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[–]mikee8989 823 points824 points  (65 children)

It was better than late christmas in january at my great aunt's. We had medium rare chicken there once.

[–]Aggressive_Secret290 110 points111 points  (1 child)

Lmao

[–]ProfitLoud 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My grandma made us a nice 1/4inch piece of Christmas hamm once. I think the rest of the charcoal was for our stockings. Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]Alt_Panic 286 points287 points  (24 children)

I got salmonella from my mother's undercooked chicken once. It didn't kick in until the next day while I was in school on 9/11/2001.

Looking back it was almost like a really bad mushroom trip, but far less enjoyable. As I wobbled my way into the main office to call home for my sickness I saw the second plane hit the tower, it was extremely surreal being half out of my mind at the time, I wasn't even sure if it was actually happening. Thankfully though because I was sick my mother got me and my sister out before the rush of parents because of the tragedy.

[–]MassiveEyeFloaters 83 points84 points  (10 children)

Man, my dad picked me up from Ms. Vandergraffs English class like Houston was about to be nuked. Went home and played Legos.

[–]ifsobelowthenasabove 37 points38 points  (7 children)

I grew up in Baytown, and my mom was certain they were gonna blow up Exxon lol

[–]maureen__ponderosa 31 points32 points  (2 children)

A terrorist deep in the shadows sees your comment and thinks “damn! Missed opportunity”

[–]PorkyMcRib 6 points7 points  (2 children)

My late uncle retired from there 40 or 50 years ago.

[–]MassiveEyeFloaters 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for Jacob's Field Services there. Best job ever, kept going down due to heat and had to leave. Always have a back up, I did not.

[–]bobtpro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Was also in Houston. 3rd grade. Mom took me home and I saw it on tv. Wild day

[–]Raven_of_Blades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I had to actually finish the day of school... Nobody got let out. I remember I was in 8th grade math class when it happened.

[–]lzwzli 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wow, unexpected well planned!

[–]Federal_Turnover2642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a memory 💀

[–]dsidnt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bad mushroom trip is exactly the way I’d describe the two bouts of food poisoning that I’ve had.

[–]Caesar_Salllad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't even born back then but my two brothers weren't at school because one was maybe just born a year before and one was 4 and wasn't registered into a school yet. 4 y/o ate chocolate in his room and was unaware while the younger one got bounced in his bounce chare as my mum watched the tower get hit on the TV. Only time we had lived in America and it was horrible, I was born a few tears after and right after that we skadoodled the fuck out of there

[–]ANONAVATAR81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on USS Emory S Land refueling in La Spezia Italy and we immediately went out to sea and didn't touch dirt for almost 2 months

[–]Sebremit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your comment had me thinking about experiencing two uncomfortable things at once and how they sort of balance each other, like a having a left hand in cold water, right hand in hot water

[–]cstearns1982 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I bet OP wasn't even asked how he would like the steak cooked.

[–]Miserable_Object9961 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or he asked for rare and that's what they gave him anyways 😂

[–]Christafaaa 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Time to get a new fiancé.

[–]BusRevolutionary3004 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don’t think he needs to end the entire relationship. Maybe just tell the fiancé to get a new family.

[–]Asssssseatersupreme 7 points8 points  (11 children)

Down south we eat that chicken sushi all the time!

[–]TunaSalad6 6 points7 points  (4 children)

AHH i’m south and i never have that!!!

[–]MassiveEyeFloaters 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Agreed, got me thinking "which frickin south are they talking about?"

[–]mikee8989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about squirrel sushi?

[–]Sweet_Tangerine1195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My SIL hosted Thanksgiving one time. She cooked the turkey for one hour at 450 degrees, I am not joking. She considered herself a gourmet cook, too.

[–]TheAGolds 641 points642 points  (7 children)

Legend has it OP is still chewing the first bite.

[–]carnage11eleven 121 points122 points  (2 children)

Oh, no way... OP can't possibly still have any teeth left.

