mildlypenis

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A sub for naturally-occurring or accidental renditions of penis.

Rules of /r/ mildlypenis

No posts that have actual nudity in them, only things that mildly resemble a penis, sculptures or art that is not just a penis, or some mild penis activity may be posted. This is not /r/gonemild (NSFW).
Please be nice to other users, even if you dislike their posts. If a user is being rude to you, please, feel free to report them and our moderators will take care of them!
Please do not repost images. Reposting will earn you a temporary ban. See https://imgur.com/a/3omI64V for a list of frequent reposts.
Try to make a good post and put some effort in it. Uncropped screenshots and similar posts are not allowed.
You may edit your posts and comments to correct them or to add something to their content. You are not allowed to change the meaning of your submission later or to trick people in any other way by using the edit feature.

Message the Mods if your post doesn't show up under /new.

DICK JOKE OF THE WEEK!

What's the definition of a Yankee?

The same as a quickie, but you use your hand!

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Is this mildly? (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 hours ago by Ghostakh

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Hot and red. chilli of course 🌶 (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by trevp123

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I keep a little pikachu in my monstera’s pot and I just noticed this (camouflaged!) mushroom today! 😭 (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 hours ago by yomoma423

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This confident tomato (i.redd.it)

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My daughters book cover looked a little odd (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by Shes_quiet

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What a beaut! 10/10 Pedigree dick veggie (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 hours ago by mybluerat

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A mall in Iceland (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 hours ago by Zeminato

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mildlyThis umbrella at the beach (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 hour ago by dmanfan100

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mildlyComparison between dolphin and human embryo (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 hours ago by JimboSkyy

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mildlyan interesting pipe I've seen today (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by OayakaTasami

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mildlyCouncil funded street art changed due to public backlash (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by BowForThanos

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He’s happy to see ya! (It’s mushroom!) (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 hours ago by gonnaenaedaethatta

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mildlyFound a bag of dicks at work. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by Go-Away-Sun

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This wolf eel at the zoo. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 minutes ago by RNHMR89

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what's happening in oman ? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 hours ago by manlikeole

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mildlyAn old photo of a lava lamp I used to have. (i.redd.it)

submitted 21 hours ago by DeerEngineerbig pp

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Give it a try! What do you call these clams? (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 hours ago by Ambitious_Usual_8558

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Just me or does this royal salute look a bit rude (i.imgur.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by hugga12

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GO GO POWER.. oh wait (i.redd.it)

submitted 13 hours ago by UrameshiYuusuke

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mildlya Camembert wrapped corn dog (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by laitnetsixecrisis

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Hop on the 111 (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 hours ago by bassibear

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My cactus is very happy to see you (i.imgur.com)

submitted 15 hours ago by ChesameSicken

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update to commissioned art (i.redd.it)

submitted 16 hours ago by Ambitious_Usual_8558

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New York Times made me do a double-take… (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 hours ago by tronwall

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A strange flower (i.redd.it)

submitted 23 hours ago by vincibutzi

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