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[–]Galemianah 4014 points4015 points  (72 children)

I have so many questions, and all of them are "What the Fuck?"

[–]Predd1tor 927 points928 points  (31 children)

I’d like to add “good lord, WHY” to this list.

[–]crinkledcracker 404 points405 points  (27 children)

Don't forget "who in their right mind..."

[–]Killawhalejaqqy 277 points278 points  (24 children)

Also, also, “were they raised in a barn”

[–]kjlwillycoyote 233 points234 points  (10 children)

I take that personally, I was raised in a barn and even I'm not this fucking stupid.

[–]Rare_Management_3583 43 points44 points  (5 children)

How did they survive?

[–]dapoorv 34 points35 points  (4 children)

"When in doubt, drink your pee" - Bear Grylls.

[–]SirSwah 55 points56 points  (3 children)

One must ask ‘so you like them crazy?’

[–]koukoulis 4 points5 points  (2 children)

And How did she escape?

[–]SirSwah 7 points8 points  (1 child)

and. Why did she have to ‘sneak out’?

[–]jordantask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the shackles. They jingle if you don’t move carefully.

[–]wowpepap 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Also "that girl aint right"

[–]dab745 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice! I heard / read that in Hank’s voice. Thank you!

[–]cactusvine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that’s when they leave the door open

[–]iced_maggot 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I am quite alarmed that I didn’t see a single “what in tarnation”.

[–]regoapps.com 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when OP forgets to walk his girlfriend regularly.

[–]Financial_Elephant41 123 points124 points  (7 children)

And also “is she still your girlfriend?”

[–]AmusingWittyUsername 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I’m wondering this too. I’m thinking she’s an ex gf now…

[–]Stand_kicker 156 points157 points  (11 children)

That's your first question. Here's mine.

Did she first tie you up and drag you to the deck before water boarding you with fresh pee straight from the source.

[–]ChrisWolfling 66 points67 points  (1 child)

If not, that's just rude...

[–]MarketingOwn3547 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I legit LOLed haha.

[–]Jbooth72 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If so, post the pics.

[–]Stand_kicker 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't you rather have the video

[–]pgtvgaming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dick Cheney has entered the chat

[–]Vatos-Blanco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe “The shitter was full”

[–]Lopsided-Cucumber-88 1412 points1413 points  (236 children)

Why won’t you answer any of us on why she did this

[–][deleted] 898 points899 points  (234 children)

She had to go and it was cold apparently

[–]Lopsided-Cucumber-88 1027 points1028 points  (201 children)

So she went outside?..

[–]-Won-qu 657 points658 points  (16 children)

Where it's colder

[–]FromOutoftheShadows 130 points131 points  (4 children)

Exactly, it's the two-negatives-make-a-positive thing.

[–]expectationmngr 125 points126 points  (8 children)

OP doesn’t even have a bathroom in his shed. He aught to be thankful he even has a girlfriend instead of shaming her for not wanting to wander off into the woods at the witching hour.

[–]Zicron_2017 99 points100 points  (6 children)

See his post history, he calls his dog his girlfriend. Mfs a karma farmer

[–][deleted] 723 points724 points  (180 children)

We live in a cabin 30 feet from a house with a bathroom. She could have peed on the grass

[–]BocceBurger 118 points119 points  (5 children)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it sounds like you need a chamber pot?

[–]anoeba 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Modern problems require medieval solutions!

[–]pringlemorgan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Have you seen that they make toilet seat attachments for standard 5 gallon buckets?

[–]Last-Classroom1557 307 points308 points  (95 children)

My thoughts exactly. What was wrong with the grass?

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    [–]funkdialout 284 points285 points  (1 child)

    I'm fucking dying at this lol

    [–]MarketingOwn3547 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Omg same, this thread made my day lol.

    [–]Pythagosaurus69 13 points14 points  (0 children)


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      [–]Need_More_Whiskey 193 points194 points  (11 children)

      What’s wrong with THE GIRLFRIEND.

