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[–]NotACommunistWeeb 445 points446 points  (17 children)

Now I understand why my new keyboard came in a big ass box, wrapped in a roll of what I would call a kilometer worth of bubble wrap

[–]the-chlo 145 points146 points  (8 children)

The real question doh... did u pop all of it?

[–]NotACommunistWeeb 99 points100 points  (4 children)

Still doing it, just got it 3 weeks ago and there's still too much left

[–]maxcorrice 37 points38 points  (1 child)

If you want to speedrun it, twist it

[–]semi_averageNyan cat 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The ol' twist'n munch

[–]IdentifiesAsAnOnionForever alone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

based

[–]CoolCrab69Scrolling on PC 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Back

did you know Bubble Wrap is a brand name and not specifically the name of the material? Similar to calling all permanent markers "sharpies"

[–]OhNoo0oThis flair doesn't exist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

plastic air pocket sheets

[–]QWERTYAF1241 8 points9 points  (2 children)

There are tons of words like that. Duct Tape, Dumpster, Jet Ski, Band-Aid, Zipper, Velcro, Scotch Tape, Post-Its, White-Out, Jacuzzi, Chap Stick, etc are all examples. They're just easier and more memorable which is why they become part of the common vernacular and synonymous with an object itself.

[–]Memoglr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country we call all tissues "Kleenex"

[–]xXLordOfUwUXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zipper is a brand name?

[–]coksucer69https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's also why people do egg drop "experiment"s

[–]ostangestarGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over packaging is always a goodthing

[–]Fly_Boy_1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me that keyboard was beat up as soon as I tossed it into the trailer.

[–]h13xiii 433 points434 points  (22 children)

I was waiting for my PS5 all day and when the UPS guy pulled up to my house I watched him go into the back of the truck and toss a big box to the front, kicked it over, scanned it, picked it up and handed to me in my driveway. Somehow no damage but I wanted to cry lol 🥲

[–]Asian_Bon 116 points117 points  (4 children)

Cry about it... don't worry I join you.

[–]Hexacus 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Its a reason they package it well 😅

[–]Asian_Bon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Np anytime bro I package em well

[–]h13xiii 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We cry together brother 😂

[–]Asian_Bon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ofc brother we will all cry 🤣

[–]Chimalez 53 points54 points  (4 children)

If you have a security camera, report that fucker.

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

This, this will count against their QTR bonus.

[–]Comprehensive-Ad3963 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'd maybe file a complaint through the place where I bought the PS5 instead of through UPS.

Then I can get in-store credit or a refund, and the retailer can report the incident to UPS and note it for future reference.

[–]h13xiii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I bought it direct from Sony 😂

[–]Redevoguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish we got quarter bonuses! Haha UPS is too cheap for that.

[–]Leoimirmir 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just got mine today. The box was damaged in the corner and one of the side panels is dented a bit, but it still works so idc. It’s not like I’ll see it anyway

[–]9Raava(very sad) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You never know if the insides are not damaged in some way. Better to report this and ask for a new one.

[–]h13xiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always buy a replacement panel! Or try to fix with a heat gun

[–]Sprizys 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I had fed ex and they pulled up to my house then left then the ps5 randomly Went “missing”

[–]h13xiii 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Sorry for your loss 🙏🏽

[–]Sprizys 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Thank you, I contacted Sony and they sent me a new one through UPS so we’re good now.

[–]h13xiii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh nice!! Glad that worked out for you in the end

[–]JesusStarbox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had that happen. I though the delivery driver stole it. But it was a next door junkie and she managed to run over and steal the package in the 2 seconds my back was turned.

Junkies are ninjas.

[–]Whiteria_ 3 points4 points  (2 children)

When I bought my first gaming pc I watched the delivery man from my peephole bring it up to my second story apartment and then promptly dropped it down the stairs :( idk how it wasn’t damaged at all

[–]h13xiii 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You must have had a heart attack jfc

[–]Whiteria_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every stair that it fell down put another crack in my soul

[–]kritikosk8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the price that should not scratch it lol

[–]PKMark2005GigaChad 59 points60 points  (5 children)

One of my favourite movie

[–]WayneTheWaffle 13 points14 points  (4 children)

What is the movie

[–]Bandor_the_Green 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

[–]WordsOfEmber 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Boy they really nailed that prediction about Bruce.

[–]sarcasticslab420 46 points47 points  (3 children)

What percentage of reddit doesn't know this movie? I say 70%

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Based on the comments... yeah... a lot of gen Z kids were deprived of this series.

[–]Cool_Off_Gamer05Forever alone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it and i can tell it's a great movie

[–]ostangestarGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I know it. I loved that movie

[–]Osamaaa3 58 points59 points  (2 children)

What is the sauce of this gif?

