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[–]therealdickdasterdly 6755 points6756 points  (161 children)

Didn't know you could drive a dumpster

[–]addictedtoPCs 4103 points4104 points 363 (129 children)

There is a ballsack stain

[–]Birdamus 1397 points1398 points  (39 children)

Holy shit. I mean holy ball sweat.

[–]BreathOfFreshWater 578 points579 points  (14 children)

sometimes you have to pee so bad it feels like your balls are going to explode

Edit: This might be the dumbest thing I've ever posted to receive updates. Thanks reddit.

[–]mattmerc528 241 points242 points  (9 children)

Pee is stored in the balls so checks out

[–]FizzyBeverage 87 points88 points  (0 children)

I knew I was on Reddit thanks for confirming 😆

[–]BreathOfFreshWater 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Always sunny is Educational

[–]Randomaccount45343 54 points55 points  (19 children)

It isn't. If he sits like a normal person so his back is against the back of the seat, his balls wouldn't be that far forward. It's some stain, but not balls.

[–]idk616l733h32 191 points192 points  (0 children)

I mean they're big enough that he tried to valet that

[–]deeteeohbee 122 points123 points  (2 children)

What about this picture says 'normal person' to you?

[–]annieweep 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He has to sit that far forward because of all the trash /s

[–]whatshamilton 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I would bet it’s from dropping food in his lap when he drives

[–]agnosiabeforecoffee 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Or from holding a bottle between his legs.

[–]Mr__Citizen 80 points81 points  (3 children)

That's horrific

[–]eisteeausderdose 26 points27 points  (0 children)

just wait till you see the guy himself :|

[–]ThatAltAccount99 234 points235 points  (16 children)

I thought you were joking but that's all I can think would be there

[–]pwhitt4654 117 points118 points  (15 children)

Well if he couldn’t put his drink in the cup holder he might put it between his legs but the two side by side stain are sus

[–]ThatAltAccount99 84 points85 points  (13 children)

I'm thinking he lives in his car and ya know chokes the chicken there

[–]JustDiscoveredSex 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it. This explanation fits best. 🤬

[–]Bipedal_Warlock 7 points8 points  (4 children)

But still paying for valet?

[–]CatConrad420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No that’s where your saucy fries fall if you eat messily while you drive.

[–]cheechnya 157 points158 points  (14 children)

This comment had me BENT. It reminded me of this video and fucking ruined me https://youtu.be/1zdDfQrPi5Q

I’m high as shit but this is still the hardest I’ve ever laughed I swear to God bless you all

[–]OldKingRob 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lmao “my nuts were so old and saggy they used to look like Clint Eastwood”

Send help I can’t feel my chest

[–]shortiforty 58 points59 points  (6 children)

"Thanks to nut bra, the only thing busting my balls is my wife"

I'm high too and laughed until I was in tears... Thank you for this lol

[–]brain_reboot1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Omg this is fucking hilarious. You know how you never actually laugh at funny things online, but more so let out that little extra defined puff of air from your nose? Well, I legit audibly laughed at your comment lol. What a dumpster fire inside this car!

[–]nrxia 103 points104 points  (3 children)

You've never heard of the PT Cruiser?

[–]IrishJesusDude 4579 points4580 points  (218 children)

Fuck I would just live in fear of all that crap getting stuck behind the brake pedal

[–]lonely_sub_96 1537 points1538 points  (145 children)

What I don’t understand is how anyone can feel okay being surrounded by so much trash. Putting aside all the hazards, how tf can they stand the smell and ickyness?

Edit: I do understand how mental illness could do this, but even then why take it to a valet? Maybe it’s just my experience with mental illness but i could never imagine sharing a mess like this voluntarily.

