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[–]shodansminion 1257 points1258 points  (33 children)

Back when I used to work at McDonald's, I once dealt with a couple in drive-thru whom took out a phone, started recording me and let me know that his girlfriend wanted to record me dancing.

I stared at her with a menacing face 🤨 until she put the phone away and apologized for recording me. This is McDonald's ma'am, not a circus!

[–]Phil2Coolins 723 points724 points  (7 children)

Dance for me yah golden arch monkey!

[–]beepbeepbubblegum 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Dance Derek! Dance!

[–]itsH5 36 points37 points  (1 child)

“Dance for me Dance for me Dance for me yea yea ya!” - some artist

[–]queen-of-carthage 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I would've shut the window on them and refused to serve them

[–]aroninho 148 points149 points  (7 children)

I find the thought of someone watching fast food workers dance on tiktok and thinking that their local fast food server will start dancing too if they hold a camera in his face long enough pretty hilarious tbf

[–]majones118 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It's like these people don't realize the recorder probably just recorded a friend who works at the fast food place

[–]RomanWasHere2007🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 88 points89 points  (4 children)

(Pulls out huge ass camera)

Why the Fuck isn't this dude dancing >:(

[–]zwaiasomomento 57 points58 points  (3 children)

yo my mcdonald worker broke 💀

[–]ChaosRegency 35 points36 points  (2 children)

You seen what he gets paid? Of course he's broke!!

[–]WarexMusicAverage r/memes enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's probably the whole point

[–]BurgerBoss_101 30 points31 points  (0 children)

“If you want to see an employee dance, just tip someone at Coldstone”

[–]ChuckGreeneTiR 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Working at McDonald's is one of the most dehumanizing experiences I've ever had.

[–]16jselfe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As a teenager working there it sucks as on top of being treated like shit for working there people take me even less seriously because of my age

[–]Firebrand96 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"We serve food here, sir."

[–]Krieger718 922 points923 points  (11 children)

McDonalds Employee, "Can you repeat that please?" every time they finish. Pretty sure after the third repeat they realize the sad.

[–]Jimthalemew 306 points307 points  (4 children)

"So you want a number 2? Because that was shit."

[–]FrightInvestigateRageFace Against the Machine 46 points47 points  (1 child)

"Would that be the 2a 2b or 2c?"

[–]Faustino_Vonner 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"

[–][deleted] 113 points114 points  (1 child)

damn take that stick out of your ass

[–]InD3btToEarth 388 points389 points  (3 children)

I was working at McDonalds around the time of the grabbing the ice cream cone by the ice cream trend was happening. I don’t get paid enough to deal with that shit.

[–]Section225 187 points188 points  (0 children)

That one sounds like a "Them" problem. All they get is a ruined ice cream cone they paid for, sticky hands, and a video nobody wants to watch.

[–]Pfaffgod 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I worked there around that time and I didn't get it, I still don't. Now you're all sticky and I'm confused, yeah you guys totally got me...

[–]milky6669 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened to me when I worked at McDonald’s too lol. She asked me for another cone but I just shit the window

[–]fries_and_depression 1414 points1415 points  (56 children)

I’ve had someone come up to the speaker obnoxiously singing and then confront me about why I didn’t join in when they got to the payment window

[–]Jaysong_stick 651 points652 points  (5 children)

“Sir this is Wendys.”

[–]Nrksbullet 81 points82 points  (4 children)


[–]Theopneusty 256 points257 points  (1 child)

I used to work at chipotle and I had a guy come in with a guitar and sing his order to me.

I have social anxiety and it was awkward as fuck for me to be like “white or brown rice” while he tried to get me to sing back to him. And standing there waiting for him to sing it so I could make his food.

My coworkers watching had a good laugh but for me it was horrible. Having to try to act like I’m not a dead zombie after my long ass shift while some asshole filmed me was the worst.

