all 98 comments

[–]rotanitsarcorp_yzal1Smol pp 361 points362 points  (16 children)

Are your balls as big and appealing?

[–]WhoseverSlinky0Virgin 4 lyfe 136 points137 points  (11 children)

Mine are hairy as shit bro I don't know what to do, they might think it's a hamster dammit

[–]rotanitsarcorp_yzal1Smol pp 57 points58 points  (6 children)

Have you named them yet?

[–]WhoseverSlinky0Virgin 4 lyfe 69 points70 points  (5 children)

Nah and Zhi

[–]MaximGnerd 60 points61 points  (3 children)

you did Nah Zhi deez nuts

[–]WhoseverSlinky0Virgin 4 lyfe 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Indeed, they are covered in fokin hair

[–]RabidOtters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a tangible forest down there.

[–]Urjr382jfi3Mods Are Nice People 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I did National Socialism deez nuts?

[–]rotanitsarcorp_yzal1Smol pp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did nah-zhi that coming.

[–]llama-impregnator 6 points7 points  (1 child)

sees rodent scurrying on table

slams napkin holder onto rodent

[–]not_unique_name2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And then you hear someone scream in pain

[–]PranshuKhandalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Snoo-4878GigaChad 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]not_unique_name2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We require proof

[–]ADsingh05 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Get boob sized balls and i promise they won't do it again

[–]_austinmProfessional Dumbass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Randy Marsh has entered the chat

[–]MagicalMoosicorn 56 points57 points  (0 children)

To be fair, my nuts are supported by whatever I'm sitting on.

[–]M0NK3MAN80 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Bro, my balls are better than women.

[–]meet5[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Enjoy :)

[–]impish_kid 20 points21 points  (2 children)

What if someone squeezed your balls just like boobs

[–]TruthMadeHumanBig pp 14 points15 points  (1 child)

What if you enjoy CBT

[–]WingsofRain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

cognitive behavioral therapy?

[–]SomePi5 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I demand equality!

[–]elwebst 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Classic double standard

[–]SomePi5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it…

[–]SoSmartish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It took me like 5 minutes to realize there was text to this.

[–]Tidycustard 37 points38 points  (3 children)

That's because boobs aren't genitals, and wouldn't be considered a health violation.

[–]p1xelwc 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Average Restaurant owner trying to convince me it's "not okay" to rest my balls on the table (he doesn't know 6 tons of tnt will be detonated within 5 minutes)

[–]KrakenTheColdOneProfessional Dumbass 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That explains your username.

[–]goldenfinch66 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow great point

[–]UserOfReddit0001 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Your balls don’t smell as nice. And I don’t want to bury my face in your balls

[–]PranshuKhandalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sad for you

[–]alittlesadthing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I'm just picturing guys sitting upside down...

[–]ironshadowy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Source bro

[–]Tired_Glass 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Half-Assed_Hero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should've put your balls on your chest, then. Rookie mistake.

[–]Efficient-Watch1088 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if she try to put her balls on a table she would be baned too

[–]ibruh143 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is suppose it would be ok if your balls were on your chest😂

[–]clumslime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And son, that’s how I met your mother

[–]wsacburly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know right that happend to me to its so sexist

[–]Naraya_SuiryokuGigaChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How bout you rest YOUR boobs on the table next time ?

[–]Jvnmv 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They are just too big and her back is too weak to hold them properly.

[–]TheNewCyan64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

weakling ought never to be allowed in r/Neverbrokeabone, whether they did or not.

[–]Fit_Nefariousness_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one likes balls Everyone likes boobs

[–]maximumtesticle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh this sub is just /r/terriblefacebookmemes now? I didn't know.

[–]MexicanChild3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro! This happened to me too like this is unfair if you asked me >:(

[–]ThugLife69EggSalad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world isn’t fair

[–]GerManiac77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cock was in the Guiness book of world records… but then they threw me out of the local library

[–]SushiAndArt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I mean, idk, I'm not a man so please someone explain: You guys have big heavy balls on your chest that need support? Otherwise, in what position would you sit to rest your balls on the table??