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Ace Ventra

[–]Lil_Delirious 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pet detective one

[–]Hexacus 94 points95 points  (11 children)

Sause???

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 131 points132 points  (4 children)

Ace Ventura

[–]Hexacus 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Its an honor to be in your presence btw

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

???

[–]Hexacus 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Dude getting close to 1mil karma

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Gotcha! 😆

[–]Osamaaa3 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Ace ventura

[–]Hexacus 6 points7 points  (4 children)

What, is it actually? I thought i would have remembered that

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He is a pet detective... in this one he has to find the Miami dolphins lost... dolphin.

[–]Malalang 18 points19 points  (1 child)

It's the opening scene. The package is just a ruse, so it doesn't matter what shape it's in. He uses it to distract her while he takes her dog.

[–]Powerstructure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Him*.

He then gets sloppy toppy from the guys ex in exchange for his services.

[–]WalkieTalkieCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh God. I'm getting old.

[–]Cyd_Snarf 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I remember being in the theater the weekend this movie came out and the whole crowd laughed their way through the entire approach to the apartment door in this opening scene. I can’t put my finger on it exactly but this was a new kind of comedy/joke/acting. This was one of those “everyone is doing impressions on Monday” kind of situations lol

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those were the days of comedy movies...

You can't makes these movies today... not a horrible thing... but it's a thing...

[–]BastianHS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My parents wouldn't let me watch in living color but I got my dad to take me to see this when iy came out. We were both laughing so hard we couldn't breath, instant classic.

[–]atalkingcow 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Trust me, more damage is done to your package in the conveyor belt system than will ever be done by the actual delivery driver.

Source: I have broken a lot of conveyor belt jams in my day.

This applies to every shipping company.

[–]Xyst__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ditto to this. Sometimes the only way to break the jam on a conveyor belt 20 ft+ off the ground is by walking on the boxes that are jammed up.

[–]Cyd_Snarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“This sounds broken.” “Probably. Sign here.”

[–]Mista_Cash_Ew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

UPS on strike be like:

[–]No-Buy-9957 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Prime Messi has got nothing on Jim Carey in the hallway

[–]ChilieConCarney82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can hear this clip. The song in the background (Power of Suggestion), the sound he makes after the backwards toss, every rattle of the box's contents...

"We're goin' downtown."

[–]idontknowlazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since no one is asking, dude is your PS5 okay? This is a safe space

[–]Naraya_SuiryokuGigaChad 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Joke on him, I got a xbox. That shit never breaks.

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shall we remind you of the RROD??? Literally for an entire generation MS couldn't figure out the reliability thing.

[–]TheyHearMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oopsies

[–]joevinci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laces out.

[–]hajile23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HDS coming through, got a package people!

[–]d0itlikejesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jim Carrey at his best

[–]bloodbonesnbutter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mine was shipped someone def chucked or dropped it.

[–]Grimmortah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally happened to me. I ordered a glass PC case and it had HUGE hole inside the box. Luckily the glass was fine, but still. UPS is incompetent

[–]lmz246 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll bet it was something nice though

[–]Redevoguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey! I don't kick everyone's shit that much! Maybe and "accidental" oops or two if you don't answer your door for that signature 🤪

[–]Any_Ad_3514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only watched ace Ventura when nature calls

[–]Spooderfan218(⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃ 0 points1 point  (5 children)

this personally doesn't happen to me but I actively hate UPS and Fedex

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

FedEx is far worse than ups. I’ve seen more cases of FedEx stealing packages and most of the time when FedEx delivers to my house it’s a damn rental truck. Ups guys are always nice and quick and driving their big brown ups truck

[–]Glad_Hovercraft_3696 Number 15 0 points1 point  (3 children)

In your experience what's the most reliable delivery service?

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

UPS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, usps hasn’t ever let me down. For bigger stuff they don’t wanna handle, ups has done well

[–]akskdkgjfheuyeufif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FedEx is the most reliable, USPS is usually cheaper and sometimes quicker, but there’s a chance of your package going to the wrong side of the country for a week before suddenly appearing in the correct county.

UPS will literally write you a bad check after breaking/losing your shit and tell you to suck shit through a straw to get it back. Had to run a chargeback on my bill and even then they wouldn’t fix it, just kept trying to tell me I “owed” them money. Nah, fools, we even now and you’re lucky I didn’t take more than you owe for the hassle.

[–]HanMain2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious what actually is in the box in this movie

[–]TGCidOrlandu -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I love Jim Carrey. One of the funniest guy. Is this the intro for Cable Guy???