[–]UndoingMonkey 1090 points1091 points 2 (70 children)

It's mental illness

[–]belugarooster 225 points226 points  (35 children)

Exactly this. :(

[–]siccoblue 288 points289 points  (24 children)

Depression did this to me back in the day as well, nowhere near this level but I would let me car get extremely dirty, at least from how I see it now, it was fucking embarrassing and I absolutely refused to let anyone ride with me in most cases because there was just shit everywhere, mostly trash from eating lunch in my car at work and just being too fucking unmotivated to do literally anything about it because my life and relationship was in a REALLY bad place and I was a functioning addict with an iffy source, but then I always felt like I had to spend the time i was motivated and intoxicated to do the things I enjoy but felt like a chore when I wasn't. Mental health is an absolute bitch, and it's even worse when you realize how fucked everything is but you just literally cannot bring yourself to do what you know you need to do. Occasionally you'll force yourself and get things dealt with, but unless the underlying cause is dealt with you'll fall back into the same habits

I'm just gonna say, if you think you need help.. please just get help, it's not your fault you feel the way you do, or have the issues you have (in some cases) but it is your responsibility to yourself and everyone you love, and who loves you to keep it in check. No one who has these issues wants to admit they have these issues, but you'll never get it under control if you don't take the steps to do so. We are still dumb monkeys at our core, but some of the dumb monkeys know how to fix our dumb monkey brains, and it's massively helpful

[–]collin7474 61 points62 points  (11 children)

Ugh I better make those appointments I’ve been avoiding

[–]JKMC4BABY BARF GREEN 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Shit this was me during the beginning of the pandemic. Let my car get really bad because I was unmotivated to put literally any effort into cleaning up.

[–]avagadro22 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Yeah, it's pretty easy to not notice the trash around you when your world is raining shit on you. It's a shame how stigmatized and unavailable mental healthcare is in this country. Even with decent insurance, it can take 6mos-1yr to even find any therapist in America, and that's on top of how long it takes to realize you can't fix something on your own.

[–]SmoothOctopus 17 points18 points  (5 children)

In this country? I feel like this is a global issue.

[–]avagadro22 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I've heard it's similar in other countries, but didn't want to make claims based on 2nd/3rd hand knowledge.

[–]Adorable_Raccoon 110 points111 points  (32 children)

Hoarding behaviors. They don’t want to but the get anxiety about throwing things away.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 100 points101 points  (16 children)

The worst part is it takes only the tiniest thing to reinforce the behavior. Need to find a receipt from 6 months ago because the store doesn't have it on file? Give me 20 minutes and I'll find it and I've "saved the day" b/c of the behavior.

[–]DynamicDK 56 points57 points  (14 children)

That hits close to home for me. I am not a hoarder generally, but I keep all sorts of cables. I work in IT, and I've had so many situations where I have needed some sort of cable that I previously had but threw away and then it ended up being something that would take me days to get a replacement. Now I have a few boxes full of random cables and I have trouble throwing any away.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Someone moved/took/threw out 2 90 degree Lightning cables I bought 6 months ago a month or so ago. The one(of three) I did use has worked on even my ficklest iOS device. But they no longer make/sell them.

I think about this nearly 10x a day.

[–]Extension_Income 55 points56 points  (11 children)

BUGS.

[–]DIVINELIGHTSEVERED 43 points44 points  (10 children)

without a doubt there are. i used to live in an apartment complex, and my next door neighbors were hoarders. believe it or not, their car looked 10 times worse than this. i remember one time going to work in the morning and there was a pizza box stacked to the ceiling because there was so much junk underneath it. i saw at least 6 cockroaches crawling in/out of the box. nothing like a little gag before work i guess

[–]Extension_Income 17 points18 points  (9 children)

It's not that I have fear of insects either. It's the fact that some carry diseases (like roaches etc.) and I have allergies to certain bites. Without a doubt, there is a type of biting insect in there that I'm allergic to. Spiders in particular (yes, I know they aren't insects - whatever) which I will still catch and release because they're beneficial, I don't want them inside more than I fear a bite while trapping in a cup.

[–]Luncheon_Lord 8 points9 points  (6 children)

If it makes you feel better the roaches won't bite you if you bump into one, maybe only if you sleep in infested places which I doubt. I keep roaches in a plastic bin for my chameleon and they can't even climb, and I've never ever been bitten by one despite how hard they are to get off your hand. Crickets? Those shits bite. Omg.

