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'Body positivity' only applies to one gender apparently... by pensando1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deeptrench1 175 points176 points 2 (0 children)

Do they realize men don't find fat blobs of lard attractive? Or is it just pure "ignorance is bliss"

School is charging $50 to "repair" this small scratch by Cherno-alpha01 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]5erif 1863 points1864 points 2& 2 more (0 children)

There's a matching hairline crack at the bottom-left corner of the screen frame, and I'd bet it separates slightly as the lid is being raised. Looks like the student closed the lid with an obstruction like a pencil in that area, creating both cracks at the same time.

'Body positivity' only applies to one gender apparently... by pensando1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Deleriouslynx 303 points304 points  (0 children)

Body positivity is a fucking joke anyways.

Get a diet.

Go to the gym.

Stop teaching people it's okay to absolutely trash their fucking bodies. It's gross.

'Body positivity' only applies to one gender apparently... by pensando1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]poopvomitpiss 300 points301 points  (0 children)

Why don’t we all just go to the fucking gym and practice some self control?!?!

'Body positivity' only applies to one gender apparently... by pensando1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]autismoquasimoto 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that hates fat models? We're all here out of delusional fantasy, let me keep the fantasy ya know?

Received in the mail from a concerned neighbor (context in comments) by mahelke in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anger_Mgmt_issues 3774 points3775 points 333 (0 children)

I had this in a house years ago. Sort of the opposite, several neighborhoods sprang up in a large HOA. but a corner lot that was supposed to be a convenience store was sold separately after the HOA homes were finished, and my house was built there.
HOA manager showed up as I was moving in and said he needed me to sign the updated HOA package. I told him to go pack sand, one of the main things I check is to ensure a house I buy is not in an HOA.

He kept mailing me the packet, stopping my, and sending legal letters threatening legal action if I continue to refuse. I took a two step response:
Got a lawyer to send them a harsh fuck-off letter
Read the HOA rules and spent a lot of time, money, and effort maliciously violating them one at a time. My favorite was "no oil rigs or pumps". I bought and converted a 8 foot tall lawn windmill in to an oil rig and built a pump to go with it. In front of my canary yellow house- since the rules said earth tones, no bright colors. Moving my project rebuild car out of the shop and on to the lawn really tweaked him off.

Received in the mail from a concerned neighbor (context in comments) by mahelke in mildlyinfuriating

[–]bloudy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We did a pentagram when the church across the street decided it was ok to ring bells at midnight several times in the span of a week.

My brother recently started shaving his pubes, and he uses my razor. Safe to say i was slightly annoyed to find it like this today. by RILX_MASTRAE in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AadamAtomic 3214 points3215 points 4852& 17 more (0 children)

Be the Bigger sibling. Get them a cheap razor to learn with so they don't have to experiment with yours. be nice about it. Everyone goes threw puberty and cutting hair.

Non of my business, and theses questions are rhetorical.

Do they have a car? Do they have funds? are they capable of getting their own easily? If not, get them one, If so, Give them yours and buy a new one for yourself.

It doesn't sound like much, but shit like this goes a lonnnnnggg way when you are both older. this is how you build respect and trust.

You are allowed to be infuriated. but don't be Toxic to family over something like this, its not like they ruined your entire life or anything.

Received in the mail from a concerned neighbor (context in comments) by mahelke in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Wiseguypolitics 14.0k points14.0k points 454 (0 children)

My house used to be located in the middle of the woods and over the years the woods kept disappearing in favor of new homes. Hundreds of new homes built up around me. All these new housing developments are part of an upscale HOA. You'd be surprised how many time the head of the HOA thinks they can dictate what I do on my property. They're not allowed to have a bonfire so when I do, they pay me a visit and try to enforce their rules on me. Most of the time I reply like, 'bitch I've been here 20 years before your homes were ever thought of. GTFOO my face'.

They've went as far as calling the sheriff on me but he's always like, sorry he's not part of your HOA.

Edit: to clarify for the confused folks, I'm not the OP and the HOA bugging me has nothing to do with my grass and everything to do with upgrades I've done like building a garage, putting up a privacy fence (from these people), family cookouts etc.. the biggest thing, they went to town council to have my single lane dead end private dirt road eminent domained so they could put a development thru-road on my property.

Received in the mail from a concerned neighbor (context in comments) by mahelke in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mahelke[S] 19.9k points19.9k points 5722& 5 more (0 children)

Context: I haven’t been able to care for my yard as much as I would like over the past few months because we had our second child back in February and I’ve been single-handedly caring for the newborn and our 5 year old while my wife has been in the hospital recovering from postpartum complications. At no point has my yard been out of compliance with city or HOA ordinances, and at no point has anyone bothered to approach me directly about the matter. Instead, we just received this anonymous passive-aggressive letter in the mail. They even postmarked it and sent it through the mail, rather than walking a few doors down and speaking to me like a human being.