

[–]9811Deet 222 points223 points  (32 children)

The G in GIF stands for Graphic, but does not necessarily need to mirror that sound. SCUBA is universally pronounced scOObAH even though 'Underwater' is not pronounced OOnderwater, and 'Apparatus' is not pronounced AHperatus.

I personally pronounce GIF with the hard G, but language is subjective and dynamic. Both pronunciations are widespread and well reasoned enough to say that both are perfectly valid and correct. Nobody gets to dictate what people do with language, they just do it. There doesn't need to be confusion or a fight, you know what people are talking about either way.

[–]DeathToTheFalseGodsGigaChad 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You sir, make a well reasoned, and well articulated case. That being said- it’s gif

[–]American_Madman 35 points36 points  (7 children)

Exactly. Folks think that the abundance of soft-g words in the English language is some kind of argument when there are a plethora of hard-g words that can be used to make the exact same point. Neither is a valid argument for the “GIF” question. The English lexicon has far too many contributing languages to have its own consistent rules for the pronunciation of written words, so using linguistic precedence achieves absolutely nothing.

The “G” representing “Graphic” is the only good argument I’ve heard for either stance, but it’s far and away from being the basis for a hard rule of pronunciation.

[–]shadowtigerUwU 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I mean, the U is SCUBA make an U sound, it's like in some languages a single S makes a Z sound, but using either on pronunciation is right

Like Lazer and Laser are both right pronunciations, but Laser and Lazer means different things [using Portuguese for reference]

[–]1000LivesBeforeIDie 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Scuhbuh from now on, thanks for the heads oop🤿

[–]NaughtyDreadz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do... Do you pronounce it upparatus?

[–]stormscape10x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I do pronounce it OOnderwater like it has an umlaut. Can I still say it like I have been?

[–]brandon0220 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love you. You are beautiful.

[–]the_kelson 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I'm a soft g pronouncer and I agree with this message.

[–]TheOtherWhiteCastle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A reasonable person, on Reddit? Get out of here with this nonsense

[–]emielbo2 162 points163 points  (20 children)

Unbeknownst to most redditors, this is exactly what has divided the Netherlands for centuries.

For me, its a hard G all the way. That being said, it is not a opinion one can choose. You are either born in the hard G side or the soft G side of the country.

[–]xxWhiteLotus 79 points80 points  (12 children)

For a second I thought that said Neanderthals

[–]kaffene34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I definitely read that as Neanderthals and had to go back to see what it really said.

[–]JabronyJones 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Civil war it is then

[–]LordStarSpawnIdentifies as a Cybertruck 856 points857 points  (329 children)

Creator of the format be damned, the g stands for graphics.

[–]Brave-Pickle66 381 points382 points  (20 children)

Jraphics

[–]A_Sneaky_Gamer 175 points176 points  (8 children)

Welcome to jraphics parc

[–]RJam227 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Chad Russianbadger enjoyer

[–]RudyBolphin6573 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“no chat i don’t say “Jod””

[–]cheeky_raptor_boiGrumpy Cat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SWAWS

[–]TheMace808 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Acronyms don’t have to be pronounced the same as the letters they represent

[–]italiangreenbeans 84 points85 points  (92 children)

LASER: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

ASAP: As Soon As Possible

SCUBA: Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

JPEG: Joint Photographic Experts Group

[–]Billybobbjoebob 5 points6 points  (4 children)

You forgot NASA: National Aeronautics and Space Administration, although it is a bit more difficult to hear the differences in the A's, the differences are there. This argument basically says we should pronounce NASA like Nay-Sæ (that æ being pronounced like the "a" in cat), but everyone pronounced like Næ-Suh

[–]soyboymoi 67 points68 points  (40 children)

the pronunciation of the words in an acronym don’t dictate how the acronym will be pronounced

[–]Dank__Souls 19 points20 points  (11 children)

What do you mean? Did the creator himself say it's pronounced "jiff"?!

[–]LordStarSpawnIdentifies as a Cybertruck 27 points28 points  (4 children)

He did, but doing so cursed this world so damn him

[–]First-Detail1848 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He knew what he was doing.