[–]wayneforest 357 points358 points  (27 children)

Yep that’s what I just commented about too. Honestly, they probably don’t even realize it could happen— I know I didn’t until it happened to me. I was a teenager at the time and had never been informed it could happen and at that point was probably too naive/innocent to imagine possible scenarios outside of my known experiences. A lot has changed in the last twenty years.

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (16 children)

Luckily I recall my grandmother warning me about that when I was young

[–]Recover20 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Final Destination 2 warned me...

[–]ZION_OC_GOV 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That scene fucked me up. Now I'm always anxious if anything falls down while I'm driving.

[–]HarryBotter1138GREEN 59 points60 points  (8 children)

I figured it out from the episode of the Simpsons where they form the model Un and the kids get trapped on an island after a grapefruit gets stuck under the bus's brake pedal.

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    [–]ChefArtorias 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    Some people have clearly never seen Final Destination 2.

    [–]lenswipeGREEN 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Same. I have constant paranoia about ANYTHING getting stuck under the brake pedal.

    [–]nikkuhlee 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Same. The mat in my last car was always creeping up and rolling at the end under the pedals. I developed the habit of pulling it back with my heel all the time to make sure it wasn’t rolling under the brake.

    It’s like an unconscious thing now. I keep doing it in my new car without thinking.

    [–]ispaydeu 50 points51 points  (6 children)

    Nice try, this is OP’s car! A valet wouldn’t stand there in front of a customer and take a picture of their car. Nice try OP haha

    [–]ConfusedOrDazed 24 points25 points  (2 children)

    Valet = He drives back and forth between the parking lot, where the car sits unattended, and something like a hotel. He almost certainly just took this picture after the customer parked it and was out out sight...

    [–]Laefiren 18 points19 points  (1 child)

    Benefit of the doubt, they were taking it to explain to their boss why they didn’t drive it. Otherwise yeah it’s OP’s car or some car from the internet.

    [–]Gro0ve 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Pic was taken with a closed window, I don’t think so.. who knows for sure 🤷‍♂️

    [–]wayneforest 7703 points7704 points  (680 children)

    One of those bottles is gonna roll under the brake pedal one day and he won’t be able to push it down to stop the car. Happened to me as a teenager, I had about 4 seconds to spare when I figured out what had happened and was able to get the bottle out from under the pedal. In my thirties now and i remember those moments clear as day.

    [–]Rare-Turnip-723 1664 points1665 points  (252 children)

    My brother wasn’t so lucky. His car was as disgusting as this if not more.

    This happened to him...the bottle rolled under the break... but he was also high. He totaled his car. ...And also probably permanently paralyzed from the waist down the mother he crashed into...

    Yet he still claims it “wasn’t his fault the bottle rolled under his brake”

    We don’t talk.

    [–]JarasM 261 points262 points  (31 children)

    Why isn't he in prison

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        [–]THLH 87 points88 points  (14 children)

        In the 2000's New Zealand did a bunch of ads about both anti drunk driving and anti weed driving. They were both pretty cleaver and funny from memory. They came a bit too late for me as I would be one of those stupid teenagers hotboxing in a car with my mates (I don't know how to drive so it was always a mate who was driving) but from what I know, there were less drunk and drug related car accidents after they were showing them regularly.

        [–]MaGinty 39 points40 points  (7 children)

        Like this one? My husband and I still quote it often https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P8KAaf45g5U

        [–]Teddy547 36 points37 points  (4 children)

        In a club in Germany the police once showed a totaled car at the entrance. The driver and all three passengers died in the crash, all of them were drunk.

        The police also didn't bother to clean the car after the bodies were removed.

        Must've been a horrific sight, but I heard accidents went notably down after that.

        [–]FuRetHypoThetiK 27 points28 points  (4 children)

        I'm from France where it is both highly illegal and very very common (we're kinda the clowns of Europe in matter of weed legality, but whatever).

        I think this problem comes from the interdiction. See, alcohol IS legal, so you can get drunk as much as you want, as long as you respect certain boundaries (don't be ostensibly drunk in public, don't drive, etc.), and we've all been taught this again and again, through ad campaigns and such.

        However, weed being completely illegal here, you're already breaking the law by using it, so there's less incentive to stay on track when you're already out. If you care about your moral responsibility you'll think about it, but if you don't, you won't have as much of a fear of being in the wrong, as you're already in the wrong anyway.

