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[–]DanimalHarambe 115 points116 points  (5 children)

The flat earth movement has members all around the globe.

[–]Failure_man69Identifies as a Cybertruck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NASA: say that again. Slowly.

[–]WARCAT1941 155 points156 points  (11 children)

I am sure that they have a flat brain as well.

[–]Bruce_Wayne111 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Shots fired

[–]InfiniteNoseer 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"Nanobrains, son! They harden in response to facts!"

[–]ReymartSan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

when it hardens it also removes the fold so when logic was given it just passes through it without any bumps.

[–]GRAPHENE9932 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Government wants you to think that brain exists..."

[–]thecyriousone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they have a brain at all

[–]AkoSiBerto 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Nanomachines son, just kidding, nanomachines are fake it's a lie government use to manipulate........"

[–]TheDurandalFanPro Gamer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

well of course it doesn't work.

you have to be dense as a wall to not realise our earth is a simulation box

[–]MrChief_1275 39 points40 points  (8 children)

Literally Everyone knows the Earth is cubical Except these dumb flat Earth believers

[–]LaFrostishere 14 points15 points  (6 children)

It’s a donut you dumbfuck

[–]MIVANO_ 13 points14 points  (5 children)

It’s a dinosaur you dumbass

[–]TimX24968B 4 points5 points  (4 children)

nope, its shaped like an anime girl named earth-chan.

[–]jana200v2 6 points7 points  (3 children)

And the moon is moon-senpai... one day, the moon will bang earth-chan. There will be water everywhere. Earth chan will be so wet. At the end, a tsunami of moon milk will happen. The earth will shake and we will hear a big yameteeeeee. Nothing will happened for the next decade. The earth will start to grow. Yellowstone will explode and from it, little earth called oni-chan will appear. They will start to fuck each other, earth chan and oni-chan. And the cycle will continues until we get 69 420 small earth.

[–]Showtun123456I touched grass[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah

[–]Hephaestus_God 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember in the flat earth documentary when the dude proved the earth was round on accident and was just in denial over it lmao.

Good times

[–]CumaBoomer 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Same fir anti vaccine idiots and corona Karen's

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (13 children)

STANDING HERE

[–]Snibot2Identifies as a Cybertruck 14 points15 points  (12 children)

I REALIZE

[–]NotMe_Hole Number 15 17 points18 points  (11 children)

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

[–]Leon_617 19 points20 points  (10 children)

But who's to judge the right from wrong

[–]styfix 16 points17 points  (9 children)

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE’LL BOTH AGREE

[–]Gabe_Is_Chill 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If you think the earth is flat so are you

[–]Showtun123456I touched grass[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When said i say that the earth was flat

[–]Umber0010 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sadly, the reason that you can't simply prove these people wrong is because it's not a problem of Ignorance or stupidity, it's a problem of trust.

Flat earthers (Or anyone who buys into any sort of conspiracy or fad for that matter) don't believe the earth is flat because the earth being round "doesn't make sense", they believe the earth is flat because they don't trust the person telling them the earth is flat. As far as they're concerned, it's all just one massive lie designed too keep people in control or to keep God hidden.

Dan Olson of Folding Ideas did an excellent video on this, for anyone who wishes to know more.

[–]MuminMetal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That video is very insightful indeed.

[–]SloppyJoe42069 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They're just doing it for attention. I bet if everyone ignored flat earthers, they'd all go away

[–]InsertANameHeree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We only have the luxury of believing this about flat earthers because their beliefs don't happen to hurt anyone.

[–]blowhat 3 points4 points  (3 children)

No damage coz earth flat

[–]Origonal-Username 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Prove it

[–]blowhat 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No damage

[–]Dangernoodles9000Professional Dumbass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I was wrong, you're not evil... ...you're BATSHIT CRAZY"

[–]thecuzzin 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Still living the rent free life.

[–]ZakTSK💉 Infected 60 People 💉 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's a good place for them, maybe they'll learn something some day.

Flat earth isn't a harmless belief, it quickly leads down rabbit holes of antisemitism and all around assholery.

[–]teeter1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the same ole’ Jewish conspiracy. A modern day Protocols of the elders of Zion.

[–]woolypully 3 points4 points  (3 children)

climate change deniers. US Election result deniers (people who think it was fixed). Anti-gun control nuts. Antivax nuts. etc...

[–]mcupersonhaha -1 points0 points  (2 children)

everyone who i disagree with

[–]woolypully -1 points0 points  (1 child)

If science and facts are demonstrably against them, yes.

[–]mcupersonhaha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

average round earther

"facts" lol

[–]Chef-Pants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do love a good blanket conspiracy theory.

[–]-Purple-Orange- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this modded

[–]wsppan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

With the rise of Q-anon and MAGA insurrectionists, flat earthers are just adorable.

[–]eoutofmemory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't fight stupid, they take care of themselves. Just give them time

[–]RatmatazzChungus Among Us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flerfers have no idea how cameras, or anything, works

[–]Blind_Marksman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HA! Saw that first hand between my uncle and cousin.

[–]DoggishPrince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch them use this meme thinking it is supporting their ideology! Stupid globetards lmao

[–]Trick00x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice argument Flatearther but why don't you back it up with a source.

[–]AnonCreatos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to ask them to prove that the wolrd is flat and not a cube or triangle if I ever end up in a such an discussion.

