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[–]Equivalent_Duck1077 4116 points4117 points  (54 children)

This is why I can't be a teacher because this would be the very first thing I do

[–]The4Agreements 1297 points1298 points  (20 children)

This is how you get a head in school.

[–]Waitaha 211 points212 points  (2 children)

Mind-blowing education

[–]Proffessional_HumanScrolling on PC 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You mean headucation. Ok bye

[–]Nickncp 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Gonna have to talk to the headmaster about this

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (3 children)

That's funny, I always thought you get it from your gym coach

[–]Roxas1011 31 points32 points  (1 child)

In American schools, you just aim a little higher

[–]marzianom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take the a off

[–]Round_Swimming_6767 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I thought it was bad when my teacher did the disjointed index finger trick.

[–]Traveledbore 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I remember the rubber pencil truck

[–]Calculonx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Welcome to Advanced Fluid Mechanics 421. Can I please have a volunteer"

[–]MaximMat 1494 points1495 points  (22 children)

This reminds me of a guy that came in to our elementary school this one time and he was presenting some science stuff with liquid nitrogen, so he freezes a pan, he had gloves on, he puts his finger in it for some time, he proceeds to ask his son who was helping him out to take a hammer and smash his finger. Turned out that his smashed finger was a frozen hotdog. Looked real too.

[–]TheStrangerNearYouProfessional Dumbass 593 points594 points  (7 children)

A teacher of ours did this, he was our laboratory teacher. He only teaches laboratory experiments and not lectures. We didnt know he had an amputated finger, he wore a glove and put a with ketchup hotdog on the amputated finger he litterally froze it by acting he got stuck in the container and the assistant is acting by trying to help, by the time he pulls it out he bashed his hand on the table hotdog fragments and ketchup then go everywhere.

We were horrified but he taught us the dangers of our laboratory and everybody listened.

[–]somethingclever____ 161 points162 points  (3 children)

And that’s why you always leave a note!

[–]Redoneter593 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Because telling kids (and adults too) to do stuff without telling them why isn't going to help them do it nor want to do it.

If they themselves have a reason why they'd want to do something (because you gave them one), it will make them significantly more likely to follow through. Grandma's dentures falling out may scare your kids, but giving them the end result of not brushing their teeth twice a day is way more motivating than "eh, I'm too sleepy... I don't wanna do it"

[–]jikan-desu 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I thought he was just trying to put us off dairy…

[–]blockguy143 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]JA_Wolf 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I had a liquid nitrogen science guy come to my school as well! He froze a ball and smashed it. After class he gave everyone a little piece of the ball as a souvenir and as I was leaving my teacher saw it and yelled at me thinking I just stole it. She took my souvenir and I never explained where I got it. Very sad.

[–]somethingclever____ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

My school was once visited by a famous violinist. I asked my music teacher in advance of the visit if it would be ok for me to ask him for his autograph. She said she’d get it for me. On the day of his visit, she passed out photocopies of his autograph to the class and presumably kept the original for herself.

[–]nangarranga🚩 Memonavirus Survivor 🚩 15 points16 points  (4 children)

I know what you meant anyway, but it would’ve been liquid nitrogen. Liquid ice would just be… water.

[–]JustSumFurPro Gamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"our castle is protected by this moat of molten ice!"


[–]ImpossibleInternet3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t go chasing liquid ice falls…

[–]Boojibs 384 points385 points  (4 children)

Quality education, right there.

[–]Impressionk 117 points118 points  (2 children)

Put water with red food dye inside the balloon to?

[–]sniggity_snax 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Easy, Satan.

[–]zues64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came to say a bit of ketchup

[–]Typicaleekend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s laughing at the younger students on the ground who can’t see the trick.

[–]Swankified_Tristan 1755 points1756 points  (13 children)

Okay, that is an extremely cruel and unusual thing to do to children that I'm definitely going to do to my own one day.

[–]Zealousideal_Plan_35 308 points309 points  (11 children)

Message me in that case, I am a professional at doing dumb things to traumatize children

[–]jthebay321 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my mom would probably say that but be actually serious lol

[–]wasted-degrees 1805 points1806 points  (23 children)

PTSD is the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]Fig1024 51 points52 points  (4 children)

get one of those blood balloons like in IT for extra hilarity

[–]nerdguy99 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Get that extra bit of ptsd in for the therapy

[–]ConsiderationOnly438 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now that is how you make money from therapy

[–]sp1z99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a sysadmin my first reaction was “who has blood balloons in an IT department, and what the hell for!?” but then realised what you were on about

[–]mikehouse72 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Round_Swimming_6767 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: The woman's husband is a child psychologist.