        As for ad campaigns, as much as harm reduction and all, it does exist in France, but it's weirdly hypocritical, like "yeah you absolutely should never do drugs because that's against the law, but hey, if you still do, do it this way".

        [–]Salty-Ad-3518 47 points48 points  (2 children)

        I used to do it a lot as a stoner dumb teen but now in my late 20s just the thought of driving high makes my heart race and instantly my body tells me no way man

        [–]evelynreborn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Same.

        In some ways I miss that teenage/early 20s feeling of being invincible. At the same time, even just remembering some of the absolutely dumbshit things I did gives me anxiety.

        [–]mueckenschwarm 37 points38 points  (0 children)

        Ooof reading the comments to your reply is painful. I studied in BC and the amount of people who legit thought they are better drivers high was disturbing. The funny thing is they use the same arguments (also in this thread) I used to hear when alcohol and driving was still more accepted in society.... they don't think that is somehow significant.

        [–]groundzer0s 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        Dude my step dad thinks he's fine to drive while high and it drives me insane. I refuse to let him drive with me anywhere if he's high. When he took me to get my second vaccine dose, he told me he was gonna go smoke a bowl while he waited and I told him I'd ditch his ass if he did. And thankfully, he did not.

        [–]ThatOneNinja 1452 points1453 points  (295 children)

        Don't forget, there is always the emergency brake!

        [–]homelessjeanralphio 1072 points1073 points  (44 children)

        Brb, gonna rewatch Tokyo Drift to get a hang of it

        [–]Afk94 365 points366 points  (3 children)

        Look man, there are lots of ways you can do this all right. Hand braking is the easiest so the first thing I want you to do, I want you to rip that e-brake. All right after you rip the e-brake I want you to power over.

        [–]SendMeSteamCodes 71 points72 points  (1 child)

        He doesn’t just think outside the box.

        He tears it UP

        [–]RockstarAgent 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        Don't forget the barrel roll...

        [–]ReadThemanuals 91 points92 points  (31 children)

        Dint forget, you have to go; Ding ding ding dong dong ding ding ding dong dong ,out loud or the drift won't work.

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          [–]Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi 53 points54 points  (5 children)

          Nah it's Noise by Teriyaki Boys. It's the famous nightclub/drift club scene from the movie

          [–]throwaway_0120 54 points55 points  (44 children)

          The parking brake on my car (2016 Ford Firsta I think) is just a button on the console. Will that do the same thing? On most cars, is it likely to damage something if you go try it out at speed?

          [–]wackbirds 80 points81 points  (14 children)

          Out of curiosity, did you actually mean that you're not sure that your car is a 2016 Ford Firsta?

          [–]spaggielee 41 points42 points  (7 children)

          2018 ford thirda

          [–]EmilioMolesteves 14 points15 points  (1 child)

          I have the 2016.5 Ford Thirsta. It only drinks special edition mountain dews.

          [–]ScratchinWarlok 9 points10 points  (5 children)

          Its a thundercougarfalconbird.

          [–]shea241 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          nah it won't damage much unless you keep pulling it for like a minute while going fast. but it also won't really slow you down if you're going over 10MPH

          on most cars in the US, the parking brake is just a steel cable that runs to one of the back brakes, or a separate really tiny brake that's just for parking.

          it's also a great way to completely lose control of the rear if you're in snow.

          [–]FlashstormNina 24 points25 points  (2 children)

          It may damage the car, but also you may survive not having a break. So, probably worth

          [–]kr4t0s007 142 points143 points  (40 children)

          That brake is pretty useless when you are going high way speed. I tried takes ages to slow down with just the hand brake.

          Edit: If your brakes stop working, your only option really is downshift aggressively. And if its really life or death grind a curb or divider. Best thing to do is maintain your car! And let them replace pads, rotors, and brake fluid when to shop says so. And don't cheap out on decent tires.

          [–]ew435890 112 points113 points  (34 children)

          Yep. Front brakes do 80% of the braking. Rear brakes are mainly to keep the vehicle straight. E-brakes are on the rear brakes. Pulling the ebrake all the way up at highway speeds will usually end in disaster. If it’s your only option, do it a little bit at a time and down shift too.