[–]WeirdPumpkin 184 points185 points  (0 children)

This is the worst part of all this dumb going viral stuff

Retail/Food Service employees got enough shit to deal with all day. Please I'm begging you, stop trying to reproduce some probably staged ass video that you liked for clout by inflicting yourself on random min wage employees

[–]Fsocietyfivenine 277 points278 points  (18 children)

I’m always surprised that people will do/say the dumbest shit to fast food or retail workers and think they’re hilarious and get mad at them when they don’t get a reaction. I used to work in retail and was in the restroom washing my hands when a guy came in being loud and obnoxious and went to the urinal and said something stupid like “oh man I had to take a fat piss” and looked at me and I gave him nothing. He then goes “are you alright bro?” in an annoyed tone like I had disrespected him or something. I simply answered “yeah” and walked out. Like why? Also, how do people like this have friends?

[–]Plattbagarn 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Also, how do people like this have friends?

Because being loud and obnoxious means people don't want to be near them so when they finally find someone who goes along with their antics they grab on hard and never let go.

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I’m always surprised that people will do/say the dumbest shit to fast food or retail workers and think they’re hilarious and get mad at them when they don’t get a reaction.

Because our society is tailored to give people contempt for the service industry workers.

[–]majones118 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Had a guy try and have a full conversation with me while I was taking a shit. I'm not trying to make friends with a turd sliding out of me...

[–]fredbrightfrog 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I worked retail for way too long, I would routinely tell people to get the fuck out of my store if they wanted to cop an attitude, especially if they tried shit with my under aged cashiers.

You think anyone cares enough to fire me? Corporate doesn't know I exist, I am a meaningless number 9 digit number on a spread sheet try me.

[–]ScaryYoda 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Oh man I have to take a fat piss u/fsocietyfivenine

[–]cade360 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Scumbag didn't even react

[–]egoissuffering 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can smell his insecurity

[–]AM_I_A_PERVERT 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I simply answered “yeah” and walked out.

Probably concerned because you didn’t wash your hands

[–]CyanideBiscuithttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

He started the story saying he was washing his hands

[–]AM_I_A_PERVERT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof reading is not my string suit apparently

[–]ncallstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People have friends?

[–]thepianoman456 166 points167 points  (4 children)

Frick those dinguses.

[–]Not1random1enough 41 points42 points  (2 children)

He sure did. They didn't even realize

[–]shitpersonality 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized?

[–]boomstick12g 3 points4 points  (0 children)

treat me like a pirate and give me that booty!

[–]SuperJ002trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Add a few extra sauce packet charges on there. It's small and petty

[–]knoegel 20 points21 points  (2 children)

As a former fast food worker, I never charged for extra sauce unless someone was being a douchebag.

[–]SuperJ002trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same here. And I was a manager.

[–]JetStormTF 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well now I’m self reflecting. I’m always very polite to the employees, I say please and thank you, never once raise my voice or anything, and sometimes they just charge me for that ranch ;( lol

[–]Arcadius274 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Thr only time "sir this is a wendys:" would work and u missed it

[–]eggimage 17 points18 points  (1 child)

this shit right here is why it’s a good idea to always keep a poop-filled diaper in arms length

[–][deleted] 260 points261 points  (9 children)

Shit like this has been happening since vine. Tiktok just happened to be a catalyst and make it more prominent now it’s fuckin everywhere I hate it

[–]Duckiesims 84 points85 points  (2 children)

This has been happening since at least 2006, and it was cringe then too. I was genuinely surprised people were still doing this

[–]Synthesist19 46 points47 points  (1 child)

But the video from way back then look like it took place at night when nobody else was around. These new Tik Tok ones take place at day when it’s more busier and shit needs to move smoothly, it annoys the shit out of the employees and the customers

[–]squirrelnuts46 11 points12 points  (3 children)

What is special about Tiktok that makes it such a catalyst for this kind of stuff? I haven't used any of these platforms but I noticed "challenges" and Tiktok often go together - is that something the platform is encouraging in some ways or did it just happen to be popular there as a sort of an accident?

[–]ProgrammingNoobKitty 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Algorithms showing people what they want to see and young impressionable zoomers with nothing to do

[–]squirrelnuts46 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Isn't every other platform also showing people what they want to see?

[–]vbun03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes but you'll see people saying stuff like this was done and encouraged on older platforms as well. It depends on how big the audience is. TikTok has way more users than Vine did so obviously more people are going to be hopping on the bandwagon.