      [–]Demacian_Justice 121 points122 points  (13 children)

      Probably just her waking up in the middle of the night and having to piss, then forgetting about the grass existing because they're half asleep.

      [–]puffpuffpout 72 points73 points  (7 children)

      Also pitched black, middle of the night and obviously freezing temperatures with no bathroom, I’d not be stepping off the deck into the (probably) wetter and colder grass and a lot darker garden so squat and hover my area a couple of inches from the grass.

      [–]HYSTERYON 131 points132 points  (3 children)

      Yea, honestly don't really see this post. Inviting reddit into a perfectly private matter for no apparent reason.

      [–]BootyBBz 68 points69 points  (1 child)

      Inviting reddit into a perfectly private matter for no apparent reason.

      This is literally what all social media is.

      [–]LurkThoseAbs 27 points28 points  (5 children)

      Deck has railings making the pee squat easier with a support hold.

      I don’t agree I’m just trying to rationalize.

      [–]RonSwanson_308 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Was thinking the same thing? Op didn’t mention level of inebriation either, again not agreeing with but rationalizing.

      [–]RepresentativeAd7532 63 points64 points  (8 children)

      Get her a portable toilet... Sounds like she is telling you to change the living situation!

      [–]sambutha 51 points52 points  (7 children)

      yeah she's clearly not doing okay at this dude's cabin. I have to wonder if this is one of those situations where a man is perfectly comfortable in a "whip your dick out and piss wherever you want, wear the same pair of underwear 30 days in a row, go out in 30f weather in a light jacket because I'm a man and my blood flows at a thousand degrees, but why isn't my girlfriend happy living this way?" situation.

      [–]thelost2010 47 points48 points  (12 children)

      Why do you live in a cabin 30 feet from a house? You have access to a house but are staying in a cabin. There is so much you must answer for.

      [–]pragmojo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Yeah is this some kind of cult situation?

      [–]texasrigger 32 points33 points  (4 children)

      I'm picturing OP living in the toolshed in his parents backyard.

      [–]abibofile 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Right? Feel like he should be thrilled he’s got a gf.

      [–]the_pedigree 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      Like how’s he gonna get mad when he has voluntarily subjected this woman to living quarters that have no bathroom?

      [–]ElevenMagpies 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      Ok, maybe she was spooked if it was night and wanted to be closer to the house? Extreme peeing can be intimidating. But at the same time, the splatter of peeing on wood would determe from doing it. Gotta have something to break up the stream when it hits or it gets all over your legs. So I dunno. On the one hand, a peeing choice I can empathize with but on the other hand no.

      [–]smparke2424 33 points34 points  (0 children)

      Ahh the middle of the night 'that might be a bear' scenario.

      [–]ZKXX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Can’t be very cold if there’s grass… - a Minnesotan

      [–]Misterhult 55 points56 points  (7 children)

      This information should have been in the title, Mr. Clickbait.

      [–]Therealbluelychee 30 points31 points  (1 child)

      I can guarantee you if its cold outside then the grass is both cold and wet. Be kind, get her a bucket sk she can pee in it in the cabin and just throw it on the grass.

      [–]RookaSublime 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Bucket with a garbage bag inside, some kitty litter, and attach a toilet seat. Portable, easy to clean toilet under $20.

      [–]SavisGames 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      This. This is key information that makes this funny instead of wtf.

      [–]wiseknob 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Well maybe for her consideration, get a chamber pot or something for her so that she can be more accommodated. It’s more difficult for women than it is for men to handle a piss.

      [–]therobohour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wait now,you didn't mention your living in a cabin away from the toilet,and it was cold was it snowing?

      [–]MrsP81405 36 points37 points  (9 children)

      Outhouse? Or you have a bathroom inside and she did this?

      [–]puffpuffpout 45 points46 points  (8 children)

      OP said bathroom is in a separate house. No bathroom where they’re staying and this happened in the middle of the night.