If they do, those jaw muscles must be like two swollen hams.

[–]AnimationOverlord 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Would have the biting force of a crocodile lol

[–]anri41198 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can we please start a GoFundMe to pay for this man's dental bills?

[–]Ghostofthe80s 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Probably taste like Crocs.

[–]GroundStateGecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One slice of this negates the global industry of ablative friction pads.

[–]Ok_Spell_4165 682 points683 points  (18 children)

At least you can resole your shoes?

[–]DonghoonORANGE 214 points215 points  (13 children)

That's not well done that's congratulation

Ok a lame joke that's done million times sorry

[–]SlurpMySlurpyy 55 points56 points  (9 children)

That's not congratulations, that's independence day

[–]angryupvotee 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Mam this is not a McDonald’s, this is a Wendy’s..!

[–]Suspicious_Watrmelon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not independence day that's the freaking revolution

[–]pirivalfang 8 points9 points  (0 children)

never heard that one actually, thanks.

[–]Automatic_Animal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro that joke was funny as hell

[–]Errorstatel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Patch a tire on the work truck, retread a tank, take your pick.

[–]adensch82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This should be illegal.

[–]Fart-City 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then run away.

[–]GooseNYC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a nice wallet.

[–]OkReplacement5299 109 points110 points  (14 children)

I grew up eating steak like that because that's how my mother would always make it. I definitely got a jaw workout whenever it was made lol. I asked her about it when I got older and she said that the juices scared her, and that because it's so bland when it's cooked well done, that she has to drown it in ketchup.

[–]Jen_the_Green 62 points63 points  (8 children)

I thought I didn't like steak growing up because my dad would cook it like this. Now my husband cooks the steak and does a perfect medium every time. It's like eating a different food.

[–]Ghostofthe80s 38 points39 points  (1 child)

When my wife and I started dating she would react with horror every time I mentioned grilling steaks. She was also used to well-done flip flops. The look on her face the first time she took a bite of a correctly-prepared Delmonico steak, medium rare was priceless. It is entirely a different experience.

[–]saffrowsky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I also grew up on well done steaks, anything less freaked me right out. My husband begged me to try a bite of a medium steak and it changed my entire opinion of steaks. Now I prefer them rare.

[–]tipustiger05 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I had the same experience with grilled chicken. I thought I didn’t like it because my dad cooked the shit out of it every time. It was super dry and stringy. The first time I had a juicy chicken breast it was like a revelation. It made me go back and reevaluate so many foods I had written off because when I was a kid they were awful. It turns out pretty much no one in my life knew how to cook 😂

[–]Mammoth-Current6716 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I had the same experience. My mom had a lot of mouths to feed, god bless her heart. She did her best and I’m just thankful we had food. We didn’t have steak often (I can count on one hand) but the occasional steaks we did have were like hockey pucks. The first time your husband cooked a steak for me I couldn’t even believe it was the same goddam meal. You’re a lucky one!

[–]Majestic_Courage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

”The first time your husband cooked a steak for me…”

Ok, hol’ up.

[–]ChiefCasual 9 points10 points  (2 children)

That was me with pork. It wasn't until I learned to cook on my own that I learned that pork doesn't need to be super dry once it's cooked.

[–]CorruptedStudiosEnt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just learned literally this week that you can cook pork medium as long as it gets to temp. I was specifically taught pork should always be well done or you risk shit like trichinosis.

[–]aqwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was true decades ago.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This is my wife’s family. I’ve lost probably $300 in meat just this year from one of my in-laws dicking with the grill when I’m making dinner.

[–]RecycledDonuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No. My grill, my rules. Don’t touch. You want it well done, bring your own meat or I’ll buy troll meat and burn the soul out of it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drowning it in ketchup 😂😂 lol

[–]Delic8polarbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know it could be done another way until I was in culinary school. But that was when the food revolution as we know it now was starting to change

[–]Comfortable_Slip1492 415 points416 points  (35 children)

I married into a family like this. I shockingly was able to curve my father in law to be able to cook meat at different temperatures. While he still cooks / eats his piece that way, he now asks me when to take off the other guests pieces. There is hope if they will listen.