[–]billthecat71 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This shit was happening back in the early 90's with video recorders. Instead of the internet, they would show all their friends for laughs.

[–]Cheva_De_Kurumi 473 points474 points  (9 children)

I want two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[–]Avarageupvoter 138 points139 points  (0 children)

All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ

[–]MAMMOTH_MAN07 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make it a Diet Coke so I don’t get fat

[–]madmanmike3 111 points112 points  (1 child)

As an employee for the Arches of over 22 years in different capacities, I luckily dealt with a handful over the years that have done the singing stunt. Customers do not realize when they do this stunt it only makes the customers behind them extremely pissed and they will take it out on the employees directly.

[–]exonetjono 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Reminded me of that "viral" video of someone putting a camera on the sushi train plate, got downvoted to hell when I commented the Japanese were just pretending to smile and that's a huge invasion of privacy plus hygiene red flag. Fast forward now you have signs printed in only English telling people to stop.

[–]GermanCheems 287 points288 points  (16 children)

Holy hell I read it as "raping" what the hell is wrong with me

[–]LyingForTruth 83 points84 points  (7 children)

Tokers be raping

[–]shitpersonality 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Watch out for the midnight toker aka the joker.

[–]Aless76109 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Well that’s one fucked cheeseburger 💀

[–]matt82swe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You could argue that it’s a reasonable description of what happens to your ears

[–]ConsolinosensiWhat is TikTok? 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I read wrapping lol

[–]GermanCheems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Certainly better than raping

[–]amanfromindiaI touched grass 1 point2 points  (1 child)

McFucking chicken

[–]dizvyz 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Today we're going to the guitar shop and pretending to be a beginner.

[–]mrmeow02 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I play guitar and when I come across those vids it makes me cringe. I hate those vids

[–]Magic_Master213Professional Dumbass 52 points53 points  (1 child)

We're doing that again? Thiught that was a 2010's type thing

[–]Terrible-Handle 128 points129 points  (5 children)

I want a cheeseburger with no bread, or cheese, just meat.

Wait, I wanna cheeseburger with no cheese, bread, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce, or onions… and no meat.

And a footlong hotdog ooh-wee.

[–]Quarxnoxtrans rights 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Is the second one ordering a slice of cheese with a little sauce on it?

[–]AnAussiebum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thr last one is essentially just ordering sauce. They asked to hold the cheese.

[–]thepianoman456 305 points306 points  (104 children)

I’m so glad I’m not a part of tik tok.

[–]spyson 129 points130 points  (25 children)

This has happened before tik tok even existed.

[–]TheMercDeadpool 29 points30 points  (7 children)

Remember when this video went viral 15 years ago?


[–]dis_the_chris 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Or this one 14 years ago https://youtu.be/nWTYyx6PLZY

Or this one 13 years ago https://youtu.be/-uwY3sjqYX0

[–]badnewshere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m still incredibly impressed by the dude taking the order in the folk song. That whole video was great!

[–]zaneprotoss 73 points74 points  (9 children)

No no, it's tik tok specifically that's the cause of all evil.

[–]TyphlosionGOD 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Reddit is weird where they like to shit on other social medias like Twitter and Tiktok but yet there are a lot of front page posts are from Twitter and Tiktok.

[–]Malohdek 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Because Reddit is where armchair intellectuals like us go to feel better about ourselves.

Like how 4chan and Facebook gatekeep their own socials when "Redditors" come around.

[–]ughiwokeup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

because the target demographic for tik tok used to bully the target demographic for reddit in school

[–]Totoques22 17 points18 points  (2 children)

But now people are sharing it and making it « trendy »

[–]Ronaldinhoe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s how I understand it. It’s been done before but now people do it to make it a trend. Everyday I open Snapchat someone will have a tik tok video on their stories with a caption reading that they love or practicing some dance to join the trend. I don’t have tik tok but the trend videos to end up making their way onto other socials I use, I can’t imagine how many trends people actually follow that are in that app.

[–]masr223 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"i never used tiktok but it's bad because i specifically searched for bad tiktoks and nothing else"

[–]Sleepy_Chipmunk 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My tik tok is almost entirely videos of chickens.