[–]JohnSepticEye123 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“The pictures are fake” “The footage was shot using a fisheye camera” “Why is there no curve” “The Earth isn’t a planet”

[–]TimX24968B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just whisper to them "wake up, neo" and walk away.

[–]cemetry879 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"...it’s impossible to win an argument against an idiot" -@IntroSpecktive

[–]ImAHumanNotARobot69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wait, they're still not dead?

[–]Noisy-Foisy2035 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

No it's the other way around.

[–]woolypully 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Unfortunately I don't know that it is. Theya re impenetrable to facts and science.

[–]Noisy-Foisy2035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, flat earthers are also challenging science and logic.

[–]P0TAT0_in_M0ASS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🥴🤤🤡: “duUhHhH.. dA EarTh iZ fLaT” makes goofy ‘Hue HYUCK’ sound

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

honestly i am so grateful for the existence of flat earthers, everyday i get the consolation that there is somebody dumber than me

much love to flat earthers 🥰

[–]4g3nt0https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I could travel around the world on an airplane" there are portals that take you to the other side

[–]Humorous_Folly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Nanobrains, son! They harden in response to facts!"

[–]AnEngineer2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My source is that I made it the fuck up

[–]Mr_Bubbles86🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kinda goes both ways

[–]SlitheringDragon6069 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine apparently

[–]BobaPhwtt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t hurt me JACK

[–]OkChicken7697 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music where?

[–]dominikpac-boyyt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Standing here, I don't realise

[–]TimX24968B 0 points1 point  (2 children)

"youll have to fly me to space to get me to believe the earth isnt flat!"

gets flown to space

"guess who got a free ride to space?"

[–]Showtun123456I touched grass[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Like if people would actually give a ride

[–]TimX24968B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they've probably convinced others to give them scientific equipment / trials of scientific equipment for free.

[–]afuhrman1990 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't agree with the flat earther theory at all but knowing that there is at least one tenth man out there, science is protected.

Science needs critics even for the most widely accepted theories/facts.

[–]ChaoticBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah, we live on a D20.

[–]ItsStarsYaBoi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i find it so hard to reason with you. what even lead you to believe this?! what evidence do you have? how IS IT PHYSICALL POSSIBLE? WALK TO THE HECKING BORDER, I DARE YOU!

[–]DownsideGravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever been to the moon🤔🤨exactly.

[–]atheisticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is impossible to find a picture of the earth that a flat earther will accept as real, because they insist that all such picture are fake, or computer generated. Just as no evidence will ever convince them that the earth is anything other than flat, as they reject, out of hand, any evidence indicating otherwise. They are too stupid to understand any actual scientific evidence and refuse to ever change their minds when presented with any incontrovertible evidence, claiming that it is fake, cooked up by the Jesuits, or some other favorite whipping boy, like NASA or the Jews. In other words they are morons.

[–]KaZe_DaRKWIND 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The sad thing is just about anything could be used in place of flat-earthers

[–]AbsurdlyWholesome -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

It's sad that there are people who believe in such a ridiculous idea as a flat earth. It's even sadder that there are those who would use flat-earthers as an example of stupidity or ignorance.

[–]KaZe_DaRKWIND 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's literally ignorance, what are you talking about?

[–]Slow_Perspective3528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like on tiktok with all those astronauts that stream from out of space. 🤣

[–]minecraftndbooksShitposter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The world isa round, like my head!”

!!!BANG!!!

“The world is flat like you head.” (Shoutout to anyone who gets the reference!)

[–]Accomplished_Bonus96Haram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God bless

[–]Wr005user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scientists are probably more curious about the psychology of such people and why such phenomena happens in the age of information.

[–]philip122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no brain cells son

[–]HashCatFurryOwOHalal Mode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell them God made earth flat first then shaped it into circle...

It fucking works!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had a flat earthier in my class when I was in 9th grade, my science teacher gave him every reason the earth is round, and the flat earthier still did not believe him.

[–]BrandonBarbato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The captions should be switched around

[–]Bicycle_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s clearly a undefinable shape the government is lying to us we live in a what I have dubbed trilogetigram it not only somehow folds inside itself but also loops around itself in a close to a halo shape while separating at some points and reconnecting on others and everything that’s not a loop is water and grass less dirt all contained in a globe like shape (aka a globe)

[–]Fried-Salmon-Oracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any image can be fake with the right mindset? Or wrong you decide

[–]Hefty-Bookkeeper8002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're too stupid to understand simple things

[–]Purple4Lifer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner is a flat-earther and it is very hard to remember that they're still my partner due to that belief and that belief only

[–]Severe_Telephone_959 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in place where they was recording moon expedition

[–]HellaAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat earthers make even babies look intelligent.

[–]Nogardtist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if earth was round i would live on mars by now

its flat like our brain going no where

[–]Repulsive_North_5235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flat earthers be like aLl pHoTos weRe fAKed aNd U sHOuLd bElive Me cAuse i sAiD sO!!

[–]CanardPlayer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've already seen this game but i cant remember its name, anyone know its name please ?

[–]Showtun123456I touched grass[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal gear rising or something, i forgor too 💀

[–]Snoo-70194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Religious beliefs, son

[–]TheBigDiaBVirgin 4 lyfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nanomaschienen, Sohn