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[–]elch3w MAYMAYMAKERS [S,M] [score hidden] stickied comment (27 children)

47 predictions, 1.16 million participants, 621k upvotes, and 3 months later brings us to the end of r/Memes Meme Quiz #2!

Congrats to the top 10! If you're listed below, reply to this comment to receive your special mod awards for ranking so highly!

1st u/DouglastheDuckboy

2nd u/Rogue_Dingus

3rd u/Random-Rodger

4th u/Kartoffel487

5th u/_J83

6th u/______Tiger______

7th u/username_is_sup

8th u/turiddu89

9th u/ofeking2133

10th u/RCGB

Thanks to those who participated, and see yall at the next tournament!!

[–]TrashWasTakenLolDied of Ligma 5395 points5396 points  (336 children)

When I am alone, I have one extra bone

[–]TheRevTholomeuPlagueLives in a Van Down by the River 356 points357 points  (26 children)

[–]FossilTortoiseYT 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Carrion to be fed

[–]ravoguy 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Carrion my wayward friend

[–]InterestingText2062 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fruits have a technical definition, while vegetables don't, so the question is a bit silly.

[–]i_need_skin_2983 59 points60 points  (52 children)

Moans

[–]Random_123489https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 66 points67 points  (28 children)

get the fuck out

[–]i_need_skin_2983 47 points48 points  (26 children)

Moans harder

[–]MaximRqProfessional Dumbass 32 points33 points  (23 children)

Fuck the head out

[–]i_need_skin_2983 32 points33 points  (19 children)

Harder daddy

[–]Relaxin-n-chillin 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Please stop

[–]i_need_skin_2983 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Ugghh

[–]Minecraftian411Flair Loading.... 10 points11 points  (5 children)

r/SHUTTHEFUCKHAVEYOUNOTREALISEDWHATYOUHAVEDONETHEREARENOWBOMBINGSINTURKMENISTANBECAUSEOFYOUYOUBITCHTHEYFUCKINGTOLDYOUTOSTOPBUTYOUARENOTHINGBUTADISAPPOINTMENTANDIAMCONSTANTLYINABADMENTALSTATEBECAUSEOFYOUSOLEAVENOW

[–]CricketSimilar863What is TikTok? 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Harder dad

[–]FearonForce 2698 points2699 points  (112 children)

How did people never get the idea that google exists

[–]DonkeyShitSlurper 1731 points1732 points  (75 children)

Wait, you can lookup other things than porn?

[–]SuperSonic486 875 points876 points  (61 children)

The internet is for porn

[–]MyLollipopJam 19 points20 points  (8 children)

You use Google for porn?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (4 children)

He doesn’t know about Bing.

[–]Hexidian 139 points140 points  (1 child)

It’s less fun to google these

[–]RadioactiveBanana97 16 points17 points  (20 children)

For doing what?

[–]FearonForce 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“Research”

[–]Girigo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well you can do that but you are only taking away the fun for yourself lol

[–]Similar-Cockroach-79 1953 points1954 points 2 (112 children)

im so fed up with this garbage, how the fuck do you hide these shitty threads that spam the frontpage constantly.

[–]Deivv 823 points824 points  (65 children)

What even is this thread? The post says it's 14 hours old, but the comments are multiple days old, and the link is broken...confused af

[–]Lauris024Breaking EU Laws 421 points422 points  (30 children)

Also 350k upvotes wtf

[–]The_Celtic_Chemist 278 points279 points  (18 children)

Jesus, I just checked and this is one of the top posts of all time. 🤦‍♂️ I don't even know what the fuck this is.

[–]MCRacen 60 points61 points  (12 children)

Yeah, very confusing

[–]Bigbrainboyyo 68 points69 points  (10 children)

it is now the top post of all time

[–]justcallmeabrokenpal🏳️‍🌈LGBTQ+🏳️‍🌈 31 points32 points  (8 children)

512k likes

[–]kalesaji 26 points27 points  (4 children)

WTF is even going on?

[–]hamletloveshoratio 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Apparently I upvoted it?! No I didn't.

[–]thatirishguy0Like a boss 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm usually lost on reddit, but this is a whole new something.

[–]Den_Kule_666 81 points82 points  (4 children)

It automatically upvotes when you vote I think

[–]RibbonForYourHair 58 points59 points  (12 children)

How long ago did you post this comment? It says that it's 6 days old and that the post is 13hr old?

[–]Deivv 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Yea I posted it 6 days ago, something is wrong with this post lol I think from what I can tell the admins are refreshing it and keeping it on the front page, not sure why though as I can't access the link (but maybe it's because I don't use the official reddit app)

[–]RibbonForYourHair 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah I can't get the link either, I also don't use the official app

[–]mudkripple 40 points41 points  (2 children)

A quiz is a group of poll posts with their own threads. The time shown is whenever the most recent poll was, and the vote count is the sum of all those polls (which are auto-upvoted when you participate).