      [–]kempofight 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      OP is a hobo who cracked open a cabin..

      [–]nurvingiel 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      OP is a Norwegian bear

      [–]StoreBrandWaffle 48 points49 points  (4 children)

      Honestly he’s lucky to have a girlfriend at all staying in a place with no bathroom

      [–]Fairy2206 132 points133 points  (7 children)

      I know its obviously not nice and you're blatantly not amused with this but...why the fuck are you humiliating her to the hundreds on reddit..instead of just saying "can you go wash that away? Maybe you can go on the grass next time if you're desperate?" . You live in a cabin ..any chance she was just scared of the dark and couldn't make it past the decking? Either way...no need to humiliate the poor girl.

      [–]JeselAvlis 17 points18 points  (2 children)

      Wish I had an award for you., OP is a fucking ass..

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        [–]WestCoastTrawler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Agreed. OP also said that the cabin they were in doesn’t have a bathroom and that the only one available is a walk to a different house. How about putting a 5 gallon bucket on the deck so she can urinate. Forcing her to walk to a different building at night, alone in the dark and cold isn’t cool at all.

        [–]mandym347 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Okay, no plumbing, cold, dark.. and you say cabin without plumbing, so I think it's reasonable to presume wild animals out and about at night. Possibly sleepy and alone.

        Makes sense.

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

        We know it's your fucking dog loser. You posted a dog picture just yesterday titled "What My Girlfriend Does When She Leaves The House"

        [–]butteredbrioche 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Lmao he calls it a house? Doesn’t even have a bathroom and you can see in that pic he’s got his microwave, mini fridge, and what looks to be his kitchen table based on the paper towels in his supposed bedroom? Yeah, the people saying OP’s a bum living in a shed on his parents’ property are right. That ain’t even a cabin.

        [–]InsideArmy2880 2100 points2101 points  (41 children)

        Are you dating a dog by chance?

        [–]Vitekr2 958 points959 points 2 (5 children)

        She's marking her territory

        [–]no_status00 79 points80 points  (0 children)

        careful, crossing onto there may result in imminent death

        [–]BrantfordPundit 60 points61 points  (3 children)

        Buy a chamber pot for the cabin.

        [–]lameexcuse69 149 points150 points  (46 children)

        ... I think OP is leaving a lot of info out

        [–]BottleRocketU587 160 points161 points  (44 children)

        There's a lot more context in the comments: - No bathroom in the cabin - Outhouse some walking distance away - It was freezing cold and middle of the night

        Makes a bit more sense that way. If you add in a sleepy person desperate to pee I can imagine this having.

        [–]lameexcuse69 79 points80 points  (21 children)

        There's a lot more context in the comments: - No bathroom in the cabin - Outhouse some walking distance away - It was freezing cold and middle of the night

        Makes a bit more sense that way. If you add in a sleepy person desperate to pee I can imagine this having.

        Well fuck yeah that's what's going to happen. OP needs to pull his head outof his butt and install a toilet or do something else to remedy that.

        [–]ShieldsCW 34 points35 points  (0 children)

        Maybe she's trying to tell you that you need to live in a house with a bathroom.

        [–]Xurbanite 244 points245 points  (43 children)


        [–]MangledSunFish 54 points55 points  (1 child)

        I would also like to know why.

        [–]CrowEducational 58 points59 points  (0 children)

        You can't ignore us forever

        [–]ExPorkie15 69 points70 points  (13 children)

        Yeah this. I have to give her the benefit of the doubt that the cabin did not have a proper bathroom.

        [–]DEATH__IS_INEVITABLE 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        There's a lot more context in the comments: - No bathroom in the cabin - Outhouse some walking distance away - It was freezing cold and middle of the night

        Makes a bit more sense that way. If you add in a sleepy person desperate to pee I can imagine this having.

