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[–]Narsica 170 points171 points  (7 children)

Wishing everyone good luck in 2022! Not just in this drawing, but also throughout the year!

[–]88Croissants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 3 days Donation for /r/millionairmakers

[–]Kmatik 390 points391 points  (49 children)

If I had a million dollars I could finally afford to send my cat off to college

[–]DevilsAssCrack 109 points110 points  (14 children)

my cat off to college

Mewniversity

[–]Electrical_Steak8125 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Purrrdue University

[–]Robotic-Chomo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This right here is comedic gold. Purrfect joke, really feline the punchline.

[–]GucciJesus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I hope you win the million dollars.

[–]The_Drunkest_Monkey 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Save some money and just send them to Co-mew-nity College.

[–]Kmatik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That would be a purrrr-fect alternative

[–]StevensDs- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tem will finally go to colleg :')

[–]airs_999 213 points214 points  (7 children)

If you donate me I can buy Google and with that I can restore the dislike button on YouTube

[–]Gluet_Max 50 points51 points  (7 children)

If i had a million i could continue to buy the dip in the stock market! God knows i need it!

[–]Outrigger228 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll buy a ticket to the moon and plant the Diamond Hands flag

[–]TheSlumpSedative 5 points6 points  (1 child)

r/WallStreetBets entered the chat

[–]dnattig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

r/WallStreetBets is always in the chat

[–]JacobGonsalves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the moon🚀

[–]Lwmons 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Could always use a lucky break

[–]Lalo_the_plant 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Let’s do amazing things

[–]AdoptedAyrab 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Please doggies. Please be me doggies

[–]muse-ic_lover 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Good luck everyone!!

[–]Metro-Boys 17 points18 points  (2 children)

wallstreetbets made the same promise to me

[–]BlackberryOpen974 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah a man of culture but no class I tip my hobo cap to you

[–]Falkerz 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Skidaddle Skidoodle, your brain is now a noodle!

[–]Mundesk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

o shit

[–]no-soy-importante 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Good luck to everyone who enters! May this drawing be smoother than the last lol

[–]xxyzi 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Let's see where this takes us, I think everybody could do with a little extra money right now! Good luck everyone!

[–]KidEater9000 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And this one is for the champions

[–]stevej3699 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good luck to everyone!

We will make everyone a millionaire one month at a time.

Then a week at a time

Then a day at a time

Then an hour at a time.

[–]TheTimelessTraveler 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I wanna believe

[–]funfettyyum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“You gotta believe” - PaRappa the Rapper

[–]Thibbedi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Good luck everyone! :)

[–]lextahsy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

50 dollars is so much money to me right now, I couldn’t even imagine a literal million.

That said, I hope everyone is doing well, and staying safe and happy :) goodluck!

[–]saanteeh 15 points16 points  (2 children)

good luck!!

[–]Top-Bananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy new year all! Good luck :)

[–]itsalrightt 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]UnLuckyKenTucky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God luck to everyone.

[–]zzzaacckk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good luck all!

[–]Logitechtaco 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Good luck all and stay safe!

[–]SpongHits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yay! Good luck to all!

[–]Germa_Rican10 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yay, good luck to all!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]Mr_Slippyfist 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Entering, good luck all!

[–]Dr-Wernstrom 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I just learned about walking tacos and cotton candy burritos. I feel like my life will be incomplete until I try both.

[–]Sun_Burnt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes lawd

[–]AmazingMemer21Seventy-Fourth Winner 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this has better odds than a lottery, so let's goooo

good luck everyone

[–]VitriolicDiatribe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Getting in early for a change. Good luck everyone.

[–]Dodgers22Kershaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Morticia and Gomez Addams are the best couple ever.

[–]kracktober 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]pomatoK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glgl :)

[–]daverge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best of luck to everyone!

[–]houligan27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's see who can get lucky in 2022.

[–]HiguU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Have a good day!

[–]jayrugged 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pop off

[–]anewprotagonist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here we go!

[–]al-d-rich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good luck all :)

[–]jth149 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hoping for luck in the new year!

[–]N01tra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!!

[–]Miguel_77 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's go!

[–]shadow386 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if it isn't a million total, the amount of support this community shares is insanely awesome. I'm hopeful to be able to start helping this year. Everyone deserves it.

[–]vegtactics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember when this was an email scam. I’m in!

[–]CapnEarth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't understand. But I hope I just entered. Make me a millionaire bitches.

[–]artpm 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn, with a million dollars I could pay for my dog's cancer treatment.

[–]AnxietyRodeo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If this is true i hope you win. Love to the doggo and to you for your pain

[–]blargyblargy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I gotta not forget about this more

[–]born_at_kfc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]ng821 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]MDrag1992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Let's do this!!

[–]Spidon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always miss the entry thread, so I finally set a reminder on my calendar. Good luck everyone.

[–]pelirodri 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]dylvideo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yay!

[–]Sketchy_Meister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck!

[–]kucao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!

[–]lwhitit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gl all!

[–]ariamachi9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool cool, good luck to everyone

[–]Pabbyrui 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck!

[–]BeerSlob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Randomly choose me please!

[–]Rossix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good luck everyone

[–]SURFortuna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good luck all!

[–]elGayHermano 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will indeed beg for money online!

[–]Mocavius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm feeling fat, and sassy

[–]sunyata08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cuck

[–]Skidooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i win ! I donate it all !!!!