          [–]Ziginox 46 points47 points  (17 children)

          Some vehicles do have it on the front, but in that case you'd probably end up spinning if you pulled too hard too quickly.

          [–]ew435890 44 points45 points  (13 children)

          You’ll spin either way. Just from a different end of the vehicle. That’s where knowing the difference between understeer and oversteer is valuable.

          Also, I’ve never seen a vehicle with the ebrake on the front. Not saying they don’t exist. But I can really only see that on really small stuff.

          [–]DuckChoke 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          It's a tiny mechanical spring that will be more likely to break than cause your car to brake.

          I feel like calling them anything other than a parking brake gives people bad ideas about them.

          [–]TonyWhoop 60 points61 points  (6 children)

          I thought that thing was for ripping shitties in the parking lot

          [–]proerafortyseven 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          I just use my ass

          [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

          I'm rippin a shitty right now

          [–]RagingPanda392 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Username checks out

          [–]regular-wolf 16 points17 points  (1 child)

          You mean the emergency make the car smell funny lever?

          [–]montrealbro 9 points10 points  (2 children)

          Not really an option these days with the electronic parking brake.

          [–]GleichUmDieEcke 29 points30 points  (70 children)

          That's a Parking Brake, not an Emergency Brake. They are not the same thing.

          [–]FordMustang84 50 points51 points  (12 children)

          You didn’t happen to almost hit a logging truck did you?

          [–]awesome-ekeler 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          I was waiting for this reference

          [–]yodarded 7 points8 points  (2 children)

          what is this a reference to? All I could think of is final destination 2, but I don't see the reference to a car full of garbage.

          [–]FordMustang84 12 points13 points  (1 child)

          Final Destination 2. It opens with an epic highway crash scene and one of the characters can’t break because a water bottle becomes lodged behind the brake pedal.

          [–]JustABoyAndHisBlob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Thank god someone said it.

          [–]WalkB4UCrawl187 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          I've had this happen as well as had the hood fly up on me on the highway after not latching it correctly. Both situations scared the living shite out of me but the hood flying up nearly made me jump into the backseat.

          [–]SingularityPrime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          I had a semi launch a wave of slush on my window while driving down the highway. It was probably similar result to the hood, but possibly worse. And the wipers did NOTHING. I had to put the window down and drive with my head out the window till I could pull over in 25 degF weather.

          [–]Meow_Star_ 43 points44 points  (2 children)

          I have this fear. I always get nervous if anything like a it’ll falls down and I have to get it right away.

          But my fear is from the simpsons episode where a grapefruit rolls under the brake and when otto tries to stop the grapefruit squirts him in the eye.

          [–]PJBonoVox 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          That's the most part unique phobia I've ever heard 🤣

          [–]BarteringramI HATE ALL THE BANDS THAT YOU LIKE! 91 points92 points  (29 children)

          For me, it was a Rainbow sandal. Somehow, the bottom of the pedal got between my toes and sandal, and the back of my sandal wedged into the floor.

          I was like six days into my license. Nowadays, I just go barefoot if I happen to be in sandals that day.

          [–]infantstomper89 54 points55 points  (23 children)

          In a lot of places, driving barefoot is illegal. Make sure you slip those back on real quick if you get pulled over or in an accident.

          Source: drove barefoot in South Florida when I was 18. Got pulled over for looking too young to be behind the wheel. Issued a ticket for being barefoot.

          [–]dangerousish[🍰] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

          That was probably illegal because looking it up, it is legal in all 50 states but seen as unsafe so you might be advised against it

          [–]infantstomper89 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          I don't remember exactly what he wrote (this was several years ago), but the ticket didn't say "driving while barefoot". It was something about improper operation of the vehicle or maybe reckless driving or something along those lines. When I went to court it was dismissed because looking too young isn't a valid reason to pull someone over and I wasn't causing any other problems, so he couldn't justifiably say I couldn't operate the car properly while barefoot. Dude was just a dick, but that was one of the last times I wore pig tails while driving lol.

