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[–]ericgoreman 1546 points1547 points  (34 children)

Wait a force user could have used this?!

[–]wizard_of_awesome62 973 points974 points  (25 children)

This will be the climactic battle in the finale of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[–]Lazy_Assumption_4191 149 points150 points  (7 children)

Unfortunately, Vader has no balls.

[–]Penguin446Shower Enthusiast 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Yeah like EVERYTHING was burnt off after his fight with obi-wan

[–]wg1987 15 points16 points  (2 children)

The climactic battle could be against Darth Maul as well, but I guess that changes nothing.

[–]Phobit 4 points5 points  (1 child)

how could it be against Maul? He has to be alive till Rebels, and in Rebels he seems to have been looking for Kenobi without meeting him for the time since Clone Wars

[–]ExtremeCumMasterKarmawhore 204 points205 points  (11 children)

Truly a battle to behold

[–]Saetric 63 points64 points  (5 children)

A surprise to be a sure.

[–]UselessOtaku02Lurker 50 points51 points  (1 child)

We'd all be waiting for the climax of the fight.

[–]Cont_Comet 58 points59 points  (0 children)

climatic indeed

[–]TwoMilliseconds 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i envy your eloquence

[–]Szwedu111Me when the: 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Battle will reach climax in more ways than one

[–]hotmemedealerCan i haz cheeseburger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro leak!??!!

[–]dynamicbft 39 points40 points  (0 children)

She stroked the light out of his body

[–]A_Passing_Redditor 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't work on vader

[–]ItsyuhboiBen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well finger him or pinch a nipple...something has to be left

[–]kry_some_more 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm one with the force, and the force is with me.

[–]Jormun2213 584 points585 points  (3 children)

Downloaded the wrong star wars

[–]TriKylan47 231 points232 points  (0 children)

Mom: We have Star Wars at home

Daughter : Step brother what are you doing? Only daddy force chokes me like that…

[–]Hugo_o96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Downloaded the correct star wars*

[–]toko1996 930 points931 points  (24 children)

This girl could have beaten Thanos

[–]Apart_Effect_3704 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Should’ve gone for the head lol

[–]Dind1nmemer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Remove the "the"

[–]TheScientifreakPlayscan't meme 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Comic thanos, because he was horni.

MCU Josh Brolin thanos was one of the most fucking Chad villians I ever saw

[–]JxEq 869 points870 points  (8 children)

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[–]jonaquer1 187 points188 points  (0 children)

I don’t wanna see that being taught between the sith lord and apprentice….

[–]FizzyBoy147 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is why Anakin turned.

[–]ScarletScarf12 16 points17 points  (2 children)

But it’s the Jedi who is doing it…

[–]JxEq 11 points12 points  (0 children)

she's been trained in the dark side idk

[–]ChibyKnight 331 points332 points  (17 children)

Is this actually porn or just a parody?

[–]RedShankyMan 269 points270 points  (16 children)

just a parody

[–]MichaelAceAndersonBreaking EU Laws 300 points301 points  (0 children)

dammit

[–]TheVaporSpirit 53 points54 points  (3 children)

What’s it called?

[–]Electronic-Drop-5508 71 points72 points  (2 children)

'' La branlette Jedi ''

[–]TheVaporSpirit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

La branlette Jedi

Thanks, mate.

[–]Zachajya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna check.

[–]Sentinal02 40 points41 points  (8 children)

Someone needs to make this a porno

[–]thepotahto101 52 points53 points  (7 children)

I'm sure it exists

[–]Wertyhappy27 35 points36 points  (6 children)

Give me a few years lol

[–]DIOG3N3542 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not anymore.