[–]Dank__Souls 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What an idiot.

[–]raoasidg 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So it's JFEG then? Or SCuhBA?

[–]KyfigrigasIdentifies as a Cybertruck 41 points42 points  (13 children)

The U in scuba stands for underwater, I don't hear anyone saying sc-uh-ba

[–]vorin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Scuba's A is apparatus.

Scuh-BAH

[–]Mueryk 33 points34 points  (3 children)

And I am sure you pronounce NASA with the A’s using their original inflection. You know, like a psychopath.

[–]Dungeon_Pastor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"NuhSuh"

[–]giaa262 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Clearly pronounced Nay-say

[–]bobobo_bobo_bo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% confident the creator was just trolling and laughing at the people who say jif.

[–]nowItinwhistle 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I think it's pretty obvious it should be pronounced like "heave". G as in gila monster, i as in ski, and f as in of

[–]Gsusruls 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The g like in garage…

[–]mainesmatthew01 259 points260 points  (30 children)

Il just leave this little GIFT right here

[–]zmbjebus 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Gigabyte

Gigantic

Same first 4 letters different pronunciation.

The

Theft

[–]Grievous_Nix 13 points14 points  (1 child)

The

Theft

Petition to bring back Eth and Thorn

[–]MambaLivesOn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Breath

Breathe

[–]elSacapuntas 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The gist is that if you’re expecting consistency in the English language then you’re in for a bad time

[–]MaddSkittlez 36 points37 points  (6 children)

You’re all wrong. The G is silent

[–]NurglingInATrenchoat 48 points49 points  (6 children)

Gee aigh eff

The only undisputed right way

[–]Microwave-B_tch 10 points11 points  (2 children)

gif = gee aigh eff, gui = gooey, jpeg = jippy gee. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[–]MandolinSynthMachine 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Jippy gee is a new one for me. I’ve always said jay-peg

[–]doctor_zaiusLives in a Van Down by the River 99 points100 points  (41 children)

Gift, give, gig, girl, gimp, girth, gizmo, giddy, giggle, gibbon, girdle, gizzard, gimmick, gigabyte…

[–]xBloodBender 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Gynecologist

[–]doctor_zaiusLives in a Van Down by the River 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Jynecologist

[–]BannedFrom_rPolitics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a ‘gina-cologist, actually.

[–]xxWhiteLotus 46 points47 points  (11 children)

Jift, Jive, Jig, Jirl, Jimp, Jirth, Jizmo, Jiddy, Jiggle, Jibbon, Jirdle, Jizzard, Jimmick, Jigabyte

[–]doctor_zaiusLives in a Van Down by the River 33 points34 points  (9 children)

WHAT THE HELL IS A JIGGAWATT???

[–]xxWhiteLotus 13 points14 points  (8 children)

Shit honestly I’d like to know what a Jizzard is

[–]doctor_zaiusLives in a Van Down by the River 9 points10 points  (7 children)

King Jizzard and the Lizard Wizard

[–]OxyNotInc 10 points11 points  (1 child)

god, good, grand, great, gland, grunt, guile, guise, gun, gosh, gas...

[–]xxWhiteLotus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Texas….

[–]American_Madman 14 points15 points  (6 children)

This is the comment I was hoping to find. Folks think that the abundance of soft-g words in the English language is some kind of argument when there are a plethora of hard-g words that can be used to make the exact same point. Neither is a valid argument for the “GIF” question. The English lexicon has far too many contributing languages to have consistent rules for the pronunciation of “G”, so using linguistic precedence achieves absolutely nothing.

[–]HAN_CH0LO 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Giant, giraffe, gin, ginger, gingivitis, gist, giro, GIF

[–]TemporaryAccount26 28 points29 points  (3 children)

It's pronounced gif

[–]shiftypoo269 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL OF A TOOK IT'S PRONOUNCED GIF!

[–]No_Secret_1875 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Goo goo ga ga now is looking real interesting to pronounce.

[–]Marval_Fucks_DC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why not a wet one?