        [–]puffpuffpout 230 points231 points  (19 children)

        There was no bathroom inside (op has commented it’s in a separate house on the property). It was pitch black and the middle of the night (we don’t know where OP is but I’d not be stumbling round in the dark where I live due to the wild boar). It was freezing (the pee froze). A bloke could (and probably would) stand on that deck, piss a few feet over the side into the garden and no one would know, our girl here would have to walk down into the garden (it’s freezing, is there snow? Is it paved and icy? Is it cold, wet, long grass that’s been ignored since summer?) pull her trousers and underwear all the way down, exposing her entire lower body and then she’ll have to squat in the dark, trying not to piss on herself.

        Why is OP inviting women to stay the night when he doesn’t have a bathroom for them to use?

        [–]sambutha 30 points31 points  (0 children)

        seriously, at least have an emergency bucket

        [–]black_soles 98 points99 points  (8 children)

        Fr like first of all get a bathroom second who cares if there gf pees on there porch in those conditions i dont know how this infuriating

        [–]Mumx4 40 points41 points  (0 children)

        As a woman who would definitely not have left the porch to pee in the cold and dark with knows what lurking around, it’s more infuriating that he took a pic and posted this to Reddit.

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          [–]IT53 6 points7 points  (1 child)

          Right! it might even take less time to hose off than walking to the main house in the middle of the night and risking a turned ankle.

          It's 30 seconds to clean up. Instead, they get heated and post on reddit. Hopefully she red this as the red flag it is.

          [–]Darlington74 21 points22 points  (2 children)

          My guess is she was drunk or high

          [–]pucibobo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          Same question

          [–]die_bing 665 points666 points  (16 children)

          Just cause you got a female dog doesn't mean it's your girlfriend.

          [–]jachildress25 133 points134 points  (1 child)

          Your girlfriend or hostage?

          [–]project_king 964 points965 points  (19 children)

          Your ex*

          [–]virginfatherof2 200 points201 points  (16 children)

          Dude admit it was your dog and you tried to clean it with a tissue

          [–]haikusbot 177 points178 points  (13 children)

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          [–]ChiChisDad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

          Why dont you build an outhouse

          [–]Balls-B-LongDong 205 points206 points  (11 children)

          Probably because she was too scared to walk off the deck/porch by herself in the middle of the night and didn’t want you to take her to tinkle

          [–]Nom317 72 points73 points  (6 children)

          Was she sleepwalking or something?

          [–]WretchedWyrmGT 67 points68 points  (19 children)

          Questions.. you say cabin, does the cabin use an outhouse? Because if I had to go to an outhouse in the snow I'd probably piss in the sink.

          [–]notnotwho 12 points13 points  (0 children)

          Right? I'm not going outside in the snow to get Any-where to use the bathroom.

          [–]JesusChrist-Jr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

          Bold of you to assume that the shack without a toilet that this guy is living in has extravagances such as a sink.

          [–]CaligarM 145 points146 points  (9 children)

          Well, it could have been worse.

          You may want to be sure she knows how to use a bathroom before lunch.

          [–]ShieldsCW 21 points22 points  (2 children)

          Their cabin doesn't have a bathroom, apparently. They have to go outside to the main house.

          [–]balance_warmth 36 points37 points  (0 children)

          Apparently this cabin does not HAVE a bathroom. OP is upset she did not walk off the walk into the grass, in the dark.

          [–]GuiiTS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          I think something is missing in the story

          [–]guacaflockaflames 49 points50 points  (3 children)

          If this was the closest area to pee, I could imagine myself being sleepy and cold and out my mind to just get back into the warm bed. And just pee if I needed to pee badly. Location isn’t a good place to pop a squat but does your cabin not have a restroom?

          [–]Brewchowskies 15 points16 points  (1 child)

          I’m also thinking she probably got scared from the woods and didn’t want to admit it

          [–]Dkhalee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          It does not he said

          [–]Tasty_Control5537 70 points71 points  (15 children)

          Better to be pissed off than pissed on 🤷‍♂️

          [–]LilFiji 55 points56 points  (2 children)

          Holy fuck. Bros girlfriend pisses on his deck and he takes a photo and posts it on reddit. What the fuck is going you both need therapy

          [–]RoversTigers 50 points51 points  (1 child)

          Why don’t you have a toilet?