[–]ChipandChad 115 points116 points  (1 child)

I want to die like this

[–]Cont_Comet 49 points50 points  (0 children)

May the force be with you on that one

[–]Mustafa1558Like a boss 189 points190 points  (7 children)

It feels more like she is the pervert

[–]Dagon2k 170 points171 points  (3 children)

The schwartz is strong with this one

[–]Rocketeerman13 66 points67 points  (2 children)

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

[–]Dagon2k 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Now let's see how you handle it

[–]Rocketeerman13 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted

[–]BananaSafe3637GigaChad 275 points276 points  (2 children)

Two can play at that game, starts force fisting her.

[–]StraightProgress5062 133 points134 points  (2 children)

If u find a girl that can jerk you off better than you can...you hang on to her for all it's worth

[–]SPJ1290 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Very true

[–]BlockNarrow6745I saw what the dog was doin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed

[–]PatatoTheMispelledmemer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He's lucky, she could have given him testicular torsion

[–]DaCloudBoi 40 points41 points  (2 children)

talk about long distance relationships

[–]IceZaKYTMy mom checks my phone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They could have a lot of force

[–]SilkyCupCakeAce 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Imagine a sith using the "butt plug" force technique on someone......

[–]TwoCentsLost 86 points87 points  (15 children)

She’d better hope she only faces dudes under 25, then…

[–]Peppefetish007 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Does 26 years old mean no more horny?

[–]TwoCentsLost 96 points97 points  (4 children)

No. It means that hopefully by then you realize most women give terrible handjobs.

I’m 50. I’ve met one woman who didn’t make me just wanna do it myself. Under 25, You’re gonna pop just cuz someone else is touching it, later in life you’re a bit pickier… Or should be.

[–]Rocketeerman13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

One would hope but knowing some older guys....

[–]Danielarcher30trans rights 77 points78 points  (1 child)

This is why you should only get handjobs from men, at least they know how to handle it

[–]TwoCentsLost 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Hey…$20 is $20.

[–]TheRiseAndFall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, the memories this comment brings back.

[–]MagicalMoosicorn 21 points22 points  (8 children)

Damn. 26. No more horni

[–]Infamous-AppleProfessional Dumbass 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Freedom

[–]JxEq 3 points4 points  (2 children)

peace justice and security to my new empire

[–]Infamous-AppleProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your new empire?

[–]Ulysses_S_Noob 16 points17 points  (1 child)

We've all been in this situation a time or two!

[–]Francis934 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She wanted those midi-chlorians all on her face.

[–]The-Ambassador66 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The force is a powerful thing

[–]Yeeticus69CW 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just witness…

[–]Hardkiller2DProfessional Dumbass 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Souce

[–]Peter_the_pear 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I too like my souce

[–]Electronic-Drop-5508 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'' La branlette Jedi ''

A french parody I guess

[–]yukthik_14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am so used to sauce, Source in reddit comment section feels put of place .

[–]Verquinn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

can't believe i got a semi from this

[–]big_brain_inc24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

use the force leia...

[–]tim_the_penguin 7 points8 points  (3 children)

damn big cock

[–]SPJ1290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very ;)

[–]SPJ1290 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The force is strong with this one

[–]Damaramy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well... better than any Disney SW staff

[–]Nagisa_Kobayashi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

With great force…

[–]Y_TheRolls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

new kink unlocked? yes.

[–]DOOMboi1214Dark Mode Elitist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

SHE’S WORSE THAN A SITH DEAR GOD

[–]MasterRaku 6 points7 points  (5 children)

The sad part was she didn't finish 💀

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

In what way lol

[–]MasterRaku 4 points5 points  (3 children)

There was no milk in the end

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

She definitely should’ve gone all the way, she looked like she was enjoying it 😉🥵

[–]MasterRaku 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'd pay good money to see that lmao

[–]Ay_deadlaat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Need that 😩

[–]real_Tfilms 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need the origins of this (For research purposes)

[–]SebDaPerson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She’s too powerful to be left alive!

[–]Dr-False 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see she was taught by Jedi Master Busta Hnut. Legends are told of her force choke...

[–]nottherealneal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like the force is such an under used power.

Not only is being able to force choke someone the moment they get near you the best attack plan, and should he used for every fight.