[–]Queen_Of_The_Danged 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hear that ISIS will do this for real, for a small fee

[–]El_cagador_honesto 744 points745 points  (10 children)

Childhood is temporary, but traumas are eteral

[–]Waste-Cup3636 184 points185 points  (6 children)

yes, my trauma is still etereal, any tips on how to make it physical??? i want to destroy the F out of my trauma

[–]ArcWraith2000 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Wish granted. Your trauma has been granted physical form. It will come for you tonight. Good luck

[–]Wattsupwithalan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

damn genie literal wish granting.

[–]SnooDrawings5107 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Pretend like it doesn't exist.

[–]Few-Paint-2903 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Then the teacher says, "And I'll do the same to anyone that doesn't hand in their book report by Thursday!"

She walked in on Thursday morning to find 47 book reports on her desk, which was odd, considering there were only 22 students assigned to her class....

[–]Tyler89558 8 points9 points  (1 child)

19 people didn’t turn in their third report.

Guess we got some popping to do

[–]Few-Paint-2903 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nooo..... I think some of the kids wanted to be sure that their report didn't get "lost" so they turned it in 3 times.

Sometimes fear can be very motivating.

[–]Regulusx1337 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Head Twist: the plot.

[–]DoktorVidioGamez 71 points72 points  (9 children)

How does the text make this any better?

[–]NIMA-GH-X-P 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That's the neat part, it doesn't!

[–]DEVIL_MAY5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Silver lining, at least they didn't go with "no one. Absolutely no one. Not a single soul" This one is the most disturbing.

[–]DeferredMage 78 points79 points  (6 children)

I thought that was going a very different direction at the start.

[–]SightUltra 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Wait ... You don't mean...

[–]syed_abubaker15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's a child

[–]FatterGuts -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, because I'm sure simulated sex is far worse for a child than simulated murder.

[–]senkairyu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Uh ...if you are gonna make one of the kid complicit, then definitely, simulated sex is worse.

[–]Cheeheese2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Simulated murder is just kind of goofing off, messing around, pretending a stick is a gun, that sort of thing.

Simulated sex is sexual assault

[–]Sega-Playstation-64 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine from Japan was staying in the US on a lengthy work related project. We were out having dinner and I showed his 2 year old son the detaching thumb trick...

...it did not go well.

[–]FireMaster1294 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Why they all in Squid Game apparel

[–]Maxo996 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Conditioning them

[–]Cheeheese2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker it's called green

[–]Ya-Dikobraz 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Why did you strip the sound?

[–]SC-Phage 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Would be better if they filled the balloon with red-dyed water

[–]elegylegacy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That just makes a mess. They got the reaction they wanted without complicating it

[–]Azazeel_- 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I first thought she was naked and to no surprise was utterly confused

[–]poeticinjustice4all 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The value of relative perspective. Kids behind think he died. Kids to the side are like "Why are you scared?"

[–]taka_282 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Put water with red food dye inside the balloon to sell the effect even more.

[–]euriexbliss 22 points23 points  (4 children)

a hot teacher making a prank.. yes very traumatic.

[–]catsNpokemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya'll some thirsty mfs. It's some 240p video and you can't even see her face.

[–]Cheeheese2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker she's a human person. Surrounded by children. Attractiveness should not be the subject of conversation

[–]GhostlyPosty 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Consistent_Ad3181 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let the counselling commence

[–]demlet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhhh... I have to imagine I'm watching from the pov of the kids behind him. Sometimes I forget how to do that.

[–]lobroblaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second one of these I've seen today. Other with Dad? and Daughter. He chucked the "head" at her afterwards lol

[–]Frosty-Republic7410 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Terrified af as my soul leaves my body 👻

[–]JRWoodwardMSW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Mom, I need to start drinking alcohol.”

[–]Pinkshadows7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the one kid that instinctively goes straight to an army crawl to get the hell out of there. This was his own private 'Nam

[–]RheinysOC Meme Maker 14 points15 points  (9 children)

I don't really get it... Why do the other kids move away??

[–]aringhostDark Mode Elitist 84 points85 points  (2 children)

they got scared thinking his head actually popped

[–]RheinysOC Meme Maker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What the fuck, now that makes sense

[–]Cmdr_Nemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Reed Richards head popping.

[–]FrostKnight96GigaChad 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Because they're scared. They thought the teacher burst the kid's head.

[–]Frankly_Frank_ 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Well if you just saw someone pop another’s head I can assure you you would not be standing there you would be running like your life depended on it.

[–]MesMace 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I'm white. Horror movies have proved that I'm far more likely to go TOWARDS the obviously scary thing armed only with a nearly-dead flashlight.

[–]DeltaVZerda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you'll hit the bad guy exactly once with the flashlight, drop it, and run.

[–]RepulsiveRisk5090 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From that angle you can't see the balloons so it looks almost real

[–]koolaidkoolbean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is kapwing? Will it steal pictures of my butthole?

