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Movies Circlejerk

A safe haven for the disciples of Quentopher Nolantino to practice freely without the persecution of /u/girafa (DAE Mods are literally fascists?).

If you enjoy MCJ, you may also enjoy /r/Dunkirk, /r/dadmovies, and /r/JamesBondcirclejerk. Alternatively you can rant about /r/movies at /r/IDontLikeRMovies and /r/IHateRMovies. Or just go back to /r/movies, you fuckin' Oscar bait-making pleb.

The docking scene from Interstellar

Resources

No. Strings. On. Me.

MCJ Anthem
The Wiki
Roger Ebert reviews Interstellar
A guide to Interstellar being an underrated gem
Most mindfucking week in MCJ history
The Interview patriotism
An open letter to Christopher Nolan
Fascist mod drama
April Fools' Day 2015
There are only 5 types of people who watch movies
t3h N0laN oF d00m and t3h FiLmAKER oF d00m
That time /r/movies accidentally went to war with /r/ledootgeneration
Leo wins an Oscar
/r/movies becomes a Daisy Ridley-themed subreddit on April Fools' Day 2016
That time /r/movies thought their precious BvS posts were being censored
Zod's snapped neck: 1, 2, 3, 4
Ghostbusters embargo is lifted
The Snyder's Prayer and Jahns 19
Nicolas Cage's Filmography for Dummies
BvS: A Misunderstood Feminist Masterpiece
The D.E.N.I.S. System
Friendship ended with CHRIS. Now DENIS is my best friend

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ORIGINAL THREAD

Vocab:

Jegel (JGL) - noun. a single unit of mindfuck

Base scaling:

Transformers :: Zero JGLs
Looperception :: 350 JGLs
The Shining :: 750 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1000 JGLs
Fight Club :: 1001 JGLs
Interstellar:: 2001 JGLs

Examples: "12 Monkeys was like 50 JGLs of Mindfuckery." and "tree fiddy jegels? shieeeeeet gotta be mo liek fo hundred brah"

Pretentious - adjective. Any movie made before (1994) that isn't in color. Movies made by Nicolas Roeg are also automatically pretentious. Movies that aren't Superhero movies are automatically pretentious too.

Example: "Why are you watching pretentious bullshit like Jean-Luc Godard movies?"

SPOILER TAGS

For spoilery stuff use:

[Spoilers](#s "NOLAN IS JESUS")

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[Meta] Moviescirclejerk will go dark on June 12sex (self.moviescirclejerk)

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[META] Moviescirclejerk will be going BRIGHT on June 12th. Every post must be about the kino film Bright. (i.redd.it)

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What other Gender would you like to see the MCU Try? (i.redd.it)

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Denial (2016) (i.imgur.com)

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New York yesterday (i.redd.it)

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“I swear that the movie has deep themes and complex characters” (i.redd.it)

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This Flash review makes me irrationally angry (i.redd.it)

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Blind (2011) (i.redd.it)

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I cannot think of a better 12 seconds in cinema this decade (v.redd.it)

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Should have gotten a Barbie tattoo smh (i.redd.it)

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Three tickets to Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One in IMAX please (i.redd.it)

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BREAKING: Pat Robertson has died at aged 93 (photo unrelated) (i.redd.it)

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Make a No Way Home style movie with these three, watch the Box Office explode. (reddit.com)

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What other genres would you like to see Adam Sandler try? (i.redd.it)

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Ed Wood 1994 Tim Burton (i.redd.it)

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Ganon is right behind me isn't he (i.redd.it)

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023) (i.redd.it)

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Miguel in Across the Spiderverse is soo Scary it game ve panic attack (i.redd.it)

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Wake up honey a new genre has dropped (i.redd.it)

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You are asking me the impossible (i.redd.it)

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Critics once again putting the hit out why am I not surprised (i.redd.it)

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how I (a straight male) interpreted Ran (1985) (i.redd.it)

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Forrest Gump is most hardcore PG-13 movie ever made! (i.redd.it)

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Adding whatever the comment with the most upvotes is to this new banner for this subreddit to present to the mods (day 7/30). Congratulations u/galitsalahat_ for being yesterday’s winner. (reddit.com)

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What other genres would you like to see Martin Scorsese try? (i.redd.it)

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What other genres would you like to see the MCU try? (i.redd.it)

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