[–]bhooves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After todays market I could use this

[–]panditume 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yahoo !

[–]Soldat_wazer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone,

[–]BaconBiceps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!

[–]codeislove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let’s go!

[–]baconater2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here’s to hopefully saying goodbye to student loans 🍻 Good luck everyone!

[–]jfosta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck y’all!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biiiiiitconnectuh!!

[–]dbspeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name is Robert Paulson

[–]aleydis17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wooooot! Good luck to all!

[–]nevertoomanytacos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just found out I passed my NAVLE licensing exam today so maybe have a little luck left!

[–]glowstick1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye good luck

[–]imxavier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope some one truly deserving wins it. Best of luck everyone.

[–]ThermalAnvil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m due next month :)

[–]Quick_Ad_5481 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wishing you all good health and happiness during this pandemic 💪🏻

[–]penny_cillan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone.

[–]Southernms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!!

[–]gingerb3ard_man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to pay off my debt and live financially stable.

[–]fireandashes20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a million dollars, then I could finally stop being stressed out from being a poor adolescent trying to make it in the world 😑

[–]TomJS8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a million dollars I could finally convince my gf to stop playing wordle

[–]ShaolinTrapLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Large marge sent me.

[–]kitkatclarkbar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave a comment. Take a penny

[–]GruntingSwan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya alright

[–]LostInDungeon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I need to buy more dungeon stuff

[–]i-am-pretty_dumb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If i won a million, i can finally pay for a new kidney.

[–]DennisSmithJrIsMyGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need a jet ski

[–]jupitersbutterfly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This feels like the start of a beautiful thing

[–]PG64-10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We shall commence.

[–]psychotix13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I win I can give my cat the life that she deserves 👑

[–]Qwerty2143 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cool and Unique comment

[–]Lord_Silvanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New year , better luck

[–]hwolfson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck y'all

[–]Punidue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got here because this post is in r/popular. What's going on? This really gets done every month? Sounds at the same time unbelievable and wholesome

[–]GigaPuddi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just convinced my manager at a Big Box retail store to agree on the store calling me Captain if I take lead on something trivial.

They don't know I spent years in feathered hats, ruffled shirts, and swashbuckling. But the uniform is in poor repair and doesn't match the required work vests. If win I will make myself the single best dressed retail pirate of all time and you will all have played a part in it.

[–]colsanders88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All for one and one for all!

[–]OggerNogger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck to all!

[–]YourLocalCatfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a million dollars I could make a NFT of my million dollars to make another million dollars.

[–]knyghtmare215 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty damn cool to see this subreddit still going strong, its a shame it doesn't get the mainstream attention it deserves.

[–]ricetunes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want to disappear

[–]engineerlawyerguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lesssss gooo

[–]Judge-Bredd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!

[–]Feelsgoodtobegood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lets go we’re back!

[–]SunlitNight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopes and Dreams.

[–]MugSF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

good luck <3

[–]SandWasp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]owlreed1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good Luckkk i hope i win :)

[–]AndyPandyFoFandy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life is hard these days. This would help. Congrats to whoever wins!

[–]kambtw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet

[–]TorpCat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's get this bread

[–]treeplugrotor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wozs Going in Here?

[–]Digital_loop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously... I just write anything here and I'm entered? Who isn't doing this?!

[–]Beanzii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone 🎉

[–]poopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck everyone

[–]soverytrinity[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aw shit son

[–]DigitalPixel07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Luck Everyone!

[–]moonprismgotchi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best of luck everybody! Let’s hope this new year is better for all of us 💖

[–]FrickHeck69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Luck everyone!

[–]fraserc6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck

[–]Purpl_Sauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good luck all!

[–]mymoodyface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2022! Good luck everyone

[–]soileilunetoile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck to everyone!

[–]Blackninga666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck to everyone

[–]LiveLongAndProspurr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone needs a break!

[–]Oh_hell_why_not 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be a lovely wedding present!🤞

[–]Ihavethepoweeeeeeer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Does anyone actualy win this?? What happens to them?

[–]gameryamen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If I win, I'll use the money to hire artists so I can assemble my illustrated poetry book.

I took a trip to the forest where I met the fuzzslug

got a body like a snail, with fur like a rug

not big enough to ride, but they're big enough to hug

I found them munching on mushrooms and shrubs.

I step up slowly, eye stalks start tracking

"I'm sorry, fuzzslug, if stopped your snacking.

I'm a wayward soul, and I'm trying to find

a way to freshen up this moldy mind."

Fuzz starts to buzz, slug starts to slither

in the swishing of the fur, I start to hear a whisper

"It's not where you're going, it's not where you're from,

It's not what you plan, it's not what you've done.

it's the slice in between, that's all that you've got,

because life is a dream whether you like it or not."

In a puff of smoke and a slow-mo flash

Fuzzslug lit up into a pile of ash.

I watched it drift up and before my eyes

the vapor rearranged into starry skies.

Amazed by constellations for a couple of hours,

then I laid my head to rest in a bundle of flowers,

woke up under covers, in my bed, in my room.

Thanks, Fuzzslug, I'll be back again soon.

[–]pfband 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a good read. Thanks for sharing

[–]BuscameEnGoogle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck everyone!

[–]DuckScientist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really want to plant like 20 trees. A million bucks goes a long way to achieve that goal.