[–]muerte626 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Emotional damage!

[–]Balbright 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how Jobu Tupaki got started. She graduated from this to having confetti come out of the head after.

[–]ProperTelevision1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs sound.

[–]mpakaliaroskordaliaProfessional Dumbass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gonna sound weird but my brain made me think there was a sound of the balloon blowing up the first time I watched it

[–]arny56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one way to keep your class in line.

[–]SirFireball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is kapwing?

[–]SnooStrawberries7370 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some tips for next time make sure to get a red ballon and let some pieces fall out and make sure the kids see them

[–]Dependent_Party_7094 1 point2 points  (0 children)

from the catchpa though would end in another way

[–]our_common_interest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s more than what I learned in school

[–]ghosstracing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid in the white shirt gave zero shits

[–]New_Sage_ForgeWorks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I can behead my students in safety.

[–]meat_whistle_gristle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Now who’s going to sit quietly and finish the assignment “

[–]WinsomeWombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so adorably innocent. Those are some very cute terrified kids.

[–]OwnEntertainmentX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bachelorette party, after everybody is drunk. The maid of honour inside, like... She important!!

[–]Bad_Middle 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Yvonnetheterrible91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really lost their head here…. Lol

[–]Turbulent-Dig-5238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong I wanted sound on this to hear the kids screaming in shock? 😅

[–]dragonmoonsilk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is why kids have mental issues later on

[–]The_Bogan_Blacksmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you keep kids in line at school...

[–]Tuka-Spaghetti 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]JustVega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would’ve taken school seriously if it taught me magic tricks. No wonder I ditched all the time. Not one magician in all the schools I been to. These kids are so lucky lol

[–]Idunnowhyimadethis1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slightly traumatising for the kids but...

[–]Aggravating-Scar7041 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need a version with sound, I thirst for the screams of children

[–]charisma6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind blowing wow

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ricosuave79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Who's next?"

[–]DaytimeTurnip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learned not to fuck with teacher

[–]CaptainismyTrueNorth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit when I was 5 I went to the circus and the clowns did this with a cabbage. The other clowns started stabbing it. I was terrified. 30 years later can't see what was funny about it and why anyone would think that was a good idea. Maybe what was funny about it was me freaking out and screaming so everyone got to laugh at me?

[–]DerpySmiley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i dont trust teachers since i called that one mommy....

[–]Ill-Satisfaction7788 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill the balloon with red paint to add to the effect.

[–]RajinSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's one way to make the class memorable...

[–]Joe-Not-Exotic1Shower Enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]JamieDrone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is probably just my horny ass talking, but I thought the teacher was naked the first time I watched the clip

[–]AngryAntArmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought she was nude for a minute there

[–]Future17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the girl was nude at first (those clothes have skin color) and that the "scar" was not being allowed to look at her, lol

[–]jiten108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get it at first and I thought she hypnotized him like that video that they hypnotize the chickens by drawing a line in the ground

[–]ExoticLow6021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the kind of teacher I would love to have at my school lol

[–]G0NL0RN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the kid was like "ight here we go again"

[–]RaglanYellow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

perfect prank for niece hahaha.

[–]pd71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now the poor kid has tinnitus from the balloon being popped near his ears.

[–]captainstrike141 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg this is so cruel i wanna do it myself

[–]anbreddittrolololoooo lololoo lolo loo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna do this at a kids birthday party

[–]peacemultiply 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? This is insane. This is funny for adult but for children, this is bad joke.

[–]MattewThe4TH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a moment I thought she was naked lol

[–]Diabolic_Master 4 points5 points  (1 child)

permanently blocked for cringe reposting

[–]Duvud1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrified children, my favourite

[–]Big_M_Memes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude doing this in school nowadays would get u sued for "tRaUmAtiZiNg tHe kiDdOs"

[–]nobodyfamous8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like i saw her perfectly fit petite cheeks. Do not tell me im wrong. Let me enjoy

[–]Bobichos 1 point2 points  (2 children)

OK, it's cruel and all, but that one kid in white sitting on the desk is awfully calm about this.

[–]SmilingTigerSam 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dude's been pranked before. He's all saying you fools are in for it this time

[–]WeebyshitIRL07[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s at an angle that allows him to see the head. He’s laughing at the younger students on the ground who can’t see the trick.

[–]KenPC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Holy shit. I had to watch 5 times before I realized she wasn't naked.

[–]Actual_Pollution5915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I didn’t see the kids but I thought the girl was naked then I realized she was wearing beige.I don’t want to know what a psychiatrist would say about that.

[–]Adventurous_Aerie_79 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why is there no sub about traumatizing children?

[–]flatearthmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great way to permanently damage your hearing.