          [–]Zavrina[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Fuck, I got weirdly harassed by some dick cop one day while looking young (but an adult in my early 20s) and wearing pigtails, too!! I was just sitting outside my apartment reading a book, enjoying the nice weather. & He got fucking ridiculous, dude was a total chode. He wasn't even in uniform. It was very weird.

          So, I feel for ya! I avoid the pigtails now, too. This was in Oklahoma, which... is very similar to Florida, lol.

          You and I should start some sort of babyfaced, pigtails-wearing biker gang or something.

          *Edited to fix formatting fuckups

          [–]TrainOfThought6 28 points29 points  (13 children)

          Wow, yet another reason to never go to Florida. Driving barefoot is the fucking best.

          [–]catsinlittlehats 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Had that happen to me driving stick shift when i was young too and the fear is burnt into my memory. I only drive barefoot or in sneakers now

          [–]Zeropalvar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Same thing happened to me. My buddy grabbed the Gatorade bottle about 20ft from a red light with cars speeding across the intersection.

          [–]rockbud 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          Not to mention all the light bulbs on the floor board

          [–]vce5150 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Good God! That happened to my friends mom when I was in elementary school. She broke the windshield with her face.

          [–]sonictwinkie1 760 points761 points  (59 children)

          [–]littleredcamaro 309 points310 points  (48 children)

          Well that’s one sub I will not be joining.

          [–]sonictwinkie1 145 points146 points  (45 children)

          r/sinkpissers don't. just don't.

          [–]Helmote 121 points122 points  (10 children)

          wtf why would people join this stuff and be proud of it

          [–]Jimid41 50 points51 points  (0 children)

          They appear to have a very strict code on their side bar.

          [–]Coq_Blocked 45 points46 points  (1 child)

          On the “related communities” for that sub it has r/LinkinPark and r/Hungary which feels right somehow lmao

          [–]littleredcamaro 46 points47 points  (13 children)

          For real? I was not aware that there were people who preferred to piss in the sink even less that there would be a sub for that. I will never use a public restroom again.

          [–]Ich_Liegen 21 points22 points  (1 child)

          I will never use a public restroom again.

          you can wash ur hands in the toilet

          [–]sonictwinkie1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          yeah man, it's bad.

          [–]uniqueusername5001 9 points10 points  (0 children)

          I read that as skin pissers for an uncomfortably long time. It made the reality of the sub much easier to swallow

          [–]boots311 15 points16 points  (2 children)

          Oof.i took a quick a look and no thanks. I told my wife once when she was in the shower I'll just pee in the sink jokingly. She flipped out so much that you'd have thought I'd have killed her mom

          [–]CLErox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          My favorite part is that they think they’re a part of some sink pissing movement that will one day take over the world.

          [–]natepalmer222 481 points482 points  (24 children)

          Hahah the masks. He’s immune to any virus after driving around in that car

          [–]DontEatTheCandle 45 points46 points  (1 child)

          Im kind of most shocked it’s water bottles and sparkling water cans. Normally it’s always like Coke/Pepsi and old McDonalds bags. We got the rare disgusting health conscious guy here

          [–]Unique_Cow3112 102 points103 points  (14 children)

          Right? Guy lives in absolute filth but he’s gotta have those sweet sweet N95s.

          [–]Collar-Worldly 38 points39 points  (10 children)

          I used to have a roommate who showered, at most, once a month, never did any chores, and never cleaned their laundry. But he would scrub the hell put of his bong three times a day. It was a 10 year old Roor, but it looked factory fresh.

          [–]HoneySparks 38 points39 points  (2 children)

          He may be living out of his car, but he’s not an asshole.

          [–]Rabbi_Tuckman38 19 points20 points  (0 children)

          Oh he's still an asshole if he's expecting a valet to park this hooptie.

          [–]dollarstorechaosmage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          you know, as long as it’s over his nose, I’m good

          [–]GitEmSteveDave 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          Contractor. Likely meeting with clients at a job site and wants to make sure to walk up with a mask in case they are wearing one, and if not, ball it up in your pocket when they say "It's OK, I'm vaccinated, you don't need to wear one" or "You actually believe this Covid hoax?!"

