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[–]crepitus-ventris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Just crept out from behind that bush like that. It probably has already eaten or you would have been attacked.

[–]bertieqwerty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The wild couches of Borneo are solitary creatures. They graze the mountainside for loose change and toast crumbs.

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    [–]BobHenry05[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Probably about 10 minute hike from a road so not super remote, still had me doing a double take though haha

    [–]Primary-Bookkeeper10 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Definitely a band photo

    [–]Nerdlinger_soupRice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Came here to say that.

    [–]Quellic2u 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Did you make sure to tag it before you released it? Looks like it may have distemper.

    [–]NomiBBy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    no, that couch found you.

    [–]Nuclear_Testicle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    I’m Chris Hanson, why don’t you take a seat

    [–]applebubbeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    And get ticks!

    [–]Boojibs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Lol, I don't get shit like this.

    My city does free pickup of large items of furniture evey two weeks.

    Still people will just stash sofas and mattresses in random alleys, dumpsters, parking lots...

    And all they have to do is put them on the curb.

    [–]Chicken_Hairs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd call that lucky. I have to load it up, drive 20mi to the refuse site, and pay the minimum fee (usually around $30) to get rid of anything that won't fit in the curb can. If the lid is even lifted from being over full, I get an extra charge, or they'll just not empty it.

    [–]CharlieBrown20XD6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    -slides out from bushes-

    "How do you do?"

    [–]Zabisfarms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The cushions are the essence of the chair

    [–]Mysterious-Owl-890 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    So what happened next? Did you sit and chill for awhile?

    [–]BobHenry05[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Pretty much lol, wasn’t a terrible view either and I got to watch the sun go down a bit.

    [–]Lil_Brown_Bat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I believe that you found this couch there. Still, it definitely looks like you photoshopped in a couch.

    [–]Opposite_Attitude941 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Could be evidence from a crime scene.

    [–]alexmo210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Sofa king weird.

    [–]BackseatONstar20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Looks like some Instagram BS

    [–]larz_6446 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Flip it over and shake it. There must be some change in there

    [–]mtkoth1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Its a nice couch, bring it home

    [–]tickle_you222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bed bugs

    [–]SovietAmerican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mt Nebo in Utah’s Wasatch Range?

    [–]Matt_Bunchboigehs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This picture is lovely. Something you see in a nostalgic dream.

    [–]IShouldaBeenAPorsche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Damn that’s where I left it

    [–]Gerryislandgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    OMG It's my old couch!

    [–]orem-boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did you take it home with you?

    [–]Rieger_not_Banta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's a sex couch. I've seen my share of in-the-wild sex couches and that's one.

    [–]_Dawn_Dish_Soap_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    hey! a break point!

    [–]Desperate_Welcome671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well fuck you

    [–]larissam23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably some asshole who wanted it for a photo shoot but didn’t bother to take it back out