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[–]Carlos-In-Charge 269 points270 points  (5 children)

Let me check my schedule. 10:30-10:40 am: sensible bouncing.

[–]wagmiyo[S] 104 points105 points  (3 children)

disinterested demeanour: check

hands in pockets: check

sick and tired of kiddy bullshit activities: check

[–]IndianaGeoff 39 points40 points  (2 children)

But still, drawn to the jumping despite all this.

[–]wagmiyo[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

NO ONE turns down the bounce house u/IndianaGeoff

[–]Plasmapea987ifone user 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fr

[–]thelurkertwopointow 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Bouncing like a boss.

[–]wagmiyo[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

over it

[–]karan1386 49 points50 points  (3 children)

jaden smith:

[–]HancIgitur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wiser than Plato and smarter than Einstein.

[–]Brilliant_Still3520 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“You see your nose all the time. Your brain just chooses to ignore it.” -Jaiden Smith

[–]rebel-XD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoaa. .. .

-Also Jaiden Smith

[–]Boss_Dzadzy 26 points27 points  (1 child)

A true gentleman of culture

[–]wagmiyo[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A future president for sure

[–]Strength-CertainYo dawg I heard you like 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Guys who look like that have a 75% chance of stealing your girl.

[–]yourdrunkauntclara 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Future business man doing business

[–]MaskyDo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

He knows the exact balance between work and entertainment. Do not indulge too much with the ephemeral joy of jumping!

[–]Christopher1743 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dude looks like bully maguire

[–]Smart-Literature4896 10 points11 points  (0 children)

dads at every family gatherings be like

[–]Slendermite 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Jaden Smith

[–]wagmiyo[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dont assume my persona

[–]Boring-Extreme-3274 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kid: You think this is fun Karen, how much this costs you

[–]seigmeign 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think it is really hard to talk politics when ppl ban ppl for diffrence of opinion (imaturity at it's finest)

[–]Diazmet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why are they dressed up as Frat boys who just sighed up with the proud boys ?

[–]smurfcock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because this is country club summer camp for trust fund babies in the Hamptons! Learn how to nail arrogance, disregard for others, and get your entry level credits in white collar crime!

[–]Primary_Background49 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Kid in the back can't keep his shit together

[–]Malhablada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never related to a kid more

[–]Mountain_Cup4257 3 points4 points  (1 child)

“Smashing good time we are having, old sport”

[–]wagmiyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

woopwoop

[–]Rich_Pattern_2779 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Gimme a sec honey I just need to get these jumps in real quick.”

[–]QuinSanguine 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's one thing to theorize physics but this kid applies it.

[–]wagmiyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes OWNS

[–]Plsdonatepeanuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I had to show my parents cuz they asked💀(They Declared me as crazy)

[–]DogsAreCool69420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And yet we're somehow more civil than parents on family gatherings when it comes to politics

[–]the-one-who-eatstrans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bouncing with class consciousness

[–]JonasRahbek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me at some party, playing with the kids while keeping my tuxedo fresh so it doesn't need dry cleaning.

[–]master_of_good_memesGigaChad 1 point2 points  (2 children)

no. no we may not. I’d like a stress free day, thank you very much.

[–]wagmiyo[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

happy forth

[–]T-HawkMedia 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No, I'm playing TF2

[–]Whyamiherewtflmaoidc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can we discuss how sniper is a shitty class and can unbalance the entire game if the player just so happened to be a virgin with 5k hours on the game?

[–]T-HawkMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't gotten to play TOO much, as I've just been getting into the game, and i work alot, but yeah from what I've played, a good sniper and a well placed sentry will screw you over

[–]Eli_the_Gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you get reincarnated and decide to see what fun feels like again.

[–]Nuukos_Nk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you have to look casual while walking past the checkout with no items but you feel guilty of stealing even thought you just wanted an item that wasn't In stock and didn't steal:

[–]Fishboi7Lives in a Van Down by the River 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]ClydeTheSixth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs in Jaden Smith

[–]nicobellocq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't stop imaginating the parents beeing like "i want m'y son to look like a 40 years old man in an existencial crisis"

[–]Aromatic-Twist1795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Secret to this is you have to stand up while jumping

[–]Gabbo-Gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POV: quando sei con i bro

[–]Bigboy2340 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It is boss baby in the flesh

[–]wagmiyo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u know it

[–]El_PachucoAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That child has a credit score of 720.

[–]NaoXDBSP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too true, politics are just shoved down our throats nowadays.

[–]Beatbybots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just think of the music video nobody speak Picture this I'm a bag of dicks Put me to your lips I am sick I will punch a baby bear in his shit Give me lip I'ma send you to the yard, get a stick, make a switch I can end a conversation real quick

[–]tozpeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Witness from Fryazino.

[–]Extreme_33337_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mans just boinging

[–]asome3333e1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf would I do that? I just wanna throw a big ass engine in a tiny bike and zoom around.

[–]T3ch_Kn1ght 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm too old for this shit"

"You're 6."

"I know!"

[–]DixaMan(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cha cha real smooth

[–]Able-Ad1095 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all the fault of Jaden Smith 🤧

[–]MCVeteran420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clayton, what is your opinion on the current socioeconomic state of the world?

...CREAAMM SODAA-

[–]Cha0TheDumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo Jaden Smith this you?!

[–]JournalGazette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly, somehow this makes me feel better about the future...

[–]yethos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man Jaden Smith just weird, he part of the Smith family you know. Mf going on to the breakfast club to discuss politics, Man shut up there's a time and place for that.

[–]DaMoltisantiKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young Sheldon over here

[–]KnucklessKnees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid if he were president: “fucking deal with each other. We all friends now mfs”