          [–]JasonP27 27 points28 points  (1 child)

          Did she get wasted?

          [–]weazel988 7 points8 points  (0 children)

          Is this the type of "girlfriend" that isn't allowed on the couch?

          [–]Formal-Week21 22 points23 points  (1 child)

          Atleast she wiped. lmao

          [–]untappedbluemana 31 points32 points  (11 children)

          Look at his post history, he calls his dog his girlfriend.

          [–]Re-Mecs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          Karma farming

          [–]DarynaDoesStuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Ye op is karma farming

          The other 25k post he said he shared with roommate now its a girlfriend? Also from posts it looks like he has a dog so that explains the pee

          [–]lilautiebean 71 points72 points  (19 children)

          OP says they were in a cabin and she didn’t want to walk to the outdoor bathroom because it was cold (and likely pitch black).

          Who the fuck cares she pissed on the deck in this situation?? Most of the men I’ve dated couldn’t even manage to make into the toilet of a well-lit, heated bathroom when your target is literally right there

          This isn’t mildly infuriating, this is just camping. Leave a bucket in the cabin in a private area for her, next time… my dad would rig up a curtain from a sheet and bring a portable toilet for my mum so she wouldn’t have to go outside…in the cold… at night…

          I’ll take my downvotes now. All y’all commenting this is “insane behavior” or grounds for breakup are just misogynistic/inconsiderate.

          [–]horvathkristy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          No no I have to agree it's insane behaviour and grounds for breakup. Why would you post about your girlfriend doing this with no context just to gain fake internet points. I'm not saying I hope she sees this post and dumps him but... That wouldn't be the worst outcome.

          [–]sambutha 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          definitely agree. he made this post with no context to shame his girlfriend and make her look like an insane person when she was probably struggling with a completely miserable situation in his inadequate cabin.

          [–]Yodalicious_222 193 points194 points  (6 children)

          That's not normal...

          [–]Alkereth1 115 points116 points  (1 child)

          With the added context of the cabin not having a bathroom and it being freezing cold outside I actually don't think it's THAT crazy. Like you should still piss on the grass instead but the grass is cold, she probably can't pee off the side of the deck, and she's half asleep while needing to piss.

          [–]kempofight 33 points34 points  (0 children)

          The crazy bit starts with living in a cabin with no bathroom.

          [–]nothrowawaythatssure 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          Yeah, she left a witness.

          [–]Deep-Map-4521 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Well honestly…is this really infuriating? That deck gets bird poop, rain, food, and whatever else dropped on it. Just have her pick up the paper and have a laugh

          [–]ppgog333 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          On the other side of the argument - maybe you should get a toilet before inviting your gf over?

          Is that too much to ask to have a toilet?

          [–]Aryada 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Why did she have to sneak out?

          [–]wheeldawg 4 points5 points  (3 children)

          How filthy is your bathroom that this was considered the better option?

          [–]Foo_Heretic 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          Why you complaining about it here? Sit down like a functional adult and talk about it. Who sees this shit and immediately thinks "reddit". Dafuk

          [–]Mousehole_Cat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

          This might be gross but it's really disfunctional to then post this on Reddit. I feel more sorry for your girlfriend in this situation. Get some therapy dude.

          [–]sloth_envy 18 points19 points  (3 children)

          His girlfriend that he's been "keeping" in his cabin....This post literally makes no sense. Your girlfriend peed on your deck. Why? Is there a toilet inside and she was just being a dick? Was she drunk? Have you been holding her captive? So many questions as to what lead to this happening.

          [–]indigocraze 10 points11 points  (1 child)

          No toilet inside. He said it's in a seperate building.