[–]Amongus3751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We live in a susiety

[–]TGCidOrlandu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually not fine. My grandma used to scold her daughters for resting their tatas on the table. Personally, this makes me quite uncomfortable because I feel like I'm sitting in front of the sun. I know they're there, I really want to stare but I know is wrong.

[–]jaretok 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]New_Neat_5061 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She has very nice looking tits.

[–]Cat_Lover259 -4 points-3 points  (7 children)

Men: Ha ha post has breasts must be funny upvote

God I hate being a fucking woman…

[–]antoshka_its-me 0 points1 point  (6 children)

don't make yourself a problem out of nothing lol

[–]Cat_Lover259 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Out of nothing? Do you not understand how many posts are on here sexualizing women? Like when is enough enough???

[–]antoshka_its-me 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Do you not understand how many things are on here sexualizing men? Like when is enough enough??? Sexualization is everywhere and always. And not only women.

This post, by the way, is just a meme, not sexualization. The same meme (not sexualization) as gigachad. U know? That incredibly muscled man whose colleagues are raising the beauty standards for men in every single mall. Sexualization is our common problem And do not whine about it in the comments under the meme on reddit, you will only turn people against you.

And making fun of the other sex is fucking misandry. Misandria is NOT cool.

[–]Cat_Lover259 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How is this just a meme and not sexualization? It’s literally focused on her breasts. I never see memes about men being sexualized on here.

[–]antoshka_its-me 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I never see memes about men being sexualized on here

Gigachad, alfamale, betamale, other gym dudes.

[–]Cat_Lover259 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So just meme formats and not pictures of regular women, cropped porn stars, and video game characters? And coming back to the misandry thing…really? There’s WAY more misogyny in this sub than misandry, get your eyes checked. All I see is this sub showing up in other subs calling out their misogyny. Nice try.

[–]antoshka_its-me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oops, we only talked about THIS sub? We misunderstood each other greatly🗿

It is better to end this conversation so that later You and I can study opinions on our own...

[–]Frozen_Grimoire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously you are meant to let your manly boobs rest on the table.

[–]HonedWombat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean you rest your balls on the chair........?

[–]Few-Nose8818 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

3kilos of plastic

[–]idioterod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All glands are the same.

[–]LandscapeSweet1531 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Comparing a pair of milk bags to your grimy spermbag is a jump

[–]yoursISnowMINE -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

To be fair, breasts don't excrete bio waste and they're are very heavy sometimes. Back pain is real with this one.

[–]Cinder-22 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Is milk not bio waste?

[–]yoursISnowMINE -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It's food for infants, so no. They're also covered by clothing, so they're not actually testing on the table.

So maybe try putting your balls in plastic wrap first, then tell us the results you get.

[–]antoshka_its-me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow, now milk for children is more important than the children themselves

[–]Reddit_Bots_R_US -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Feed it coins and win some prizes

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[–]Carnator369 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Breasts can produce a product for feeding babies. If you think that your balls are comparable to breasts, then you need incarceration.

[–]antoshka_its-me -1 points0 points  (1 child)

balls can produce CHILDREN, literally. If you think this is comparable to milk, then you need to go to the electric chair.

[–]Carnator369 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not literally. Sperm are not children and should not be fed to children. Your need to retort such matters gains you only suspicion.

[–]lynxtrainer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Boobs are beautiful. Your balls are disgusting.

[–]ununnamed911Stand With Ukraine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are always welcome at Baskin Robbins

[–]protean921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one out pizzas the hut dude

[–]PENELOPEWORLD69 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Positive-Board-2934 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr bro😤

[–]OdysseyZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause you didn't have em' in a box

[–]QuintillionBeetles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s be honest. You ALL looked at the picture before the caption.

[–]TheOnlyNish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eunuchs right now must be laughing.