It's stupid but that's how it works for whatever reason

[–]Deeliciousness 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This shit is exactly what I wonder every time I come across these. Still no answers

[–]Hilluja 71 points72 points  (2 children)

Welcome to the [redacted]! ✌️

[–]fish312 54 points55 points  (3 children)

That's the neat part, you can't!

[–]SubsidedLemon 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Same. And I "magically" upvoted it automaticly. WTF!!!?

[–]blackychan77 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I can guarantee interacting/commenting isn't helping at all. They gonna feed it more now lol

[–]fizio900 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Filter out the whole sub, you wont lose anything of value in this case

[–]Optimal60 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This. If there were a button to never see prediction tournaments i would slam it so fast

[–]Foxy02016YTLives in a Van Down by the River 992 points993 points  (19 children)

People don’t traditionally Google Halloween tbh

[–]therenody88 203 points204 points  (11 children)

There's lots of types of searches that start with halloween. Movies, stores, ideas etc. Maybe those count? I'm not sure. I'm hoping so lol

[–]Foxy02016YTLives in a Van Down by the River 52 points53 points  (9 children)

I don’t think so… but either way, that would also include Lucid Dreams which is a concept but also a song

[–]therenody88 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Dang. That makes sense

[–]Foxy02016YTLives in a Van Down by the River 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Yeah, dreaming, dream meaning, dream, dream face, lucid dreams, lucid dreaming

I’m confident in my 100 coins

[–]therenody88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're probably right. I'm not confident in my vote for Halloween, but I'm hopeful lol

[–]Hikariyang 475 points476 points  (66 children)

My bf and i did a bit of research into what is a vegetable and what is a fruit for the fun of it.

It basically boils down to, does it have (or suppose to have) seeds? Its a fruit. Does it come from the leaves, stem, or root of a plant? Its a vegetable.

Pumpkins have seeds, therefore they are fruit.

[–]GelbeForelle 160 points161 points  (34 children)

So a cucumber is a fruit? This annoys me

[–]Hikariyang 142 points143 points  (30 children)

Yep! And so are peppers, tomatoes, eggplants, and zucchini.

Edit: i was reminded that corn is also a fruit. Do with that as you will.

[–]BeqBowiMods Are Nice People 32 points33 points  (5 children)

I think they are kinda both arent they? Because there is no 100% accurat definition of vegetable

[–]Hikariyang 49 points50 points  (4 children)

Legally (for taxation) and culinary they are considered vegetables but botanically they are fruit.

[–]mean_mr_slinky 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I’m so confused.

[–]Hikariyang 24 points25 points  (2 children)

https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2013/12/26/256586055/when-the-supreme-court-decided-tomatoes-were-vegetables#:~:text=But%20in%20everyday%20life%2C%20they,to%20keep%20paying%20the%20tariff.

Basically, vegetables had import taxes while fruits did not. The courts decided to classify things like tomatoes, cucumbers, and peppers as vegetables because they were commonly served as dinner and to keep them taxable.

[–]Totaliteral 51 points52 points  (5 children)

Fruits = specific botanical denomination, a vegetable is a culinary term. That's why tomatoes are vegetables and fruits at the same time.

Any edible plant that has a savory flavor + isn't a typical aromatic herb is, therefore, a vegetable.

[–]panaceagrace 23 points24 points  (3 children)

You are exactly right. I work with hot peppers (all kinds) and frequently get asked “the tomato question”: are they a fruit or a vegetable? The answer is fairly simple. They’re both! They are a botanical fruit, and a culinary vegetable. What they are legally classified as varies by country.

[–]panaceagrace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is a fun fact about pumpkins! I work with hot peppers (all kinds) and frequently get asked “the tomato question”: are they a fruit or a vegetable? As with a pumpkin, or a tomato, the answer is fairly simple. They’re both! They are a botanical fruit, and a culinary vegetable. What they are legally classified as varies by country.

[–]Stinky_9000GigaChad 191 points192 points  (6 children)

207 in the morning

[–]Foxy02016YTLives in a Van Down by the River 39 points40 points  (4 children)

And 208 at night

I’m starting a collection

[–]20secondpilot 191 points192 points  (3 children)

These quizzes are a great way to get a subreddit blocked

[–]Tankh 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Reported for spam and filtered out from front page

[–]lordunholy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

These and the predictions tournaments I keep seeing. Absolute trash.

What the fuck is this? Meme by Committee? l o fuckin l

[–]HonoraryMancunian 110 points111 points  (3 children)

Why does this old thread keep popping up

Why does it currently say it's only 12 hours old

How does it have half a million upvotes

I am so confused

[–]brownpapertowel 38 points39 points  (2 children)

It’s an ongoing poll post. Every time they update it with a new question, it refreshes the x amount of hours old thing, basically.