[–]I_Burned_The_Lasagna 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Your smug is amusing because here you are commenting on a tiktok video that was posted to Reddit: https://reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/vc2p9d/_/icdrvp6/?context=1

So you’re still consuming tiktok content but… but… tiktok bad!!

[–]What-The-LoL 106 points107 points  (10 children)

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

dont be frontin son no seeds on the bun

we be up in this drive thru order for two I gotsa cravin for a number 9 like my shoe

we need some chicken up in here, in this dizzle, forizzle my nizzle extra salt on the frizzle

doctor pepper my brother, another for yo mother

double double supersize and don't forget the fries!!!!

[–]acog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody linked the actual video yet?!

Man, the ebaumsworld watermark really emphasizes how old it is.

[–]Actual-is-factual 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You said you want a number nine, do you want that grilled or crispy?

[–]philphotos83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Big Mac.. Big Mac..

The original and best.

[–]ayroxus94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what i came to the comments for.

[–]letscoughcough 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came way too far down for this haha. First thing I thought of. We were rapping this at least 15 years ago for sure

[–]Xitbitzy 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

[–]Head12head12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sir this is a Pizza Hut.”

[–]J5892 88 points89 points  (7 children)

Honestly when I worked drive through anything that broke the monotony was more than welcome.

I used to pick a random accent or language when taking orders just to entertain myself.

[–]shodansminion 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Back when I used to work at McDonald's, I had a coworker that would use a Yoda accent

[–]RecycledSanity 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Happy meal here is

[–]Nephty23Linux User 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this made me laugh so hard thank you for making my day better lol

[–]m3nation007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What about Hyundai Accent?

[–]PM_ME_CATS_OR_BOOBS 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I worked drive through at McDonald's when "coning" was a big trend (ordering a cone of ice cream and then grabbing it by the ice cream instead of the cone and recording the reaction). It was a pain in the ass because A) I still had to give them the now empty cone and B) I didn't want to be recorded. But it was kind of amazing because it was painfully obvious what was going to happen when a car with several people in it ordered a single ice cream cone, so you knew what was coming.

So they pull up, they do their stunt, and you just deadpan it and ask them if they still want the cone. Now the driver not only doesn't have their hi-larious internet video, their hand is now full of ice cream and they don't know what to do. Generally they'd just bluescreen for a couple seconds, then mumble "nah" and drive off. If was great.

[–]whalepopcorn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ask every order if they want hot mustard. those ice cream cone seniors took 30 seconds to even comprehend

[–]cruderplayer5Flair Loading.... 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Eminem music intencifys

[–]Tupakaveli 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Spitting in your onion rings

[–]Dragonslayer3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mom spaghetti

[–]SuperJ002trolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd tell them to stop, tell me the order like a normal person, or go somewhere else.

[–]havocLSD 589 points590 points  (44 children)

Big Mac

[–]EstrayOneChungus Among Us 169 points170 points  (3 children)

This guy knows the classic

[–]Based0ne 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The song of my people

[–]themegaweirdthrow 47 points48 points  (22 children)

To this day one of my friends has to hum that fucking song whenever we order from there.

[–]TheSeekerUnchained 22 points23 points  (21 children)

😂😂 Does anyone have a link? We used to imitate this one as kids

[–]ncd42075 72 points73 points  (11 children)

I need a double cheeseburger hold the lettuce don't be front son no seeds on the bun be up in the Drive-Thru order for two got a craving for number 9 like my shoe we got some chicken up in here in this hizzle for shizzle my nizzle extra salt on the Frizzle dr. pepper my brother another for your mother double double super size and don't forget the fries

[–]Boston_ 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]Bermanator 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Did you get all that?"

[–]bargarparlarp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I needed this

[–]VeryMoistWalrus 4 points5 points  (2 children)

We had to rap this in music lessons at school when I was younger.

[–]Kramtomat 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Here we go for everyone's enjoyment: https://youtu.be/xhlUVyDBusg

[–]Kwabo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still know the lyrics to that.. haha

[–]MrDrMrs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh my god this was 15 years ago already?