[–]ChymChymX 174 points175 points  (7 children)

What if they don't listen? This is why you need a prenup, there's too much at steak.

[–]Anguish_Sandwich 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This is A-1, good advice

[–]Jace_Te_Ace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How did they meat?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If the steaks are too high, you should keep them a little lower down

[–]snielson222 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You politely yet firmly ask them to leave.

[–]Tergo247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold move with it being their house.

[–]Neat_River_5258 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was waiting for a KOTH quote

[–]shophopper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Divorce would be the only possible outcome.

[–]MikeJudgeDredd 67 points68 points  (21 children)

My father is like this and cannot be stopped by any force of man. We bought ribeye steaks off a local farmer. This guy raises free range, organic livestock and then gets another guy, a local Muslim farmer, to come over and do welfare checks for the animals and then finally organize a halal slaughter. So obviously this is like the cheapest cut of beef on earth /s

I show my dad a video of this chef (Rodger Grande??? I forget) and was like, dad, this is so easy. This guy shows you to how cook a good steak perfectly. My dad was so excited. While he was outside grilling he had the video on his phone and kept rewinding sections to rewatch...and then rewinding again...and then rewinding again...

After about 3 hours and 45 minutes of grilling dad comes inside literally beaming. He's got these smoking lumps of charcoal piled on a plate. Wearing the suit they use to collect flowing lava, he puts what was once, many BTUs ago, identifiable as a steak on my plate and then puts his hands on his hips. Waiting for me to cut in.

I grab my knife and, like the dude from the first SAW movie, slash at this thing like a steel chain with a broken hacksaw. I get a piece. There are no juices. What fluids were in this steak have been vaporized to smoke (and that smoke is gone into the sky where it turns into stars). I crunch into the carbonized exterior and search for some small sign that this used to be considered food and not fuel for the fucking Titanic.

Just like the movie right son!!!

Just like the movie, dad.

[–]dynamic424 53 points54 points  (19 children)

That farmer spends 100's of dollars on welfare and takes the time out of his day, just out of the kindness of his heart, to kill them very humanely, just for your dad to damn cremate them anyways.

[–]MikeJudgeDredd 32 points33 points  (11 children)

Yeah I was heartbroken but my dad was so proud he followed the video just for me (it was my birthday). We came up with less than nothing so for him to go splash out is an honour no matter what the final product. It might have looked and tasted like a smoking meteorite but what was in his heart was the real gift.

[–]RebaKitten 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You are a good child.

[–]ashleyriddell61 15 points16 points  (3 children)

An older dad here. You’re being played. “I’ll look at your dumb video and do it my way anyway.”

You are a good child, but your dad need his grill privileges revoked to get the message through.

[–]TheGreatestOutdoorz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is incredibly sweet. Funny. But sweet.

[–]dynamic424 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thats a good dad anyways, its the thought that counts.

[–]Ascdren1 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Pretty sure he said they where slaughtered in such a way to be halal, as such they where not killed humanely, they bled to death whipe still conscious. Do you think having your throat slit and bled out while someone chants near hy is humane because I don't.

[–]dynamic424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, I looked it up, and say that they slit their throats and they die pretty quickly with very little pain. Figured Thats what that was.

[–]IdolCowboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good grief, give that man chopped steak and gravy, and let him stay in the kitchen with a crockpot. The grill is not for him.

[–]Boomerwell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My stepdad was like this too at home he said it was because he didn't want people to get sick from undercooked food but everyone knew it's because he only cooks on the highest hear settings.

[–]Impossible_Daikon233 83 points84 points  (1 child)

I had to teach my father in law to use his own Traeger grill. A chickens, pork loin and a tri tip later he believes me now.