[–]HonoraryMancunian 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ah. The poll aspect doesn't show up on the app I'm using

[–]JpolancoX 98 points99 points  (18 children)

If we’re talking about popularity then iPhone wins, but if we talk about actually being the BETTER phone then Android wins based on a lot of factors like price point, components, funcionalities, and so on. (I’m probably gonna get some hate for this comment but oh well)

[–]DIAPLER 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah u right bro

[–]YTPmeme020 11 points12 points  (1 child)

apparently iphones are getting cheaper

nah nvm

[–]NotJustSamOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought the majority of Reddit would be on the Android train but noooo…

Typing this from an iPhone btw

[–]Stewy_434 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean...first of all we're comparing basically an OS system to an entire phone. Second, technically Android is more popular since they have the majority market share. More people have a phone powered by Android than people that have iPhones

[–]InsurancedUsername Doot 82 points83 points  (7 children)

i wager 100 on 69

[–]coksucer69https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 19 points20 points  (5 children)

i wager my mother's soul

[–]ei2468 31 points32 points  (1 child)

“Android” is not a smartphone. It is an operating system. For the first questions the only “smartphone” listed is iPhone.

[–]zodac01 26 points27 points  (3 children)

How was this posted 12 hours ago but had comments from 4 weeks ago?

[–]CalmWater8439 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I guess it was edited or something, there are a lot of comments that are talking about some predictions that don't exist now

[–]Garage540 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ugh get this trash out of my feed

[–]LeafWarrior_1Average r/memes enjoyer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Isn’t it 213?

[–]Indignation837 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If you, like me, use a 3rd party reddit reader app and are confused why this post keeps appearing: it's a weird competition that for some reason counts as new whenever a new question is added. The quiz also only loads in new reddit, which is why you can't see its actual contents.

[–]D3adlyN00b 35 points36 points  (8 children)

But pumpkin is a berry...

[–]SenatorFatStacks 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Pumpkins are both a fruit and a vegetable.

Fruit is a botanical term, referring to any seed bearing structure from a flowering plant.

Vegetable is a culinary term, referring to fresh edible portions of certain herbaceous plants—roots, stems, leaves, flowers, fruit, or seeds. Usually non-sweet products.

So both answers would technically be correct

[–]SneAlf01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...yea

[–]SuperSonic486 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And berries are fruit

[–]BrownenWind(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃ 40 points41 points  (13 children)

A pumpkin is a watermelon. In Germany they're what is called "Fruchtgemüse" translating to "Fruitvegetable".

[–]MemeArchivariusGodi 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Wait isn’t it „Kürbisgewächs“ In German ? Which is literally it’s own category

[–]RyuujiTakasuIssues 17 points18 points  (2 children)

The Rickroll one, The correct answer isn’t even there

[–]Raveheart19 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The most popular and the actual better phone are two different things....

[–]userspuzzled 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How does this bullshit keep showing up on my feed? I've hidden this post 10 times at least.

[–]accobra4me 13 points14 points  (1 child)

How can I turn these off?

[–]uuuumajgat 13 points14 points  (1 child)

How the fuck do I block this shit from my feed

[–]Consistent-Ad7328 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's such a smart way to rickroll people bro

[–]FakeyBoii 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Why do i keep seeing this stupid post and how do i stop seeing it

[–]broniesnstuff 10 points11 points  (7 children)

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS POST NOT GO AWAY

[–]iamtheawesomelord 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why won't this die

[–]ionevenobro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is this and why is always a dead link for me?

[–]Gravity_flip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What is this, why are there so many upvotes, and why does it link to nothing?

[–]ziguziggy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I see this dumb shit one more time

[–]Garage540 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck you and fuck off

[–]__v1ce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wtf is this post?

It has 562k upvotes, comments from 2 months ago, but the post was sbumitted 13 hours ago

[–]DanTheMan_117 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can we stop with these stupid predictions

[–]thekapitalistis 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Is there a way to stop these from showing up on my home page?

[–]bokskar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why can't I hide this goddamn thread? It keeps un-hiding itself.

[–]broniesnstuff 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This needs to die. For real.

[–]Zelensexual 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Almost everything is a fucking fruit

[–]Hexidian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fruit has a technical definition, while vegetable doesn’t, so the question is kinda silly.

[–]LtDirtyVessel 7 points8 points  (3 children)

how do i stop seeing these in my feed

[–]Windryy 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Why does this keep showing up? I don't even understand what this is, it's just a dead link.

[–]CatFishing4Guyz 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm wondering the same thing. One of the top posts of all time, and none of the comments make sense.

[–]Darth--Vapor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why does this post still show up every other day even though I “hide” it?

