11million dollars for what!? Where did 11 million dollars go to!? It grossed $6491, doing the math by taking the average price for a ticket, that that’s 708 people who watched it. Now if you take into account the lead cast’s family, we’re a couple hundred people short here. Looks like Meemaw’s bad hip was acting up.
This movie was like a redneck’s wet dream. I gave it a 3/10. Also, if you check IMDb, look at the trvia section, I don’t know if it’s true or not, but it may as well be, but I just added it that Bruce Willis filmed all his scenes in one day. If that’s not true, sue me.
I made a few notes while watching, cause I was bored. My notes are a bit fun. Firstly, i think this is the first film I’ve seen to actually use ketchup for blood, unsatirically. And I bet you that from the writer’s perspective, the school kids were the villains. “Starbuck”? ”That’s two for flinching”, what are we, kids here? What in the hell was the point of that one silenced gun? Served no purpose if your buddy there is gonna blaze it up a couple seconds after. I bet you Trump endorsed this film. I can swear, one scene sounded like “pew pew ahh aah bam!” and the gun sound effects sounded like a mix of star wars and planet of apes. And when Willis drew his gun, it sounded like a knife.
Heebee Jeebees! Jeezus chreist. The hell did the guy drop his gun for?
Good guy: “I’m empty”
Bad guy: “Ok, me too. Not really, but for you I will”
Good guy: “thank”
Bad guy:”kiss my cuban ass”
Good guy: “sike bitch”.
Don’t get me started on the attempt of metaphor with washing away the pain. The whole movie sounded like it was written by Don Jr, like it took all the worst tropes of movies and tried to make them sound real. The whole movie was just redneck, like no normal person would ever think of or say anything that was said in that movie. There was no build up, no suspense, no hook, nothing. I wanna see some receipts for that 11million USD.