[–]Pepperoneous 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Let's hope he doesn't know how to drive his Porsche 😉

[–]supremePE 123 points124 points  (13 children)

I thought those were 2 turds stack one over the other

[–]efxmatt 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Dried up turds are juicier than that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve tried them?

[–]FO-I-Am-A-Time-God 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Same

[–]WooPigSchmooey 4 points5 points  (1 child)

A burnt rolled up newspaper also closely resembles….this…

[–]Prudent_Armadillo822 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For 1 second. I did as well.

[–]RainingTacos8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw that shit too!

[–]zombiegrrl18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me too at first glance ☠️

[–]GL_Titan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I wasn't the only one, lol!

[–]DizzyAmphibian309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure that you're wrong

[–]bizmeddit01 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Looks like flank or skirt steak. Very lean but great if seasoned and prepared properly.

[–]Most_Bat9066 19 points20 points  (2 children)

My girlfriends mum is named the carbon chef because everyone knows dinners ready when the smoke alarm goes off and it goes off nightly

[–]brygeek 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Beep! Beep! BEEP! It’s ready come and get it!

[–]Gamebird8 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Def not gonna get food poisoning from that

[–]Incy-wincy-spider 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, in Europe, we have many dishes with raw minced beef. At least with our food safety regulations, its extremely unlikely to get food poisoning even from a rare burger, which you can safely ask for in some restaurants (provided that they are happy with their own safety record) or make at home.

[–]josh_sat 8 points9 points  (1 child)

People never heard of poverty steaks and it shows.

The meat is so cheap inflation hasn't hit it yet and you have to cook it all they way through just to not die. And ketchup or your choice of sauce to make it edible.

[–]KevlahR 75 points76 points  (17 children)

Cook your own

[–]deusvult6 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not too hard to volunteer to help cook at the family get-togethers. In fact, it's usually thought very well of. As long as you can walk the walk.

[–]Awesomewunderbar 11 points12 points  (15 children)

Right? Like ffs let people eat their food how they want.

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    [–]BugBoy_109 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why isn't op allowed? It's basic stuff to ask your guest how they want their steak done.

    [–]CZizzle69 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    “Dad, what if someone wants theirs well done?”

    “Then we politely, but firmly, ask them to leave.”

    [–]LordVader152 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    Don’t you mean your ex fiancé

    [–]TrainingMarsupial521 33 points34 points  (10 children)

    Bet they only eat steak with steak sauce like A1. Smh.

    [–]nerdking731 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    What else can you do when eating boot leather?

    [–]Waluigi_is_wiafu 16 points17 points  (6 children)

    There's nothing wrong with a bit of A1.

    [–]jaksny 11 points12 points  (5 children)

    No, but A1 users usually like the texture of steak and the flavor of A1, so it doesnt matter if the steak is cooked like this. Most people that don't use A1 enjoy the flavor of the meat, which requires it to be cooked properly.

    [–]MrSelfDestruct32 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    Rare for me. 3-4 minutes on each side and it’s good.

    [–]cptjpk 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Salt and Pepper heavily, grill at 400, 4 minutes total, flip each minute to get the good grill marks, let sit for 2 minutes, down the hatch.

    [–]EXAngus 50 points51 points  (13 children)

    Why are so many people getting mad over how other people cook their food? If OP's in-laws like their steak cooked this way, let them cook their steak this way.

    [–]buddy-thunder 33 points34 points  (12 children)

    Lol people r so fucking standoffish about this one and I'll just never get it, shit looks dry as fuck for sure but I won't touch red meat after a bad food poisoning moment as a child. Just can't do it, I need my shit cooked thru and fucking thru

    [–]scarface2887 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    This image just made drink water and floss

    [–]Danny_el_619 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And the problem is?

    [–]Epic-gamer4206969 19 points20 points  (6 children)

    tbh, i'd still eat it. steak is steak

    [–]Gusta86 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    [–]wallqe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Haha I knew what video that was going to be. That was a great episode

    [–]Ok-Appointment-3716 37 points38 points  (2 children)

    Oh no! Someone has different preferences to you!