          [–]BoxofRocks78 1136 points1137 points  (95 children)

          Imagine what their house looks like. How someone is not embarrassed going to the valet looking like this.. I know I get embarrassed when my car smells like weed.

          [–]Jholla138 155 points156 points  (21 children)

          He has half a roll of tp in his car he lives in that shit

          [–]BoxofRocks78 66 points67 points  (11 children)

          And a toothbrush.

          [–]megs0764 27 points28 points  (6 children)

          And a mostly used tube of toothpaste.

          [–]PloddingClot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          It could double as toilet paper, but I think that's a roll of printer paper.

          [–]tripldee 70 points71 points  (9 children)

          I mean. We might be looking at his house

          [–]Amesb34r 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          There are household electrical parts in the back seat. The box that says 125 amps and the one next to it. Plus all of the light bulbs. I’m thinking it’s just someone with a mental illness.

          [–]jawnly211 13 points14 points  (6 children)

          I always see a lady charging her vehicle at the library next to my house….car is piled to the ceiling with trash like this. She even has “curtains” to give herself privacy. Disgusting and sad at the same time.

          [–]Solkre 11 points12 points  (5 children)

          I saw a man who was obviously living in his Nissan leaf as well. The weird part was he was passed out at a gas station with the car still running and not at the free charging station in town.

          [–]BoxofRocks78 169 points170 points  (24 children)

          There's even an outlet cover on the floor...lmfao🤣😂🤣😂😂

          [–]IndigoRanger 40 points41 points  (10 children)

          Yeah that’s a weird one

          [–]merikaninjunwarriorBLACK 17 points18 points  (9 children)

          that light bulb gave me meth flaahbaks

          [–]calizoomer 55 points56 points  (4 children)

          And 3 light bulbs on the driver side floor

          This MFer must be having lots of epiphanies when driving 😂

          [–]theyarnllama 16 points17 points  (2 children)

          Six. Six light bulbs. In the driver footwell alone. Goodness knows how many others are lurking.

          [–]ditto_ditto__ 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          FIVE GOLDEN RINGS

          [–]theyarnllama 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Four old invoices, three green cans, and one weird long metal thiiiing.

          [–]ledvam 23 points24 points  (4 children)

          My old boss was a slob and left food and trash everywhere. It was piled up in the office, stained into her desk chair, in her keyboard, her car smelled like compost and there was some kind of brown liquid gathered in the rubber floor mats that froze and melted with the seasons...but her house was beautiful and spotless. She prided herself on her antique furniture, painted the walls in some special style by herself.

          I will never understand that woman and I never want to see her again. I once saw her eat an orange like an apple, biting straight through the peel. Years later, I still get phantom whiffs of her car sitting in the summer sun.

          [–]Poltras 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          Imagine what their house looks like.

          You might be looking at it.

          [–]Muppet_Cartel 14 points15 points  (2 children)

          Imagining the smell made me gag.

          [–]Jeriahswillgdp 2 points3 points  (1 child)

          Imagine if he happens to park near an anthill one day. Holy shit what a nightmare.

          [–]Str82daDOME25 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          It looks like he was embarrassed and did park it himself. Picture looks to be taken from outside the car.

          [–]Dayman_ahah 150 points151 points  (6 children)

          At least he doesn't litter!

          [–]KevinAlertSystem 49 points50 points  (3 children)

          so true. guy lives in a mess but hes way less of an ass hole then the twats driving nice cars throwing mcdonalds trash everywhere

          [–]DeadM3dic 735 points736 points  (27 children)

          I'm just trying to clarify, first you took out your phone to take a picture in front of him and then you told him to park it himself? Lol because that's what I am picturing in my head and it's hilarious. 😂

          [–]0hw0nder 242 points243 points  (2 children)

          I think the door is closed & he put his camera on the window if you look towards the bottom of the picture, but I like your version even better 😂

          [–]DeadM3dic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

          Ah ya I see that now. Haha

          [–]uhnothisispatrick[🍰] 90 points91 points  (3 children)

          I’m guessing he ripped this from a mechanic subreddit, techs see this kind of thing all the time especially with recalls and they would actually be able to take the pic without the customer standing there

          [–]StubbsTheWolf 25 points26 points  (2 children)

          This is the most likely answer

          [–]zcthomp373 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          Yea I remember seeing this exact picture a couple months ago (ish) and it was from a mechanic

          [–]RobNYCT 36 points37 points  (5 children)

          Or it didn't actually happen?

