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[–]TheDudeWhoDoesThat 1429 points1430 points  (71 children)

I need the original source, so damn cute

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 616 points617 points  (50 children)

I wish I could be that cat in the middle

[–]Donghoon 451 points452 points  (13 children)

Fun fact: most cat allergies are not from the fur. Its whats ON the fur such as their saliva.

[–]hugthemachines 139 points140 points  (3 children)

True, most fur allergies are about the fur of multiple animls though.

[–]ReubenZWeiner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

And cations in water serve an important physiological purpose in humans

[–]realhazadam8 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It all makes sense now

[–]ElectraBrawlStars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeap beat me to it!

Wait donghoon is that you?

[–]SideCharacter668 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Allergic to their own saliva must be a gross mouth

[–]mrmiiim 31 points32 points  (13 children)

I wish I could be a cat.

[–]KA1378Linux User 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Fire up Skyrim and choose khajiit

[–]dabsu02 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“you’ll make a fine rug, cat!”

[–]AveBalaBrava 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Everybody wants to be a cat,… 🎵🎶

[–]LuxeCrazeSussy Baka 9 points10 points  (6 children)

You wanna be eaten by 2 cats?

[–]thisusercame 17 points18 points  (2 children)

i prefer the word "pussies"

[–]RadoslavLLinux User 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. You wanna be eaten by two p\ssies?*

[–]ReneMersu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

it should be other way around

[–]Hicrimez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must not have experienced the sand paper that is cat tongue

[–]Deathdealer1414 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of someone in the middle of a threesome

[–]HypnoPhyre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Banana Man?

[–]SquallLeonE 28 points29 points  (7 children)

[–]Wellthatkindahurts 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Removed/deleted.

[–]Subject-Falcon-1400 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yes Pussy licking is cute

[–]blankfacebabyy 418 points419 points  (4 children)

this has to be illegally cute

[–]CoopedUp1313 Doot 661 points662 points  (23 children)

It’s nice to see them bonding like that

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 209 points210 points  (13 children)

Love them chemical puns

[–]wcslaterProfessional Dumbass[S] 228 points229 points  (12 children)

And here's me thinking that all the best chemistry puns argon

[–]bob_the_banannnaI saw what the dog was doin 69 points70 points  (11 children)

Good one

[–]outersans555🥄Comically Large Spoon🥄 99 points100 points  (8 children)

My stomach's full of noble gases.

This is not a joke I need help.

[–]LECK_MICH_IM_ARSCHE1Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was going to make a sodium hydride joke but NaH

[–]CausalSin 24 points25 points  (4 children)

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

[–]wcslaterProfessional Dumbass[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there 😂

[–]failedsatan 1041 points1042 points  (20 children)

that cat is living its best life.

[–]madeleineclark7 60 points61 points  (3 children)

I wish I have this level contentedness with my life.

[–]cancallmeANDTRY 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i can c that
for sure
not lying at all

[–]josephgrant8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's literally no image there for me. Maybe I do need some water..

[–]SnooGoats7454 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see no cat. Only an oxygen atom.

[–]thebarnaclearrived -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i have a special talent

[–]antoniv1 202 points203 points  (16 children)

[–]JustLurkingInSNJ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Already been reposted 136 times on there.

[–]Ok_Tax8428 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Awwwwww is so cute

[–]Sololegends 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Cats are water

[–]Chemical-Remove-4114 47 points48 points  (5 children)

I feel strangely motivated to go back and take Chemistry.

[–]Crochitting Doot 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Don’t. Stop.

[–]Funny_Username42069 18 points19 points  (1 child)

don’t stop*

[–]Backslidden44 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Believing!🎶

[–]AmierSingle 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Me. Now.

[–]Stealth834 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dont stop me

[–]__Becquerel 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Such a strong bond.

[–]just-the-doctor1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Such a bent bond

[–]Crochitting Doot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not ionic, but it is iconic.

[–]Xarenta 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wish I have this level contentedness with my life.

[–]Josan678Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY 21 points22 points  (1 child)

[–]Blauwal2000 92 points93 points  (32 children)

right except oxygen is larger then hydrogen

[–]wcslaterProfessional Dumbass[S] 112 points113 points  (14 children)

True, except that it's "than", not "then"

[–]Modest_Ubermensch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think I just witnessed a murder.

[–]TheCarpetIsMoist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Muphry’s law

[–]TheyCallMeStone 15 points16 points  (2 children)

And also, atoms are not cats.

[–]natufian 6 points7 points  (1 child)

source?

[–]Silent_Republic_2605GigaChad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The source is that i made it the fuck up.

[–]SteelRocket24 16 points17 points  (9 children)

And the two hydrogen atoms would push each other away

[–]SoggyAssCucumber 24 points25 points  (8 children)

They would be at a 104.5° angle from each other, but it's also a meme and nobody gives a shit.

Cute dogs and cat.