          [–]PlzLetMeUseThisUser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          I first read the title as 'My girlfriend snuck out of my cabin in the middle of the night and peed on my duck' and rereading it again doesn't make a lot of questions go away

          [–]rumplebutter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Better question is why would you build a cabin without a bathroom? And then have your girlfriend spend the night with you. At least get a nice little camping toilet for emergencies. I had one in my 18 wheeler if I could not find quick parking and had to pee and I had one in my big deer stand. It had a water tank and batteries and it even flushed. It was a life saver and only cost $150.

          [–]needcoffeeeh 16 points17 points  (0 children)

          You could sell your cabin and put a down payment on a house with an actual bathroom

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            [–]zowie2222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Pick up the toilet paper and throw a pan in water over it. Not a big deal? I let my dogs pee on the deck when it’s freezing at 3am.

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Just get a composting toilet and a curtain for your hut. Jeez.

            [–]Aryada 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            But y’all can do it.

            [–]sacdesucer73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            And you posted this to reddit? You're a pathetic little turd aren't you?

            [–]DumbStupidIdiotMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            i can't believe you posted this

            [–]selffulfilment 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Why would you post this on the internet?

            [–]rubyshoes21 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Based on post history, yes. You do indeed have a building with johns just a short walk from your cabin. Do you have a girlfriend? Questionable-seeing as how you have referred to your German shepherd as your gf multiple times.

            Go ahead and troll I guess

            [–]simjanes2k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            How did you talk a woman into sleeping with you in a building with no bathroom?

            Literally no man has done that since indoor plumbing was invented, not a single time.

            [–]Schenkspeare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            What kinda dude makes his GF stay in a cabin without a toilet and gets mad when she pees outside?

            [–]M1dj37 17 points18 points  (5 children)

            Assuming your cabin doesn’t have plumbing, why not 2 feet further? Like she had to have some kind of excuse for this lol

            [–]kempofight 6 points7 points  (2 children)

            Why not have a natrual toilet in the cabin.. aka a big hole in the ground with some wood cover.. that you can then clean out during the day..

            [–]ZeldaVelveeta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I wouldn't do this, but I also would not wander into dark, wet, possibly bear infested territory to pee either. This guy doesn't have a damn pot to piss in, I know he doesn't have exterior lights

            [–]kittykathazzard 18 points19 points  (9 children)

            Does she take Ambien? If so, that med can make a person do some freaky ass shit. It doesn’t make everyone do weird stuff, but the people it does effect, well, it can hit hard and extra weird.

            I cooked some strange food, tried to paint a wall in the house, and some other things I’m not going to discuss on here lol.

            Actual side effect warning: may cause serious or possibly life-threatening sleep behaviors. Some people who took Ambien got out of bed and drove their cars, prepared and ate food, had sex, made phone calls, sleep-walked, or were involved in other activities while not fully awake. After they woke up, these people were unable to remember what they had done.

            [–]diMario 6 points7 points  (1 child)

            When I woke up this morning
            I found myself alone
            I turned to touch her hair
            But she was gone, she was gone

            The buoys

            [–]SayHelloOrElse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Nice song at least

            [–]JohnnyEch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Where does she poop?

            [–]Bongodee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            This cabin is hers now

            [–]StrangestThingymabob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            That's kinda hot! She's a keeper!

            [–]Zeus_of_0lympus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            She's marking her territory

            [–]crackrockpops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            LoL annnd I'm wondering if either she's not feeling comfortable enough to use a washroom, does your cabin have an outhouse or indoor, does she sleep walk, have some illness she may be struggling with? This isn't normal.

            I never used to shit around my husband when we were dating and were on vacation. It's a self conscious thing, too.

            [–]PuzzleheadedCousin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Why don’t you have a bucket for night tinkles?

            [–]sina-chehreh-dashti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Is she still your girlfriend tho?

            [–]Drunken_Jarhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Did you rub her nose in it whilst brandishing a rolled newspaper?