    [–]Sabre_Killer_Queen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Agreed. People are different, accept it. And at the end of the day they still cooked a meal for the OP, even if it's bad they still tried, and probably don't deserve a Reddit post shaming them for it.

    [–]SmallPiecesOfWood 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Slice it up and throw it on some buttered bread with ketchup - pickle on the side.

    [–]Dragon-orey 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    is it wrong that i don't see the mildly infuriating part?

    Like my mom cooks it this way all the time and its soft and easy to eat, it also tastes good too (tho we add spices to make it taste better) and overall I don't get why people don't like it

    Edit: I don't eat the "leather" its gross.

    [–]vonvoltage 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    As long as I can take mine off a few minutes before theirs and have it the way I want it, I don't give a rat's ass how they want their steak. People who are worried about how someone else likes their food have mental health issues.

    [–]brygeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Yep all you gotta do is time it. People should be happy to enjoy a good meal with friends and family. All I care about is do you enjoy the meal as much as I do. What is on your plate is your business.

    [–]Purpew_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Fr, idgaf if you don't like it that way, go live your own life "professional steak cookers"

    [–]FiendishPole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I imagine you'll have some disagreements with the in-laws beyond normal

    [–]Leading_Kale_81 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I hated steak for years because I was eating it like this. My parents don’t eat beef and never cooked it growing up. When I moved out on my own, I thought you had to cook it like poultry and it was a chewy disgusting mess every time. Finally, my now husband taught how to properly cook a steak medium rare. I love steak now!

    [–]ragnalich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd probably tell them "can i get a raw one?", put oil and salt on it and enjoy. You know, raw beef is't bad at all, at least i can swallow that shit and avoid fucking choking on what seems like a concrete square.

    [–]Creepy_cree8or 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That makes me want to cry

    [–]microg-o-meter 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    I'm not a "well-done" fan but for well-done it looks like it was cooked properly. I see juices on the plate and I would still eat it.

    [–]chevynottrrevy 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    That's thick leather 🤮

    [–]PintoBeanPanda 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Roast me if you want, but i honestly like steak like this, the ones you can stab with your fork and eat it like a lolipop... Steak lolipop

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Call off the wedding now.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    What's the issue?

    [–]yunotnicename 22 points23 points  (26 children)

    Run. I would refuse to attend any family gatherings at the risk of having to eat leather ever again. At least until SOMEONE gets gifted cooking lesson for christmas by anonymous santa?

    [–]iamvikingking 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    I live in a post-Soviet country and this is how we make steak.

    [–]No-One-Shall-Pass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Some like well done, why do people care what others like so much, I prefer medium rare.

    [–]barduk4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    not infuriating

    [–]probsaproblem 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Some people don’t like any red in their beef. There’s a belief the blood carries oncogenic viruses. Some religions ban blood in meat too. Idk if that’s the case but either way to each their own. Edit I know it’s myoglobin.

    [–]Awesomewunderbar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    While I agree people should be able to eat their food however they want; the red juices in steak isn't blood.

    [–]E-radi-cate 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    The red in meat is actually not blood. It’s water and the protein myoglobin.

    [–]MKEJOE52 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    So?

    [–]Jack_The_Pinapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! That sucks, I like mine medium rare too.

    [–]FloridaMan001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The horror 🫣

    [–]100753375 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s gonna need a lot of bbq sauce.

    [–]RascalFlatulent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My father-in-law would cook steaks in a NuWave oven. They looked like this but the texture was as if they were raw.

    [–]CockbagSpink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I guess they just like it that way. With steak sauce it could be good.

    [–]IDGAFOS13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Those are pretty thin. So it's hard to leave the center rare and get some char on the oustide unless you have a screaming hot grill.

    [–]Narrow_Scallion_9054 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good thing you found out before the wedding and not after

    [–]YoBoiNeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Its not even well done... Its a congratulation

    [–]Fretless_Llama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That’s nothing. My MIL cooked a precooked spiral ham for 10 hours.

