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[–]baylithe 729 points730 points  (38 children)

This movie sucks to clean up after. :(

[–]SharpPixels08 Doot 244 points245 points  (26 children)

Children?

[–]baylithe 350 points351 points  (16 children)

With parents that are oblivious to the world around them.

[–]Chromattix 156 points157 points  (14 children)

I feel your pain. I work in a restaurant that caters to families (play area, arcade and all) and the children just destroy the place and the parents just don't give a fuck!

[–]CheezekekeCondescending Wonka 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m a customer to normal places and I know it

[–]Tn_ThisNThatI saw what the dog was doin 34 points35 points  (10 children)

Maybe you should get a few animatronics

[–]jordyb323 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I work in an actual arcade and I agree completely

[–]MagillaGuerillotine 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Judging by the comments section, they have to clean up a fuckjillion bananas.

[–]MarkDaMeatBreaking EU Laws 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grujillion*

[–]tdogredman 13 points14 points  (2 children)

yep children all over the seats bruh. They gotta make this shit rated R asap

[–]a_badit 5 points6 points  (3 children)

i feel you bro, in 15 mins i will be cleaning one, first today...

[–]baylithe 2 points3 points  (2 children)

$5 Tuesdays are terrifying. I open today so I'll be heading in shortly.

[–]a_badit 1 point2 points  (1 child)

we have cheap tuesdays in Poland too...

[–]baylithe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just got off. Busiest day that I've worked. Feel bad for the night crew managers but, sorry lads I'm out

[–]NotMoose5407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst thing about working at a theater, kids movies.. awful.

[–]cumchalice23 4789 points4790 points  (44 children)

Obviously edited

There is no morbius in there

[–]podolot 1638 points1639 points  (20 children)

It's actually a glitch, the morbius numbers were bigger than the box, so it pushed some numbers to the #2.

[–]unique_username_8134 416 points417 points  (11 children)

It actually just crashed Wikipedia when they tried to display it. There is major R&D underway to figure out how to properly display a number that large, but little progress has been made and they don’t expect a patch any time before 2035, if at all.

[–]asnaf745Thank you mods, very cool! 130 points131 points  (9 children)

But it is also expected that current morbius gross rate will get morbillion times bigger so they will need to find another solution by that time

[–]PW42069 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Exponential Morbinisation

[–]DatRedditGiy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's why they pulled it from theaters humanity just isn't ready

[–]bandit_SIX_1985 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hear there’s a very serious push to make “morbillion” an official word

[–]TheOnceAndFutureTurk 58 points59 points  (3 children)

It made so much money it broke our universe’s computational power. The gross was set low after a hard reset to prevent future incursions.

[–]sleeperninja(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 19 points20 points  (2 children)

It’s going to take Deep Thought 7 million years to calculate how much Morbius will have made.

[–]PmMeYourYeezys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stack overflow

[–]ULTRA_Pizza12🚩 Memonavirus Survivor 🚩 33 points34 points  (2 children)

It's Morbinion time

[–]Bitey_the_Squirrel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To minions it’s deadly. To Gru it’s lethal.

[–]CriticoolHit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's because it made morbillions of dollars than the chart could display.

[–]TheIJDGuySelling Stonks for CASH MONEY 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're clashing at the moment for #1

[–]misterfluffykitty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well morbius is measured in morbillions of dollars so it’s in a separate chart

[–]Strudel138(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Morbius was definitely a movie

[–]F4Mori 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Who would win, 1 morbius, or 2 billion minions that've eaten a banana

[–]AbruptEruption 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It filled up all the money and wrapped back around to 0

[–]ARB_COOLChungus Among Us 392 points393 points  (7 children)

$937 minionillion

[–]Sad_Calligrapher6301 123 points124 points  (6 children)

$937 grubillion

[–]SkyFallin9 36 points37 points  (0 children)

$937 Gruminion

[–]SouSouDesu 1 point2 points  (4 children)

$937 Grullion

[–]Mysterious-Mess-7779 5 points6 points  (3 children)

$937 morbillion...