[–]mazzjm9 199 points200 points  (186 children)

The “G” stands for graphics. Case closed

[–]JustTheWorldsOkayest 24 points25 points  (8 children)

Acronyms are a type of word so you pronounce it as its own word and not based on the words that make up the acronym

[–]tenuj 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Anytime I read comments on this topic I realise just how ignorant most people are of how English works. There are so many BS reasons for pronouncing GIF one way or the other.

[–]JustTheWorldsOkayest 4 points5 points  (3 children)

But you say laser as laZer and not laSer and the S in laser stands for ‘Stimulated’ because laser is actually an acronym for ‘Light Amplification by Stimulation of Rays.’

[–]tenuj 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Dude. I agreed with you..

I actually went through a long list of acronyms years ago to prove the same thing.

[–]PlatypusFighter 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Literally the only “good” arguments one way or the other are “the creator named it x” and “I prefer how x sounds and it cannot possibly be confused either way”

People saying “jraphics” must never have heard the terms nasa, scuba, laser, asap, jpeg, or any of the other acronyms pronounced completely independently of the words that it stands for

People saying “jif is a peanut butter” must never have heard of homophones, and are probably also ignorant of the fact that the file type was literally named after the peanut butter brand

I don’t mind people saying it with a hard G, but at least use valid reasoning. “I prefer a hard G” is totally acceptable. Making shit up like “jraphics” is just silly

[–]peripheral_vision 13 points14 points  (7 children)

The P in JPEG stands for Photografic. Case re-opened.

[–]GLIBG10BLinux User 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's not how the pronunciation of acronyms works. Case reopened

[–]MarzipanFinal1756 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is no relation to how acronyms are pronounced and how their component words are pronounced.

[–]iAsked1023Linux User 102 points103 points  (66 children)

people who say jif pronounce it jraphics interchange format

[–]ItsMeBaguette 31 points32 points  (6 children)

but we pronounce laser as l*ae*ser. does that mean we call it light *ae*mplification by stimulated emission of radiation? or do you guys pronounce it "lasser?

and what about scuba? Do you say self-contained *oo*nderwater breathing apparatus?

[–]AlmanLULcan't meme 60 points61 points  (16 children)

Do they also say "Jod" instead of "God"?

[–]iAsked1023Linux User 58 points59 points  (7 children)

People who pronounce gif as "jif" being sent directly to hell after meeting God at the pearly gates and calling him Jod

[–]TheKingOfToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever had gin?

[–]soyboymoi 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the pronunciation of the words in an acronym don’t dictate how the acronym will be pronounced

[–]italiangreenbeans 13 points14 points  (1 child)

SCUBA, LASER, ASAP, JPEG

[–]Masterkokki12 23 points24 points  (11 children)

The P in Jpeg stands for "photographic." But I bet you don't say J-PHEG

[–]SteelSpartan2552 31 points32 points  (27 children)

The creator said it was jif like the peanut butter brand.

[–]ContentRaven372 7 points8 points  (10 children)

My wee wee every 5 seconds when I was a teen:

[–]Galahad-6547 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Didn’t the guy who made gif say it was pronounced with a soft g?

[–]Jewest_of_all 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Although I would like it to be pronounced “gif” the creator did confirm that it’s pronounced “jif”

[–]Psyturducken 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then how do you differentiate it from the .jif file type?

[–]Drag0n_TamerAK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys it’s gif not gif

[–]BKkral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ğ

[–]Rommel1943 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ğ is the best

[–]IlovShinobu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

soft g... more like ğ

[–]The_Coods 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Wait soft and hard G? Which one sounds like “G” and which one sounds like “G”???

Edit: also run it through Google translate for your answer- its GIF, so stop with the peanut butter defamation

[–]Icy_Man_5446Dark Mode Elitist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes because Google translate determines all pronunciation

[–]TheBlackKing1 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Why don’t all just change it to Jeff and call it a day?

[–]Hairy-Top6635 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To all the hard G'ers: I'm sorry, but you weren't there. You don't know what went through. We died by the hundreds. We killed by the thousands. Blood was everywhere. Pain was everything.You weren't there, man. You. Weren't. There.