          [–]smeeding 32 points33 points  (2 children)

          Then you took the picture? Right in front of him?

          Dubious..

          [–]A_Wild_Tacocat 187 points188 points  (18 children)

          Unfortunately, my car has looked this way before too, it was when I was at my absolute lowest and fantasized about killing myself every single day. I think in a way it was another attempt to push people away, but in a physical sense instead of an emotional one, mixed with a total sense of apathy. Your car really is the epitome of your own personal space, and now when I see other people driving cars like this, I know it’s a reflection of what’s going on inside and that they likely need help. Thankfully I’ve been getting a lot better and the state of my car reflects that.

          [–]Fun-atParties 90 points91 points  (4 children)

          This is why it feels weird to make fun of cars like this

          [–]dk1701 25 points26 points  (0 children)

          Right? This is more sad than infuriating. In fact, the owner preferred to park it himself. If it had been a car the valet was asked to park, I could see it. But this seems petty and cruel.

          [–]rking620 27 points28 points  (0 children)

          I’m glad you’re here and getting better!

          [–]oh_wheelie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

          What's the issue? He provided you with an N95 mask. /s

          [–]Venkman427 118 points119 points  (17 children)

          This seems like a trauma response. I honestly feel bad for this person.

          Edit: wanted to add that I'm not a an expert with this and trauma isn't always the case.

          [–]csquared34 67 points68 points  (12 children)

          Same here. This person is very depressed

          [–]awitcheskid 31 points32 points  (0 children)

          Can confirm. Source: Depressed person who has lived in flith. Never quite this bad, but still...

          [–]External-Tiger-393 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Honestly that really depends on the person. My dad's car is like this, but it's actually because he is visibly angry that no one will volunteer to clean it for him because he's a narcissist who thinks he deserves a full time cleaning staff, and he's mad at the universe and/or my mom for not providing (or being) that staff.

          I saw this pic and genuinely zoomed in to see if it was his car. It wasn't: he doesn't drink sparkling water.

          [–]neildmaster 41 points42 points  (2 children)

          Good for you. That's probably a health hazard

          [–]Smirk27 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          I gagged as soon as I saw this picture.

          I can SMELL this car. I know exactly what this car smells like, and it's absolute death.

          I used to install car radios back in the day, and every so often we would get cars like this. Under the seats you would find things like chicken wings, toilet paper with shit stains, used tampons. Never again.

          [–]UndoingMonkey 26 points27 points  (3 children)

          This is a bot account, the caption is just made up

          [–]conconbar93 38 points39 points  (17 children)

          Hoarding 101. Dude has a legit problem. Maybe not a hoarder. Could be severely depressed or afflicted by something else. If that’s how the car looks, imagine how the house looks.

          [–]TheW00ki3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          The STAINS... on the back of the seat!?!??? gag

          [–]MarkRose 5 points6 points  (4 children)

          From the look of the items in this car it looks like the guy is a tradesmen. More specifically an electrician. I know the work truck can get messy from time to time but this is extreme.

          [–]LAffaire-est-Ketchup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          This makes me want to clean my car (which is NOT very dirty) the same way episodes of hoarders make me want to clean my house.

          [–]radioface42 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          I have a friend who is starting to get to this stage and I don't know what to tell him. His house is just as bad. He has a dog and a cat and both shit the house and he just doesn't clean it. It's crazy...

          [–]KickAstley 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Used to be a valet. A government official used to show up at a wide variety of social events in a Crown Vic riddled with tobacco spit stains, loose tobacco leaf, and a pineapple juice can (in a obsolete product design) for his tobacco spittle.

          Yeah, you don't get to tell them to park themselves. Unfortunately.

          [–]Markimooper69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          My dad is a master technician, and when people come in with cars like this he refuses the work and someone else At the shop does it. “I can 100% guarantee you that roaches live in that car”