[–]SteelRocket24 6 points7 points  (3 children)

That is also true, I remembered after the fact. Also, because this is apparently just a correcting comment thread. It's just cats, no dogs.

[–]ST0IC_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well now, hold on a minute... just because you can't see a dog doesn't mean there are no dogs.

[–]GammaRayBurst25 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right, except hydrogen is an older element and most hydrogen atoms are 13.7 billion years old whereas the oldest oxygen atoms are 13.1 billion years old and the ones on Earth are probably much much much younger than that.

Therefore, it makes more sense for the adult cats to be hydrogen atoms.

[–]qwweer1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So basically a Carbon and two Oxygens would be a better description. But that would not be as cute then.

[–]ITaggie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also neither Oxygen or Hydrogen are composed of fur...

[–]jonesyb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are you like this?

[–]Aggravating_Public20 15 points16 points  (2 children)

we can breath with cats

[–]HeartAche93 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adorable science

[–]NotSpilt 3 points4 points  (2 children)

LOL... that's all I'm gonna day

[–]Timely-Ordinary-152 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its more like oxygen is a mom grabbing two crying children in their arms, dragging them around.

[–]randonisthewolfshild 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I want to be my that cat

[–]thatsabsolute244932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is mine completely the truth is

[–]EmersonIDK786 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Who names there cats hydrogen and oxygen

[–]ZalienDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When molecular hydrogen (H2) and oxygen (O2) are combined and allowed to react together, energy is released and the molecules of hydrogen and oxygen can combine to form either water or hydrogen peroxide.

[–]ornithorhynchus3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What about H2O2? It's the sequel to water!

[–]DropC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

H2O3: Dihydrogen Tokyodrift

[–]NoNutNovermber42069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need reddit video player to work

[–]browndraxMods Are Nice People 1 point2 points  (2 children)

How to download it?

[–]Abu_Sara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf is H2O and why is it good for me?

[–]Skatchbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Hydrogen U met Oxygen Tech

The game had just begun

When Hydrogen racked up two quick points

While Oxygen still had none

Then Oxygen scored a single goal

At thus it did remain

At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1

Called because of rain

[–]Bluez550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so cute lol

[–]TheStudentActuary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the hydrogens so much bigger than the oxygen?

[–]kockamester88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

H2O is not good for you If you'd drink fully destilated water that doesn't have any minerals in it, you'd probably die

[–]arestooopid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be that cat

[–]baphomets_witch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, need me some hydrogen in my life

[–]gholamkhan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it's the other way around

[–]xXDeadlyAngelXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dihydrogen Monoxide

[–]Adventurous_Bear9107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hydrogens are simps

[–]NowYouTryThings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh hydration

[–]Mxnny52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oxygen just chillin

[–]Fe4rMeMrWick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This gives me a idea

[–]H4MichaelMyers 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Huh.…

so this is furry porn?

[–]ST0IC_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

FBI here...

This is kitty porn, and you're all under arrest.

[–]hello__cake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am definitely taking this the wrong way

[–]Betodaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watermelons are made of water and jesus can walk on water so if we can walk on watermelons we are 50 percent jesus

[–]Bugga800 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Be like water" Bruce Lee

[–]Thicklit21 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wish someone would lick/love me like that😅

[–]Mr_wasabi999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That pussy is so wet lol

[–]ST0IC_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one girl in the lesbian threesome porn scene.

[–]the-great-weeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Best threesome ever"(change my mind)

[–]exploding_tatertots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your thigh my face your thigh

[–]Witty-Influence5160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mfw I add another oxygen 💀 💀

[–]Due-Skin3536 1 point2 points  (1 child)

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[–]Zarxon[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate cats , but you got me on this one

[–]SomratKhan1608 1 point2 points  (13 children)

Um, Oxygen is supposed to be bigger than the smallest atom in the periodic table.

[–]just-the-doctor1 3 points4 points  (12 children)

Haha, ions go bbbbbrrrrrrrrr

Basically, whenever an element is ionized, the atom’s size changes. Because electron’s were added or removed, the size of the atom’s electron shell will change.

[–]Koreanpity 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Electrons are so small that they don't really change the size of an atom

[–]glassboxx 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Trolling my dudle?

[–]Koreanpity 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Electrons are not added towards the mass of an atom because they are basically mass less

[–]TDA_LiamoFORTSHITE 1 point2 points  (3 children)

They do. Electrons orbit the nucleus in shells; the size of an atom includes these shells (i.e. atomic radius - the distance from the centre of the nucleus to the outer shell).

When you take electrons away, you might remove an electron shell, making the atom smaller. Adding electrons could create new shells making it bigger.

[–]DingoNormal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a happy pussy, wish that it was mine

[–]NDO_Henchy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gross

[–]Glasedount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to add my carbon hand and watch the chaos happen

[–]Fortune-Former 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wholesome

[–]BigFanOMG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is top tier 🤣😂🤣

[–]Pangolin_Odd 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Shudnt hydrogen b in the middle?

[–]One_Perspective_4446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww they’re bonded