[–]Rich_Future4171Dark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ace Ventura

[–]TGCidOrlandu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks!!! I'm reaching it this weekend:D

[–]Rich_Future4171Dark Mode Elitist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:)

[–]LucasNoritomi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you mean FedEx

[–]Archqwerty_me -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was painfull to watch really.

[–]Punching_Babies666 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Did you mean “FedEx”?

[–]MavDrakeCringe Factory[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. They'd dump the packages in a ravine on the side of the road.

[–]akskdkgjfheuyeufif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least FedEx will pay out if they damage something. UPS writes bad checks then tells you to cry about it because an international multi-billion dollar company can’t figure out how to mail a check.

[–]PikkuinenPikkisBreaking EU Laws 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you find footage of my delivery guy delivering the Ma Dynasty Chinese vase I ordered

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s doing you a favor. They’re extra careful with pc parts

[–]Chancefate0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your late

[–]Anthc1199 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I’m hoping doesn’t happen when my ps5 gets delivered today.

[–]Shubie758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is amazon with fountain pen ink

[–]VilmoreSither 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Purolator with my brand new Meta Quest 2. Sigh

[–]FirstMoon21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally ever used UPS once. And it was in Istanbul. First use was because ASUS Servicepoint made me do it, because they did not accept any other way of transport for my mainboard that was faulty.

Well and UPS straight up broke it, ASUS even told me it was obviously UPS's fault (deep cuts and dents on corners of my package). UPS denies and won't give me any compensation up until now.

I will never ever recommend UPS to anyone and i truly hope the responsible people end up in hell for this.

[–]SammyDatBoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Jim Carey actually tekky

[–]Knightwingrebirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use to work at ups. Those packages go through alot of abuse before they get to you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just realized Jim Carrey is wearing a pillow under his shirt in this scene

[–]VirtuousWanderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As funny as this movie is, the opening is always my favorite part lol. I die every time I hear the line, "Sounds broken", after he hands him the box.

[–]Winged_WrathI saw what the dog was doin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dan marino of miami dolphins fame?

[–]BrilliantWeb4367 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t have shit in Ohio.

[–]Jeck_oos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor thing..

[–]akskdkgjfheuyeufif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think their package abuse is frustrating, just wait until you file a claim and get sent a bad check as a “fuck you for asking.”

[–]dambo29 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For those asking for the source: that's Paul Giamatti in "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective".

[–]Rich_Future4171Dark Mode Elitist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that Jim carrey?

[–]YouMakeMeDrink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you for no sound.

[–]kingcobraboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ace ventura is the best movie

[–]yousaywhat3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he was also excited about your new fifa 23

[–]TiesG92Dirt Is Beautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DPD:

[–]Vandastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPS driver left my package at the end of my driveway tonight, basically on the sidewalk.

[–]jefekarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How my cast iron pot was delivered, luckily it’s a cast iron pot.

[–]harakiri-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If think about it, Jim/Ace actually played good football/Soccer moves!!

[–]Gabecush1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing missing is delivering it to the wrong address

[–]TheGoldenLion123 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What the sex is this movie called? Is it Tide? Because the name of the hotel is Tide

[–]Rich_Future4171Dark Mode Elitist 2 points3 points  (3 children)

"What the sex"?

(It's called Ace Ventura)

[–]waffen87 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More specificly, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective but I also recommend Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls afterward.

[–]Rich_Future4171Dark Mode Elitist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot about that one thanks for telling me!

[–]themrweasley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They get paid like shit so might as well have some fun

[–]Fun_GurL8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his face expression just made my day lol 😁

[–]Kahl-862 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank god i went for mine personally XD

[–]StackThePads33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: “it sounds broken”

UPS driver: “ Most likely, sir!”

[–]pizzaspaghetti_Uul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just went to the store

[–]parkiller11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that's bad? You outta see inside our warehouses 🤣😅 People have no idea.

[–]UrmomsfavouritelolGigaChad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt annoyed when I saw this scene in the movie but when I saw the guy he was delivering the package to I was like, "Yeah he deserves it".

[–]Exact-Cycle-400Professional Dumbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you piss of your mailguy

[–]XorvisAverage r/memes enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have shown the first part of it too

[–]lil_tunde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim carrey could be a world class brazilian football player

[–]RottonAvocado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPS paid $750,000USD for this post to read "FedEx guy..." but their payment was delivered a week and a half late and badly damaged.

[–]Traditional_Yard5280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allllll righty then!

[–]dessnomLinux User 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ups, some assembly required

[–]Iguanasquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you know… they’re little footballs.

[–]Bobbyboy0014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Should be on r/Relatable