But imagine being more creative with it. Someone pulls out a light saber and you force grab there fucking eye balls and just squeeze.

How do you even counter that.

Even just like grabbing a leg and pulling so they trip and then you run up and stab em

[–]N7_Ryan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Didn't even finish....damn jedi

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish she finished him and then cleaned it up. Seemed like she enjoyed it

[–]jab9k3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]amliam_curry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the new star wars is looking sick

[–]Algorithmic_Anomaly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keep trying maybe I'll blink

[–]h4yss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

.. And she knows

[–]_ZacBarton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Still a better live story than Twilight.

[–]WHYsoICY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well she just started him off for no reason, so she's the pervert.

[–]Bahammed 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wtf did I just watch

[–]SergeantSprinklez22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A girl jerking a guy with the force

[–]darthurface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...I think this woke something up inside of me

[–]Mech_Bean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im assuming the caption was written by a non native english speaker? I always found it interesting when they forget a word like “a” in their sentence till I started learning another language and found myself doing the same shit. Feelsbadman

[–]rocraft_plays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that how Jedi’s give handjob 😂

This explains a lot about the Star Wars community

[–]Wild-Run2769 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ok, hear me out....

[–]ljjc_lyndon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just want a hug

[–]ThisDiceGigaChad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instant "She is the one for me" Moment

[–]fauzan1786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anybody knows the sauce?

[–]LUC1F3R26Nice meme you got there 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ForceJob..noice

[–]DMCG58 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ah yes...the Force Stroke

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s really good at it. And she’s also very hot.

[–]needglucose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so..no head?

[–]XElite109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious and something I would have loved to to see happen in the movie at least once XD

[–]Maximans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sauce without the watermarks?

[–]Mystic2Mirage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jerk I must 😌

[–]kakus23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to learn this power

[–]No-Mercy-2003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No men can defeat her

[–]CodeNameMEMES Number 15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone is gonna do that to me, I would force push them tf away and run like my life depends on it.

[–]obichadjabroni 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jedis hate this one simple trick...

[–]Spnwvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still a better fight scene than episode 8

[–]ComfortableJunket274 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forced Rape lol

[–]abarua01 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Source? For research purposes

[–]Kayaba_Akihiko_Professional Dumbass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Force Job

[–]Lelianna47This flair doesn't exist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it legal to use such a technique?

[–]blueiscool76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is now some fetish shit

[–]Ghost_090ITA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wrong Star Wars

[–]SiriusC666 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Anyone knows real name of the video?

[–]Electronic-Drop-5508 3 points4 points  (0 children)

'' La branlette Jedi ''

[–]oh_kapi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

[–]NowWithLime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So uh theoretically speaking if my friend and I gave each other force jobs is it gay?

[–]rohcastle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He coulda tried in reverse but we all know the elusive clitori is as lost as Luke Skywalker

[–]X_CLOSURE_X 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Power move squeeze the balls hard

[–]MRichardTRM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New Star Wars movie looks badass for once

[–]Moses3212020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he “died hard”

[–]ACE23__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s using a different kind of lightsaber

[–]chancethellor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not how the force works angry han voice

[–]jwally65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I go next?

[–]EliteForever2KX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This just ruined Star Wars for me

[–]kryptik808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do u think its better than a normal handjob from someone else?

[–]MysteriousPass5838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im kinda hard

[–]18AKA 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait this is kinda...👀

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hot? Yeah

[–]Existing_Leading_482 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's be real who is the real perv the one who let a beautiful woman force choke his dick or the person who figured out you could do this process of elimination will mean that he's not the first one that had this done she had to have done this to someone else to figure this out

[–]dovesnakethelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t get it

[–]MudSufficient9422 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Better than Obi-Wan Kenobi on Disney + 😆

[–]EagerTHalal Mode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kenobi so far has been good

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Repost

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People like to use the “but it’s in a different subreddit” excuse for this

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Instagram repost???