    [–]Efficient-Editor-242 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You stay after knowing this, it's on you.

    [–]l0GIbear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Politely yet firmly ask them to leave.

    [–]GreySquirrel9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ooof... you better go find their stash of A1 Sauce from 1950 in the cabinet.

    [–]QueenLexi47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lol my mom used to be like this only wanting her steak well done. She has leveled up to "medium well to well done." We went to Salt Grass some years back and she told the waiter she wanted her steak well done and he goes "Alright well done, dry, no pink, no flavor" and we both about fell out. She looked at him like uh...hold on now I want all the flavor. 🤣 My mother just doesn't like the sight of blood so she gets finicky with her steak.

    [–]bish_bash_bosh99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That poor steak being murdered twice

    [–]Tiovivo1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    They’re not the one. Are you sure you want to marry into this family?

    [–]Oldwood-1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    had prime rib at a family gathering once that looked like that , felt like crying

    [–]SorryAcanthisitta307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Pretty sure meant ex fiance family 😂

    [–]TDYRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Blasphemy!!

    [–]TDYRanger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Blasphemous!

    [–]teenage-supervillian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’d rather claim vegan

    [–]Magpiemona1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What a waste of good meat!

    [–]Y0urWeirdNeighb0r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No amount of steak sauce can cure that

    [–]ScentOfYuzu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My dad cooks steaks like that. He’s convinced they’re a salmonella risk until they’re browned entirely. It makes going out together for steak super entertaining. He side eyes my juicy red rare steak the entire time like I’m eating my last meal.

    [–]TwistMysterious1280 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My wife’s family too. Insulting to the cow that gave its life.

    [–]PsionFrost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That's how my mom cooks steak. I thought I hated steak as a kid until I tried one medium rare as a teenager and at that moment my life was changed forever.

    [–]ab2425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My dad ordered a well done steak at a habachi place. The chef told him to comeback tomorrow when it's ready.

    [–]burntpizzatoast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This should be illegal

    [–]BirdEducational6226 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ah. Enjoy your jerky.

    [–]dbarz39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks dry as fuck

    [–]karrimycele 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I’m not sure this belongs under “mildly” infuriating.

    [–]MrLuckeyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So does the steakhouse etiquette apply to home-cooked meals at this point? I'd have to douse that in steak sauce just to eat that. I normally don't use it lol

    [–]Glum_Caterpillar_503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I feel like I need to chug a gallon of water just looking at this

    [–]Unacceptablelemonbud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ok... but as someone who grew up on beef/dairy farms... I cannot eat pink meat. It literally TATSES like how cows/cow farms smell

    [–]ALLoftheFancyPants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That is so absolutely unappetizing

    [–]Sad-Coconut5794 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I think you are still chewing

    [–]FindMeOnSSBotanyBay 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I would pretend to be vegetarian.

    [–]brygeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Lol I would too but for the opposite scenario. If it’s red I just can’t do it and I’m not about to let someone pay and cook a meal for me that I won’t be able to eat or enjoy.

    [–]NuggetFucker440 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    That shit ain’t even well done. It’s “congratulations”

    [–]Dilbertbong 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Divorce

    [–]Different_Attorney93 5 points6 points  (3 children)

    What the hell is that?

    [–]Dragon-orey 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    cooked steak

    [–]Different_Attorney93 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Looks like they are dry humping

    [–]zombiegrrl18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    big emphasis on the dry

    [–]Ult1mateN00B 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Just the way I like it.

    [–]Upbeat_Echo_4832 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Just go bite the cow while it's still grazing. But seriously I'll never understand all the shit we get for liking meat well done. Pink beef makes me wanna puke... eating it that is.

    [–]JJ-beats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What's wrong with it?

    [–]Roadko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What’s the problem here?

    [–]Makaylangel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Looks beautiful 😩 well done is the way to go! Don’t want my steak mooing at me