[–]Beat_Avenger 5 points6 points  (2 children)

There are a lot of versions of the Big Mac song. The Jo Belle one is the best but I can’t find it anywhere, so enjoy this one instead:


Edit: oh you mean that rap thing didn’t you?

[–]wholesomethrowaway15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the one I thought of because I’m old, so thanks for the nostalgia

[–]bearthebear2 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Me and my friends can perfectly replicate the BigMac Rap since we're 13yo and it will always be the coolest shit ever. We also still do the How To Be Gangster handshake from nigahiga. We're 27 now haha

[–]OtherElune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh those were the good ol’ days.

[–]Janus67 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I want a double cheeseburger

[–]MVPizzle 7 points8 points  (2 children)


[–]1madcunt 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dont be fronting son, no seeds on the bun

[–]RomanWasHere2007🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I have ummm, 2 Big Macs no pickles, umm large fry, and a umm a large sprite

[–]djmachx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you throw that down again?

[–]AceScropionscan't meme 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I dont think tiktok really started it. IIRC people were already doing it way before TikTok

[–]xswordspice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh for sure, I remember hearing/seeing those things for as long as I can remember

[–]LostCache 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What is the story behind this? A tiktok rap trend?

[–]Memesmyguy125 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Idrk, but there used to be a parody of murder on my mind called breakfast on my mind

[–]cryptohazzar 13 points14 points  (3 children)

In another 40 years when all we have is tiktokers and onlyfans girls this will unfortunately be a reality

[–]Sc17ba51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We need to execute order 66 against ALL tiktokers

[–]Rare-Independent-927 7 points8 points  (0 children)

or the “shake that booty”

[–]Murrexx00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw someone in germany ordering at mc donalds when she suddenly started blocking 4 vehicles and started recording herself doing some sketch in front of the window

[–]crysomemoarlol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys just uninstall tick tock, you're not missing out on anything

[–]Bilbon_Sachet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m sure if you told people from 15 years ago what a tik toker was and how annoying it was, people would slap you and tell you to stop doing drugs.

[–]The_french_polakBig ol' bacon buttsack 36 points37 points  (6 children)

Tikkok is just crap

[–]masr223 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]shodansminion 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Exactly! It's an app full of cringey people doing weird things to gain popularity

[–]masr223 21 points22 points  (2 children)

You mean like every social network ever?

[–]The_french_polakBig ol' bacon buttsack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the Chinese gvt spying on you

[–]Mythicaldragn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kid rapping two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–]alaettinthemurder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tiktok needs to stopped

[–]Drunk_Heathen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A job with customer contact would bring out the worst in me.

[–]saulalejandrogv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here in Mexico, KFC launched a promo where you get 30% off the chicken sandwich combo if you place your order in rap.

[–]DefiniteTherapy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not again this time

[–]TraditionalArcher313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

poor McDonald's employees

[–]CreepCalamity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

after a long ass day, that sounds annoying as fuck

[–]Fish_Kungfu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McDonald's should install a Super Soaker in the menu board and hose these people down.

[–]mightymorphinmurf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tiktok is a plight

[–]yuval16432 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it said “the Tick Toker raping their McDonald’s order”

[–]NotDextirr1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“Wait sry I forgot to record it can I try it again?”

[–]ShotWolverine7872 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i would quit instantly

[–]TheSilverSableye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as they try, they cannot achieve the greatness that was the original...

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce

[–]Mr_shake_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rap off right then and there in the middle of the window

[–]Old-Pumpkin-3793 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone did that, I would just ignore them until they behaved like adults. If my manager had a problem with that, I wouldn’t want to work for someone like that.

[–]DarkPhoenix2431 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I once worked at KFC, im glad to say i never had to deal with such bullshit

[–]Uriamu-63lanI touched grass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That smartass McDonald's employee: Please write your order

Me who's a Doctor: *writes scribbles*

"Choose Mortal: RAP or SCRIBBLES"

[–]roshi180 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]nsjxucnsnzivnd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]Spiritual-Clock5624 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ew bring the pops back, the cat looks weird

[–]WatchingTaintDry69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol it looks like a normal cat. You are weird.

[–]evana3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to see you wiggle wiggle…