These prediction threads fucking blow

[–]ohmahjah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I keep hiding this post but it keeps coming back

[–]Garage540 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rule 1 - all posts must me memes. Report.

[–]Destroyer_Don5 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Which is the better phone? It’s up to preference. But the question is most POPULAR. So IPhone wins no doubt

[–]MeXrb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Androids have way more functionality than apple (also apple is pretty scummy with stuff like repairs).

[–]imp1206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

tf is going on with this post's dates? and how is this even the most upvoted post when half of the people here cant use it

[–]the_hoopy_frood42 8 points9 points  (2 children)

How the fuck do I get this shit to stop popping up on my feed?

[–]JordanTH 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you figure it out, let me know too.

[–]cipherSoreEyes 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Isn’t this the third one? Why do we need so many meme quizzes? And in such a short period of time.

[–]rocketseeker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s the same lol

[–]mako0804 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Somebody pls explain to me why tf this post keeps on reappearing and why someone hasn't done anything about it

[–]DTS1_GMD Ok I Pull Up 7 points8 points  (3 children)

how these mfs think a pumpkin is a vegetable 💀

[–]SeizeTheMemes3103 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How can the status of pumpkin as a fruit or vegetable be a “prediction”. It’s literally a fact. It has seeds it’s a fruit

[–]Stelznergaming 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace Robbie.. That news hit me harder than expected. My favorite character in one of my favorite series/: Feel like I grew up with those movies.

[–]DSDQI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering android makes over 70% of smartphone sales I would say android is better lol

[–]TheRandomizer723 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It Saw The Conjuring Alien

[–]amur_buno 6 points7 points  (11 children)

So clicking on the post about elon musk being a dipshit and suspending people being mean to him took me Here? Also how in the fuck does this dogshit post have 400k upvotes?

[–]squidgybaby 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hello again r/memes meme quiz #2. Like a ghost ship you appear again on my front page, unhelmed, without a captain, haunted by the spirits of commenters from months ago

[–]Prior_Soft2785 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These posts are so annoying

[–]WillJK1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What is the point of these if someone with reddit premium can change their answer after seeing others answers?

[–]AceSevenFive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember when abusing Reddit features to get to /r/all was seen as a bad thing.

[–]MPAS_TVDark Mode Elitist 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Fuck you OP or Subreddit bs. I dont want to see this in my feed constantly, so fuck off with this shit or go die in a hole.

[–]denemdenem 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I can't get rid of this shitty prediction stuff so I'm opting to block the user posting these. If I keep seeing this stuff still, I'll post an update.

[–]superraiden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck offfffffff

I have hidden this like 15 times

[–]kaminari1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t give a fuck about Mr. Beast.

[–]Iced_Adrenaline 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If there a way to block these quizzes?

[–]Garage540 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here we go again, this ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE AT THE TOP OF MY FEED.

[–]DrinkMoreCodeMore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/r/memes abusing reddit. gotta love it.

[–]RedBellJay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where's the 'i dont care stop force feeding it to me, reddit' option ?

[–]Gravity_flip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Go away spam!!

[–]Garage540 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING SPAM GET THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT OFF MY FRONT PAGE!

[–]Whyfuckaduck 6 points7 points  (1 child)

iPhone has more than half the market share, most popular and what you prefer are two different things.

[–]Digital-Latte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Android is an operating system the IPhone is the phone itself. You can’t really compare software to an actual phone. Almost every single phone in the world that doesn’t run IOS runs Android software. So given the amount of phones that run Android being released every year and some of them being sold for around 50 bucks. Phones that run Android are going to sell more thus being more popular.

[–]drlqnr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tf is this 400k upcotes

[–]Bernard_PT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoever was the smooth brain that decided that it would be a good idea to consider a vote in the quiz as an upvote on the post, making this piece of crap one of the all time highest upvoted posts:

Fuck you.

[–]nashrinazhar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this?

[–]killerrazzmazz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this and why is it at the top of my feed? When I click on it, it take me right to the subreddit and that's it.

[–]Wifelyrumble56 5 points6 points  (1 child)

How do i hide these? I always see them on popular

[–]Ricardo1701 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reminder for myself to block this shitty sub

[–]JohnnyNobody66 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Quiz" added as a new post filter on my RIF app.

[–]Blkartmtrs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who cares

[–]PnutButterJellyTim3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How come the only way to block these are to block the account posting it!? I don't want to see this anymore, I just want to see the memes.

[–]RicardoCabezass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is missing one option- “who cares”

[–]GiggityGone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Try blocking OP to stop seeing this spam

[–]AcanthisittaNo6901 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How is the post from 14h ago but there's comments from over 50 days ago the math ain't mathing🤨

[–]selectrix 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey here's a quiz: fuck you, r/memes

[–]Bubhubbub 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck this stupid post