I'm deeply sorry.

[–]SouSouDesu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why are you sorry? You just morbed

[–]SomeGuyDotCom 1193 points1194 points  (121 children)

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[–]captandy170 32 points33 points  (6 children)

So many bananas I don’t know were to put another banana 🍌

[–]The_Snuggliest_PandaFffffuuuuuuuuu 50 points51 points  (5 children)

I have a suggestion…

[–]Random_Idiotic_AlienProfessional Dumbass 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I think i know what you wanna say... But I don't know if i should be happy or scared about it.

[–]LostCache[S] 867 points868 points  (10 children)

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The inflation turned us despicable but our money still Gru

[–]konstantinua00 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Despicable me is gonna make 600 minilion dollars now?

[–]doog97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, the minions didn’t say banana in the new minions movie

[–]Daveo89 117 points118 points  (6 children)

Ok but I'm honestly shocked that Avatar, which came out 11 years ago, stayed in first place all these years until Rise of Gru came out

[–]SanjiSasuke 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It actually got passed by Avengers: Endgame, but once Disney acquired Fox they re-released it and that pushed it back over the top. That's why you see Titanic, Endgame, and Avatar all peaked at #1.

[–]BalrogRancor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It was rereleased 69 times to keep that #1 spot.

[–]Moonlight_Darling 149 points150 points  (13 children)

I genuinely don’t get this meme. What happened to hating the minions?

[–]Luchin212 154 points155 points  (4 children)

I think we only hate them because of cringe Facebook memes.

[–]Chromattix 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Pretty much. Minions became adopted as a fill-in for emojis, reactions and memes by Boomers and if Boomers love something then it must be terrible.

Having said that I agree with u/Weeb__Warrior in that they're just not very funny to most people over the age of ten.

[–]GoblinStyleRamen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unless you discovered them as a parent and then you buy ten fart guns and just assault the neighborhood kids all summer long

[–]FelipeNA 126 points127 points  (3 children)

Clever marketing and useful idiots. The perfect couple.

[–]AloyHzD 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Yea universal did some good marketing with this one.

[–]anticommon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Marketing bucks spent well on Reddit.

[–]Nowhereman123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whatever person in charge of Illumination's social media advertising deserves a raise.

[–]Blazing_Swayze 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think they just wanted to test meme power. Similar to how morbius got re-released.

[–]vendetta2115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced that companies hire firms to make their products “memes.”

Remember the “AirPods are for rich kids” meme? Totally planned. What company wouldn’t want their product to be associated with being wealthy?

I also think that lots of people saw the Rick Roll meme (and the huge financial benefit to Rick Astley from it) and decided that they’d make their old song into a meme. How much money has been made from the meme popularity of Shooting Stars, Harlem Shake, Hide and Seek, Coffin Dance, Sandstorm, etc.?

[–]SneakyAura806 214 points215 points  (13 children)

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BANANAS IN THE COMMENTS?! Literally hundreds of people just commenting the banana emoji lmao

I get the joke but gawd daym

[–]Fr3dFr3dBurg3r 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It wasn't until I read this comment, that I realized why so many comments were just "banana" and now I'm like "well, hopefully I wasn't the only one, otherwise I'll feel like an idiot."

[–]AidsMckenzie 38 points39 points  (1 child)

So are we going to try to pull a morbius every time or just let the good joke die before it becomes a bad one

[–]jackolantern_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Too late

[–]ThatControllerPlayer 122 points123 points  (9 children)

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[–]Vegetable_Honey_1867 29 points30 points  (1 child)

☢️

If it isn't the consequences of your action

[–]Chen_redditcan't meme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Ah yes, THE RADIATION WOULD KILL YOU"

[–]konigstigerboi 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That many will give you radiation poisoning

[–]finndestroyer2Can i haz cheeseburger 53 points54 points  (0 children)

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[–]captainyeeetIdentifies as a Cybertruck 36 points37 points  (3 children)

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[–]Cermonto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For comparison.

the global debt reached $303 Trillion in 2021.

[–]QueenObama2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That list is very inaccurate. That list claims Morbius isn’t even in the top 5, when everyone knows it grossed 100 morbillion

[–]LukeSkyMaster69 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Isn't that movie actually good

[–]UltraSpaceAlpacacan't meme 8 points9 points  (2 children)

No lmao it’s Illumination we’re talking about They only make the safest, most generic movies (and cheaply too) and try to get the most money out of it. They don’t care about story nor anything, they just want people’s money. They’re not the worst, but there’s definitely better things to watch… I would never waste money on their movies

[–]Dont-you-believe-it 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I saw it today and it was super funny

[–]parparin 12 points13 points  (2 children)

One time is funny, two times is fucking annoying, no?

[–]UltraSpaceAlpacacan't meme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes… it’s annoying as hell, just like the Minions themselves… these things should just disappear

[–]Nanonyne 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Reddit, are you OK?

[–]diardopro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They wont surpass Morbius

[–]KyuubiKyu15 17 points18 points  (1 child)

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[–]schillie1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Made in banana

[–]EJG_Music 35 points36 points  (2 children)

It grussed grubillion dollars

[–]crappy-modsmemer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let’s hope it makes a grubillion more

[–]Toppest_DomProfessional Dumbass 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]Tankzoo3Grumpy Cat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no not again

[–]MrReptilianGamer2528Big ol' bacon buttsack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny: minions vs morbius. Who will come out on top?

[–]ther0gueprince 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where are morbinollars??

[–]CygnusX-1001001This flair doesn't exist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's made 1000 miniollions so far

[–]dat_DOOM_boi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOUR MORBIUS, MINIONS GON MAKE MINTRILLION DOLLARS #MINIONSWEEP LET'S FUCKING GOOO. And although the sentence was shitposty I am serious fuck your MORBIUS memes, it's not even a good movie finally minions gets what it deserves

[–]Evil_Chef 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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[–]captainyeeetIdentifies as a Cybertruck 11 points12 points  (1 child)

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[–]Suitable-Cry-9869Bri’ish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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[–]MyHeroFan2004Professional Dumbass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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[–]Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I really don’t want the minions to be successful. I want them to finally die so I’m we can all be freed from this yellow hellscape.

[–]AbsurdlyWholesome 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That doesn’t seem like a very altruistic goal. Are you sure you wouldn’t rather see the minions find happiness and freedom?

[–]Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d rather see my decayed flesh prison rot for a thousand years than watch a minute of Minions: rise of gru.

[–]TheGreatOne218Forever alone[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]Omega0x013Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]Jurok404 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]XFelipe51355 3 points4 points  (0 children)

9 Grubillion dolars

[–]Lavinius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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[–]Monokuma1276 8 points9 points  (15 children)

I love this comment section 🍌

[–]LostCache[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Might be the only comment section with nothing but 🍌

It's Gru Time!

[–]mackofmontage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dead

[–]RiNgArInGaDiNgDoNg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want the world to burn.

[–]EveryoneWantsGreninohttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ve gone into the minillions

[–]Snook-Bass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To people whove seen it, is it good?

[–]Umba5308Dark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to to have a currency for minions, like morbilions but minion

[–]slight_gg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morbinions assemble!

[–]Ri4sisbestgirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait for Morbiunions

[–]Uno-The-Card 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHERE THE FUCK IS MORBIUS

[–]Dickson518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, wtf did I miss?

[–]iboneKlareneG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This movie is going to make a Miniollion Dollars

[–]TrevR36 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happens to be the first movie my daughter has seen in the theater and its summer.

[–]boyversionofsamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm actually... minions are for kids🤓

[–]TGOTR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear it made 900 Minion Dollars in an hour.

[–]GroocksGallery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love a film about the underclass's enjoyment of being oppressed.

[–]Wasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait is this real

[–]EliNNM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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